* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

5770 publicly visible posts • joined 29 May 2007

Hardware hacker unifies 15 retro consoles in format frenzy

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What a hero, that is all.

Are biofuels Europe's sh*ttiest idea ever?

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Re: Bloody obvious

" adject poverty"

Someone who describes being poor?

Abject poverty.

P2P badboys The Pirate Bay kicked out of Greenland: Took under 48 hours

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Re: Cache

"Surely there is a much more effective way of blocking the page that isn't this easily maneuvered."

Yes, there is, but it involves DPI and filters on your BB link. Think Phorm.

This isn't something we want at any price.

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Re: Why does the Pirate Bay even need a host?

" used by networks such as gnutella"

There's a chocolate spread network? Who knew?

Under the microscope: The bug that caught PayPal with its pants down

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Re: A sanitised input? What's that?

Bobby? Is that you?

Wales slams Amazon over lack of Kindle support

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Re: Aw come on

Perhaps they're still sore about the 6-nations

Microsoft Xbox exec quits after ENRAGING the INTERWEBS

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Re: His opinion...

agreed.

" high-flying Microsoft creative director"

He should have known better. After all, tweets are viewable by everyone and it is a known contentious position to take (saying everything is always on).

There is no off switch for the internet.

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Re: Comparisons with electricity are inappropriate

and when the power goes out my laptop can play games for quite a while too.

Inuit all along: Pirate Bay flees Sweden for Greenland

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TPB App update : New Hosts.txt file available, also available as a torrent.

Internet DNS need not apply..simples.

Star Trek phaser sells for a STUNNING $231,000

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Re: That's geeks for you

For that kind of money I'd want a pair of her nickers!

Spooky action at a distance is faster than light

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Re: Well done ... again.

Yeah, but do you know _where_ it isn't?

Anonymous blitzes Israel in new attack

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Sir

Does anyone know if they hit Checkpoint? That could have repercussions.

Patent shark‘s copyright claim could bite all Unix

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Re: Not Quite

"(3/31 for the natives)"

I think you mean 31/3 :)

National Security Letters ruled unconstitutional

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Sir

Next up, the Patriot Act.

Modder hacks SimCity for unlimited offline play

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Re: Wireshark : "If the SimCity programmers are competent, ..."

Even encrypted packets have headers.

It would obviously make it harder to fake a response, but all you've really got to do is set up a route on your PC to a local host for the IP address and have a little app that responds with *exactly* the same packet as that sent back by the EA host (this would require a specific capture for each user of course so that would need to be built in to the app so it also needs at least one successful connection to EA to capture the response).

Possibly :)

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Re: Wireshark

I'm not too shabby at analysing wireshark output, so if anyone has the files and uploads them so I can read them I don't mind helping out.

Anything to piss EA off a bit.

SimCity 4

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Re: Send Corrections link is still here

I dunno Drew, airing out your reporters' mistakes in the forum seems like so much more fun :) After all, pointing out mistakes doesn't draw a large salary for the average El Reg pundit, they gots to get their due somehow!

Japan's free public VPN project tunnels through Great Firewall

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Looks like the Chinese haven't figured out that whatever you do to damage the internet, it routes around it somehow.

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Re: Banned websites

"I'm just curious as to how the Chinese government gets away with it."

Have you seen their army? Their tight leash on all media outlets?

Do you remember tiananmen square?

In short, if you say something they don't like, they drive a tank over you. It's a pretty compelling argument.

MakerBot demos 3D object scanner that fits on your desk

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Re: Never Give Up...

Fuck Screw that!

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Never Give Up...

Digitize me Fred, I know in my heart you're going to save my life!

Welsh bureaucrats busted for getting political on Twitter, Facebook

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WTF?

Seriously?

"laws forbidding bosses from asking for social media passwords. ®"

If a boss of mine ever asked for my passwords I tell them where to get off.

Mind you, I might exchange them for the number of his bank account or his 17 year old daughters' phone number (assuming she was hot of course).

This must be a joke right? I know I haven't had my morning coffee yet but I can't imagine anyone asking me for my passwords.

Tito's Mars mission to use HUMAN WASTE as radiation shield

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Re: One way trip

did you read the bit about them slingshotting round Mars..and not landing there?

RTFA

Health pros: Alcohol is EVIL – raise its price, ban its ads

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Re: 2013 progress report

I think you'll find they've made considerable in-roads on the porn issue. Having a drawing of a woman with small breasts will likely find you in prison and/or on the sex offenders register, depending on the level of severity (more severe -> register, less severe -> prison)

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Re: The governement is so desperate for economic growth

perhaps I've misunderstood, but are you saying the government is getting revenue from illegal drugs?

Take that, freetards: First music sales uptick in over a decade

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Re: What did they expect?

you have to use a proxy? What version of browser do you have that doesn't use ssl?

Super-fast super-massive black hole spins at nearly light-speed

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Re: Speed of light

Next you'll be telling us that radio waves are faster than light.

John Sweeney: Why Church of Scientology's gravest threat is the 'net

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Re: Acceptable Bigotry

Go on then shit-for-brains, I'll bite.

I claimed you were trolling with your opinion piece because it was based on the predeliction that the tantrum in question was unprovoked (it told you *everything* you needed to know about the guy apparently). The opinion and the apparent trolling don't seem to me to be contradictory and are quite capable of co-existing.

I saw what CoS did to the guy and therefore believe that his tantrum _was_ provoked, hence my belief that you were trolling. No lies anywhere that I can see, just a complete lack of comprehension of the English language on your part.

I have since re-appraised my previous conclusion and now just believe you to be a total twat.

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Re: Acceptable Bigotry

Blimey, who took the jam out of your doughnut today?

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Re: Acceptable Bigotry

Well, I focussed on that one word because it seems you have formed your opinion based on it.

I watched the show when it first aired and I didn't think it was unprovoked.

Unprofessional, yes, hence the number of Google hits you saw, but not unprovoked.

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Re: Acceptable Bigotry

"unprovoked"

I realise you're trolling, but really? You do know the story right?

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Re: Damn you Register

Easy, just add $$$

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Re: I don't agree with Sweeney.

"leave me anxious about the standard of human nature"

Try watching Geordie Shore sometime.

"You're all going to do guided stag and hen do's across Europe!"

"Great, what's Europe?"

I kid you not. Oh and one numpty thought Amsterdam was in Germany.

The bar, being lowered so low that an ant would have trouble getting under it.

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Re: It's the hydrogen bomb part

Actually, in Battlefield Earth (the book) there is a little device that can dis-associate all the molecules binding a planet together, whilst leaving the mass of the body intact (albeit over a wider area :) - the last part is important otherwise it would mess with their star charts for matter-mission.

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Re: CoS

Yeah, fuck em, I'm gonna send them a PDF

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Re: Psychlos

Battlefield Earth baddies (Hubbard book)

Happy birthday, LP: Can you believe it's only 65?

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Re: Diamond Rio PMP300

I still have one kicking around the bottom of 'the cable bag' somewhere :)

Russian boffins race to meteorite crash lake as shard prices go sky-high

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Re: Hmm

I have a piece of metal (Nickel-Iron) meteorite that weighs in about 500g, been saving it up to make some kind of mystical jewellery along with some moldevite :)

Pirate Bay reports pirating anti-piracy group to police

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Re: Petty or dense?

It's all about the PR, and TPB have struck them with a nice upper-cut.

AMD: Star Trek holodecks within reach

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Re: we don't need *that* much processing power

..and if there are two people in the room?

Higgs data shows alternate reality will SWALLOW UNIVERSE

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Re: Oh, well...

I feel a poem about snot coming on...

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" Let's everyone step on over and get some cake and cookies and a cup of tea now."

Except it's a Universe where the common basis for life is lead, not carbon :)

The universe speaks: 'It's time to get off your rock!'

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Re: Just a thought but..

Good old ElRon's minions have missed a possibility though.

Imagine that the DNA gets damaged in transit, but is still viable - all sorts of weird and wonderful 'monsters' evolve out of the muck and eventually they come back to Earth to find their progenators - discover us, and assume we wiped out their forebears and kill us all.

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Re: @SRS (was: Whatever. Random acts of the cosmos are just that ...)

@Jake,

I have no idea how deep they are, but as they're in the mountains I expect they are fairly deep - there're more than one around here, I just mentioned the one that's a few minutes walk away and that's about 10 miles long.

It's fairly narrow though so there might be less in it than I expect.

If they all get contaminated I can always rig up a moisture trap - it's damp as hell round here, and there's always the sea.

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Re: Whatever. Random acts of the cosmos are just that ...

If there's a nuke war I don't give a rat's arse about the water, I'd rather be dead, and quickly.

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Re: This whole debate...

"We're not dinosaurs, reliant on a certain climate or delicate environment"

I don't quite know how to put this politely, but we need the fucking Sun to survive. If there's a dust cloud encircling the planet for a hundred years we're all fucked.

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Re: Reg's Response

To many words for a proper trolling, or even piss-take, post.

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Re: Whatever. Random acts of the cosmos are just that ...

"How many days worth of food & water do you have on hand?"

At the moment, about 10 miles worth of reservoir. Should see me through for a bit I reckon.

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Re: If humans die off ..

"they'll be no one to care about it ..."

"there'll be no-one to care about it..."

HYPERSONIC METEOR smashes into Russia, injuring hundreds

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Re: world meme field day :)

That reminds me of that famous Russian comedian.