* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

5770 publicly visible posts • joined 29 May 2007

RBS Mainframe Meltdown: A year on, the fallout is still coming

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Re: To the people asking what £450m will buy a bank...

Well, all I can say is that if that had been a government IT spend you could have added a 0 to the figure

Rise of the Machines: How computers took over the stock market

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Re: HFT & Feeble Internet Security....

That's more akin to social engineering than an actual hack

Brits' HSBC bank cards, net access goes TITSUP

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Sir

Sods law.

Sorry everyone. I went to check my balances today, I've been putting it off for about 5 weeks.

Hang on, someones talking to me......oh, apparently it isn't my fault - and there I was thinking all banking problems were the result of their customers! silly me. carry on.

Facebook foolishness foils (un)civil servant's squirm up greasy pole

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Sir

Dissent shall not be heard.

The Gov.

Norks taunt, yank Yanks' crank over PRISM: US is 'rights abuse kingpin'

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Re: It depends how you define rights abuses

"A thought the batshit paranoid free speech 'stazi' community of commentators might occasionally bear in mind when bleating on about the tyrannical dictatorships of the US, UK, Sweden etc. etc"

Whilst I understand where you are coming from, Gitmo bay, renditions and the UK helping them do it are hardly above reproach in terms of human rights.

There are still people in this country being held without charge indefinitely and allowed no legal representation. How does that add up in your utopian society then?

Thousands of fingered crims, informants spaffed in web security COCK-UP

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FAIL

Re: Hilarious

Has anyone there explained why the fuck there was DATA on there AT ALL!

The website should be the front window, everything of meaning should be done behind the scenes with the web server making authenticated requests of the back end servers (which is a lot easier to secure than hosting data on a bloody web server).

Who came up with this hokey standard anyway?

NSA PRISM snoop-gate: Won't someone think of the children, wails Apple

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Re: @Don Jefe

Those who knowingly keep to the letter of the law and ignore the spirit of it are guilty of treason against the people imho.

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Re: I am not a terrorist

People who say that they have nothing to hide should be the first in the queue to have their brain implants that monitor all their thoughts. ALL of them, all of the time.

Then tell me you have nothing to hide.

Not just telcos, THOUSANDS of companies share data with US spies

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FAO The Register Team

How does all this affect the right to protect your sources by the way?

NSA: 'Dozens of attacks' prevented by snooping

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Re: A non-defense

"To either a nation I can control or more probably, a nation that respects it's Constitution and the rights of the populace."

Let me know when you find such a place, I'll meet you there and you can buy me a liquidated beer :)

Eurogeddon? Pah. UK banks are more terrified of hackers - big banker

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Re: Collapsing currency?

"Banks do not invest money in currency"

I don't think you understand the Forex market at all then.

Banks buy and sell currencies all day long, in fact you could almost say that they were 'market makers'.

No-one invests in currency unless you're taking a long position in the carry trade. You buy low and sell high, it's as simple as that.

Thanks, NSA: Amazon sales of Orwell's 1984 rise 9,500%

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Re: People are so F'en dumb

People who say they are ok with this level of surveillance have simply not touched the boundaries of their prison yet.

When the walls are brought in closer, you may yet feel them, but of course, it is too late - because you are in prison and went there willingly because it felt safer than the 'big wide world'.

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Re: Orwell vs Huxley

"While we do not terminate pensioners as per "This Perfect Day""

Hmm, Liverpool Care Pathway.

Microsoft in sexism strife again over XBOX rape joke

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Joke

Re: What?

I was disgusted every time I watched it, in fact it got worse by the tenth time of viewing.

Yours,

Mary Whitehouse

Microsoft announces $499 price tag, new games for Xbox One

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Re: Forza

Assuming XBone tanks like we expect it to, don't expect the publishers will stick to their exclusive licencing - they will make software for whatever will bring them the most money.

Boffins hide cute kitty behind invisibility shield

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Coat

Re: Welcome to the world of...

"INVIZIBELZ LOLCATZ!" that look like they are about to take a shit.

NSA PRISM deepthroat VANISHES as pole-dance lover cries into keyboard

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Re: Chances are its all true but.....

I think disappearing from 'Hong Kong' was a great move. Assuming he pops up again somewhere without an extradition treaty.

NSA PRISM-gate: Relax, GCHQ spooks 'keep us safe', says Cameron

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Re: asdf we lose

Hmm, I wonder how long before the ID card is trotted out again 'for our safety'

US chief spook: Look, we only want to spy on 6.66 billion of you

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Re: Well he would say that, wouldn't he?

agreed, lots of weasel words being flouted.

No 'direct' access, only indirect access to everything.

Only when lawfully obliged to do so. There's a blanket law allowing NSA to do anything they want, ergo they supply the data all the time.

Ex-CIA techie Edward Snowden: I am the NSA PRISM deepthroat

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Re: Don Jefe such shock and horror

"innocence until proven guilty"

I have a real problem with this phrase because it presumes you are guilty before you've even started.

How about 'innocent unless proven guilty'

Who wants a 'robot companion'? Look no further than Intel Labs

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Paris Hilton

Sir

I can just imagine the queue to 'field test' these robot companions of which you speak :)

Smart TVs riddled with DUMB security holes

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Sir

Disable wi-fi, use a wire - is it that easy?

Who should play the next Doctor? Nominations needed!

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Sir

tldr; Has anyone mentioned Robert Downey Jr. yet?

Doctor Who? 12th incarnation sought after Matt Smith quits

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Re: New Dr.

Apparently since the current Dr. knows who he is (the Hurt character) it is a past re-incarnation that didn't quite fit into the 'Dr' persona.

Lego X-wing fighter touches down in New York's Times Square

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Re: Surely there's some armature?

A bit off topic, but I've never understood why, when there are so many regulations about building in earthquake zones, that Americans still build houses in tornado zones out of toothpicks?

'Catastrophic failure' of 3D-printed gun in Oz Police test

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Re: The Liberator - a bargain

Is it me or am I missing something..oh I know.. where do people get the plastic firing cap designs from?

'Leccy car biz baron Elon Musk: Thanks for the $500m, taxpayers...

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Re: So what was the interest again?

I think I saw someone write $26m, which is about 5.2% if my sums haven't desterted me. Seems reasonable.

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Trollface

@Tom 38

"Yes, this was a loan that they have paid back (in part)"

I'm guessing that the people objecting didn't actually rtfa. Most loans require payback in installments, so the remainder of the balance (plus interest) is what they just paid back.

You seem to be dragging down the average IQ on this site all on your lonesome (plus the others that don't understand that advancing a new technology means economies of scale and cheaper designs in the long-run).

Cook: Apple has 'no current plan' to pull profits out of Ireland

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Re: Sir

" I am unsure whether that is sarcasm or you are one of the fools"

Hmm, tricky one that. Perhaps I meant it as a thought exercise to see what might happen as a result :)

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Sir

It's about time these companies were reigned in, they have far too much power.

I know, how about a trade embargo on products from these tax averse companies.

Don't pay tax in this country - don't sell goods in this country.

Their profits would be hit a lot harder than paying the tax would.

Microsoft reveals Xbox One, the console that can read your heartbeat

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Sir

......woot. I must be getting old - once upon a time it was all about the launch games :)

A backdoor into Skype for the Feds? You're joking...

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Coat

Re: one for the fraudsters

" the whole worlds baking system"

isn't that where they keep the dough?

Doh! ...going

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Sir

"The FBI argue the net is “going dark” to them, thanks to encryption technologies which render valid wiretapping warrants useless."

Perhaps they shouldn't have abused the power so much that encryption has become widespread to the point where my Mum has heard about it and knows how to use it.

BT Tower is just a relic? Wrong: It relays 18,000hrs of telly daily

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Sir

"Wing said all signals are always sent via two geographically diverse paths to customers"

Are they still touting that old bullshit.

They've been selling this for years and occasionally still come a cropper when some tit on the underground cuts through a bearer cable, then all those supposed 'diverse routes' suddenly seem to go down at once - odd that.

So you want to be a contractor? Well, here's how it works

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Re: Women Contractors

I met a female in the networking security field that could give anyone a good run for their money - when I asked her why she wasn't contracting it was basically down to fear - she couldn't handle the idea that she might be out of work for a couple of months without notice.

It certainly wasn't down to lack of skills and flexibility.

British LulzSec hackers hear jail doors slam shut for years

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Re: Whoops ! @AC 15:02

"amirite"

I believe it's mentioned in Groundhog Day.

Apple asked me for my BANK statements, says outraged reader

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Re: Not just Apple

Indeed.

"'Tell us everything about yourself or we won't sell you our products'"

Sounds fair enough, see ya.

They'll learn, as long as people stand up for themselves that is.

Queen's Speech: 'Problem of matching IP addresses' to be probed

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Sir

Hearing the Queen talk about IP addresses is like listening to a budgie discuss quantum physics.

Weird.

'Quantum network? We've had one for years,' says Los Alamos

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Re: 'Quantum network? We've had one for years,' says Los Alamos

"Unfortunately, one of our engineers figured out exactly how fast it was, so we lost track of where it was for a while"

When they did eventually find it, it lost synch.

Next Xbox won't need always-on internet after all

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Re: Watching Live TV?

Perhaps it has a satellite-in feed and operates as a freeview box

Thousands rally behind teen girl cuffed, expelled in harmless 'explosion'

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Re: What I'd Like.

" I remember our chemistry teacher chucking a decent sized rock of sodium into the beck to demonstrate why we should be careful with it."

Hehe, we did the same, except the teacher used a pea sized piece of sodium, but then got called out of the class for something, leaving the oil wrapped sodium block behind :) Nee dI say more? Well, just a little then, the ceiling tiles needed replacing.

As far as this 'bottle explosion' goes, I've seen the reaction you can get with a bottle of coke and some mintoe's (sp?) - this hardly sounds like it should even register as much as a banger.

Pirates scoff at games dev sim's in-game piracy lesson

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@LilCricket

Bullshit.

When I was young, and poor, I used to crack games (not just get them from others either).

As soon as I was earning decent money, I bought games.

Where does that put your little 'theory'.

"invent a system that makes pirating game impossible"

Only if it's literally individually coded to your DNA, and then you can give a copy to your clone :)

'Your infernal cable pipes come up from Hell, Virgin!'

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Re: "abusing current tax legislation"

"So why are employing incompetent to write our tax legislation?"

We aren't, we employ consultants from leading tax companies (like Delloitte and KPMG) and then people wonder where all the loopholes come from when these companies set up new avoidance schemes.

It would require the combined will of the people to change this, and they're mostly illiterate, innumerate TV absorbers, so I wouldn't count on it happening any time soon. MP's complaining about this sort of stuff are being disingenious to the point of blurting out that we need a morality tax or something equally ludicrous.

Student falsely IDed by Reddit as Boston bomber found dead

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Re: sigh

"The road to Hell is paved with good intentions."

COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO: NASA rovers scrawl giant willy on Mars

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Joke

Re: Chariots of the Sniggering Gods

What, like the one of a giant bloke sporting a huge hardon?

Microsoft to unveil new Xbox console on May 21

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Headmaster

Sir

"Carful with that inconsistent variable capitalization."

Careful with that spelling mistake.

1st law of pedantry = though shalt make a mistake when correcting others

Still holds true :)

Privacy crusaders: ISPs in 'conspiracy of silence' over Snoop Charter

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Headmaster

Re: The only privacy ISP's will protect is their own (to negotiate with the govt).

Phorn = Phorm

and if these meetings are what is being suggested, then I would be surpised to see Zen on the list.

A lot of techies use Zen and if they got wind of something underhanded they'd abandon ship - I would.

US House of Representatives passes CISPA by 288-127

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Joke

Sir

"H.R. 624"

Isn't this the new HD format that?

Hardware hacker unifies 15 retro consoles in format frenzy

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Sir

Peoples' tolerance of frustration has gone down a lot with recent gaming compared to earlier stuff - and enjoyment is inversely proportional to the degree of frustration it took before you 'broke through' the barrier :)

Vint Cerf endorses software-defined networks

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WTF?

Re: Old Age

You realise he was talking about the networks and not the socio-political landscape don't you?