* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

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WAR ON PORN: UK flicks switch on 'I am a pervert' web filters

Sir Runcible Spoon

"Any idea what this was meant to mean?..."

I was wondering that, have worked at ISPs for years, still no idea what he means.

There was a logic fail in his rhetoric as well.

Firstly he proposes a default on filter to protect the young, then goes on to say that they need to ban porn that promotes violence towards women because it damages the young.

HOW CAN IT DAMAGE THE YOUNG IF YOU'VE FILTERED IT YOU ARSEHOLE!?

Sir Runcible Spoon
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Re: Hmmm.... a Nanny State.

Apologies for jumping in at the top.

I urge everyone to leave their connection as-is when they offer you to 'option' to turn the filter off.

Then I would urge everyone here to use a workaround and spread the knowledge of how to do so far and wide.

Deny them their list, and educate the plebs on how to circumvent their pathetic censorship rules.

The time to take a stand is NOW.

PS If I stop posting for more than a week, you can assume I'm rotting in some prison somewhere without any rights.

NSA chief leaks info on data sharing tech: It's SharePoint

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Re: Sharepoint isn't the only thing they use

"Is not the question of whether NSA broke laws more a matter for the US Court system to decide than Anonymous Coward commentators on a tech news website?"

Yes it bloody well is. So tell me Mr Smartarse, why isn't this happening?

Sir Runcible Spoon
Coat

I thought they weren't supposed to use Hawaii ?

US secret court renews government telephone snooping

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Damage Limitation

It's clear that the technology to track everyone is now in place, and governments/TLA organisations are reluctance to put any restraints on what they do, so unless the great unwashed can tear themselves away from Eastenders or Coronation Street (don't know what the equivalent is in the states) there isn't a lot we can do about that.

However, having all this information is one thing, having _access_ to this information is another.

The access to such data should be compartmentalised so that it requires a court order to view it, and the search criteria must be clear and precise, i.e. no fishing trips just because some bloke you thought was a terrorist is just a curious scholar so you start trawling his internet feed for fetishist porn sites and get him on some spurious charge just so you don't look like an agency drunk on power and out of control.

You have one organisation that holds the data, with no access to it.

You have a public organisation (such as the judiciary) issue the warrants.

You have one organisation that can access the data with that approval.

Organisations 1 and 3 can be as secret as they like, as long as organistation 2 is publicly accountable for the cock-ups (and if they're bad (like shooting an innocent man for an expired visa) then it means jail time).

This is nowhere near likely at the moment, but it is something I would support. As much as I dislike all this spying on citizens I am a pragmatist, and I believe such an approach could appease both sides whilst not giving both sides everything they want.

The public want no spying, or total oversight of any spying

The agencies want total spying with no oversight

At the moment we are in a situation closely resembling the latter. We need a middle ground to aim for or we'll get nowhere.

I'm not political in the sense I support one party over another, but I do believe in the common good. However, this needs to be tempered with controls on the power that the people mandate their 'masters' with. Otherwise we should just accept that we are living in a false democracy and get on with ratting out the neighbours for letting their cat shit where it likes.

US town mulls bounty on spy drones, English-speaking gunman only

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Sir

I think this is a great idea.

I would also like to propose another idea - armoured drone competitions.

You build a drone, fly it around Deer Trail, and if you can get it back to your landing strip you win. If it gets shot down, you lose.

The more armor you put on, the less manoeuverable etc. so there is a balance here. I think a new sport has just been born!

Five bods wrongly cuffed thanks to bungled comms snooping in UK

Sir Runcible Spoon
Mushroom

Re: Is there no-one writing the legislation for these things

I have one really good reason why I don't want everything I do to be tracked, and it isn't because I have something to hide, neither is it that I have something to fear.

I simply don't TRUST the fuckers.

Former CIA and NSA head says Huawei spies for China

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Re: Huawei spies for China? Not credible.

Cameron will take the $1.2bn anyway, then try and sell them data from our own snooping, plus re-selling what the yanks give them..isn't that how it all works?

Hackers crippled HALF of world's financial exchanges - report

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Joke

Re: It will all work out

You need to get back to the set, the Z-Cars are running out of fule (sic).

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Everything has a reason

You don't need hackers to destabalise the markets so the market makers can make a profit - that's what the news is for.

Paypal makes man 1000x as rich as the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE

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Re: On credit and debit cards...

Back in '98 I had amy card cloned in Europe and someone in Germany bought £3k worth of stuff with it.

Luckily I had used a credit card and company issued me with a new number and set my balance back to what it should have been in under a week.

So yeah, debit cards in untrustworthy places...no.

Now you can be the NSA: Snoop on a Google Glass hipster with a QR code

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Re: Fact follows fiction....

rad-nay-decorum-ish...or something

Microsoft DENIES it gives backdoor access to Outlook encryption

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Re: secret gag orders == the super injuctions of metadata collection.

"the right to bear arms"

Does that include virii that could infect US government machines?

Or are you thinking along the lines of shooting your ADSL router?

Sir Runcible Spoon

Sir

Every time one of these spying weasels issue a press release denying their involvment, they always use the qualifying word "directly".

Which basically is a tacit admission that they allow it "in-directly" - and you can spin that however you like since it is a very woolly term, a bit like "and at a bare minimum of expense to john q taxpayer".

Oh please, PLEASE bring back Xbox One's hated DRM - say Xbox loyalists

Sir Runcible Spoon
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Re: Fools and their liberty... @ Sir Spoon

I'm just old fashioned, but it's kind of you to mention it :)

Sir Runcible Spoon
Headmaster

Re: Fools and their liberty...

I realise English isn't your first language, and this correction is in the spirit of helping you express yourself clearly..

"I take offence at this!"

:)

Sir Runcible Spoon

@RAM

You could always try setting up a VPN from your router to a European provider. It will be slower, but it would work.

The Yawhg vs XCOM: Enemy Unknown. How small devs can win against the big boys

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Headmaster

Re: Hopeless

"all your base ARE belong to us"

Get it right :)

US public hate Snowden - but sexpot spy Anna Chapman LOVES him

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Re: so?

"Isn't there a way to fuck with BGP to route around the USA?"

yes.

ip route 0.0.0.0 0.0.0.0 null0

Dubya: I introduced PRISM and I think it's pretty swell

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Re: Precognition

My a priori truth was based on logic.

If this, then that. If that, then this. That's all.

And as for your Latin phrase, just who are they preparing for war against? I'm quite concerned that it is against their own population.

Sir Runcible Spoon
Mushroom

Re: Precognition

He [W] might well have said 'protect civil liberties' when he instigated it, but there is another government in power now who don't seem to be following those rules.

Let me be clear, spying on your neighbours and then trading that information with another power so that they can give you their info on your own populace IS THE SAME AS SPYING ON YOUR OWN POPULACE.

To suggest anything else smacks of sophistry.

French snooping as deep as PRISM: Le Monde

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Remember, remember the Fifth of November...

They are, why else do you think they're doing all this?

Bolivian president's jet grounded so officials can look for Snowden

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Re: What have we learnt this week that we didn't already know or suspect?

"when they try to try him"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Like their going to let the PUBLIC have any say in it..yeah right.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Doesn't the constitution of the US supercede the laws?

I.e. it is possible to perform an illegal act for a higher good.

There ARE higher ideals than those represented by the LAW you know.

If the US made it illegal to disobey orders, and then ordered you to commit an atrocity - surely refusing is the correct thing to do. To do otherwise would be a traitor to your humanity.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: We need a word

"If only I could think of an acronym..."

You forgot

Spies

because there's more than one of them

Sony Xperia Tablet Z: Our new top Android ten-incher

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Re: Really?

You need a steenkin' silver badge amigo!

PRISM leaks: WTF, you don't spy on your friends, splutters EU

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Re: Not News

Personally I think it's news when the entire justification (since 9/11) for this wire-tapping is TERRORISM.

I don't recall anyone saying anything along the lines of

"We must make sure we have the upper hand when negotiating trade agreements with the EU in order to prevent terrorism".

It's all bollocks and you can't believe a word they say.

Privacy activists sue FBI for access to facial recognition records

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Re: Funny

and what did you do today to try and protect your freedoms?

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Re: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

Now you sound like Rorschach.

How City IT is under attack from politicians, diesel bugs, HR

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: why don't they..?

Admin overhead

IR35 issues

Osbo jacks up spending on spooks to keep us safe from TERROR

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Re: Priorities - @Mad Mike

"Japan have had twenty years of bugger all growth"

That's because the state keeps intervening to keep the currency devalued whilst they put their house in order.

Just wait - when everyone else is crying out for money, it will be the Japanese that hold all the cards.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: A downvote for us all?

Since when did anyone in power put money towards prevention of anything going wrong?

The only thing they are interested in protecting is their own necks and cushy little jobs.

MSX: The Japanese are coming! The Japanese are coming!

Sir Runcible Spoon

I don't think it was the computers that had souls, but the people using them.

Any old pleb can buy an xbox or ps3 or wii these days. In the old days, you had to be committed.

ICANN puts Whois on end-of-life list

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Sir

Won't somebody think of the limericks!

PRISM leaker strands hacks on booze-free flight

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Re: Awwwww

"Awww. Bless."

Indeed. I wouldn't mind if the almighty started blessing these bastards with a few well placed lightning bolts.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: A bit of humour at the NSA

Am I missing something about PRISM?

If it's so fucking awesome, how can they not tell where Snowden went? They knew where he _was_ and which airport he would have to use to get out of HK.

And they say this is for tracking terrorists...yeah right.

PlayStation 4 is FreeBSD inside

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Re: *looks at Eadon and laughs*

It's interesting that there's a link about the alleged NSA back-door into Free BSD (didn't actually read it yet though) - because it is also the underlying operating system of all those Israeli Checkpoint Firewalls out there.

Privacy expert dismisses PRISM-busting typeface as 'art project'

Sir Runcible Spoon
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Re: avian one time pad joy

"(originally published in 2600)"

Wow man, it's like..from the future yeah?

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: No

Have I missed something here?

Type out your message in the fuzzy font

Take a screenshot

email the picture to the recipient.

Flaws?

I have another idea---banner font size 32, Ascii art FTW - All your data are belong to us

Snowden dodges US agents in Moscow, skips out on flight

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: But there's an elephant in the room, crapping on the carpet

Perhaps Nancy could tell everyone just how the NSA make all that spying pay dividends.

Corporate espionage on a global scale....but of course we must hang the goat first.

I hope Snowden finds a safe bolthole.

Media phone-hacking? Tip of the iceberg, says leaked police report

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It says why Soca did nothing about it right in the article..

"including bribing police officers"

Wouldn't want their own laundry out to wash as well would they?

Snowden: 'Hey, Assange, any more room on Ecuador's sofa?'

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Re: Once you give up your principles, you've lost the right to criticize others

How would disaffected Americans go about filing a class action lawsuit for treason to whomever authorised these un-constitional wire-taps?

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Here's the thing

"Governments have always taken an interest in anybody who is a criminal, an agent of a foreign power, and of groups of individuals who protest or work against the state."

You've missed a group of people off that list:-

Law abiding citizens who do not agree with government policy and are unhappy that their elected officials constantly ignore the mandate upon which they were elected (i.e. GIVEN power).

Also people who don't like their every move mapped onto some database just in case it falls into the wrong hands.

You simply cannot argue this is all for our own good when RIPA was abused so quickly and thoroughly by petty officials of all political stripes.

It is, quite simply, too much power to put in too few hands - and there are lots of people not happy about that.

Whether there are enough people who are unhappy and are prepared to do something about it is another question. In a democracy, I have a vote. However, if my vote cannot in any way change the things I don't like, what course of action is left?

Sir Runcible Spoon

Government spying

This isn't about someone revealing that the American government are spying on other governments - this is a given, as is the reverse.

What this is about is the American government spying on the populace (eg the UK) and then handing over data wholesale to our own spooks.

This creates an us & them situation that history tells us will end in blood. Lots of it.

US DoJ: Happy b-day, Ed Snowden! You're (not?) charged with capital crimes

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Re: No harm, no foul

Good point, though I'm sure that the NSA believe 'they' are the United States.

Using encryption? That means the US spooks have you on file

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Can you still use web mail and save it in the drafts box?

If they are intercepting pure data streams those draft emails would be in cleartext in an http session.

Unless it's https of course, in which case they will have to use the *key* to read to it.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: That is precisely how we used to know that all comms are monitored

Um, if your colleague encrypted it with the receivers public key, how come he was in a position to provide the key to decrypt it?

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Re: I don't bother with encryption

"I don't worry about government spooks reading my emails, because unless I am doing something REALLY bad they won't bother to even have a person look at it... But I do care about my emails being read by anyone else..."

I'm sorry, but this attitude is starting to really irritate my penis.

YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON sir.

What happens, let's say, if the government of this country takes us in a direction that you don't particularly like - such as invading a neutral country for their oil and killing thousands of their citizens, and then leaving them in a worse mess than when they were in in the first place.

Let's say your brother is in the Army, dedicated to defending his country, his family and all the values imbued therein and gets killed in a pointless waste that looks like an effort to line some big-wigs already overwhelmed bank account.

Let's say you start a conversation with your cousin saying you're not happy about this state of affairs and you send this by email.

Suddenly not only are all your communications being monitored (because they were anyway) but now they are being _looked_ at.

All this spying has one aim - to quell dissidence in their own country.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: All of 'em

indeed. I think you'll find that absolute security is an insidious idea that has been foisted on the public by the fear-mongers.

No-one wants feudalism or anarchy, but cotton wool lined cages is also something I could do without.

'That time I hired a call girl to do my taxes while I f****d my accountant'

Sir Runcible Spoon

@Dan B

Please, if you are going to mention the N word, at least have the good grace to prefix your sentence with

[nsfyc]

Thanks.