* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

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He's coming home, he's coming... Hutchins' coming home: British Wannacry killer held in US on malware dev rap set free by judge

Sir Runcible Spoon
Joke

Re: Excellent news, my best wishes for his future BUT...

That should have been obvious to everyone by now, time for a reboot?

New UK Home Sec invokes infosec nerd rage by calling for an end to end-to-end encryption

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: child abuse and terrorist content

"Losing power and major infrastructure could be a civilisation ending event if certain people in certain positions aren't as paranoid as i'd hope they are"

You would be amazed, and not necessarily in a good way. I'm not saying there aren't plenty of people who care, but they are fighting a *system* that isn't designed to deploy security best practice in all situations. Bureaucracy will be the death of us all I expect.

Also, whilst I'm not going to go into details (for obvious reasons) you don't have to disable a power station to turn off the power. Plenty of real-world examples of honest mistakes that have taken down large sections of the power grid in various countries.

"That said, IMO anything capable of causing physical harm IRL shouldn't be directly connected to the internet. "

I couldn't agree more, but that isn't the world we currently live in.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Patel

" and I don't hear much of VPN services in China easily circumventing their censorship"

Yes, well, you wouldn't would you? As soon as you *hear* about it, the Chinese government are able to crack down on it. Doesn't mean it doesn't happen (and that's just from China -> elsewhere, who knows what can still be achieved if all your traffic is internal to the Chinese border firewalls).

You're also forgetting that the Chinese government can just throw money/people at something to get it done, with extreme punishments for failure - which isn't exactly the hallmark of a democracy.

Actually, you've helped provide an excellent example of why we shouldn't want this.

Prevent all VPN's and develop your dictatorial powers all in one stroke, bonus.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Estonia tells you who in government has been looking at your data

but you can't deny that knowledge is knowledge - I didn't claim any of the other stuff you mentioned :)

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Patel

"One solution I see (even though I'm technically inept) is some legislation that forces ISPs to block encrypted traffic, unless the user is checked against some license - and that license comes with a mandatory "law enforcement access" details."

I'm glad you qualified your opinion as inept, at least you get one point for accuracy.

Concepts of this scale do not neatly translate into a worldwide deployment of a single (complex) technology. For reference, government departments don't even understand their own rules (HMRC) and they can't even implement an age verification check for porn without cocking it up (pun intended).

Just so you know, it would be *extremely* difficult to deploy in a single large company, let alone all large companies, excluding private citizens, across the globe, meeting all legal requirements for all nations and still deliver the intended goal.

In the real world it's as close to something that is impossible that I can think of, and that includes matter transformation, free energy and teleportation across vast distances.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Estonia tells you who in government has been looking at your data

You can formulate a response, depending on whether or not the intrusion was justified.

The key point being that you have knowledge upon which to act, as opposed to not even knowing it's happening.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: child abuse and terrorist content

If those are the 'pro's' of banning encryption, perhaps we ought to be highlighting the 'con's' as a counterbalance?

How about:

-No more online banking/bonking by phone/contactless

-Power utilities hacked and we get taken back to the Victorian era (without the horses to do all the work)

In fact, we only have to lose the power for *everything* to fall apart very quickly..

-no food

-no fuel

-no heating

-no help (police/fire/ambulance)

What's the last piece of software you'd expect to spy on you? Maybe your enterprise security suite? Bad news

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Stop spying on me!

Most* company proxy intercepts for encrypted traffic will exclude sensitive sites such as banks and NHS websites etc.

*In my experience, ykmmv*

*I went metric for the lulz

Sir Runcible Spoon
Unhappy

Re: Stop spying on me!

Why did you put the /joke on? I was enjoying the mental imagery of all the flies buzzing around and the *actual* aroma lines wafting through the air, and you went and spoiled it.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Stop spying on me!

That might well be the case, but I wouldn't rely on it.

Sir Runcible Spoon
Coat

Re: Stop spying on me!

Is GDPR retroactive? I didn't think it was, but it wouldn't be the first time I was right.

Fix LibreOffice now to thwart silent macro viruses – and here's how to pwn those who haven't

Sir Runcible Spoon
Coat

Re: Disappointed muchly

It says 'Romans go home'

Apple techies analyzing Siri recordings may have heard you unzipping and bonking – plus more

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: "Just the sound of someone undoing a zip can activate..."

I just use a remote controlled plug that I hang an extension cord off.

If I want to turn off everything attached to the extension cord - one click and it's fully powered down.

Low Barr: Don't give me that crap about security, just put the backdoors in the encryption, roars US Attorney General

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Juniper and Cisco spyware

My bad - they are good for SME, which is Enterprise. I was thinking of LSE, which was obviously a result of bias as I haven't worked for SME's for some years now.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: in their own propaganda that they can no longer recognise truth or reason"

The main difference of course being that neither Russia or China have set out their stall on the righteous moral high ground that the US has.

In fact, the only reason I can see that those other regimes are starting to appear more palatable to many is because the US has lowered the bar of what it means to be 'the good guy' (if they ever were). Still, it's the perception that counts in this case.

Do you recall the kerfuffle of the 'Great Firewall of China' and all that was meant to represent? Fast forward to today and we are seeing our politicians clamoring for more of the same. China didn't have a democracy to lose. One could argue that we don't either, ultimately, but again - it's about perception.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Juniper and Cisco spyware

If you're technical enough to get the most out of them then Draytek *are* pretty decent - just limited in an Enterprise environment. For roll-yer-own they're good bang for buck.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: "being stupid enough to believe you can get away with it"

I wasn't aiming at Trump in particular, I was pointing at the people who are the day-day lawmakers and shakers, the 'civil' 'servants' of the world.

It isn't limited to the US of course, but they are the dodgy apple in the barrel for sure.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Long serving US senator clueless about politics?

The law of unintended consequences predicts the rise of flat earth views in american politics as a result.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: What they really want..

The UK already has a law to put you away indefinitely if you don't hand over your passwords when asked.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: THE LIES

I was going to say that this is so obvious it hardly needs to be said, then I remembered what year it was and where we're all headed.

Now I would say it's hardly worth saying because no-one in power cares enough to listen.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Other countries

Even if the continue to allow big business to use stong encryption, what about 3rd party suppliers/contactors who have access to sensitive data? Do they also get to use strong encryption or will Barr just accept there are holes in every bucket from now on?

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Nope

you've only to combine it with rot-13 to make the code nigh on unbreakable as you'd have to analyse the output from *every* book to end up with something you could then try and parse as 'normal text'. Other options are available (such as using a book you wrote yourself, or adding an abitrary number to the book refenece numbers etc.)

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Juniper and Cisco spyware

Having the power to do something and being stupid enough to believe you can get away with it is (in my opinion) a purely American government conceit.

Some people are so invested in their own propaganda that they can no longer recognise truth or reason.

Google pays out $13m to make Wi-Spy scandal go away: Bung goes to peeps and privacy orgs

Sir Runcible Spoon
Mushroom

Re: Not enough

They should also be made to pay for lying.

Incognito mode won't stop smut sites sharing your pervy preferences with Facebook, Google and, er, Oracle

Sir Runcible Spoon
Pint

Re: Incognito mode isn't incognito

Oh, sorry, I thought you said 'one too many' ->

Sir Runcible Spoon
Coat

Re: Katrinab's list

• Nursery schools

• Vetinary equipment for cows

• Blockchains

• Ambulance chasers

How about the kids were taken on a farm visit, and whilst there you had a great idea on powering your mining servers on cow farts, which went terribly wrong.

Sir Runcible Spoon
Coat

Perhaps you shouldn't have written it then, or having written it you shouldn't have gone on telly to advertise it :P

British ISPs throw in the towel, give up sending out toothless copyright infringement warnings

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Follow the money

Sooooo, how about putting a forward in your book pointing the reader to your website, where the reader can make a voluntary donation should they deem the book worthy *even if they pirated it*.

You might be surprised at the result.

Red flag: Verify to be marked 'undeliverable' by gov projects watchdog

Sir Runcible Spoon
Joke

Re: Kevin Cunnington

"He has a wife, you know...do you know what her name is?"

Answers on a bawdy seaside postcode..

Scientist, war hero and gay icon Alan Turing is new face of the £50 note

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: "Cue gags regarding this note being more bent than a 9 bob note"

How about any regulation produced by the EU being automatically applied in all member states.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: "Cue gags regarding this note being more bent than a 9 bob note"

"The chaos facing the UK is *your* [all those who voted Brexit] problem, not mine."

How about all the people who voted to cede our parliamentary powers to the EU in the first place? Did you vote for that then? No, you didn't, because we didn't get a vote, did we?

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: "Cue gags regarding this note being more bent than a 9 bob note"

" the implication that not to do so is some sort of treachery that will be to blame for any future problems with his economic policy"

Who said anything about blame? Personally I think Johnson's an idiot, but I would rather the overall situation improved rather than proudly wallowing in shit saying 'I told you so' to anyone who dared vote for Brexit.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: "Cue gags regarding this note being more bent than a 9 bob note"

"If I might be so bold, fuck you."

Gee, that devolved quickly.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: ... and the best of it

"by "they took away his life" I, of course, meant them castrating him chemically, among other things."

As did I.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: ... and the best of it

One could argue that Turing ended his life after the system had taken it away from him.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Money...

"Only is there is a Captcha on it (Evolution if the Turing Test)."

I had one set of 'captcha' foisted upon me that took me over 80 goes to get right. How on earth are we supposed to know if something is a shop-front if it's written in Chinese??

I reckon Captcha's are the exact opposite of a Turing test, set by AI to weed out the humans.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: "Cue gags regarding this note being more bent than a 9 bob note"

During periods of change and uncertainty (which we are currently in since it was announced we are leaving the EU, but haven't actually done so yet) there is always an element of adjustment and new footings established.

However, what is to say that in a few years time our economy won't be booming? As far as I can see most economies these days are based on confidence. If one accepts this assertion, then it naturally follows that anyone attempting to undermine confidence in our ability to do business (as a country) is the same as trying to make the economy worse.

I get that people are afraid of change, and that there are a lot of people who don't want to leave the EU, but the only sensible solution now is for all of us to accept what is and try to make the future a bit better by pulling together, rather than pulling ourselves apart and creating the very scenario that people puport to be afraid of.

Johnson may be a buffoon, but he has a lot of charisma. I'm not suggesting we give him a free pass to do whatever he wants, but if he tries to get people to work together for all our sakes then perhaps we should at least support that.

If the general populace has become so cynical as to throw out all positive actions because they might be tarnished with a few unpleasant associations then there really is no hope. We can only do our best to focus on the ideals we wish others to express in the hope that it helps everyone lift their overall game. Is that really so much to ask?

Industry reps told the UK taxman everything wrong with extending IR35. What happened next will astound you

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Two things

"Why do you need to travel to the client each day"

My plumber would have had a hard time replacing my heating system if he'd work from home every day.

Literally rings our bell: Scottish eggheads snap quantum entanglement for the first time

Sir Runcible Spoon
Coat

Sounds a bit fishy to me

Hell hath no fury like a radar engineer scorned

Sir Runcible Spoon
Pint

"Here, have one* on the hosue."

I see you started early :) ->

It's happening, tech contractors: UK.gov is pushing IR35 off-payroll rules to private sector in Finance Bill

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Just asking (for a friend naturally)

I have to agree. I find it annoying that I have to wait so long for my accountant to sort out my yearly tax calculations. I'd be happy paying within two months of the end of the tax year.

Tesla’s Autopilot losing track of devs crashing out of 'leccy car maker

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Autonomous driving is months, years, or decades away

Plenty of roads round my way that are single lane with passing places. Sometimes you end up having to reverse to the last one you passed to let an oncoming stream of traffic get by. If someone comes along behind you whilst you are doing that it makes it ever more complex, especially if you're reversing round a bend.

Sometimes you have to be practical to resolve situations, even if it means increasing the risk (which means you take things easy to minimize it).

A risk averse algorithm would just end up stationary in the middle of nowhere, along with everyone else using that bit of road.

Sir Runcible Spoon
Coat

Re: Autonomous driving is months, years, or decades away

Well, yes, otherwise they would 'succeed at avoiding accidents'.

I'll get my coat-->

Sir Runcible Spoon
Paris Hilton

Re: Autonomous driving is months, years, or decades away

More powerful than those on Rigus?

Oracle sued by ex-sales manager who claims she was fired in retaliation for suing former bosses

Sir Runcible Spoon
Facepalm

Re: To paraphrase ...

"but two surely speak of trouble!"

Yeah, especially when one has apparently directly led to the other! -->

Yorkshire bloke's Jolly Roger flag given the heave-ho after council receives one complaint

Sir Runcible Spoon
Pirate

Re: Blow flags

Ya lily-livered land-lubber! What are ye made of? Cheese?

I'd be putting sparklers on the top of the cannon as well.

Sir Runcible Spoon
Pint

Re: IT Crowd

I take it he wasn't plastered at the time then? :)

Sir Runcible Spoon
Pirate

Re: Blow flags

You need to paint the back of the box black to give it some added depth there matey!

Huawei website ████ ██████ security flaws ██████ customer info and biz operations at risk: ███████ patched

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Are they listening?

That isn't at all helpful.

Let's talk about April Fools' Day jokes. Are they ever really harmless?

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Widows sounds

In my day it was a sound-byte at full volume..

"HEY, WE'RE LOOKING AT PORN OVER HERE" - closely followed by a stampede to the users desk :)