* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

5770 publicly visible posts • joined 29 May 2007

Hackers now popping Cisco VPN portals

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Joke

Sir

"Customers that have found a compromised customization object should follow their incident response process"

Haha haha hahaha, nice one Centurion, nice one :D

Hello Barbie: Hang on, this Wi-Fi doll records your child's voice?

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WTF?

Sir

"Hi, my name is Chuckie, do you want to play?"

Seriously, what kind of fucked up idiot thinks that it's a good idea to imprint on children the concept that their 'doll' is alive.

Of course children believe their toys are alive, but that's the power of their imagination. If they don't have to imagine it, then poof, there goes the imagination. Not only that, but how will a child ever grow out of thinking their toys are alive if they do actual behave as if they were alive?

Someone is going to have a lot of fun hacking the response servers >:^}

Watch a hot, speeding space alien explode all over Earth's Beaver

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Re: Harumpf!

"Hmmm, nice beaver!"

Hoping for spy reforms? Jeb Bush, dangerously close to being the next US prez, backs the NSA

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Meh

Re: Y'all jus' don't understand our inherent goodness ... !

I'd be more concerned about all the Jews fucking off to Israel than I would about this cretin getting into The Whitehouse.

After Brit spies 'snoop' on families' lawyers, UK govt admits: We flouted human rights laws

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Flame

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"It does not mean that there was any deliberate wrongdoing on the part of the security and intelligence agencies"

In other words, the ends justify the means. How is it that these people, who presumably have some degree of training in the classics as part of their background, can be so blind to the lessons of history?

Your hard drives were riddled with NSA spyware for years

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Re: heaping pile of Bolshevik BS

I can't see any Russian having the foreskinsight to name something 'Fanny'.

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Re: So

And who, pray tell, are the 'crims' you are referring to?

For all you know it could be you.

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Coat

Re: Stay away from Fanny...

I was going to say something about Grayfish but thought better of it.

DARPA's 'Cortical Modem' will plug straight into your brain

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Re: Interesting...

...and a sniper rifle fitted with a suppressor makes a handy substitute for a crutch when you've taken an arrow to the knee.

Boffins baffled by the glowing 'plumes' of MARS

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Alien

Re: First things first

That was the insidious Ordos landing craft.

They're doing spice mining.

Mars (aka Dune).

Apple LIGHTSABERS to feature in The Force Awakens

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Trollface

I don't get it.

Watch: FIRE-SPITTING time-lapse images of Sol showcase NASA's sun-gazing highs

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Plasma/Fire, whatever, it'll still fry your eyeballs :)

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Mushroom

Sir

Terrifyingly beautiful.

And to think that is where we were all born :,)

Thecus N4310 4-bay: A NAS-ty beast for the budget-conscious

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Paris Hilton

Sir

and what speed is the LAN port? Are we to assume 1Gbps or what?

Boffins grasp Big Knob, get ready to go ALL THE WAY at the LHC proton-punisher

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Re: I am glad you're excited about this.

Did anyone else read the sub-title as HADRON?

Oh...

Lashed Saudi blogger Raif: Prince Charles has word with new king

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I was over there many years ago when I was 15 and we were walking through Tabuk when we were accosted by a crowd and pushed to the front to view whatever it was they were looking at.

They were stoning a woman to death. For adultery. Apparently her husband had cast her off and she took a lover, but technically still being married she was sentenced to death and they tried to force us (children) to watch them carry out the sentence.

Fotrunately I was already 6ft and the other lad with us was quite stocky and we forced our way out of the crowd, but it makes my blood boil to this day.

Fucking animals.

Drinking games: Tapper 1983, this Bud's for you...

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Re: I had the C64 version

OMG, Paradroid on the C64 loaded from a 1541 disk drive using the @ loader in around 1.5 seconds.

I bet you any money you couldn't get a game to load up on a modern PC in that time, even a simple one like Paradroid!

Taking on a 999 with a poor 100-series was always a tough ask, timing was essential to have the last erg of energy to flip the switch to your side :)

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Stress

My memories of this game seem to trigger feelings of anxiety for some reason :)

It was a very stressful game, and I don't even recall that there was a 'space' level, let alone reached it!

'Giving geo-engineering to this US govt is like giving a child a loaded gun'

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Re: Warming???

On the other hand more heat in the system means more energy, meaning more extreme weather patterns - not necessarily warmer weather.

Hacker kicks one bit XP to 10 Windows scroll goal

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FAIL

Re: Impossible!

Hmm, I couldn't find that quote in the page you linked to. In fact, there was only one mention of the word 'codebase' and that was (ironically) in the phrase 'A big complex codebase can have many lurking holes that will take many years to uncover.'

I'm going to have to agree with the previous poster about you not understanding what quote marks are for (as applied to Google search terms).

Look for "the entire codebase of Windows has been rewritten from the ground up" and you will only find reference to your post (plus possibly this one now that I've repeated it).

The closest I could find (within the edit window of this post) is this:

"“We have re-imagined Windows from the ground up.” ~ Steve Ballmer"

from here

https://techpinions.com/8-questions-for-windows-8/10010

Now Samsung's spying smart TVs insert ADS in YOUR OWN movies

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Re: liquid innovations

"I think he's taking the piss!"

Indeed, closely followed by someone who bottles and then sells it.

Watch it: It's watching you as you watch it (Your Samsung TV is)

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I don't recall that from 5th Element.

Although I do remember the blip-verts from '20 minutes into the future' which made lard-arses explode.

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Re: 1948 - 1984 - 2015

The biggest problem for Brother is that of scaleability. It takes a lot of man-hours to sift through all the data for anything meaningful.

Sure, computers are getting better at doing it, but ultimately it comes down to how many people are in a position to look through the info.

This is why we should stop this kind of thing in its tracks before spying on one another becomes the 'norm'. Once the public start doing their job for them they have solved the labour problem and we will no longer even be able to resist.

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Black Helicopters

Re:

Kind of makes you wonder why they bother at all eh?

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Re: So far, so unsettling

Seriously, we need to get people to understand the 'nothing to hide' shite is just that...shite.

Next time someone says that to you ask them to let you look through their phone for photo's, texts and contacts etc. If they're happy with that then ask them if they would wear transparent clothing.

*Everybody* has something to hide, it doesn't have to be for nefarious purposes. It would also be a breach of my human rights for someone to remove that choice from me (i.e. to hide personal things).

In my experience, most people spouting that nonsense don't understand what they are saying and soon change their tune once they do.

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Re: Sir

"I know, I am sacrificing security for convenience"

Everyone is entitled to judge for themselves what level of security/convenience they are happy with, as long as it is informed and not something slipped under the mat!

My wife and I have heated discussions around politics and religion (don't worry, we won't be appearing on Gogglebox anytime soon) - the potential ramifications of a stealth monitoring system in the guise of a TV is just a tad too far imho, ymmv of course.

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Black Helicopters

Sir

I have an older d8000 that doesn't have this 'feature', but last March I stayed somewhere that had a Samsung TV with voice commands enabled and it creeped me out so much I just unplugged the thing.

Now I know why.

I'm not paranoid, I'm just sufficiently experienced to expect the worst I can imagine.

We'll ask GCHQ to DELETE records of 'MILLIONS' of people – Privacy International

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Re: how much the British public trust our "authorities" nowadays

@AC I can understand where you are coming from, but in general there has been increased awareness and resistance to state snooping since Snowden.

If the populace can be swayed by smoke and mirrors, they can also be swayed by truth and eloquence.

It's a lot harder to sell the truth obviously, but not actually impossible. Whilst I have breath in my body I will not give in to oppression, whatever 'brand' it hides behind.

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Re: Let's be realistic about such as these things .....

I'm not disputing the effectiveness of this ruling, but we can't dismiss the symoblic effort that it represents.

It's a start.

The only sure-fire way to fail in this regard is to believe we have already been beaten.

We might actually already be beaten, but I would prefer to go down swinging as they say :)

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"Privacy International are really wasting people's time and their own money."

Yet they have stuck their necks out on our behalf and are trying to do what they can in the face of almost aggressive levels of apathy.

Try some solidarity.

'If someone in Australia says lick my toad, it's not a euphemism'

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Re: Marmite?

"You DO know that Hershey is the happy owner of Cadbury, right?"

And they make Cadbury's chocolate that tastes nothing like the real Cadbury's chocolate. How they managed to take a bar that was parallel to, and practically touching, the ground and lower it considerably to create 'Hershey' I have no idea. Human ingenuity knows no bounds apparently.

Silicene takes on graphene as next transistor wonder-stuff

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Perhaps some of the nano-bots will have to be re-purposed as beaters to protect the builder-bots?

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What's been happening in the world of nano-bots? How come they aren't building the stuff for us yet?

Hey biz – cut fraud with digital ID verification. Yes, like Verify – Maude

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Re: Do I WANT my ID verified?

I quite like it when my bank verifies who I am when I log in to my accounts. After all, I wouldn't want just anybody doing it.

However, that is effective RIGHT NOW and doesn't require any additional 3rd party knowing anything about my banking details.

Toshiba packs NUMERIC KEYPAD onto self-bricking USB drive

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Re: TrueCrypt?

These pin-lock USB's are OS agnostic

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Re: Nothing new here

I've been using two of the 8GB Corsair padlock 2 usb's for ages now, never knew there was a high failure rate.

At least I back mine up to a NAS and GPG encypt it.

NSA raided hackers' troves of stolen data: report

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Facepalm

Sir

I foresee some snares in future 'takes'

China and Russia start again with this UN internet takeover bull****

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Re: New "internet"

Thankyou Ogi, that's pretty much exactly the model I was describing with some additional bells and whistles.

However, the risks I mentioned about it's users still stand. It could be a wretched hive of scum and villainy, but without first-hand knowledge I am just guessing - but considering human nature in general I expect there to be a large element of that there.

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Re: Why?

I think it might be because it will open up the doors to political manipulation of how the internet is developed (i.e. at a state level rather than a techie level).

If the US did that now, everyone could see it was them trying to take control and everyone would be up in arms.

If all governments had a say, then the US can work behind the scenes to get it to go the way they want and that gives them a chance to cover their tracks/nominate patsy's. etc.

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Re: New "internet"

In order to do that effectively it would require everyone to utilise the same VPN cloud (presumably from a trusted source) who is set up to assign bespoke DNS and private IP allocations (fixed or otherwise).

It can be done, but it would have to start slowly since initially there would be shag all content on it.

I would also recommend that all vpn implementations disable split-tunneling and the VPN cloud have no access to the rest of the internet except potentially via an anonymous forward proxy which also stripped out all unsafe protocols, only allow outbound connections etc. - although I would err on the side of no access at all myself - much safer.

That way, all subscribers to 'FreedomNet' could publish what they like via their own IP and register DNS entries that could even overlap internet ones without problem.

The main issue you have then is how to protect this FreedomNet from it's own subscribers - how would you control who gained access and determine if they have nefarious purposes - be they undercover agents or criminals etc.

It would cost a lot of money and involve a lot of risk and headaches for whomever sets it up - that's probably why it hasn't taken off yet*.

*I'm sure there are already networks out there like this, even ones you haven't heard of.

PS If you want to create a secure network just for trusted parties that you already know - then you could always just set up a VPN between your ADSL routers, or for the super-secure, between PC's (after applying all the OS and app hardening guides you can put your hands on).

Turing notes found warming Bletchley Park's leaky ceilings

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Re: Fake

"Binary code is expected to contain twice as many zeros as ones"

It's probably encrypted

Accused Silk Road boss's lawyer insists he was just a fall guy

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Devil

Sir

If he is found guilty, and then subsequently found not-guilty of the attempt to solicit a hitman, does the inclusion of that information in this trial mean the verdict could be thrown out and get a re-trail?

There's a minotaur in here somewhere.

Who's come to fix your broadband? It may be a Fed in disguise. Without a search warrant

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"A search warrant is never validated by what its execution recovers."

and the Judge agreed, amazingly.

The Pirate Bay clambers back online after cop raid sunk site for 7 weeks

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Thumb Up

Re: It's all good

I would like to see that advert replace the usual one :)

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Re: It's all good

"he was being ironic, John."

Sounded more sardonic to me, but maybe that's just me :)

Snapchat jihadist-fearing peers return with LAST GASP Snoopers' Charter demand

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I'd like to extend that sentiment to voting as well please.

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Coat

Re: And so do his grandchildren!

Lord King: "I believe the deluxe is the one with the real hair."

/hat-tip to NTNON

'Boutique' ISPs: Snub the Big 4 AND get great service

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WTF?

Re: Jammy git

"The only time I've not been happy was when my missus passed away, I went to stay with a mate for a while, get away from things, and he had 100mbit...when I finally came back home, 40mbit seemed almost archaic."

I don't wish to sound callous, but the wording of your post seems to imply that you were more unhappy about only having 40mbit instead of 100mbit than your wife passing away.

I'm sure I'm wrong, I just wanted to get clarification so I didn't misunderstand.

Wheeee! BT preps for FIVE HUNDRED MEGABIT broadband trial

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Re: Can't believe it took 5 posts...

It's all very well boosting existing 20mbps connections up to 500mpbs and upwards etc. but I just wish they would pay a little more attention to the people who can barely scrape 1mpbs or even less.

Like houses near schools and transport links, houses with access to decent fibre links are going to appreciate more than those without.

'Revenge porn' bully told not to post people's nude pics online. That's it. That's his punishment

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Pint

Re: I don't see what the problem is

"4) Percussive attitude adjustment of person of interest"

I read that as "Percussive altitude adjustment" - it has lots more connotations too :)