* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

5770 publicly visible posts • joined 29 May 2007

Things you should know about the hard work of home working

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Good article. Now can you post an article on how to "pretend" to work from home....

"lol, essential:

https://mousejiggler.codeplex.com/"

100% agree :)

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: I wish..

Some environments seem to be run on a 'bums on seat from 9-5' basis, rather than quality and quantity of work produced.

I get to wfh because it's 2 hours each way and the employer knows that they get more work out of me if I am at home (I don't mind being more flexible for late calls etc. when needed - it's all give and take).

I often go in to the office one day a week - it's like a day off! People know this so they never push for me to come in more often.

Cryptome founder revokes PGP keys after weird 'compromise'

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Word transposed in headline

Are you sure it was him that replied?

If someone had intercepted his emails and asked everyone to do this then whoever that was would have lots of plain-text versions of information that he would have thought were secured with his key-pairs.

Seeing some of that information somewhere might actually have led to him believing his keys were compromised?

Who knows, it's all gobble-de-gook to me.

Brown kid with Arab name arrested for bringing home-made clock to school

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: "A paranoid world addicted to security theatre"

That's only because the powers that be hadn't worked out how to use it for their own agenda.

Now that they have, we have what we see.

BAN the ROBOT WHORES, says robot whore expert: 'These AREN'T BARBIES'

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Concerns? It's little wonder methinks.

"The number of children on the planet is already in decline, in case you did not get the memo"

Citation please, that statement can mean just about anything without the source information and context.

Sir Runcible Spoon
WTF?

Re: Concerns? It's little wonder methinks.

@Steve

you are aware of the {human} population situation on this planet aren't you?

Attempted bank robber demands cash transfer ... to his own account

Sir Runcible Spoon
Facepalm

Re: Erm...

I'm pretty sure there is an implied "Up until now..." at the beginning of that sentence.

Plods waste millions keeping their arses covered and ears open

Sir Runcible Spoon

£1.25 for a belt is ok

It's the £27.50/annum/belt support contract that's a bitch.

MYSTERIES of remote ICE WORLD PLUTO: New pics BAMBOOZLE boffins

Sir Runcible Spoon

The only thing that can compete in the 'constant suprise' box is that of the short-sightedness of those in whom we entrust the running of the planet we live on.

Some of the shit these people think of to screw us over just one more time never ceases to amaze and horrify in equal measure.

Sir Runcible Spoon
Coat

Re: Re. IoW?

"Could be, if the Island was italicised."

Isle of Wight

GCHQ wants to set your passwords. In a good way

Sir Runcible Spoon

Consonant Consonant Vowel Consonant

That makes for a CRAP password.

That's a Tor order: Library gets cop visit for running exit relay in US

Sir Runcible Spoon

Sir

"It is used by whistleblowers, journalists, activists, crooks and lowlifes"

Venn diagram please.

Also, does no-one else see the discrepancy with the cops using Silk Road as an argument against Tor?

How can they moan about Tor anonymizing stuff when they managed to shut it down and catch a few crooks - kind of undermines the FUD a bit.

Cuffed Texan woman holsters loaded gun IN VAGINA

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: What is that slide/switch for?

I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that S = Safety :)

Sir Runcible Spoon
Coat

Re: The neighbours were watching...

If the perp was ticklish how could she stop herself?

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Could that really have gone off?

My brain is broken, because I read that as

"One good squeeze, and...goodnight, Vagina."

Russian regulator bans PornHub for its ‘illegal pornography’

Sir Runcible Spoon
Coat

Re: There is prob a gay video

"Searching for bears on pornography websites"

*must....resist.....

Layabout, sun-blushed techies have pick of IT job market, says survey

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: I think that would be an open question.

During a job search where I get calls from agents, when it comes to the day rate and they mention something paltry I usually just respond with a 'good luck with that'.

They typically accept that the client is dreaming based on their shopping list of skills & experience - but they can only put forward what the client is offering after all (minus their 40 odd percentage usually!).

After a few years you get to know a few good hirers/agents and they often ring out of the blue to see if I'm looking but will always respect a 'don't call back until MArch' type thing.

These guys & gals are worth cultivating - spend a little time chatting to them even if you aren't looking. Once they've placed you and heard good things they can sometimes generate more cash for you because they think you are worth sticking their neck out for and aren't going to make them look silly for the client.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: I took the summer off

I was once sent a job description that stipulated the following two (and only these two) qualifications:

CCNA/CISSP

I tried to explain to the recruiter the world that exists between those two points, but I'm not sure it sunk in :)

Sir Runcible Spoon

Sir

The general reluctance to allow contract workers to wfh is a big obstacle, so much so that I would choose a lower rate to fill a contract that allowed me to do so.

To stop people taking the piss, I think a 1-3 month period on-site to prove yourself is perfectly acceptable - but once proven I don't see why I should drag my arse in to London just so I can be seen at my desk, working or not.

Performance should be measured by the quality and quantity of output, not whether you turned up at the office.

In my current contract I have to go in one day a week, which is fine, because compared to how hard I work at home to get everything done that day is like having a day off with my mates - lunch breaks, coffee - chats etc. :)

3l33t haxxors don't need no botnet, they just pinch passwords

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: User Monitoring

Can someone tell me how these hackers bypassed the 2fa that should be standard for remote admin access into any business network?

Daredevil Brit lifts off in 54-prop quinquaquadcopter

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Ground effect

Considering how small those rotors are I don't see this as being a ground-effect flight at all.

What's the effective lift distance from a rotor that size, even if there are 54 of them?

Reg reader shares AshMad blackmail email about which he gives 'zero f***s'

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: "B. I'm a virgin"

"armpit"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS2N1mBsEdM

Hackers spent at least a year spying on Mozilla to discover Firefox security holes – and exploit them

Sir Runcible Spoon

Sir

It's a common mistake that can often be overlooked when people have the mind-set for fixing one type of problem (they miss the obvious weak-spot).

For example, I am currently working on building a security platform for a customer which involves collecting and analyzing data from all parts of the network in order to make it more secure.

This platform then becomes the #1 target for any infiltrator because it contains all the information you would ever need to hack into the more sensitive parts of the environment, especially the bits that haven't been sorted out yet*

Therefore as much effort has gone into securing the platform as it has developing the tools to map the network - but not everyone does this - it isn't cheap.

*due to the scale of the mountain

America's crackdown on open-source Wi-Fi router firmware – THE TRUTH

Sir Runcible Spoon

Sir

"require the manufacturers to only allow updates from authorized companies, i.e., those with something to lose from breaking the rules."

That rules out any government agency then, since when have they ever lost anything from breaking the rules?

US trade watchdog to FBI: 'You think the crims won't know about the backdoor too?'

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: US Gov derp

The real surprise is that they continue to legislate as if they *do* understand it though, all evidence to the contrary.

They’re FAT. They’re ROUND. They’re worth almost a POUND. Smart waaatch, smart waaatch

Sir Runcible Spoon
Joke

Re: Same old problems

Here's one I still have kicking around somewhere - very retro now..

http://the-gadgeteer.com/2005/05/16/time_technology_led_binary_watch_review/

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Perspective

I've got a pathfinder watch that allows me to set a recurring alarm (vibrate or beep) to repeat at any time of the day, every day, plus 5 other alarms that can be programmed individually (per day, one off etc).

It also seems to have phases of the moon and sunset/sunrise times etc..

It has loads of other stuff I haven't bothered dicking around with as well.

It's only spoil by the naffness of it's casing & strap :) but it is extremely useful to have set alarms to remind you of things when you are hopeless at keeping track of time.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Too Fat and Too many pounds

My dive watch can do amazing things and it doesn't cost anywhere near what these things do

BOFH: Power corrupts, uninterrupted power corrupts absolutely

Sir Runcible Spoon
Coat

Re: Of course we had it tough...

"PS The mainframe also had a battery... for starting."

You had a mainframe that ran off an internal combustion engine? Wow.

Sir Runcible Spoon
Coffee/keyboard

@Midnight

You owe me a new keyboard - that doesn't happen very often :)

Samsung’s consumer IoT vision – stupid, desperate, creepy

Sir Runcible Spoon
Coat

Re: Why....just why?

I was thinking more along the lines of

Microwave: I'm burning up for you!

Hairdryer: Oh, blow yourself!

Feeling sweary? Don't tell Google Docs

Sir Runcible Spoon
Coat

Odd

That actually parsed as "Filthy' Shades of Gray :)

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: in a bit of a hole

"Arse / Arsehole"

I think you are looking for 'Anus' :)

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: "or the Austrian village "Fuck"."

"and for mediaeval scholars Gropecunt Lane existed in many English cities; its main trade is obvious"

Political party HQ?

Greater Manchester plod site targeted by nuisance DDoS attack

Sir Runcible Spoon

I actually thought their response was fairly well done. Nothing much happened - nothing interesting hacked - move along.

If they had been complaining from the rooftops that they had been hacked and something needed to be done/needed more powers then I would agree with you.

Sir Runcible Spoon

I dunno, I can usually tease out a meaning or two from amfm's posts - not so this gimboid.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: But seriously...

Operational tools are unlikely to be on public IP's (or at least they shouldn't be)

Giant sea scorpion which prowled ancient oceans revealed

Sir Runcible Spoon
WTF?

Thank $deity

"1.7m-long"

"the ancestors of modern spiders"

I, for one, am grateful that they grew smaller.

US to stage F-35-versus-Warthog bake-off in 2018

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: versus?

I once saw an A-10 training video that reduced a tank to it's flat-pack components in one run.

Awesome to see, a total nightmare being on the receiving end though.

Canned laughter for Canadians selling cans of air at $15 a pop

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Labelling

Of course it boosts energy - all that oxygen energising your blood cells for it to be taken to your muscles and brain etc. - how could air not boost your energy?

Security for those who know they can't win the security war

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: That 2 year sentence thing for not giving up your password

But is the private key actual evidence? I'm not talking about wiping the encrypted data, just removing the ability to decrypt it.

Some form of HSM that only works if unlocked within a specific time frame for example?

Sir Runcible Spoon
Paris Hilton

That 2 year sentence thing for not giving up your password

Is there a time limit?

I mean, if you set your system up to require itself to be unlocked within a 30 day period or the keys get wiped, couldn't you just wait the 30 days then hand over the password?

Nano – meet her: AMD's Radeon R9 4K graphics card for non-totally bonkers gamers, people

Sir Runcible Spoon

Nanometer/Nano: meet her? = small

just guessing

French woman gets €800 a month for electromagnetic-field 'disability'

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: There's a special place for people like that...

Whilst I agree that it's more likely high pitch noise rather than EM, the problem with that is that my wife detected it as a very low frequency 'feeling' rather than just a noise. (Ear filters made no difference).

I've no idea what it really was to be honest, but the effects were real.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: There's a special place for people like that...

my wife an I used to live in an old thatched cottage that was rebuilt with wire-mesh and concrete between the beams - made a really good Faraday cage (for certain frequencies).

For example, I couldn't get a mobile signal in the house, nor a wi-fi signal outside the house (from the wi-fi router in the house). Wi-fi was also tricky inside the house to be honest due to the effin great double inglenook fireplace smack in the middle of the house, but hey ho.

However, this didn't stop my wife from registering EM waves from the nearby village transformer which did seriously affect her sleep - she says she could hear it, and also confirmed that the noise was absent during the odd power cut we suffered whilst living there.

Not quite sure how to prove it, but since leaving that house it hasn't been an issue, so if it was purely a psychological condition I would have thought it would have continued (my wife was unaware of the location of the transformer initially and just complained about a high pitched oscillating noise, like a sine wave, so I don't believe it was psychosomatic).

Malware menaces poison ads as Google, Yahoo! look away

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Looking at the problem backwards

"Schultz says should vet and load content from their own domain."

I was thinking this all along whilst reading the article, and this really is the weak link in the malware delivery cycle.

Ensure the code for the adverts is sent to the publisher to be published. They can then automate the screening of the code for re-directions (and embedded malware).

No re-directions, no malware.

If the industry doesn't start regulating itself, ad-blockers will become the default and their business model will never recover.

If they won't listen to the warnings, they will be too late to fix it later.

Hardened Linux stalwarts Grsecurity pull the pin after legal fight

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Oracle?

I get the feeling that other (smaller, lower profile) vendors are doing the same thing, but weren't worth the effort to chase since they don't have the same level of exposure to discrediting their brand-name.

However, a large corporation using their kernel in an unsupported manner, yet implying that it is (i.e. without providing any caveats in the marketing blurb) is a serious matter for any company.

Basically if this cobbled together product is shown to be insecure, then it tarnishes the Grsecurity brand through no fault of their own.

I can't say I blame them, unfortunately if you give some people an inch, they give you the shaft.

Prof Hawking cracks riddle of black holes – which may be portals to other universes

Sir Runcible Spoon
Paris Hilton

Wow man, that's heavy.

Sir Runcible Spoon
Joke

Re: ummmm...

a particle is an expression of energy bound by certain rules and parameters. Those rules and parameters take the form of information, therefore particles=information.

I would like someone to provide me with the probability of a bacon-sandwich suddenly appearing before me so I can input it in to my Bambleweeny 57....thanks.

Sir Runcible Spoon
Joke

It is so often the way, sir, too late one thinks of what one should have said.