* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

5770 publicly visible posts • joined 29 May 2007

UK's internet spy law: £250m in costs could balloon to £2 BILLION

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Re: Laughing all the way to the Banksy

He has also quite successfully created a platform upon which he can disseminate any message he likes to the rest of the world and have it heard.

It's hard to buy that kind of exposure and still retain credibility.

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They should make all this shit payable by the political party in power that implements it. It would disappear quickly enough then I'm sure.

I don't know if it's my subconscious working overtime or if I'm starting to see omens, but the number 666 has cropped up in my awareness in lots of odd places over the last couple of weeks (like, dozens of times).

Condi Rice, ICANN, and millions paid to lobby the US govt for total internet control

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Mushroom

Sir

They have something to hide, therefore have something to fear, shady power-grubbing bastards.

UK's super-cyber-snoop shopping list: Internet data, bulk spying, covert equipment tapping

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Re: Time to teach the children some fact of life

I only wish I could upvote you 100 times for this - brilliantly done.

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Re: Poison results.

I foresee a lot of proxies starting up along the lines of

iamnotanumber.org

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Re: This will become a game of whack-a-mole..

The site identifier is in the header, otherwise how could the receiving server know which web service to connect you to (and which certificate to use).

Biggest problem with virtual reality: It can be a little too real for people

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Joke

Re: A cable connected to the brain is what is needed...

Max Headroom on Government taking liberties:

Give them an inch and they'll take a mile-mile-mileometer

'I posted winning race ticket in Facebook selfie ... and someone stole it!'

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Re: With friends like these

"who needs enemas?"

Squawk!

Halo 5: Overhyped, but still way above your average shooter

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Split Screen?

Time to dig out Goldeneye :)

In-a-spin Home Sec: 'We won't be rifling through people's web history'

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Re: face it.

you can choose not to use Google (most people could manage that). It's a bit harder to not use your ISP for internet access.

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Re: It's trivial to set up your own VPN

"And if you don't have a server in another country ?"

Get one.

Anti-adblocker firm PageFair's users hit by fake Flash update

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Alert

What is it they say?

Build it and they will come?

Seems to apply to insecure methods of ad delivery and tracking too. Ironic.

Next year's Windows 10 auto-upgrade is MSFT's worst idea since Vista

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Re: Starting my own inspection tour soon

Necessity is the mother of invention.

Anyone out there still saying 'but I need Windows to run <whatever>' should make the switch, and THEN worry about getting their stuff done.

You'll probably find a ton of stuff in the process that you never even knew existed - it's happening to me, so don't let Windows hold you back...just DO IT!

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WTF?

Why?

W10 = WAP (Windows Advertising Platform)

Doctor Who's The Zygon Invasion shape-shifts Clara and brings yet more hybrids

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Re: Benefit-claiming Zygons

That sounded just like Pam Ayres reading that :)

Windows 10 growth stalls during October

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Linux

Sir

Whilst I have been a fan of Linux over the years (and have watched it grow to maturity with some satisfaction) I haven't really used it as a home OS apart from the odd media center and single purpose device (NAS/router/firewall that sort of thing).

However, I was recently required to build my wife a new PC as her old XP machine was finally dying a death (she wouldn't let me upgrade it in the past due to my apparent inability to keep all her files, but that's another story).

Due to her predilection for RTS games (Age of Empires/Mythology type stuff) I decided to build her PC with one of my NUC's and a spare Vista licence I had kicking around. Well, I had so much trouble with Vista (turns out to be the only version of Windows that Age of Mythology doesn't like and it was downloading updates for bloody ages - nearly 200 of the fuckers) I decided to go with a flavour of Linux since I didn't want the hassle of a more recent version of Windows and all that upgrade to 10 bollocks - so I bit the bullet and made the effort to get the games working under Wine.

Well, did all that over the weekend, installed Linux Mint 17 and got the games running under Wine no problem at all - bit of a learning curve, but all re-usable info so it's all good.

When the NUC was started up after the initial build I actually thought I had missed some important stages out though, the desktop appears in around 5-10 seconds (and I haven't optimised the boot sequence in BIOS yet either). There also appears to be a complete lack of a 'still busy' circle with the mouse pointer when it starts up as well - it's almost as if it's immediately useful.

Very odd, so I thought I'd test it and run the game under Wine as soon as the screen appeared. Bam, it's just there. Admittedly this is all now on an SSD as well, but even so, it's like magic.

So, I still have a couple of laptops that run Windows7 and another NUC waiting for an OS - they are going to be built with Linux. Fuck windows...forever...goodbye...good riddance.

It was a *lot* more hassle building a windows machine than it was a Linux machine, and it plays games too. It's a lot faster to boot, is immediately useable, and appears to make better use of the hardware resources. Oh, and it was free (as in totally, no strings attached).

The line has been crossed, it's now just a question of how long it takes for Joe public and business to twig.

The more people use it, and switch over and discover how much easier it is these days, and how good the drivers are etc. the more publishers will program for it, the more attractive it will be. I know most people don't do the research thing, and it took me all of about 20 minutes to decide which flavour (and which topping) I wanted or would be most suitable for my needs, but how many people know that about Windows?

I feel like a weight has been lifted off me, it must be all those $$$$$$'s that M$ won't get their grubby little mitts on anymore.

Consider me converted.

'Profoundly stupid' Dubliner's hoax call lost Intel 6,000 hours of production

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Joke

Have you tried "Mivanis Mells"? as in 'Do you know...'?

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Coat

Re: accent

"Aye so it is."

Get tae fucked, so it is.

(how many levels is that wrong on?)

Yamaha unleashes motorcycling robot

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Unhappy

Re: Motobot racing

I remember seeing a crash at Snetterton where the bike somersaulted a dozen times before disappearing over the hedge.

It made me feel sick and worried, not happy.

Speak for yourself.

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Terminator

Re: Point?

I can imagine a future when racing is done by robots - but they will be armed (until they gain consciousness and revolt of course)

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Re: It's an Evel Knievel Stunt Bike!

I loved that you set him off with a rip-cord type pull

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Re: 5 points?

It's been done before - but he would stand a better chance if it was raining of course (although not exactly likely is it? :) )

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Do you think Rossi was testing the proto-type for that?

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"'Knee dragging' by pro riders isn't done to hold the bike up"

I've seen quite a few near-losses of the front in a corner being saved by some support provided by the riders knee (and other body parts - google for Marquez' remarkable 'body save') - so whilst not the primary reason for doing it, it does happen and it does (occasionally) work :)

Cyber cop: Snoopers' Charter tag is offensive. Maybe we need a 'yes to snooping' tickbox?

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Re: If saving lives is the aim....

"Same reason protests don't get reported anymore since the anti-banker riots."

Indeed, I have to watch a *Russian* news channel to find out what's happening in my own country. So often I see things on RT that don't even get a mention on the Beeb or Sky. It's an interesting way to keep an eye on the current spin direction*.

*Although I have no idea what it's charge would be

TalkTalk plays 'no legal obligation' card on encryption – fails to think of the children (read: its customers)

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Re: Interesting

"Curiously, one PCI audit we had, the QA wanted to fail the us because the firewall rules allowed https connections to the load balancer from any IP - this is a public facing website!!"

There is a simple way around this. Simply create objects for your internal IP ranges, then create another object that represents everything *except* your internal IP range object.

This does not flag as an 'any' rule, and you should really have an object set up like this anyway for all the rfc-1918 objects and have them denied right at the top of your rulebase.

Caption this: WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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The new 3d printer made a good job of the tie, but the trousers were a bit on the long side for comfort.

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The BBC screen testers didn't think the prototype daleks were very scary.

edit: does everyone see dalek? :)

Our intuitive AI outperforms (most) puny humans, claims MIT

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Terminator

Re: Or to put it another less dystopian way...

"Its a machine. It doesn't have any intelligence, it just blindly follows a list of instructions."

In that case there are surely large swathes of the population that should be re-classified.

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Re: Ye Olde PEBKAC Enigma and Abiding ZeroDay Vulnerability Exploit...

"So amanfrommars is a management consultant then?"

Quite aside from that being totally unbelievable and probably quite insulting, it did make me laugh :)

Have an upvote.

Terror, terror everywhere: Call the filter police, there's a madman (or two) in town

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WTF?

"It sounds a little tin foil hat..."

Does that even have meaning anymore?

CIA boss uses AOL email – and I hacked it, claims stoner teen

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Re: On obsolescence and technical incompetence.

Love the video, I'm impressed with how well he took that shot though!

BBC shuts off iPlayer to UK VPNs, cutting access to overseas fans

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Re: Alternatively

Free the Beeb,

Kill VPN's

Watch Torrents Flow

Let's talk about that NSA Diffie-Hellman crack

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Re: question for you folks

How would you know if the new certs were created with a different prime?

This goes a bit deeper than implementation changes at the consumer level, it requires the source of the key to be updated to use more than one prime.

Even if 10 primes were pre-generated and the key pair was generated using one of those ten, the only 1/10th of your comms could be intercepted if one prime were compromised. It's a tail chasing exercise, but it costs a lot more to compromise a prime than it does to calculate one in the first place, so it should be easy to stay ahead of this particular vulnerability once the implementation software for key creation is updated accordingly.

Doesn't do shit for stuff already out there of course.

Doctor Who's The Girl Who Died ships in nasty Vikings floating atop a time-bending tidal wave

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Re: Why has no-one commented on...

You make some good points and put that way I agree with you.

In fact my wife and I were discussing this last night and trying to work out what the main difference was in the writing styles and it basically came down to layers.

Some writers can write a story for both adults and children at the same time - each group taking something different from it. Children who were ahead in comprehension (typically SF readers) would get some of the ideas put across for adults, and adults would appreciate the tongue-in-cheek humour that could be both innocent and naughty at the same time.

There aren't a lot of writers like that these days (or there aren't enough writers getting scripts through written like that perhaps). Which is a shame.

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Re: Why has no-one commented on...

Whilst I would dearly love a more reality-based and darker Dr Who (or something that was inspired by Dr Who perhaps?) this is still, and always has been, a kids show.

When I was a kid and I made out the cardboard box I was sitting in was a Battlestar Galactica fighter no-one bothered to tell me that

a) cardboard boxes were not sealed and did not have life-support

b) they had no heat shielding and would therefore burn up on entering the atmosphere

c) the 'peeow peeow' lasers had no chance of obliterating the cat that just walked into the living to see what the weird child was up to.

It didn't stop me enjoying myself however, and as I grew up I swore to myself that I would never forget what it was like to look at the world like a child, for alas, many people do seem to forget.

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Re: Finally a Decent Episode

Every time I think that Clara is getting a bit annoying, I make myself recall that ginger twat that ruined several series for me and I count my blessings.

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Re: SEGIRÐU:AFTUR

It clearly translates to :

My helmet is full of hovercraft..no wait..eels..yukk!

Connected kettles boil over, spill Wi-Fi passwords over London

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Re: Nobody NEEDS a connected kettle...

So the logical extension of that idea would be a 3d printer that could use bread as a medium and could then heat it as required?

You could probably make QR bread if you really tried :)

Reg reader escapes four-month lightning-struck Windows Vista farm nightmare

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Re: This stuff goes on all the while.

You could always use a VM converter and copy the system across the network :)

Think your mobile calls and texts are private? It ain't necessarily so

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Coat

Sir

Phreaking hell!

Nippy, palaver and cockwomble: Greatest words in English?

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Sir

First 'favourite' word to spring to mind was

hullabaloo

but the way it should be said is important too..say the first part quickly and then exend the oo into a playful howl and then repeat quickly.

And since I live near Essex there is the ubiquitous "Fackmeeeeeee!"

Shocker: Net anarchist builds sneaky 220v USB stick that fries laptops

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Re: I've got a similar device

What kind of PC have you got that supports a UK power socket?

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FAIL

Re: Just the thing…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux_Unified_Key_Setup

Your google-fu is non-existent theodore

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Re: Don't care how many down votes.

The BOFH accepts nothing less than 40,000V

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Paris Hilton

Self destruct potential?

What about having it set to auto-run a process that overwrites the hdd, fill memory with random rubbish and THEN fry the computer?

Weight, what? The perfect kilogram is nearly in Planck's grasp

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Re: Avogadro?

If you make smoothies with it instead of bananas it's much nicer

edit: I didn't mean making bananas of course

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Re: Kelvin?

yet the triple point of water is not a measurement (it's a reference point therefore not measured against anything else) and also involves pressure

Kill Flash: Adobe says patch to fix under-attack hole still days away

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Perhaps we should insist that all EULA's have to be put through the court system to obtain a stamp of approval for all clauses *before* they ask customers to sign* them.

(click on agree without reading 200 pages of text in a 2" square window)