* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

5770 publicly visible posts • joined 29 May 2007

Did you know ... Stephen Fry has founded a tech startup?

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Re: Who is Steven Fry?

Didn't he play the brother of Sherlock Holmes opposite Robert Downey Jnr.?

Assange will 'accept arrest' on Friday if found guilty

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Re: Maybe not Friday.

The one thing he is definitely guilty of is contempt of court by jumping bail.

That's a crime in this country, which is why he is marked for arrest. He is in self-imposed exile - the UK government didn't make him seek sanctuary in an embassy - they gave him full access to the judicial process.

When he didn't get the answer he wanted he ran for a rabbit hole and has been there ever since.

This finding by the UN panel is unfathomable.

It killed Safe Harbor. Will Europe's highest court now kill off hyperlinks?

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Unhappy

Re: Take down all road signs...

Unfortunately they have made up for it since then..

Where are we?

BT blames 'faulty router' for mega outage. Did they try turning it off and on again?

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Pirate

Get yerself into that nest laddie...yarrr!

Home Office lost its workers' completed security vetting forms

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Joke

Re: ICRs

"Or maybe we'll just flog 'em."

You have to catch them first. Oh, you meant the *documents*

HSBC online banking outage: Moneymen are 'still under attack'

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Re: How can you defend against a DDOS ?

End users aren't really in a position to defend against a proper DDoS. That can only really be done at the ISP level and isn't particularly easy to do without drastic measures (like blocking all source addresses from outside the UK heading to the UK HSBC website for example).

UK taxpayers should foot £2bn or more to adopt Snoopers' Charter, says Inquiry

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What about an employee of the ISP who (whilst not revealing any details to the public) refuses to help El-Governmenti hack some poor buggers laptop?

Do they get sacked? Could they even claim unfair dismissal if they can't cite the reason without going to jail?

At what point do morals outweigh (bad) law?

At the risk of invoking Godwin, the Nazi's made it ok for their army to do lots of nasty things - many of the soldiers on the ground didn't want to do it, but they risked a bullet in the back of the head themselves if they didn't. However, this hasn't stopped a lot of people from being hounded to death by the international community.

Whilst obviously not in the same league, what if (in the future) these kinds of immoral laws are made illegal on an international scale - do the people who were made to implement them get prosecuted?

Seriously, we have a bunch of clueless twats (seemingly) in charge - they probably aren't even clever enough to realise they are being led around by the nose by the vested powers. It's shameful.

BOFH: In-depth IT training needs a single-malt distillery

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Re: Wrong approach

"2' steel ruler?"

I'm gonna regret asking this, but - what would you do with it?

<shuts eyes, covers ears>

Lenovo's file-sharing app uses hardwired password '12345678' ... or no password at all

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I had to buy some luggage with one of those TSA locks on it. Good job no-one else has a copy of the key

Brit censors endure 10-hour Paint Drying movie epic

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Re: Meh

It's all a whitewash to cover up a badly built wall.

US rapper slams Earth is Round conspiracy in Twitter marathon

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Joke

Re: He is in fact almost right.....

If we only live in two dimensions, how come I get fat when I drink too many pints? (Or fall down for that matter)

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Re: Maybe its both round and flat

"Yikes - social media is, I am sure, making people more dumb..."

Dumber?

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Joke

"A Cunning Stunt no less...."

As in "What's the difference between Evel Knievel and an all-girl track team" ?

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Re: At time of writing, BoB was citing Genesis

I wonder where he thinks our centre of gravity is if the Earth is flat? - Also, why is the moon clearly a sphere?

GCHQ spies quashed this phone encryption because it was too good against snoopers

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Re: The New British Empire

Me too. Anyone know if they are looking for security consultants in Denmark?

BOFH: I want no memory of this pointless conversation. Alcohol please

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Devil

Why not?

How to help a user who can't find the Start button or the keyboard?

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Re: PEBCAK

I've always used "Chair to keyboard interface error"

It doesn't have as nice acronym though :)

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Re: Of mice and men

Hmm.

I'm right handed, but I still use a mouse with my right hand. I just got better using the keyboard with my left hand.

Is this why I'm a little odd?

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Re: Fire!

"Unless of course it's something iMac-esque with the display integrated into the main unit..."

Let it burn I say. ;)

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FAIL

I think you may have bypassed the bit where the IT bod was clearly asking questions related to a computer - the user could have mentioned that they didn't have a computer quite a bit earlier in the conversation without requiring specialist knowledge to do so.

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Happy

Re: Fire!

You could have just told him that the monitor isn't where his files are stored and that they are safe, and can therefore immediately proceed to the lower priority of saving their life and possibly preventing the building they were in from burning to the ground.

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Re: Observed many times ...

Not sure who to attribute this to..

"Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they will be yours"

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Re: Land line joke

"Where"

Why does herbal cough syrup work so well? It may be full of morphine

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Re: In surprising news today

"spouting opinionated nonsense"

Anyone else read that as 'opiated nonsense' ?

Bridgeworks reveals VMware-like tech for TCP/IP cable virty'ing

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If all the file transfers across a noisy link were implemented with this technology, what are the projected bandwidth savings and would they reduce the overall packet loss on the network through reduction of re-transmission of large packets?

I can see some people getting the benefit of this technology without having to pay for it :)

It's 2016 and idiots still use '123456' as their password

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Re: It's hopeless

My wife isn't exactly an academic brain-box, but she seems happy that her IQ is actually going up every year since the average is getting lower.

DARPA commits to brain-computer interface development project

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Re: Nothing can possibly go wrong with this...

Not to mention Brainstorm. Really, don't mention it.

Forget infrasound, now it's ultrasound that's making you ill (allegedly)

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Re: Old News

I thought Biggles managed to destroy all those (along with a time traveler from the 80's iirc)

IRS 'inadvertently' wiped hard drive Microsoft demanded in audit row

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Re: "Recycled", not "Reused"

I understand that zapping the platters with a stun gun can be quite effective too :)

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If you have an internal company document that states that standard policy is to wipe all data (or better yet, discard encryption keys) for data no longer required to do your daily business, then I don't see how this would be any different to what the IRS has done.

But then privilege is a very literal translation.

Bigger than Safe Harbor: Microsoft prez vows to take down US gov in data protection lawsuit

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FAIL

Sir

"The government can do so because it recognises no territorial limits to US power in its laws: everywhere in the world is the United States."

Well that's just fine. The problem only occurs when other countries accept this assertion.

JetBlue blames Verizon after data center outage cripples flights

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DC disaster scenarios 101

"Taking out a well designed dc requires a fluff up of epic proportions."

I am aware of one particular 'DC outage' that involved a dump truck taking out the corner of the building. The subsequent daisy chain of events took the DC offline for days.

You see, as it collided with the building, it also took out some form of water main, which was now jetting up towards the underside of the truck (which is now forming an inclined plane pointing into the hole in the wall since the front of the truck was on top of the rubble.

All the water was basically hosed into the DC.

Try factoring that into a risk analysis report and see what the beancounters say :)

Boffins baffled by record-smashing supernova that shouldn't exist

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At any given moment in time? We're talking luminosity here, not wattage (aren't we?)

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Re: @LedSwinger

If the dimensions we exist in are expanding (therefore making the walk round to the back of your house the long way even longer) - how come we aren't getting bigger in proportion? Or do objects in space not obey the same laws?

Israeli security firms Check Point, CyberArk in talks – report

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FAIL

Preventing insider attacks

So, they think that putting all these eggs in one basked will help to *prevent* an insider attack?

That's real blue-sky thinking for you.

UK Home Sec stumbles while trying to justify blanket cyber-snooping

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Or to put it into Boolean:

Data = A or not A

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Re: Well she could but "We wants it because...

"Kind of like the list of sock puppets Home Secretaries who turn into instant fanbois for this once they enter office."

Odd that. It's almost like a big neon sign saying 'I've had my history investigated and they found stuff that would ruin my career'.

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@AC

If you really can't work it out, I suggest you read your history. The Stasi club for social control is an excellent subject to start with.

As to how it will all end up, you could always just watch Brazil.

Future Snowden hunt starts with audit of NSA spooks' privileges

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Re: Sorry but

Ok, how about "moral compass" instead.

iOS 9 kludged our iPhones, now give us money, claims new lawsuit

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Holmes

Re: It isn't just Apple

@Lakerjuck66

You obviously have a comprehension problem. I only stated that I cannot use my system using the device I bought to be dedicated to the purpose. Of course I have computers that I could use to set the system up again, but the point is that Sonos doesn't know that before removing all that functionality.

Just for a bit of background, I recently moved house and changed my network setup so my NAS is now on a different subnet. The app lost touch with it and even putting it back on the old subnet didn't work.

So, instead of calling me a liar or an idiot, perhaps you could address the actual point which was that Sonos have deliberately removed functionality from a set of devices they sold me that were working perfectly well. They gave me no choice in the matter and have not offered up any alternatives.

As for the poster saying I deserve everything I get for buying Sonos, there weren't that many options back in 2010 that I was aware of and it's worked pretty well over the years, so fuck you too.

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Re: The 4S is not hobbled with iOS 9

"I've also set the background image to a static one instead of the animated bubbles... The overall effect is noticeably improved."

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lol

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Mushroom

um

wtf is an 'a-dot-plus-hole'?

If you want to call someone an arsehole (or even, heaven forbid, an asshole) then just fucking do it.

Don't complain that someone hasn't been polite, then because you felt insulted you felt justified in being impolite back to them - and then not doing it ffs!

-This has been a public grumpiness outburst from the post-holiday grumpy bastard.

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It isn't just Apple

I have an older gen iPod touch which I bought with my Sonos sound system a few years back. As it's old it can't upgrade beyond v6 of the ios, which is fine. I have had to live with more and more apps not being downloadable since they usually requite v7+. Not a problem as it's main purpose is to run the Sonos App - nothing more.

Usually a bit of old software the I'm running gets upgraded and the upgrade requires v7+, at which point the updates for that app are no longer downloaded or applied - it's stuck wherever it was in the dev cycle forever more - again not a problem.

However, now Sonos has upgraded their App and forced the update on users (otherwise the software won't run at all). The upgrade is still based on ios 6, so it installs.

Here's the problem - all the features have been removed if you are using ios6 !! I can no longer add new speakers to my system, I can no longer access my music store via NAS. The only thing I can still do is set alarms and access internet radio.

They forced the update on me, borked my setup and removed my ability to play my music with no option to downgrade the software.

I've emailed them - no response. I put 1 star ratings and descriptions of the problem in their reviews - no response. Although I did have some twat put something in their review about not upgrading if my device couldn't support it!! The world is going backwards in so many areas I am starting to wonder if I have gone insane (or was always like this I just never noticed before?).

Sonos - bastards.

Trustworthy x86 laptops? There is a way, says system-level security ace

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Re: ALL YOUR x86 ARE BELONG TO US

And if you absolutely must use pen & paper then ensure that you put a hard barrier between the top sheet of paper and the one below it.

It's why I still use an ink pen rather than a biro for writing my passwords on post-it notes.

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Stop

This is like arguing about the existence of a single unifying theory of everything.

Investigating it allows you to learn a lot of useful things along the way, whether it exists or not.

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Happy

'As a comedian once said, "You can't fix stupid."'

That isn't a joke, that's a point of high philosophy.

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Re: Trusted storage

I wonder if anyone has ever run a comparative analysis of the network traffic as reported by something popular - like wireshark for example = against a traffic analyzer in the middle of the flow to see if there are any differences?

Mind you, the chipsets may be coded to hide anything to address 'X' - so the 'trusted' analyzer would obviously have to be based on a different chipset.

It would be really interesting to discover if there was anything picked up that wireshark didn't report.

NSA spying on US and Israeli politicians stirs Congress from Christmas slumbers

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Re: h4rm0ny Seriously, though

The moral of the story:

Don't trust anyone who doesn't have a sense of humour :)

Forget anonymity, we can remember you wholesale with machine intel, hackers warned

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Joke

Re: Bug count

10 PRINT "hello world"

20 GOTO hell