* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

5770 publicly visible posts • joined 29 May 2007

Information on smart meters? Yep. They're great. That works, right? – UK.gov

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Re: estimated net "benefit" of £5.7bn by 2020

Having a meter that provides a reading remotely is one thing; someone else having remote control over my supply via a 'Smart' meter is not.

Remember folks - they aren't compulsory!

Local TV presenter shouted 'f*cking hell' to open news bulletin

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WTF?

Re: So ask them

Fuck me, steady on old chap!

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Joke

Re: So ask them

I used to believe that the use of a swear word in El Reg forums is only allowed if it is

a) gratuitous

b) funny

c) there's a 'y' in the day

Now I realise that idea was a load of fetid dingos' kidneys.

The UK's Investigatory Powers Act allows the State to tell lies in court

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Re: Intel is not evidence

Let's just say, for arguments sake, that GCHQ were interested in taking someone down without showing their working etc.

They call up their friends in Langley, who hack the target, plant some CP or wotnot. Then the police get a tip-off from GCHQ about the target having CP.

Police raid the target and he gets to be tried as a peadophile. Is there anything in this chain of events that the defence could question? Or is the guilty verdict a foregone conclusion at this point?

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Re: Finally

"What a world we live in... when will the insanity end? Revolution?"

How would a revolution even get started when THE POWERS THAT BE can just make up any old shit against anyone and throw them into prison.

We Are Truly Fucked.

Guessing valid credit card numbers in six seconds? Priceless

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Re: Partial article

Doesn't 'Verified by Visa' just ask you for random characters from you pass-phrase?

Mind you, just recently it's been telling me that 'This transaction did not need to be verified' - even when I pay for something on a new site!

Take that, creationists: Boffins witness birth of new species in the lab

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Re: Don't Worry

"How do you think the big fella feels about that?"

I often find that Christians haven't really thought about their religion at all. For instance, when I ask them what religion they think Jesus of Nazareth was they look a bit stunned. The knock-out blow is when I say 'well, he certainly wasn't a Christian was he?'.

He was a Gnostic* - as was Muhammad.

*Obviously he was born Jewish though.

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Re: Most of the creationists I know also believe in evolution!

Anyone wanting to understand evolution should read 'Richard Dawkins - The Selfish Gene'. It sheds a very interesting light on the principle of the survival of the fittest.

Plastic fiver: 28 years' work, saves acres of cotton... may have killed less than ONE cow*

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Joke

Re: Pandora's box?

" (a major majority of people )" as spoken by a modern Major General.

Wow. What a shock. The FBI will get its bonus hacking powers after all

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"history is full of precedents that show how this sort of thing can be used to undermine civil rights and individual freedoms."

Which is obviously where they got their ideas from. Those who learn from history are free to do the same thing to others who don't.

Investigatory Powers Act signed into UK law by Queen

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This law will probably allow them to legally off-shore all the databases. Won't that be fun.

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Re: has this been asked of these people....

Don't we have a law where we can request the data held on us by public bodies so that we can correct anything that might be wrong?

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Re: Could someone recommend a VPN?

If you are only trying to avoid mass surveillance pretty much any vpn will do. There will always be a need for targeted surveillance, and as long as it requires an effort and has some oversight then I'm prepared to put up with it.

It's this 'Collect everything, from everyone' aspect that just about anyone in the public sector will be able to view that I object to - it's just to damned easy to abuse this kind of power.

Just keep moving yourself above that low bar and avoid doing things that will attract *serious* attention and this becomes a war of attrition. It's always been a lot easier to make things harder than it is to make things easier, so we should manage to stay ahead of the game*.

*This assumes they don't make encrypted traffic illegal of course. It would be totally idiotic and financially suicidal to do so, but I still wouldn't put it past them to actually try.

UK National Lottery data breach: Fingers crossed – it might not be you

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Re: Watch out for the spam

Oddly enough I recently got an email from them notifying me my account would be closed in 3 years time as I hadn't logged in for over two years!

How to confuse a Euro-cop: Survey reveals the crypto they love to hate

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Joke

Re: I wonder what would happen if...

"So I put on facebook... on thursday I am taking a cake to my grandmother,"

The CAKE is a LIE !

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Re: @boring coward

"Bows and arrows pre-date swords by millennia, as do spears.

/Pedantic"

I think he might be referring to the longbow, rather than just 'bows n arrows' :)

Integrator fired chap for hiding drugs conviction, told to pay compo for violating his rights

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Re: When you've done the penalty, that should be it.

"Its called "Catch-22". If you disclose you don't get the job. If you don't disclose then you get nailed for failing to disclose."

Disclosing a (spent) criminal conviction should not bar you from a job unless the conviction was related to the job somehow (e.g. child molester working at a school, or an armed robber working for g4s...oh wait).

The problem is that it often does stop people getting jobs, which means they have better option by going back to being a criminal.

Comcast is the honey badger of ISPs – injects pop-ups into browsers, doesn't give a fsck

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Trollface

"And when will El Reg' become an https website? :P"

Why don't you just set up a mirror site and run https there?

NASA discovers mysterious super-fast electrons whizzing above Earth

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Re: Amazing there's still things to surprise us

"You might find the following of interest:"

That's truly amazing! I have only had time to read about 1/2 way through that page so far, but I can already see how important that research could be - I wonder how long it will be before we start seeing the Triffid farms ;)

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Re: Amazing there's still things to surprise us

@Pompous Git, thanks for the link.

Just for the record, I entered into my studies of Alchemy with a healthy dose of skepticism, and I have still yet to prove anything for myself, but there is a degree of consistency in the way the gibberish that is alchemical literature builds and opens up new insights to make sense of something that was previously nonsensical.

As a result, I have an open mind on the subject and will be conducting my own experiments in due course, just like a proper scientist ;)

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Re: Amazing there's still things to surprise us

To the best of my knowledge, Sir Isaac Newton never actually completed the work.

If you are really interested in water, you might like to do some research into the Archeus of Water.

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Facepalm

Re: Amazing there's still things to surprise us

"Why the fuck would you be bothered with alchemy when there's still so much to learn about water?"

Well, if you knew a bit more about Alchemy you wouldn't have asked such a facile question.

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Paris Hilton

Hang on, I thought sound couldn't travel in a vacuum, so how can it have a speed. It should be 0 m/s.

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Re: Amazing there's still things to surprise us

If you want to have your mind blown about the properties of water, try studying Alchemy :)

FYI: The FBI is being awfully evasive about its fresh cyber-spy powers

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Re: surely

"I'm sorry your honour, I cannot provide the password to those encrypted files that were found on my computer. Have you consider that they were put there by the FBI as part of a general round-up of people they didn't like this week?"

"No. See you in 2 years when I will ask you again."

Amazon's Netflix-gnasher to hit top gear In December

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Coat

Re: Marketing emails?

I do like how they chose the title so that it couldn't be confused with TG :)

The only thing worse than working at CSC? An Xmas redundo programme at CSC

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Joke

Re: slack slack cutters

If you cut some slack, and you end up with more slack, you cut the wrong rope in the first place and it's time to check your vector*.

*Is wind-speed increasing? Check.

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Joke

Who would want to buy herpes?

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Re: Cover picture

Fair point, I thought I was wrong when I posted it, but it still sounded good - who needs facts when you have a good sound-byte? Next stop...politics!

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Re: Cover picture

They want to cut their staff in half, so I'm gonna go with Herod.

What went wrong at Tesco Bank?

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Re: With cloud computing, hackers have so many more points of entry

""Shared" (even locked cage) is co-lo."

Yes, that's technically true, but it does mean random passers by cannot just get physical access to the kit, it also means no-one else is using that kit either.

How many banks are you aware of that actually *own* their own data centers? I'll give you a clue - none.

Why don't you look up who the customers are at the L3 DC on Leman street.

Tesco Bank limits online transactions after fraud hits thousands

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Re: Oops...

"How was it put together, give details."

Well, to start with it was mostly done in 6 months, that should tell you plenty.

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You could always just mute your phone, couldn't you?

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Tesco and Tesco Bank are also effectively separate organisations.

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Re: Corners cut?

Tesco & Tesco Bank have pots of money, but they are seriously shy with their money. Penny pinchers.

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Re: Oops...

I know how that Bank was thrown together at the start. I'm only surprised something major took this long to occur.

Brexflation: Lenovo, HPE and Walkers crisps all set for double-digit hike

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Re: Cause and effect?

Doesn't this mean that UK goods are now more attractive to overseas buyers? That should be good news for the few things that are still manufactured here, but it should mean that more manufacturing gets done here (for things where the materials can be sourced locally anyway).

NullCrew's Canadian telco hacker thrown in the clink for four years

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Two people can keep a secret

If one of them is dead.

Hubris has been the downfall of many a miscreant.

HMRC to create new compliance team focused on 'gig economy' workers

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Coat

" It's a company whose sole business consists of selling somebody's personal services."

So we're techno-whores? Cool.

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IR35, is currently costing the taxpayer around £440m a year

And are they making a profit as they originally promised it would, or is this all just another exercise in regulating our economy into the ground?

What I don't know is if I am somehow deemed to be an 'employee' and wotnot, does the company/agency I am working with have to pay their side of things too? (Such as pension contributions and holiday/sick pay etc.).

I've arrived on Mars. Argggh, my back!

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Joke

Re: On a positive note...

Red != Orange

You're thinking of Oompa Loompas, not Martians.

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Re: Exploration is dangerous

It also costs a lot more to send another mission if one fails.

Wooden ships are a lot cheaper than interplanetary craft*

*At least they were before Brexit.

Think virtual reality is just about games? Think again, friend

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Re: VR is DEAD in da Egg

VR is very real and completely immersing. There are times when you might not want that, so there will always be options - but if you do then there is quite literally nothing like it.

On the PSVR subreddit there are people with serious illness who haven't left their houses/bedrooms for years who are getting to experience new things.

Games are great and all that - but there is a real need for people to 'unhook' from modern life without the need for drugs - I think VR could provide this - it has amazing therapeutic potential that we could all benefit from.

Someone had the idea for a 'Caribbean Chill-out' which got my vote - bring it on :D Although I'm also looking forward to the Apollo 11 experience too.

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Re: "I felt so alone"

These headsets really do need a camera and an override button which replaces the vr picture with the camera view and also mutes the volume.

That way the user can drop out for a second or two or longer without having to actually remove the headset.

NHS patients must be taught to share their data, says EU lobby group

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Re: While the data might be limited to Pharma

It might be bolting the door after the data has bolted, but make sure you set you cookies to clear every time you shut your browser down, and actually shut the browser down occasionally ;)

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Joke

Re: Was

"Have you not heard of laxatives? "

I'm confused (or you are). You appear to be suggesting that he either shits standing up, or that laxatives can someone allow him to bend his leg without pain so he can shit in a toilet.

ORRRR...you think the crying was due to not being able to shit, when I believe it would be more to do with not being able to bend his leg.

Take your pick. Personally I'm hoping you meant he should shit standing up, coz at least that paints a funny picture :)

Virtual reality is actually made of smartphones

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Re: Smartphone 1998

I think some people are missing the main point of the article - and that is that Apple increased the *quantity* of rapid turnover of device development, which has led to massive economies of scale, which has led us to the point where we can get a decent VR headset into our homes for £350/$399.

Although I do agree the sunshine blowing was a bit OTT.

Social media flame wars to be illegal, says top Crown prosecutor

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Coat

Re: John Smith

so Mr Spartacus - you claim you are not Spartacus, and neither is your wife - is that correct?

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Joke

What about size-ism?

Are lazy fat fucks going to get some protection too?

US govt straight up accuses Russia of hacking prez election

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WTF?

Re: Obaka is just angry over his "legacy"

"And for all those reasons I've downvoted you. :)"

Fuck, now I really have no idea whether to up or down vote you Ledswinger...thanks.