* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

5770 publicly visible posts • joined 29 May 2007

Borat creator offers to cover mankini fines. Is nice!

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Joke

Astounded

To my Czech mates who were arrested.

I had no idea he was into chess!

Uber: Hackers stole 57m passengers, drivers' info. We also bribed the thieves $100k to STFU

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Re: "I recently learned that in late 2016"

Didn't anyone else read the bit where they disguised this payoff as a bug-bounty, along with all the relevant NDA's etc.?

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Devil

Devils Advocate

Out if curiosity, if Uber has published the breach and the miscreants had sold the data, how would the resulting situation be better for those people whose details were exposed?

Linus Torvalds 'sorry' for swearing, blames popularity of Linux itself

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Re: Well..

Fixing said bugs or coding in such a way that minimizes the likely hood of them occuring is better than coding around the bugs to allow them to exist.

Whilst adopting a better mental approach is definitely desirable, I believe Linus was suggesting that it is the overall layered approach to the kernel design that would limit the damage that a single bug could do.

National Cyber Security Centre boss: For the love of $DEITY, use 2FA on your emails, peeps

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Re: Smart Meters - Don't make me laugh

I've been less worried about people hacking the meter than I have been about the energy companies deciding to either cut me off, reduce the amount of juice I can draw, or just simply ramp up the bill without notice.

Cops jam a warrant into Apple to make it cough up Texas mass killer's iPhone, iCloud files

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Let's hope you never suffer at the hands of a nutjob because law enforcement were hamstrung by encryption technologies.

Says the Anonymous Coward. Deliberate irony, or just another idiot who thinks safety is the highest goal we can strive for?

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Re: Meh...

Move along folks, nothing to see here, other than more erosion of liberty, due to ironically, those that claim they are protecting it.

I don't think it's irony if it's deliberate.

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Apple have designed the system to be resistant to them breaking the encryption.

If the law were changed to prevent them from doing that, then the courts may well be able to order them to decrypt a device, but otherwise it's just the same as asking someone to prove a negative - it can't be done.

For example, Wallaby claims he can prove he doesn't own a Ferrari. Well, I'm sure he can generate enough evidence to create reasonable doubt as to whether he owns one or not, but there is no way to actually *prove* you don't own one. Same principle applies to Apple and breaking the encryption on their devices - which they have *specifically* designed to be secure (even from them).

Intel finds critical holes in secret Management Engine hidden in tons of desktop, server chipsets

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Re: What a mess

Sadly there are no victims known of this yet

I'm not quite sure how anyone would ever know either.

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Re: Niche Market

F$ck me, that ain't cheap is it?

Still, if it's totally secure then it's probably worth it.

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Re: "Today's news will no doubt"...

Hopefully someone (reputable) will develop a hack that exploits this chip to prevent others from doing so.

F5 DROWNing, not waving, in crypto fail

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Re: Eh?

I see what you are saying Deltics (and I understand that some acronyms borrow letters from a word subsequent to the first) but it still doesn't make any sense.

Also, it was just a joke :P

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Paris Hilton

Eh?

"(Decrypting RSA with Obsolete and Weakened Encryption)"

Surely that would be DROWE then?

It was El Reg wot won it: Bing banishes bogus Brit bank banner ad

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[quote]

You need to use < blockquote > rather than [ quote ]

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Re: FAIL!!

How obvious was the typo in that URL?! I mean, the letter q is nowhere near the o :P

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Re: Lesson 1, use an add blocker.

Shit, if I had an automated ADD blocker I wouldn't have to take tablets every day!

DNS resolver 9.9.9.9 will check requests against IBM threat database

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I was referring to the potential use of cnames by the malware itself, which would create a wack-a-mole scenario for Q9 type services where they would struggle to keep up I'm sure, especially if the domains were procedurally generated somehow.

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Re: Consufed @Daniel Hall

DNS can also mean Domain Name Services, as well as Domain Name Servers.

So the sentence could read "Our domain name service nameservers", which is fine really.

'DNS Servers' iteration questions died from boredom at least 20 years ago.

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Re: IoT?

Really? I've never come across a (supplied) router yet that doesn't allow me to modify the DNS settings.

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How about modifying the hosts file with cnames rather than A records?

Massive US military social media spying archive left wide open in AWS S3 buckets

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usually talking to the armed forces is a "one-way street," Vickery said.

Typically to a certain extrajudicial gaol.

I won't put a joke icon on here, because it isn't really that funny. Shooting the messenger has become an international sport these days.

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Re: I wonder

tl;dr

User experience test tools: A privacy accident waiting to happen

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Time...

to bring back Gopher - all is forgiven?

How about that time Russian military used a video game pic as proof of US aiding ISIS?

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Re: Yeah, what about them?

after all, the enemy of my enemy is my friend

Not really, they're just further down the queue to stab you in the front (but further up the queue to stab you in the back).

US govt's 'foreign' spy program that can snoop on Americans at home. Sure, let's reauth that...

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Re: Does committee know something we dont?

It's easy to blackmail someone whom you are paying to vote a particular way. Just a general observation of course.

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Holmes

Re: Russian for section 702 shitshow is

I know, I should put some SARCASM tags, but cannot be arsed to.

I'm pretty sure that it's unnecessary in this instance :)

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At what point will the general population of the US finally understand the nature of the boot on their face do you think?

I'm guessing they'll only know when they can't actually breath, and the only thought in their head will be 'how did this happen..I've got nothing to hide!

We are doomed by morons.

Democracy is as dead as this parrot.

DXC Tech asks staff to profile their skills

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Re: I wonder...

Wouldn't that make them over-qualified?

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Re: Best way to handle this

conspire so that everyone has a current CV available at all times.

You shouldn't need to conspire for that in this day and age, just a quick reminder to ensure everyone is on the 'same page' and off you go. Anyone who doesn't have an up to date CV ready to go needs their head testing - especially in some of these high churn outfits!

Heads up: OnePlus phones have a secret root backdoor and the password is 'angela'

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Re: "Angela", eh?

For those who are search-engine-challenged..

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/code-word-campaign-bad-dates-alert-bar-staff-a7371171.html

DXC spills AWS private keys on public GitHub

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Re: Leader in security services

To be honest, considering the blunder, their response to it is beyond my expectations for that particular organisation by several orders of magnitude. Go figure.

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Re: Techie dummy?

" just because I toil for an ISP I can "sort their windows out" and "fix their wifi"..."

Can't you? Or would just rather not have to do it?

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Doh!

Legacy CSC colleagues lost confidence in our ability as a team to maintain secure information and even complete the work required. This also resulted in difficult interactions between colleagues on calls.

So, some numpty from old HP then.

WikiLeaks drama alert: CIA forged digital certs imitating Kaspersky Lab

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Re: Another Day Another Lie

Nothing surprising about agencies accusing others of what they are doing themselves, it's just human nature..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

It's even covered in The Bible..

"And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?"

"You therefore have no excuse, you who pass judgment on another. For on whatever grounds you judge the other, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things."

History shows why geeks will never, ever, ever... get along

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Re: constructive antagony

Although I'm fairly sure I heard a 'dagnammit' or two.

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Re: It's just another religion.

No it isn't.

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Re: Usenet

Them's were the days...it wasn't a proper flame unless it actually provoked real flames coming out of your ears.

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Re: Simply Put...

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeese don't use that word, it gives me hives these days.

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Re: It's just another religion.

You're wrong.

US government seizes Texas gun mass murder to demand backdoors

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Re: Easy to crack (for any governments engineers)

Most people will probably just use the numbers option without setting it up to be alpha-numeric.

In which case most pin codes would be cracked in seconds by a decent system.

Brit moron tried buying a car bomb on dark web, posted it to his address. Now he's screwed

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Re: Erm...

US Plod only go after people who can't afford to take them to court to get their stuff back, which is only made more poignant once you realise the cops have just taken them for everything they have.

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Re: Erm...

Making a pot deal on the doorstep of the house you live in, but don't own, apparently. Something like that anyway.

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Re: er...

"It really is a simple fact, the CIA is either utterly stupid or completely insane."

That doesn't look like an xor function to me.

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Re: Erm...

In America they could now seize the house and all the assets any of these people owned.

If the property was rented, they could also go after the landlords assets and strip those too.

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Re: Improvised Marketing Term to defend the defence industry.

Wasn't the term IED used in reference to roadside bombs that made use of a sheet of metal that got shaped into a pointy cone by the explosion?

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Joke

Re: Forest Gump's Momma

"Life is like a box of semtex, you never know what you're going to get."?

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Re: Should have bought the How To book off WH Smiths

@AC: you do realise that in our wonderful new world that you have just made available information that would be of use to a terrorist?

Fucked up isn't it?

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WTF?

Re: the vast majority of terrorist incidents world wide are linked to Islam

In addition to innate racial discrimination (which civilized beings try to overcome with rational thoughts) there is a very disturbing set of people who seem to find it acceptable to make disabled peoples' lives even more miserable than it probably already is.

I mean, really, what could someone with one leg, or down syndrome, possibly have done to someone that was so bad that hundreds of arseholes think it's ok to ridicule them, even attack them?

Are peoples' lives so empty and devoid of compassion that they can't tell when they are actually quite well off (historically speaking) and feel like bashing on someone totally worse off than they are?

Seriously, I don't get it.

Astronomers find bizarre 'zombie supernova' that just won't die

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Re: Morse code

That's a pretty low bit rate, even for stellar destroying level civilizations :P

Wheels are literally falling off the MoD thanks to lack of cash

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Re: Sounds good to me

It's apparently second only to Chinese in it's complexity, mostly because we tinker with it every 5 minutes ;)