* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

5770 publicly visible posts • joined 29 May 2007

Idle Computer Science skills are the Devil's playthings

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Thank you for a proper lol

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Re: Hire immediately

"an interesting question to consider before not answering"

Quite.

DXC Technology exec: What should our brand be known for?

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On what scale?

They say they scored 4.7/7 (out of seven??)

I'm fairly sure that if it were on a scale of 1-10 they would probably get lower.

Church roofs? Nyet, say Russian scrap thieves, we're taking this bridge

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Re: The US has also had its issues

"It got to the point where scrapyards stopped accepting them entirely unless certain things were done to prove that they were not stolen."

Presumably so they could offer a lower price?

No Huawei out: Prez Trump's game of chicken with China has serious consequences

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Re: Are you US bashing guys all mad ?.

"Unless people like a dictatorship that: Puts people in jail based on religion, still carries out the death penalty, implements a tracking system with 400,000,000 camera's, forbids people to appear on TV because of tattoos, shields the country off from the internet, is bullying neighboring countries with aggressive territorial claims and is pirating on issues like intellectual property and acceptable trade policies."

I'm confused, are you sure you're referring to China and not the USA? Because I really can't tell the difference based on what you wrote.

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Re: Huawei equipment can't be trusted?

Didn't someone once say "I don't trust anyone who can't be bribed"?

Not sure why that popped into my head.

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Re: Right ... but perhaps for the wrong reasons

Umm, you could replace 'China' with 'USA' for most of your comment and it would still read true.

Where there's a will, there's Huawei: US govt already eases trade ban with 90-day reprieve

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Re: Not smart

Tell that to our farming and fishing industries - well, what's left of them.

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This situation has been inevitable for some time. The Chinese only ever rely on Western supplies until they get their own production set up. 20 years ago their cars were abysmal rip-offs, now they are starting to pull ahead in terms of development - no mean feat when it's China vs. World.

Pushing the situation to the brink before China has its own FAB's set up to meet their demand is just a way to put them on the back foot, but it's only a jab, not an uppercut.

China will adapt much faster than the West will to new trade scenario's because they aren't bound up in red tape (no pun intended).

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Re: Not smart

I watched an episode of The Grand Tour where they showed how good the Chinese were at putting up roads/motorways, even over difficult terrain.

In comparison the rest of the World is the equivalent of the typical British builder (i.e. all the equipment is laid out and the workers are off having a tea-break somewhere).

Not sure their (Chinese) employment methods are anything to shout about, but it obviously gets results.

The only thing that can take China down now is for someone to somehow enforce proper H&S rules on them, which ironically is what has arguably crippled Western economies.

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United Sales of America

UK's planned Espionage Act will crack down on Snowden-style Brit whistleblowers, suspected backdoored gear (cough, Huawei)

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I stand corrected - I've never witnessed the polling station staff recording the serial number against my name on the register. I will be keeping an eye out for such activity in the upcoming elections.

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Voting is anonymous in the UK.

Unless there was 100% vote for one particular party at the polling station you use, there is no means to identify who ticked what on their ballot paper.

Get out of Huawei, it's an avalanche of news from everyone's favourite Chinese bogeyman

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Re: All corporations and politicians want to own you

There appears to be quite a lot of noise coming from your data stream.

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Re: Maybe a blessing in disguise

"it never occurred to us that a rouge government could "

That term is typically associated with communist style countries...oh, as you were.

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"Kinda makes you wonder what its all about really does it not?"

I'm kind of leaning towards the Slartibartfast point of view myself.

Banhammer Republic: Trump declares national emergency, starts ball rolling to boot Huawei out of ALL US networks

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Is this the kind of thing you would consider sweet talk?..

"Buy our stuff, not theirs, or you'll be sorry"

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Re: enemies of the state

They're not going to put an aircraft carrier in the Gulf if they seriously expected it to escalate to a war - which means it's there for another reason (false flag).

It also means that US are confident *they* are in charge of how the situation develops, so the idea that Iran is a an actual threat is totally ludicrous.

It's all about putting more sanctions onto Iran and getting others to do so as well.

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Re: American kit just as crap at security?

"Just who does own the core IP that is fundamental to the simple functions of the internet anyway ?"

The IETF says... 'DARPA'

https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc791

Of course, when you say 'IP' I assume you are referring to Intellectual Property (and thus control)? If so, then it's a moot point. If the standards weren't widely known and implemented, it wouldn't be an internet in the first place, just a lot of private networks.

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Re: What is the risk?

I read something recently that said it was $1.1t (17%) because they'd offloaded a lot of it in the last 12 months.

They're still the biggest foreign owner of debt anyway. /hairs-being-split

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Re: What is the risk?

Try this for a starting place..

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2018/02/20/uk-cyber-security-agency-sticks-chinas-huawei-despite-us-spy/

Assange rape claims: Complainant welcomes Swedish investigation's reopening

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No :) That's just my awful spelling

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Ok, have you ever watched the Star Wars films?

The poster who made the comment was referring to a scene where Darth Vader had Llando Calrisian by the balls and changed the deal they'd struck. When Llando complained Darth Vader replied 'pray I don't alter the deal any further' or something close to that. It was a joke.

You being asked to hand in your geek card was also a joke, since any self-respecting El-Reg geek 'would have known that' (that's another film reference for the geeks out there).

I gave you a clue with the x-wing reference, which is a space ship/star fighter from the Star Wars films.

You're welcome.

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Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshh

(that could be the sound of an x-wing flying past with your clue)

It's 2019 so now security vulnerabilities are branded using emojis: Meet Thrangrycat, a Cisco router secure boot flaw

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To words

My dearest

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Re: Not just Web UI

Whilst the admin access requirement has already been noted, this makes this a lot worse by extending the window of opportunity.

Someone who only has access to the devices for a short period of time can compromise them forever, not just the duration of their (legitimate) access.

My world just got a lot more complicated. If this starts getting exploited I can see people switching to more secure Chinese kit :)

Hi! It looks like you're working on a marketing strategy for a product nowhere near release! Would you like help?

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Re: So...

The Dreamcast was a machine well ahead of its time, shame about the marketing :)

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If I ever end up in the situation where the client hasn't provided any work, I just go and play golf - weather permitting :)

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umm...yes?..

"once marketing realised they'd been lied to?"

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Is there any information available as to how the engineering dept. planned to handle the situation once marketing realised they'd been lied to?

Panic as panic alarms meant to keep granny and little Timmy safe prove a privacy fiasco

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Re: Help! My device security has fallen and it can't get up!!

I seem to recall he was once made to fly, by Jasper Carrot I think (could be wrong)

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Re: Somebody should ...

Wouldn't they have to actually be stripey for that?

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Re: Weak double entendre

no GILF then?

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Re: Somebody should ...

My wife and I were discussing something like this a few nighs ago and I predicted that soon all portrayals of humans would need to be androgenous whilst also being multi-coloured (think rainbow stripes)

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Re: Somebody should ...

It's Lee Majors

Veteran vulture Andrew Orlowski is offski after 19 years at The Register

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19 years is far too long for him to be a replicant

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Re: Ta ta!

It's my weekend look, I finished work early this week.

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Re: I agreed with you on almost nothing ....

I think we may have our Rosetta stone for amfm1 ;)

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I'd have a lobotomy and start reading the daily mail

I understand that the latter provides the former in any case. I'll get my lab coat.

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Re: Champion

I notice you didn't attribute any of those roles to Mr Orlowski :P

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Re: Bon chance...

"I'm going to cancel my subscription."

I demand a refund!!

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Re: Thank you Andrew

BTW- Does this mean Apple will talk to El Reg?

If they do, I hope it's only so El Reg can hang up on them.

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Ta ta!

As many others have said, haven't always agreed with your articles but I've always appreciated that you wrote what *you* believed in. Don't think you deserved all of the stick you got in the comments, but I reckon most of it was akin to good-natured banter between brothers - a bit like the time mine shot me in the arse at point blank range with an air pistol - oh how he laughed!

(I see you've taken the sensible precaution of turning on moderation for this article)

Anyways,

John F Kennedy once said that if he hadn't had sexual intercourse by midday, he'd get a splitting headache. Writing is like that for me a bit – I get itchy.

Most people get itchy from too much, not too little, but to each their own :)

Fare thee well, and best of luck for your next indentured servitude to the huddled masses.

(That's me wiping away the single tear that just leaked from my ocular apparatus) ->>

Airbnb host thrown in the clink after guest finds hidden camera inside Wi-Fi router

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Re: No shit!

What are the rules on camera's that aren't hidden?

'Software delivered to Boeing' now blamed for 737 Max warning fiasco

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Re: Management's job

"Besides which, there's always a few rouge engineers that can be blamed."

I'll bet they're red-faced

Julian Assange jailed for 50 weeks over Ecuador embassy bail-jumping

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Re: Place your bets

You do understand that was highly probably just character assassination?

I understand he (Julian) was under the cameras in the embassy 24/7 - if they had evidence of that nature they would have leaked it by now.

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Re: After 50 weeks

Wouldn't Sweden have to re-issue that (I believe they let the old one expire iirc)?

America's anti-hacking laws are so loose, even Donald Trump Jr broke them. So, what do we do about it?

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Re: Looking at last fall's photos of my orchard ...

Except I don't think Sir Isaac Newton had any children :)

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Re: Looking at last fall's photos of my orchard ...

Damn, you got me there :)