* Posts by HmmmYes

862 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Apr 2010

Sub-Prime: Amazon's big day marred by server crashes, staff strikes

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Re: "Once these obscenely rich people have grown out of their thirst for continuous success"

I once shared a lift with Bill G.

If shes managed to get him to shower then she deserves lots of credit.

EU plans for domestic exascale supercomputer chips: A RISC-y business

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Re: We can watch if from the UK

Dresden is owned by Global Boundaries, a US resident company, fully owned by a UAE oil slush fund.

'The Web' is nothing more than a dumbing down of SGML and crappy protocol (HTTP) to deliver it.

HPC clusters as you need an OS and network stack to coordinate the number crunching.

The software and hardware requirement for consumers, corps, and research boides are not the same. Although all benefit from economies of scale.

For its size, the EU (even when you throw in the UK) does not make a lot of software. It really does not.

There's SAP .......

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Re: We can watch if from the UK

You'll be wathcing it from whatever country you reside.

Billions will pour into connected companies - big ones - and university research.

15+ years alter, assuming anything is created, itll be something like a 2Ghz 6502.

Yes I know ARM32 is a tarted up 6502.

If the EU want the hardware then they just need to pay the Taiwanese fabs to create it.

If they want EU based fabs then they need to copy a Taiwense fab.

They are pissing money because they dont knwo that value add is the software.

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Its software that you need.

Hardware only exists to run software.

In fact, I welcome the day when software generates the hardware as some very last stage of he compiler process.

Fix this faxing hell! NHS told to stop hanging onto archaic tech

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Re: NO CARRI~@~~~$

Ahh yes , the Casualty view of a hospital, or whatever merkin drama.

Very little healthcare is provided under a blue flashing light, with a nurse holding onto an artery.

The majority is treating chronic conditions where you need to track progress over a very long time, sloging away.

This is where the fuckwit buffoonery that is accepted for the NHS fails all the time.

The NHS stats are great ..... apart from one - Improving peopkes health outcomes

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Re: @ wolfetone

There is a cure for 90% of type 2 diabetics - wire their gobs up.

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Those NHS homeopathic hospitals were well funded.

Infrastructure wonks: Tear up Britain's copper phone networks by 2025

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Maybe a compromise is required - optical copper fibre?

Outage outrage: TSB app offers users a TITSUP* encore

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Nope.

Why do TSB (and their Sabadel parent) still have a UK banking license.

Should have been withdrawn ~2 months after the problem started.

Whatever transition performed from Lloyds -> TSB, it does seem to have been irreversible.

Oh deat.

Banks told: Look, your systems WILL fail. What is your backup plan?

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Re: Having backup plans is good.

No MBAs .....

A fine vintage: Wine has run Microsoft Solitaire on Linux for 25 years

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Re: Killer App

No Access is fucking dreadful.

Theres only one lesson to learn from it - dont store data in Access.

I used to have to use shit based on Access. Every now and then the data corrupts.

If you wznt yo teach sql and whatnot, use sqlite.

Then move to postgresql.

UK Home Office sheds 70 staff on delayed 4G upgrade to Emergency Services Network

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Re: Let's look at the facts

The issue with push to talk is its not really implement.

The 4g technology is there but the 4g coverage isnt present in a lot of the country.

The only solution to this is to have commission some sort of mobile 4g base station with the option of satellite link. The likes of vodafone/ee manage this - settig up temporary mobile masts at festivals.

There just seems a total lacking of willingness to grasp what the issue and solutions are.

Relive your misspent, 8-bit youth on the BBC's reopened Micro archive

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Speak for yourself.

Things are a lot better these days ... I remember ASCII porn.

On Kaspersky’s 'transparency tour' the truth was clear as mud

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Frankly, Id be happier burning the whole lot - Windows + AV.

Stinking, multi layered piles of shit.

Oracle's new Java SE subs: Code and support for $25/processor/month

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Re: Java has been great as a teaching tool

Pythins great for teaching.

Newbies might need an ingormed choice for an editor.

Introduce yhdm yo c and interface with oython at a later date.

Python and C is a good way of getting studrnts to make engineering choices - execution speed v. ease if development.

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Re: You have to pay to use a language?

Nancy? Nancy Reagan?

Are you back from the dead?

Dont buy from dubious sources.

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Re: Oh well who cares...

Did anyone actually read the Java run-time license?

I did. ~15 years ago.

It does not take a genius lawyer to work out how it could go bad.

It did not take a KPMG accountant (cough couhg) to see how much money was being spent promoting Java and how little money was made from Java to see there was a big gaping cash hole that needed filling.

I avoided Java until OpenJDK came out. Then I only run the VM on Linux ... if I really really have to, for legacy.

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Re: You have to pay to use a language?

Drugs are fun.

Java isnt.

Dixons Carphone profits drop 24% amid hack 'n' high street struggles

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John Lewis.

I got my LCD from the, Comes with 5 year warranty.

HPE CEO pledges $4bn Edge R&D splurge

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Putting aide whether 'edge' is a think.

Putting aside if HPE have a plan.

Isnt HPE's problem is that theyve burnt thru the pool of people who would be able to implement this?

You cannot layoff 1000s then change your mind and try and re-recruit people. Doesnt work.

Capita admits it won't make money on botched NHS England contract

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Re: Summed up in a sentence

Actually, no, Capita are not to blame for this.

AFAIK the correspondence never made it to Capita.

Various GPs / NHS groups blithely carried on posting stuff and not checking where the address was.

The people operating the old system - within the NHS - just ignored the mail.

What's all the C Plus Fuss? Bjarne Stroustrup warns of dangerous future plans for his C++

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Re: C and C-style C++

Libraries sit at the system level.

C++ is fine for software running on top of heap/MMU. Less so in the kernel/restricted memory.

I use Erlang/OTP. For its niche - distributed state - its great. But is a niche not a general purpose language.

Im looking at using Haskell for test/verification.

AS far as dynamic scripting being a security risk ..... nuts. You secure the application/system levels.

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Problem is, each language version really should be considered a different lanaguage.

Maintaining any long (>10 year) lifed C++ is a massive PITA.

Ibe seen programmers start off MFC C++ style - C++90 + the stupid MS addons.

Then some has read the Design Pattern book, so you get 'patterns' in the code base from 95is-00ish.

Then they discover the STD. All the new stuff then becomes templated.

All a massive fuckup.

You need to have strongly applied coding rules, not just syntax but on the language and libraries used.

The module needs needs to be frozen to that C++ version.

End of the day, I spend more time testing.checking stuff than I do writing new stuff. Any language that makes testing easier gets my vote.

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Re: C and C-style C++

I think the problem is trying to do everything in one language.

You can't. Itll drive you mad.

Layer your software - assembler/C at the metal/kernel. C++ at the system level. Dynamic scripting language a the application level.

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Re: Visit the Vasa!

Did it sink, again, during your visit?

What can you do when the pup of programming becomes the black dog of burnout? Dude, leave

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Do your fucking contracted hours - 38h/week.

If they want you to work weekends then asked for 2x time off, or bill 2x day rate.

Its that simple.

Its easy for companies and management to ask for stuff when they are not paying for it. Ask them how many customers have been given free stuff.

Dont do the 10h extra for free. They need to recruit more people.

If they cannot recruit then they need to review their pay and benefits.

Meet the Frenchman masterminding a Google-free Android

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Re: I'm uncertain...

No. You make valid points.

I have an Android phone and specific gmail account for it.

The apps I use most are:

vlc (not google)

gmail only for emails related to this gmail account

whatsapp (not google) - which is great.

google maps.

The rest I avoid.

Id guess all bar whats app could be replaced.

Quantum cryptography demo shows no need for ritzy new infrastructure

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Ill believe Quantum when it runs.

At the moment, it all sounds like a lot of wank, pitched by researchers for money or bigcos trying to look cool - BT on the list, so's MS.

Bank of England to set new standards for when IT goes bad

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Re: So basically

Nothing to do with inflation, however it is defined.

All to do with slack lending, the thing at the core of retail banks.

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Re: So basically

BoE? Adults??

This is the org that let 80% of the UKs banks blow up.

1,300 customers of Brit bank TSB defrauded due to botched IT migration

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'"There is no one who feels more for TSB customers than me," a grovelling Pester told MPs.'

I bet he doesnt bank with the TSB.

The committee should ask which bank he uses to deposit is vast paycheck.

SAP cofounder admits: Biz goofed on branding, confused customers, depressed staff

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Re: Good looking?

The thing that makes me laugh the most is, after inflicting the monster of ABAP on the poor fuckers, they then plump for Java.

Ex-CEO on TalkTalk mega breach: It woz 'old shed' legacy tech wot done it

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Re: The digital deficit is coming to get us

If a company is using it then its not legacy. Its thats simple.

Let me rephrase her speech - The management and board were clueless of what systems and processes were in place of the company. Whne things wen to fuck we were clueless. And, to a greater extent, remain clueless.

Any company where software makes up a greater or lesser extent of its ongoing operations needs to where all the machines are and what software runs on them. And when the whole lots goes out of support.

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Er... neither SQL or TCP/IP are legacy tech.

They are 'tech' thats been around and evolved.

TalkTalk's problem was not legacy tech it was down purely to incompetent management who were clueless to what their systems were.

Nadella tells worried GitHub devs: Judge us by our actions

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How do MS make ~4bln of cash from GitHub users?

Thats the only question you need to ask.

Thats $4bln from one or $1 from 4bln users.

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Re: @Updraft102 - If GPL is that toxic

No.

Apple used BSD because NextStep used BSD4.4 running on top ofthe MACH microkernel.

TSB meltdown latest: Facepalming reaches critical mass as Brits get strangers' bank letters

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How close are the BoE to pulling the plug?

Ex-Autonomy CFO and auditors Deloitte bitten by Brit corp watchdog

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Re: It's about time

Auditors should challenge but they dont. Thats a big problem.

However hp due dil should have found this sort of fuckwittery.

So, did hp duedil find issues?

If they didnt the hp duedil acvountants should ve sued.

If tgey did but were ignored by the board tgen tge board should be sued.

Beardy Branson: Wacky hyperloop tube maglev cheaper than railways

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Re: Who needs it?

Yep.

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Im really looking forward to Branson going into space.

Less so of the coming back.

Sysadmin's PC-scrub script gave machines a virus, not a wash

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Its age.

Or drink.

Or both.

IBM's Watson Health wing left looking poorly after 'massive' layoffs

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Re: Same as it ever was.

Thats 30 years ago now.

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If only they had an artificial mind, or intelligence.

They could have worked it out....

As Tesla hits speed bump after speed bump, Elon Musk loses his mind in anti-media rant

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Ah well. Hes still got his hairs - or whoevers it was.

'Clive, help us,' say empty-handed ZX Spectrum reboot buyers

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They are working hard on a drive that is worse than the microdrive ....

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'Sinclair name suffers being tarnished 30+ years '

It didnt suffer whne he was actually selling stuff!

Taking money money then not delivering spectrums.

Shagging strippers.

The QL microdrive ... eurgh.

That death trap go kart.

Sir Clive is nontarnishable.

You know me, I don't know you: Hospital reportedly raps staff for peeking at Ed Sheeran data

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Re: One reason the NHS should not have access to medical data

Nope.

You have meta data which will record the date, the login and which terminal was used to access medical records.

Then, in the case of breach resulting in Ed's info being leaked, you track the person down and jail them.

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Ah EMIS.

Get On!

UK's Rural Payments Agency is 'failing on multiple levels' – report

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Merge DEFRA with the DSS.

Get farmers queuing with the other doleys.

UK Ministry of Justice knocks down towers, brings IT BACK in-house

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Indeed.

Broadly, the private sector is skills ability led. The more productive, highly skilled you are, the more you are paid. Obviously supply and demand have a heavy influence - just try getting skilled sw people with 10+ years.

In my experience, the CS is based purely on years worked for CS and sizeof teams. Theres limited skills or supply and demand.

Id guess there wasnt an issue when CS and private sector operated by throwing people at problems. But thats not been the case since the early 90s recessiom, which saw the middle management made redundant.

Now you have the ridiculous issue of contractors doing the core work and the CS building pointless little empires.