* Posts by HmmmYes

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Intel loves the maker community so much it just axed its Arduino, Curie hardware. Ouch

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Re: Group that came up with it is history

24 months, speaking as someone who's been thru the whole Intel VC buyout, followed by fuckup, followed disengagement.

Intel are *desperate* to open up new markets. But they are a binch of idiots who dont really seem to grasp how Intel makes it money.

Intel are very good at fabricating chips and selling them at high margins. Thats.

Desgning those chips, picking new markets, working with other companies, etc - they are shit at.

Intel is about 3% world class silicon fbaricators, 10% workers, and 87% seat warming morons.

The Reg chats to Ordnance Survey's chief data wrangler

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A load of buzzword bingo.

'yes we’re thinking about moving into the cloud, Azure and Microsoft'

Really? OS are a pretty big org, with lots of data. Are you *really* sure on that MS/Azure cloud thing?

Q. What's today's top language? A. Python... no, wait, Java... no, C

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I like python, on top of C.

In fact, I regard any language written in C as a C language. Apart from Java, thats shit. And Perl.

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Re: Learn all of them, but NOT Java

I can top that.

Having to port a networked unix server to DOS using a TSR and a 3rd party TCP/IP stack. I almost quick the profession.

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Re: I suspect there are quite a few Java devs out there

I have ~20 odd years of Java experience.

I try and implement something in it. Its shit, its slow, I have to install 20mb of JVM and crap.

I pull it and re-write the stuff in C + python.

This is just for internal tools. A quick read of the Java license scared me off doing any billable product in Java.

I struggle to remember what the problem that Java is the solution.

One-quarter of UK.gov IT projects at high risk of failure

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Re: Why go Anonymous you coward!

Ranting aside, youve make the same mistakes that all naive people doing long running, comples projects.

1. Assuming you are going to get exceptional people.

Whats todays term - super stars?

English football team makes the mistake, time + time gain. Large projects are team work, some will be good, some will be bad (but you can hopefully sack those - maybe not with civil servants), most will be average. Design and plan for the average.

I blame 'Commando' comic - With my last grenade ...

2. Over focusing on the implementation/coding.

Focus on the specification, then focus on change control, then test/verification, then the implementation.

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We are only seeing failing UKGOV IT projects because we are looking for failure.

Whats the success rate on UKGOV non-IT projects?

SQL Server 2017's first rc lands and – yes! – it runs on Linux

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How much?

How much today?

How much in 3-5 years when I renew?

Nearly three-quarters of convicted TV Licence non-payers are women

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Strange the Beeb. Full of naice, liberal people, all on high wages and large pensions.

Scrape the veneer off and its jails more people than any 3rd world brasshat.

Me? I pay the license but Im watching less and less BBC TV. I watch more ITV and CH5 than BBC - I dont like making cakes and I dont like dancing.

Male escort says he gave up IT to do something more meaningful

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I gave up being a rent boy to write javascript.

I scrub myself so hard after every day at work that I bleed ...

I just cant get the dirt of me ...

Ubuntu 'weaponised' to cure NHS of its addiction to Microsoft Windows

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Re: It will take 1-2 more WannaCries

Windows has large secutiry holes all thru it.

Avoid.

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Re: Yet another distro?

I dont know know but Id guess ts more of a stripped down, less choices of a particular Ubuntu release - i.e. XFCE only, no dev stuff- bascia kernel, X, and web browser.

i.e. nothing more than a stripped down YUM repo.

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Thanks fuck for that.

Cost is important everywhere. And you have to be careful with what your costs are.

From my experience in deploying a number of simple machines, Windows license costs are the least of worry. There's the cost of installing Windows - a PITA when compared to being able o PIXIEboot a new machine and install an image. I can commision a Linux box in the time it takes for Windows to boot the install media.

NHSubunt should just deply a simple GUI desktop, and shove all the logic behind a web browers.

Snoop Dogg swerves Glasto, plays Pure Storage gig #keepitreal

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Nope. *Other* companies corporate gigs are *the* best to make an absolute pig out of yourself. Especially if youll never meet the company or people again.

Oh the heady days of the 1st interweb boom. I mad an total pig out of myself at some of those. My hangover lasted longer than some of the companies.

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Maybe NWA could reform for the next IBM sales convention?

Fuck Da anit-bribery laws?

Public Enemy for PriceWatreHouseCooper?

Bring The Ledger!

Seriously. Who left the choice of entertainment to the unpaid intern?

Intel: Joule's burned, Edison switched off, and Galileo – Galileo is no more

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Re: You pay top $ to Intel for its instruction set

CPUs will compete on how good their caches are.

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Talk to anyone embedding processors.

Most will not use Intel as they have been shat on them at some time i nthe past.

Silicon that does not work.

Or that CPU, sold with 10 guarantee ans just been removed.

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Re: Intel's Problem in Chief = CEO

Not just Krzanic. All Intel CEOs since ~96 have been the same.

Talk to the number of peple who've been thru the Intel VC meat grinder.

It goes like this: 'You are strategic investment, we want you to work Intel silicon into your products which we use as base design to sell to 3rd parties who'll buy our chips inthe billions.

VC aquired company goes away. Puts Intel silicon in design. Silicon does not work - full of bugs.

Design fails. Intel review business - Its not making money! Err, you removed all our sales force and made our customers use box shifters sales channel.

Inel shutdown compnay as it does not make money.

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Re: Another botched call by Intel

Intel have always been a bit embarrassed by the x86 ISA. Its shut basically.

They have wierd cycle:

-x86 makes lots of money.

- Intel execs get excited by the next big thing.i960 (object orientated CPU is I remember the spin), Itatmium (not sure what it was meant to be - Intels version of Alpha?), Pentium 4 (surface of the sun).

- Idea blows up in face, execs sacked, some faceless browne noser takes over and syarts banging up about x86 everywhere.

Intel are one of the best silicon fabricators going. No argument.

Intel are one of the worse CPU desgigners. Ever. They fuck up time + time again. Intel have had two major bits of luck that bailed them out big time: IBM choosing x86 for the PC; Israel designed producing a low power RISC which ran x86 (CoreDuo). At the time of the Core Duo, Intel had everyone in the company pushing Pentium 4. They knew it was an overhot piece of shit bu they they did note care.

However, Intels biggest luck as been the margins on x86, well Xeons these days. This allows them to outspend its competitors.

Jailed fraudster admits running same cold-caller con from behind bars

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A 26yo fraudster .... yeah, just him .... not his fmaily and 100+ cousins and relations.

Where do you think the money went (pakistan), how do you think it made its way there?

A criminal culture.

Teen texted boyfriend to kill himself. It worked. Will the law change to deal with digital reality?

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Isnt this an extreme case of 'Would you jump of a bridge if your friend told you?'

Sure, she may be a nasty, evil (but hot) bitch but ...

Parents?

Family??

Friends?

Teachers?

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Well, I think she's hot and looks like a dirty burd.

Axed from IBM for remote working? Don't go crying to HPE

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Re: Most of the people on my team are in different countries

Lync work perfectly ....

No it doesn't.

if they kept it as a simple IM/VOIP cleint that it ought to have been fine.

It does other sutff to.

I did have a look to see what it was up to. Lync then was snooping around COM and files.

Lynx is shit. It really is.

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Re: Most of the people on my team are in different countries

Wow! Lync works sometimes for you..

I take my hat off to your IT dept.

mine barely works, crashes, brings down my computer.

Its afucking VOIP client. How of earth can MS fuck it up so much?

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Any CEO who thinks IBM or HPE offer any lesson other than how not to run a company needs shooting.

But ... they are probably the same MoronBA alumni.

Microsoft totters from time machine clutching Windows 10 Workstation

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If you are comparing dtrace to Windbg or an IDE then you've not really used Dtrace.

You dont need a debug build. You can do onto a production system and start debugging the whole system - kernel, system libraries and application.

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There needs to be a 'Go to' company for business. IBM used to be it. MS *could* get that business - but it needs to sort itself out.

By design, Windows is modular. In reality, there's no kernel space third party file systems. Ditto for TCP/IP stacks and the like. MS put up barriers/hide API/dont make the code modular.

For any core component - network, filesystem - then its either supplied by MS or not at all.

There is nothing close to ZFS in any of WS file systems, not close.

PowerShell is nightmare. It offers a lot of functionality but ....

its slow, making it hard to use as a command shell.

We are at coming up to version 6 in less than 10 years. Each version are some features added. I get a script. works on one version. Need to run it on an older server, fails. So do I maintain several versions of a script, or do I update Powerhsell? OK, go for updatign Powerhsell - oh, its comes bundled with 500M of .Net. Fuckit.

Let me know when its finished and I can use it for interactive shelling without having to wait several seconds.

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No. If MS want a few billion dollars worth of free advise - Go after IBM's business.

But the wont, you know, clouds, AI, and all that. Whne there's billions of business $$$ for the taking.

In more detail:

Drop the current block drier for disks. Repalce it with FreebSDs disk block serivce, put in ZFS - get a license from oraclce so they wont sue you. Then port Dtrace to MS.

Drop PowerShell. Its shit, it just is.

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AFAIC MS should have stopped at WS2008R2 and just tweaked outs and sods and supported new drivers.

Consultancy titan EY to shift jobs to Indian outsourcer TCS

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OK, sell me EY.

If they outsourcing to TCS or whoever, what value add do EY provide?

None. So why do they exist?

The biggest British Airways IT meltdown WTF: 200 systems in the critical path?

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Re: 5 Nines

Back to Erlang (again).

Erlang has hot code loading. Its very clever.

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Re: You're missing the point

No.

You are confusing telecoms meaning a bit of wire with a phone at each end.

What telecom systems are these days are large scale, distributed computers that just happen to manage telecoms services, which may be be circuit (phone line) or packet based (4g). And need to perform complex, realtime billing too.

Again, have a google around Erlang/OTP.

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No. As the earlier poster mentioned - look at telecoms.

Explains why financial sector have twigged and are hitting on telecom software and system people.

5 9s is about 5minutes downtime a year.

Have a look at Erlang/OTP.

IBM: ALL travel must be approved now, and shut up about the copter

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Ahh, yes. Ive been there.

You have someone 200K approving paperclip spending.

Best is to get rid of the 200k manager and give the sites a paperclip budget of £20 - thatll last them 5 years.

Classic sign of an org thats way too top heavy.

Silicon Graphics' IRIX and Magic Desktop return as Linux desktop

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XFCE then.

I wish they could prt it to QT and be shot of GDK.

BT considers scrapping 'gold-plated' pensions in bid to plug £14bn deficit

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Re: Much like my pension, which I'll likely never get.

Some are funded, some arn't. Its random - no rhyme or reason.

Even the ones that are meant to be funded e.g. LA ones, they are not fully funded.

Im not against early retirement. Some people develop serious illnesses that mean they can no longer work. However .... letting people retire early, when that person draws down on that pension for 15+ years is a joke. Just moving the cost from the wage pool to the (unfunded) wage pool.

There's a long retired teacher who lives net to my Mum. He's in his 25th year of retirement (I think hes under 75).. He took early retire for 'health reasons' Allergic to the kids he was teaching is the only obvious candidate. Hes a bit 'right-on' and was asking me how, when the ;kids' are getting it so hard these days,. what he could do to help them. I suggested dying.

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Re: Much like my pension, which I'll likely never get.

Not sure where you work in education. Lets say you are a teacher - most likely.

The Teachers pension is not funded. It operates as a Ponzi - working teachers pay in, retired teachers draw out. Theres no investment backing it up.

Due to the increased longevity (esp of Teachers - see mortality stats) and the previous habit of retiring off too many teachers before pension age, the scheme needs a huge increase of teachers paying in.

IBM marketeers rub out chopper after visit from CEO Ginni

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As far as Im concerned, she can ride on a fucking huge helicopter, flown by male strippers *IF* IBM updates some of the software we (used) to pay support for.

As she/they havent - despite a long list of bugs - she can fucking hitch hike from Heathrow.

IBM asks contractors to take a pay cut

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Id add, contract depending, Id take the 10% cut for 6 months and spend the time selling myself to the client at 30% more. Or stop working and just spend the contract looking for my next gig.

That sort of behaviour would remove IBM from my list of people who Id work for.

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Word of the day: Fungible

On low skilled jobs, people are pretty fungible. Joeski Pavloa goes back to Poland? No problem. get Ilana from Romania, show them the ropes of buttery sandwiches or digging a hole. Training over by morning tea break.

As you go higher + higher up the skill ladder, the people get sparser + sparser. Suddenly you get to the point where there isnt a pool of talent out there. There's no horde of people banging o nthe door to do it at half price. Or xGOV does not want foriegn nations working on a site - you know maybe itll upset Trump, maybe their experience of Joe Xin who sent all the info back to Beijing was a bit of a problem. Maybe X Corp are still sat waiting for an a judgement from the Bangalore court who defrauded all their clients 5 years ago.

I really dont know why anyone would want to outsource to HPE or IBM. I say that with my boss head on.

Capita and Birmingham City Council 'dissolve' joint venture

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Hard to say of the private v. public.

Some public services are very good and deliver a great, vlaue for money service.

However ....

A lot of my dealings with the public sector are centered around the NHS, education and Northern local authorities.

Each sector has a number of hard working individuals but .... you repeatedly come across people who are useless. The really really useless ones are off on long term sick.

The main difference between the private sector is the ability to deal with unsuitable workers i.e. sack them. The public sector dont really have an equivalent to recession. When they do have funding cuts its very much last-one in, first one out. Thats nuts.

The other problem is the public sectors ability to adapt to change. The use of computers/software is very much a moot point. Here the peole dealing with it are people who used to deal with paper. So rather than paying the going rate for someone, they end up taking on 5 over annuated clerks. Disaster.

The public sector working emthod is to thorw lots of low skilled pople at a problem. In LAs, it throw lots of low skilled people related to the peole already meant to be doing the work.

Do we need Windows patch legislation?

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AFAIK a MRI has a 10 year life time.

BT to axe 4,000 jobs across the globe

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What BT ethernet issue?

IBM: Customer visit costing £75 in travel? Kill it with extreme prejudice

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Re: Quick question -

Resource Actioned.

Hr for sacked.

European Investment Bank tosses €25m to MariaDB

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Why not fork Postgresql?

EUgresql?

Just how screwed is IT at the Home Office?

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'Ageing systems, Brexit, exodus of contractors, delayed agile projects'

Oh oh oh I bet its Agile. Either that, or the beardy hipster cunts who live the 'agile' way with their cunting craft beer.

Having a monopoly on x86 chips and charging eyewatering prices really does pay off – Intel CEO

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Intels biggest threat is when someone sorts out a proper multi-process design.

Might be ARM, might be MIPs.

At the moment he x86/x8664 micro-architecture is a bit nuts.

Intel are a a very good silicon fabricator making badly designed chips.

Microsoft touts SQL Server 2017 as 'first RDBMS with built-in AI'

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I'd wait for the per-core pricing first.

Who really gives a toss if it's agile or not?

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Are you not making a mistake in limiting your 'UKGOV fckedup' stuff just to ICT (a hated term - its mainly software FFS).

Im sure as you look at other UKGOV spending youll find similar fckups.

Its not a problem with ICT; its a problem with governments and civil service accountability.

A read of Tony Collins report on this project is even worse:

https://ukcampaign4change.com/2017/04/05/another-whitehall-failure-no-officials-responsible-fluid-facts-and-doubtful-ethics-plus-ca-change/

FYI anyone who codes outside work: GitHub has a contract to stop bosses snatching it all

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Re: Who would sign

I always ask for the salary, benefits and T+Cs before turning up for an interview.

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