338 posts • joined 7 Apr 2010
Re: In loving memory
The last thing Lester will be doing is RIP'ing
He'll be cooking a massive fryup on B. L. Z. E. Bub's own BBQ, and then flying paper planes on the thermals.
Could be worse
My old boss stood on both the powerleads to our AS/400. They don't like unexpeted shutdowns. 4 hours later it was still booting...
We were very sympathetic and supportive
Re: Why not...
There's a simple answer to that. School holidays....
Anything south of me while standing on the North Pole, southern.
Is Elon "Lyle Lanley" in disguise
We don't want him back in the Shire. Send him to Mordor on some quest about a ring
Slow internet connection
Sorry, that's an act of God now. Nothing we can do.
The one thing I miss with giffgaff is WiFi calling. Not to save the minutes, but the outlaws live in a phone wilderness.
Are their any (reasonable) simm only with wifi calling? I can't seem to find one
In flight movie
Shits on a plane
The collective sound of "What cowboy put that in? I've not got that part on my van, here's my call out charge invoice" must have been deafening
Re: TV Licence?
If you can recieve BBC content, live or not, you need a licence
They closed that loophole about 18 months ago
On the plus side
It will remove the threat of revenge porn
"That's not me, move along" becomes the defacto response
For major versions in VMware, I find it's rarely worth it.
Build new and migrate. Then nuke from orbit, it's the only way to be sure
We know he can count the number of buttocks he thinks he has, but that doesn't mean that this the actual number he has.
A second, public visible pants down counting session will be required. In front of his whole team
Re: So it all hinges on exams
You have a roll of carpet, a bag of quicklime and spade
What IT problem are you equiped to solve?
The Register has contacted Yahoo! for comment
You did it my e-mail, right?
Don't talk to me about deep learning
Re: Oracle caught napping ?
They are trying to work out the costing model for the patch. One that is per core effected
Note to El Reg and commantards
Someone has spent a lot of time on the branding of this to create some cool images, please make sure use them. This is clearly more important than actually trying to fix the thing, obviously;
Seems VMware have been sparked into life too, and have released some patches for ESXi Workstation and Fusion;
Re: Serious Question
We'll leave it just outside of port, and get the buyers to sign a recipt with "Sold as seen" on it.
Then you just prey it starts up okay and gets out into international waters and cash cheque quick
We used to dream of catching an Uber....
Project Management shister-speak for "Make it up as you go along"
A simple rule of thumb
Comms companies. They are all as bad as each other.
Re: I'd like the public transport to be viable replacement to cars ...
Maybe not in that there London, but Leeds is the largest city in Europe with no mass transport. This is potentially viable here.
Deleting that Archive LUN for you
This is how SkyNet started isn't it....
It seems that Nathan Barley is also creating programmes again, I'm sure I saw Ant and Dec presenting "Daily Mail Island" last night
Re: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Oh, I don't know
I mean, she's No Angel....
Yes. I did come here just for that.
Are we sure
it's not just some bloke in Lancashire mowing their lawn?
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who are scared of clowns
Oh, they mean there's no proof that those calls came from THIS breech. It could have been from one of many...
Re: It took three years
Blame the developers? Has someone already exhausted blaming the network already?
"Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM"
Unless it was to use their mushroom cloud
Impenetrable Cyber Security unit?
What makes me think that it's a Windows 3.1 laptop with a broken floppy drive?
That the AV software was still in its wrapper. Apparently, it didn't feel right when they used it last time
Horse, battery and staples, shirley?
Title of the day
James and the Giant Impeach?
10 year deal
That's 4 years of transition, 2 years of legal discussions and 4 years of bringing back in house.
The time will fly by
So day 1, you are given a docuemnt and told to follow that. Yet it's your fault that guide is wrong?
No wonder they were told not to come back, showing what a shower the current setup is....
That many people accidently clicked the upgrade now button.
For at owning up and not trying to blame it on external forces.
Reminds me of the time I discovered a powershell feature, and scripted everyone's out of office to say "I have now left the company" in the process
a power issue in a data center not paying the bill
There, fixed that for you
Who would have thought that NHS systems would have been vunerable to a ransomware attack?
How's that XP migration project going by the way?
Send an email to faceless Ad man saying he can shove this advert up his .....
Are Jaffa Cakes biscuits?
Re: Agile and government do not mix
I had "sprint" and "Did you snapshot all the servers last night? We've had an unexpected result and need to roll back" left on my card...
Re: "the outage lost all of his photographs"
I think you'll find it's not "at any point"
It's at the exact point you stop paying the subscription....
Re: small city
Re: Track and Field?
Track and Field? Peasant magic
I give the 1985 classic Daley Thompson's Decathlon. Hundreds of Spectrum keybords gave their lives for the skills we have achieved