362 posts • joined 7 Apr 2010
Re: Two small steps
I was thinking Wickr Man, and you are Edward Woodward in this scenario
He turned into an annoying paperclip
Drugs are bad, mkay
To be fair, he's done worse...
Re: Hello to Jermery Irons
Dead amaze and totes emosh
When the Big Boss came up from the smoke to the frozen northern outpost we ordered in a fish lunch and went to the local for the pub quiz
He liked the cut of our jib
I see you're having a heart attack. Would like some help with that?
Will the give out the source code for Elite?
I'm not sure I trust health advice from Sally Hawkins
She seems to approve of sleeping with fish and having bears live in your house. A beer seems safer than those
Put it all in the cloud they said.
It'll be resilient they said.
"Armstrong - who was the first person to set foot on the Moon"
Thanks El Reg, it's these insightful editorial nuggest of information that keep us all coming back for more
I did not fight my way to the top of the food chain to eat salad....
This does sound very familiar
Isn't this a combination of Die Hard 2 and Speed 2?
Someone call Willis and Bullock to sort it out
Don't be ridiculous.
They put them in storage, and charged back with an inflated admin cost
You asked for miracles
I bring you the F Bee I
I have an awesome 6 pack, but I've lost the little plastic thing that holds them all together
Re: Come the revolution
** Squares of ground my go up as well as down
Re: @ Locky
Completly missed that, there was me thinking I was being all satirical and everything...
As if the Locky virus wasn't bad enough
It seems I’m now giving advice on Virtual Desktops. But a trip to Sydney though….
Will that be run by Judge Anderson?
End of Yammer support?
Noooooo. You can't
How will I know what Tracey-on-reception's dog picked up on it's walk now?
Re: In loving memory
The last thing Lester will be doing is RIP'ing
He'll be cooking a massive fryup on B. L. Z. E. Bub's own BBQ, and then flying paper planes on the thermals.
Could be worse
My old boss stood on both the powerleads to our AS/400. They don't like unexpeted shutdowns. 4 hours later it was still booting...
We were very sympathetic and supportive
Re: Why not...
There's a simple answer to that. School holidays....
Anything south of me while standing on the North Pole, southern.
Is Elon "Lyle Lanley" in disguise
We don't want him back in the Shire. Send him to Mordor on some quest about a ring
Slow internet connection
Sorry, that's an act of God now. Nothing we can do.
The one thing I miss with giffgaff is WiFi calling. Not to save the minutes, but the outlaws live in a phone wilderness.
Are their any (reasonable) simm only with wifi calling? I can't seem to find one
In flight movie
Shits on a plane
The collective sound of "What cowboy put that in? I've not got that part on my van, here's my call out charge invoice" must have been deafening
Re: TV Licence?
If you can recieve BBC content, live or not, you need a licence
They closed that loophole about 18 months ago
On the plus side
It will remove the threat of revenge porn
"That's not me, move along" becomes the defacto response
For major versions in VMware, I find it's rarely worth it.
Build new and migrate. Then nuke from orbit, it's the only way to be sure
We know he can count the number of buttocks he thinks he has, but that doesn't mean that this the actual number he has.
A second, public visible pants down counting session will be required. In front of his whole team
Re: So it all hinges on exams
You have a roll of carpet, a bag of quicklime and spade
What IT problem are you equiped to solve?
The Register has contacted Yahoo! for comment
You did it my e-mail, right?
Don't talk to me about deep learning
Re: Oracle caught napping ?
They are trying to work out the costing model for the patch. One that is per core effected
Note to El Reg and commantards
Someone has spent a lot of time on the branding of this to create some cool images, please make sure use them. This is clearly more important than actually trying to fix the thing, obviously;
Seems VMware have been sparked into life too, and have released some patches for ESXi Workstation and Fusion;
Re: Serious Question
We'll leave it just outside of port, and get the buyers to sign a recipt with "Sold as seen" on it.
Then you just prey it starts up okay and gets out into international waters and cash cheque quick
We used to dream of catching an Uber....
Project Management shister-speak for "Make it up as you go along"
A simple rule of thumb
Comms companies. They are all as bad as each other.
Re: I'd like the public transport to be viable replacement to cars ...
Maybe not in that there London, but Leeds is the largest city in Europe with no mass transport. This is potentially viable here.
Deleting that Archive LUN for you
This is how SkyNet started isn't it....