* Posts by tony2heads

1344 publicly visible posts • joined 1 Apr 2010

DNA-bothering eggheads brew beer you were literally born to like

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Alien

Hitchikers guide to the galaxy

sounds like the Nutri-matic

Good news, everyone! Two pints a day keep heart problems at bay

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Pint

I believe this has been known for a while

A reading from 1 Timothy 5 verse 23:

"Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach’s sake and thy frequent infirmities."

Microsoft loves Linux so much, its OneDrive web app runs like a dog on Windows OS rivals

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Linux

For those who want to know

Here is a simple How to

TRAPPIST-1's planets are quiet. Quiet as the grave, in fact

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Re: Ahah! Not so fast Mr Scientist

Yes indeed, I can think of several fools who "know" that climate change is a conspiracy.

That 'Trump lawyers threaten teen over kitten website' yarn is Fakey Fakey McFake Fakeface

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@Oengus

but how will my wife play bridge online?

By the way:

has anyone thought of setting up a website selling TRUMPery TRUMPets from TRUMPington?

Softcat purrs as customers buy early to dodge Microsoft hikes

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@AC

I have heard of people resurrecting old dumped computers with some versions of linux

Google borks its Drive Windows app – after pushing out unfinished buggy version to public

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Re: What to use?

https://github.com/Grive/grive

This easy one cloud trick is in DANGER. Why?

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Re: layer 4...

Thankss for the tip

Road accident nuisance callers fined £270,000 for being absolute sh*tbags

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Scumbag corporation

I suggested that EL Reg institute a prize every year for outstanding scumabaggery ; These guys should be in there with a real chance.

Suggested prizes:

- Scumbag Steve hat.

- sieve for leakiest website

- tin of insecticide spray for buggiest software

- piece of string for insecurity in software. However, if Adobe is the winner, I believe straw would be more appropriate for strengthening mud-based constructions.

Mars orbiter FLOORS IT to avoid hitting MOON

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Re: CAPS LOCK

@smudge

Welcome Mr Apollo

Uber: Please don't give our London drivers English tests. You can work out the reason why

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Re: Please do this TfL. @MyffyW

If any taxi driver addressed me as 'darling' or 'princess' I would be out of the cab instantly, as his eyesight would have to be failing.

I have never heard ANYONE addressed as 'treacle'.

Oh happy day! Linus Torvalds has given the world Linux 4.10

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Re: Missing icon for "you should be sooo glad this is a text rather than audio medium"

Cue the Edwin Hawkins Singers in ecstatic chorus

Baby supernova spotted, just three hours old and a real cutie

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Mushroom

Re: The watched star...

I think that Eta Carinae will blow up before Betelgeuse.

Icon: supernova!!

Nul points for Ukraine's Eurovision ticket site fail

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WTF?

This MUST be fake news

The very idea that somebody would pay to go to the Eurovision song contest!

Talk of tech innovation is bullsh*t. Shut up and get the work done – says Linus Torvalds

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Coat

Re: Or, in the vernacular ...

You always get the highest score for No Trumps

Japanese team unveils terahertz band 100 Gbps wireless tech

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Boffin

Re: Naive question

There is a very strong water absorption line just above 300GHz, so I a sceptical about its use anywhere foggy.

Vizio coughs up $2.2m after its smart TVs spied on millions of families

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Re: Becoming "standard practice"

I thought that it was 'Arnaud Amalric'

See wikipedia

US government agency pops 16 years of solar weather data online

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Joke

Space weather

Everyone knows that's a Chinese Communist myth!!!

Why don't you all just f-f-f-fade away, Kaspersky asks generation SocMed

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Joke

Who needs it?

Here's how the missile-free Royal Navy can sink enemy ships after 2018

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Re: lack of stealth ?!

Hannah Reitsch

BTW my father-in-law was Telegraphist Air Gunner in Swordfishes. They were trying to avoid a German fighter which was MUCH faster, so the pilot took them down to street level in a Norwegian town where they could turn through side streets, but their pursuer could not as he would stall at that speed.

I have heard that the Swordfish's stall speed was about 50mph

Would love to hear from any Norwegians to confirm the tale.

AI vuln-hunter bots have seen things you people wouldn't believe

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formally verified microkernel and verified communications software

When we we see these on consumer systems?

Super-cool sysadmin fixes PCs with gravity, or his fists

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Alert

Percussive maintenance

is a skill every tech guy should have

Icon: isn't that a baseball bat?

LG's $1,300 5K monitor foiled by Wi-Fi: Screens go blank near hotspots

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Boffin

Re: YMMV

The problem maybe caused by something that is not supposed to be there, like some harmonic or intermodulation product in the RF signal.

Solaris continuous upgrades have already begun, says Oracle

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Picture is the wrong way round

Clearly it should be rotated by 90 deg clockwise.

Make America, wait, what again? US Army may need foreign weapons to keep up

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Re: Military-industrial 101

Don't forget the Poles, who did the earliest work on cracking Enigma (before they were invaded)

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Translations

'Fuchs' in German means 'Fox' in English

Cisco's WebEx Chrome plugin will execute evil code, install malware via secret 'magic URL'

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Re: An Adobe Wannbe?

Crap movies have The Razzies

Why not have an award for appealingly buggy software?

I suggest that El Reg is the right place to host it; what do you think?

Suggested topics could include:

Most Insecure software

Phone producers with the most bloatware

Corporation with most leaks

Corporation with most spyware

Website with crappiest interface

Website with most offensive/in-your-face adware

Revealed: How Nvidia's 'backseat driver' AI learned to read lips

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Re: Old news

I have the opposite phenomenon; they seem to be driven by non-artificial stupidity.

Tech moguls dominate Oxfam's rich people Hateful 8

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Re: Hands up if you've got debts

There are loads of people in first world countries with negative wealth, like students with massive loans to repay, people stuck with negative-equity houses....

The truly poorest are usually the ones without enough income to get a loan.

Father of Android II: A Hardware Comeback

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FAIL

connector

Not ANOTHER proprietary connector !!!

Oh ALIS, don't keep us waiting: F-35 jet's software 'delayed'

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Vista

We're going to die!

Crumbs. Exceedingly good cakes, meat dressing price hike in wake of the Brexit

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Pirate

Have a Brexit

Your new diet alternative to full-fat EU!

Icon: this guy has been eating only Brexit foods!

Microsoft's Blue Screen of Death dead in latest Windows 10 preview

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@AMBxx

Bile green would be best (to represent the anger of the user)

Stop us if you've heard this one before: Seamen spread over California

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Re: Hrm...

zerg swarm

Google caps punch-yourself-in-the-face malicious charger hack

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To quote Douglas Adams

"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri."

Forget aircraft – now cretins are laser-blinding ferry boat crewmen

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Filters

Lasers are inherently narrow band so I suggest that all cockpits (and bridges on ferries) should be fitted with filters to remove the green laser lights.

If that is too expensive, give the pilots googles with filters.

British military laser death ray cannon contract still awarded, MoD confirms

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Re: operational in all weather

This might work but the power dissipated to get through a blanket of fog would be enormous ( backscatter, absorption) particularly if aiming at something low to the ground.

Persistent ad and dialler trojans found on 28 Android phones

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Re: So. And now...

ALWAYS root.

Most firms don't care about your android device once they have your money, so the only way to keep it safe is to root.

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Re: Actual question

I have used Malwarebytes on android. It found 2 malware apps which I removed; since then the system works OK.

Give us encrypted camera storage, please – filmmakers, journos

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@ Gene Cash

Then the system should be that the journo DOES NOT HOLD the key.

The encryption should be public-key with the decrypt key in head office.

Who killed Pebble? Easy: The vulture capitalists

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Re: Fancy that

There are also workplaces that will not ALLOW mobile phones in, but have nor problem with watches.

For God's sake, stop trying to make Microsoft Bob a thing. It's over

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Coat

Re: @Chris G. - "Exciting new experiences"

The excited part could cause great embarrassment depending on where you are.

Coat ; its the dirty raincoat

Take that, creationists: Boffins witness birth of new species in the lab

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Re: Meh...

Whether viruses are alive or not is still a moot point. See the Kahn Academy take on this.

UK cops spot webcam 'sextortion' plots: How vics can hit stop

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Joke

Re: Why

The population is usually irrational and complex - never integer and (when Boolean) TRUE

Elon Musk wants to launch 4,000 satellites and smother globe with net connectivity

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Boffin

4000 satellites in a similar orbit

Kessler syndrome on the way....

Leaked paper suggests EM Drive tested by NASA actually works

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Boffin

Photons do have momentum

momentum= (Planck constant) / (wavelength)

If so if this is the mechanism then laser diodes would be better.

Any questions? No, not you again at the back, please God no

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Re: Fear of flying

I LIKE the takeoff and landing - they are the good bits.

What I hate is being stuck in a seat designed for anorexic hobbits; being unable to afford (or get the boss to pay for) business class, I am stuck in immediate danger of deep vein thrombosis.

Joomla! readies patch for core vulnerability so critical it isn't talking

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Alert

Re: Damn ..

The exclamation mark is a warning (like on road signs) anyone using this should beware. See icon

'Please label things so I can tell the difference between a mouse and a microphone'

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Re: When we get to the stage where we have to label everything...

Don't you mean 'Cheese-eating surrender mammal'?

Robots blamed for wiping 10 per cent off the value of sterling

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@Alan Brown

Lands clearance suggests that you have an alternative use for it (in the clearances in Scotland it was sheep).

What could one use Sunderland for? Wind farms?