* Posts by tony2heads

1344 publicly visible posts • joined 1 Apr 2010

'Trust no one' is good enough for the X Files but not for software devs: How do you use third-party libs and stay secure, experts mull on stage

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Unless

you write the OS, compilers and libraries you have to trust someone.

It is easiest to check if the codebase is open to inspection.

Beer necessities: US chap registers bevvy as emotional support animal so he can booze on public transport

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Emotional support

Mine is the Famous Grouse, but I might lean on a Monkey Shoulder

Two billion years ago, snowball Earth was defrosted in huge asteroid crash – and it's been downhill ever since

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Mushroom

Idea

Drop a comet on Mars to warm it up

Hospital hacker spared prison after plod find almost 9,000 cardiac images at his home

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WTF?

Baffling

Why would anyone want 9000 cardiac images?

Over a thousand electronic gizmos went missing from London councils last year

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Drowned phones

Didn't they watch the IT crowd

Load of Big Green for Microsoft: Lloyds Banking Group inks company-wide Managed Desktop deal

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Re: Spot on

I do online banking, but from time to time need a real branch to fix various screw-ups.

My wife recently opened a bank account (at a different bank) and had far more screw-ups in a month than I have had in 10 years, because the staff did not know (or could not explain) their own products.

What was Boeing through their heads? Emails show staff wouldn't put their families on a 737 Max over safety fears

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Re: You've got the wrong solution

Send management up in the planes for 10 short flights, perhaps to the airports where the cockpit displays freeze

When the retrofit is done this should be easy as they have many lying around

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Re: senescence

At that point they should be put down, with the entire company closed. Try selling your share options then.

Blame of thrones: Those viral vids of PC monitors going blank when people stand up? Static electricity from chairs

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Devil

names of co-workers

start with Darth maybe?

Is there alien life on Earth? Maybe, says Brit 'naut. Well, where did they come from? How about this far-away cluster. Or this 'Godzilla' galaxy...

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Alien

Alien life on earth

I have always suspected the octopus family:

- 3 hearts

- blue blood

- mini-brains in legs

- can see polarization in light

Stack Overflow makes peace with ousted moderator, wants to start New Year with 2020 vision on codes of conduct

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Alien

Re: They

I suggest '?he$' to cover he or she.

Or one could use other identifiers.

Junior minister says gov.UK considering facial recognition to verify age of p0rn-watchers

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Alert

'Uncork the Gauke.'

sounds to me a lot like 'release the kraken'

Conspiracy loons claim victory in Brighton and Hove as council rejects plans to build 5G masts

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Re: Go Brighton go!!

Yes! - make it the steampunk centre of England!

Service call centres to become wasteland and tumbleweed by 2024

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Re: I'm calling you from Microsoft

because Microsoft do not call you.

Charmin'. Garmin admits customers' full credit card data nicked from South African web store

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WTF?

WHY do they store the CVV

Surely totally unnecessary

And how come it was not encrypted?

Everyone remembers their first time: ESA satellite dodges 'mega constellation'

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Kessler effect coming soon

anyone seen the movie Gravity

I just love your accent – please, have a new password

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doesn't reflect light

vantablack is close

My god, it's full of tsars: A gun-toting Russian humanoid robot is on its way to the International Space Station

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Re: You sure that robot is Russian

Have you seen the FPSRussia youtube channel!!

( I know he isn't really Russian BTW)

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Microsoft Notepad: If it ain't broke, shove it in the Store, then break it?

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Gimp

Re: Leave the 'pads alone

For complex or fancy use LaTex

Image; sorry - wrong latex

Off somewhere nice on holibobs? Not if you're flying British Airways: IT 'systems issue' smacks UK airports once again

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Re: Anyone notice........

open but (if run by BA) will have nothing you can drink

We don't mean to poo-poo this, but... The Internet of S**t has literally arrived thanks to Pampers smart diapers

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Pint

Re: Push Notifications?

According to my mum I was hooked on the stuff and I had to be weaned off it slowly (born 1957)

Beer - hah! a lot of lagers are puny stuff

2019 set to be the worst year yet for smartphone market as lack of worthy upgrades dents demand

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Re: 5G around the corner and nothing very compelling to upgrade to.

Most recent phone (Samsung J400F) "must have" points:

- removable battery which I don't need to charge every day (once every 2-3 days depending on usage)

- dual SIM (I move around a bit)

- 4G

- buy outright ( I don't want to pay for a contract when out of the country)

- enough memory (32GB version)

-replaceable micro-SD (I have had those fail in the past) but it is much quicker to backup directly from SD to another device than any other way.

Chrome on, baby, don't fear The Reaper: Plugin sends CPU-hogging browser processes to hell where they belong

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Ancient history

Worked in the Netherlands on a VAX environment where someone wrote a program called 'Magere Hein' (local nickname for the Grim Reaper) which killed of processes that seemed to nothing for long periods of time. Exceptions could be made, but you had to justify them

It forced you to save your stuff.

Boris Johnson's promise of full fibre in the UK by 2025 is pie in the sky

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Re: fiber schmiber

I always tell my family that 'up-to' means 'certainly no more than'

Oh look. Vodafone has extended its ultrafast 5G network to deliver... Wi-Fi?

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Re: Has anyone actually checked this?

HMS Belfast?

Loose tongues and oily seamen: Lost in machine translation yet again

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You have encapsulated my world view

'I have the opposite problem: the outside world to me is a foreign country filled with weird people saying and doing weird things that defy explanation or logical purpose"

So much of what passes for popular culture and politics are covered by that short comment.

Investor fires shot at 'sinking ship' Google in battle over privacy-menacing Google+ bug

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Google+

I am surprised that half a million used it.

Russian Jesus gives up food to meditate on how he can improve crypto messenger Telegram

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Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

Did not eat when he had some serious thinking to do

Neptune-sized oddball baffles astroboffins: It has a good atmosphere despite star-lashing

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Alien

I wonder what the atmosphere is

maybe sodium and magnesium?

In the living room, can Google Home hear you SCREAM? Well, that's what you'll need to do

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Megaphone

Scream

Like a sergeant major or marine drill sergeant?

Icon: what the rest of us will need

Uncle Sam to blow millions on mind-control weapon tech that can be fitted without surgery

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Stop

Mood control

Maybe bring on the 'red mist' rage or the berzerker blood-lust.

Please no

Oh 4G, I'm speechless: EE network outage smacks rare breed of customer that talks into their mobile phone

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Coming to UK soon and will need a prepaid SIM

From readers: Which is the least bad network ?

Ahem, ahem... AI engine said to be good as human docs at spotting lung cancer developing

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Re: Not a big fan of AI

'The CNN model outperformed six radiologists in clinical settings. '

ONLY SIX !

Boeing admits 737 Max sims didn't accurately reproduce what flying without MCAS was like

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Re: ...

maybe "omnishambles"

Dedicated techie risks life and limb to locate office conference phone hiding under newspaper

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Wine? No, posh noshery in high spirits despite giving away £4,500 bottle of Bordeaux

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Re: Wine writers have an overactive imagination

I would be happy with the 'immense richness'

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or in this case - wine

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Re: Wine is wine

"detracts from the essence of Bordeaux and could actually be a very fine Napa wine."

This says it all, as many new-world wines are every bit as good as (and in some cases better) than the French ones, but don't have the same 'cachet' any nobody would dream of paying wildly inflated prices for them.

Want a good Android smartphone without the $1,000+ price tag? Then buy Google's Pixel 3a

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Re: Cloud Storage

My preference for listening to audio is a Bluetooth headset with noise cancellation.

Astronomer slams sexists trying to tear down black hole researcher's rep

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Re: Heroes and heroines

Observations at 1mm wavelength can have problems with the troposphere, so you want to build your radio telescope at high enough altitude to reduce the effects (preferably more than 2km above sea level)

Mount Asgard might be a good place for the Canadians to build one as it has

1) a cool name (VITAL!)

2) a flat top for construction

Apple disables iPad for 48 years after toddler runs amok

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Alien

Re: Elder Signs

You might just awaken an Ancient One...

Xiaomi's Mi-too attempt at a pholdable: Not one, but TWO creases of fail

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Coat

folding away

next step will be a hexaflexagon phone.

Coat: it's the reversible one.

'It's full of beer!' Miracle fridge reveals itself to pals tuckered out from cleaning flooded cabin

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Alien

upgrade from stars

did the fridge have dimensions in the ratio 1:4:9 and give rise to a magnetic anomaly?

Yes! Pack your bags! Blossoming planetary system strikingly similar to ours found by boffins

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Re: If you leave now,

Just remember to check you deep hibernation pods are working properly before you go, and don't use a HAL 9000 computer to keep the ship on course.

Science says death metal fans delightful and intelligent people, great at dinner parties

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Re: Not surprising

Which operas?

Maybe Don Giovanni where the dead (in the form of a statue) come to life and the anti-hero gets dragged off to hell by demons.

I also remember that some bands use the Dance of the Knights (alias Montagues and Capulets) from Prokofiev's opera Romeo and Juliet as walk-on music, so this metal+opera link seems real.

Burn an offering and backup your system cuz Windows 10 19H1 might actually arrive for spring

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new name for browser

how about Chromer

No guns or lockpicks needed to nick modern cars if they're fitted with hackable 'smart' alarms

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Coat

Re: "Your security is in the cloud."

As a colleague's t-shirt says:

There is no cloud, it's just somebody else's computer

coat: it's the one with the KEY in the pocket

Cops told live facial recog needs oversight, rigorous trial design, protections against bias

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Re: Curated images

Constable Savage was clearly ahead of his times

Don't mean to alarm you, but Boeing has built an unmanned fighter jet called 'Loyal Wingman'

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Re: So are we starting a pool?

"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that"