* Posts by tony2heads

1344 publicly visible posts • joined 1 Apr 2010

Oracle Java 'no longer the greatest risk' to US Windows PC users

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Re: Why don't people update?

Number 2) - inconvenience is the big one for me.

I remember having to give a presentation once with a Windows system and it insisted on a huge update while I was doing the intro.

After that I used a Mac or Linux box. Do the bloody updates when I say so, without umpteen reboots

Mutant space germs threaten International Space Station

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Pirate

Swab the decks

ye earth lubbers

Brit boffins build 'tractor beam' out of sound

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Holographic?

Surely this is a phased array giving a localized dip in air pressure with strong peaks around it to hold beads in place - or have I missed something?

No, seriously, NASA will fly a probe through Saturn's moon plumes

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Coat

@Rich 11

Out there he would be a very cold dog

Volkswagen enlarges emissions scandal probe: 'Millions' more cars may have cheated

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Terminator

Re: Computery science

"millions of lines of code running in an EMS"

Can that really be the case?

If machine learning did this then I think it must be doing much more than working out fuel and air amounts....

Perhaps it really wants to choke us.

Security researchers face wrath of spy agencies

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Trollface

@Destroy All Monsters

'feminal' - a portmanteau word female+criminal?

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WTF?

Encryption???

If it needed to be secure, why wasn't it encrypted? Surely the most basic operation of a spy agency?

Or is it that they don't want us to encrypt and are leading by example.

Anons blow Japanese airports off-course in dolphin cull protest

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Black Helicopters

The dolphins are doing it

They have obviously tapped into the undersea cables, and are hacking from a secret underwater lair.

Binary is their native way of counting (2 flippers) so computing comes naturally to them.

What's that nurse - time for my meds?

Microsoft promises Clang for Windows in November Visual C++ update

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Trollface

Dragon logo

Connotations of greed of resources, uncontrollability, tendency to roast anyone who comes within reach.

Logo: obviously a troll, an equally awkward thing to deal with.

NASA deep space scope serves up EPIC Earth snapshots

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Re: No flags

But what about the secret Nazi base

Goodwin's law strikes again

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Dull moon

Perhaps not so surprising that clouds and water reflect light better that rocks and sand. If you compare the lunar surface with e.g. Australia they are not wildly different in brightness.

Nippy, palaver and cockwomble: Greatest words in English?

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Of nelogisms

Omnishambles

It is so useful in everyday life

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@Hatti

Betake yourself to where the lummoxes aggroup.

Wheels come off parents' plan to dub sprog 'Mini Cooper'

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Re: What about...

Lewisham'ilton

China, for one, welcomes our ROBOT SPACE ANT overlords

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Re: Stupid question...

L2 is behind the moon (orbiting the earth-moon system) so NO.

Amazon Echo: We put Jeff Bezos' always-on microphone-speaker in a Reg family home

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Big Brother

1984

Do I sense a thoughtcrime there, citizen?

Twitter reduces BBC hacks to tears with redundancy notice

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Coat

But from twitter

surely it should have been no more than 140 characters?

Walmart to open-source its cloud-hopping code

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Why the horse?

perhaps a customer who didn't like it

Pawn Storm attack: Flash zero-day exploit hits diplomatic inboxes

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Mushroom

bloody flash again

kill it with fire!

better yet, follow Ripley's advice

Brazilian prisoner nabbed with mobile up rear end

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Joke

Not an iPhone 6?

clearly no fanbois in prison.

You can hack a PC just by looking at it, say 3M and HP

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New mystery Windows-smashing RAT found in corporate network

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"moker"

means "hammer" in dutch (usually a sledge hammer). I think this malware is a bit too subtle for the name.

Microsoft updates Band semi-smartwatch for fitness fanatics

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barometer

If the device is sufficiently waterproof could you use it for diving?

Terror in the Chernobyl dead zone: Life - of a wild kind - burgeons

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Windows

Re: life span

If you are already in your sixties you only have a few decades left; hence it could be a place that oldies could visit.

Icon- ideal visitor

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Re: Radiation is safe for wildlife...

See Albert Stevens who survived for 20 years after being injected with Plutonium in his 50s

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Re: Radiation is safe for wildlife...

"That begs the question, could humans have continued to live there without any problems?"

Probably if you are already an adult and not planning to have children around. The uptake of the radionuclei depends on growth rate, so if you are no longer growing it probably is not a big deal. Also if you stick to fruit and veg, and stay away from the top end of the food chain (where they get concentrated) you should also be fairly safe.

I remember a discussion with a nuclear engineer who said that dosage rates should depend on the individual.

Australian boffins say Quantum Pentiums are on the horizon

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Re: So a quantum breakthrough

Yes, and I am in two minds about this.

Alleged $32m Gemcoin crypto-bucks scam busted by Feds

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San Fran can slide

Where can it slide to? Presumably to beneath the pacific

It's BACK – Stagefright 2.0: Zillions of Android gadgets can be hijacked by MP3s, movie files

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ChompSMS

claims to work around it

THESE ARE THE VOYAGES of the space probe Discovery

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Joke

DAVINCI

who is writing the CODE for that one; Dan Brown?

Roku 4 specs leak: Yes, it's got 4K streaming and a games controller

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Joke

Will it spy on me

can't be a really top end home entertainment device without recording every word I say and relaying it to foreign corporations.

Lies from VW: 'Our staff acted criminally but board didn't know'

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Re: no honour in the top knobs club

Italian captains don't go down with their ship (like Captain Schettino of Costa Concordia fame) , they 'fall' into a lifeboat - but at least they get a prison sentence for it.

This sort of level of cheating on environmental tests deserve prison.

Overheating iPhone 6S+ BLINDED my cam, cries flashgate fanboy

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Joke

New kickstarter idea!

The iPocket, with built-in fan or optional Peltier cooling system (an towing trolley for the car battery to run the Peltier system)

NEW ERA for HUMANITY? NASA says something 'major' FOUND ON MARS

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Not rocks, socks

They might have found the other end of the wormhole where all my socks go to or come from.

I put pairs into the washing machine and I always end up with either an odd sock or two dissimilar socks.

So how do Google's super-smart security folk protect their data?

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Happy

sensitive data

I have a password gorilla look after it

US military personnel investigated for splashing $96,576 on strippers

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Expenses

Strippers: "A de-briefing exercise, General"

Casinos: "Examining Game Theory sir"

Blighty's Bloodhound 1,000mph rocket car unveiled ahead of record attempt

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Happy

Re: All very well, but . . .

Can't really say, as the rocket engines burnt the test equipment.

Robber loses heist case after 'evil twin' defence, gets 60 years

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No evil twin

It's a shape-shifting X-man (woman) like Mystique

Email reply-all cat-nado drenches Cisco inboxes with pics, memes

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Re: Sometimes your purpose is to be a warning to others

hmm, Is it 'a slither of lawyers' - I thought the collective noun was 'a greed of lawyers'

but 'slither' is better

SAP CEO McDermott loses AN EYE, almost his life in horror plunge

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Happy

Re: "It’s important to stand up after you’ve fallen down"

I think Chumbawamba stated it better.

UK terror law probe stresses 'safeguards' amid MI5 plot claims

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Re: The five biggest wastes of tax money (In no particular order)

Paranoid , but only as long as they are paid to be.

Anyway I think that looking at it historically, most of the time mentally ill people have been in charge of countries.

Oracle: Over here, look over here! At the cloud! No, not at our glum licensing numbers

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Joke

Mark Hurd?

Surely that's Steve Carrell playing at being an executive

Homeland Insecurity: OIG audit identifies numerous deficiencies

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Facepalm

A structured query language injection vulnerability at ICE

like the Bobby Tables exploit?

Murder suspect alert? Nah: Scammers fling cop-style malware

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Re: Numpties

Is the Precrime division now active?

3D printer blueprints for TSA luggage-unlocking master keys leak online

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Tie Wrap

forget about a lock, use a brightly coloured tie wrap. At least then you can see that your luggage was tampered with.

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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Devil

Serpent:

No, Eve, it was an apple you were supposed to eat.

Plods waste millions keeping their arses covered and ears open

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Re: What's the story?

maybe Derbyshire cops have waistlines 1/3 of City of London cops

Cuffed Texan woman holsters loaded gun IN VAGINA

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Re: If it was fully loaded ...

about 170g

Hacker mag 2600 laughs off Getty Images inkspots copyright claim

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Joke

Sharks don't eat lawyers

out of professional courtesy.

Heigh ho, oh no! Politically correct panto dumps Snow White’s dwarfs

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But

"Melanin Challenged and the Seven Persons Of Restricted Growth" doesn't have the same ring does it.