* Posts by veti

4492 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Mar 2010

Privacy campaigner flags concerns about Microsoft's creepy Productivity Score

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Re: Design vs Use

Can't you write a bot to do that stuff? Then get back to the important work of commenting on Web forums.

Considering the colonisation of Mars? Werner Herzog would like a word

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Re: Humans like locusts

"Should" is always such a hard word to define. I'd be interestedto hear why you think this is a moral position, as opposed to just a pragmatic one.

Intel chief pens congratulatory letter to President-elect Biden urging work on immigration and domestic manufacturing

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Presumably his last act in office will be to pardon himself for everything he's ever done, so "federal crimes" are neither here nor there.

Yes, he can do that. Most presidents do it, to pay back various favours, and although they don't normally include themselves on the list there's nothing to prevent it.

When even a power-cycle fandango cannot save your Windows desktop

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Re: a perfectly understandable error

How about a button that takes a screenshot? We could call it something like "print screen".

Billionaire's Pagani Pa-gone-i after teen son takes hypercar out for a drive, trashes it

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Re: Ask any actuary

A few years after the EU ruling (in 2012), a UK study found that the gap between premiums charged to men and women had actually widened.

The reason was that insurers were now asking a lot more relevant questions, about your occupation, history and habits, your car, its keeping, maintenance and modifications - and the answers to those questions were skewing premiums much more towards men than the old gender question. And this is perfectly kosher because it's not discrimination.

Turns out, the "men have more accidents" factoid is just lazy statistics. It's true, but only in the same way as "drivers have more accidents" - if you correct for all the compounding factors, the difference all but disappears.

Shocking revelations from Huawei-commissioned report: Huawei is good for the UK's economy so don't ban them

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Re: The politics of commerce.

If I believed it hard anything to do with that, I'd be happier about the boycott.

But we all know, that is at best a retroactive justification. The real reason being Trump's tantrum, which Biden isn't going to reverse because there's no constituency for it in the US.

BRICS bloc – home to 40 percent of humanity – wants to drive global e-commerce consumer protection rules

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Re: "customer protection" and "China"?

My first thought was that this is aimed at curtailing the spread of Amazon, and possibly also Uber. If countries can be persuaded to set rules that sabotage the business models of those companies, that will create space for rivals.

No, the creator of cURL didn't morph into Elon Musk and give away Bitcoins. But his hijacked Twitter page tried to

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Re: Pointless

You could say the same of the Web.

Twitter is no worse than any other forum. Anything that sticks around long enough, and attracts attention, gets abused sometimes.

That's what scumbags do: they study the environment and find its weaknesses.

International infosec rules delivered to make nations and non-state actors behave themselves online

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"Commission"?

That's all very well, but who exactly are these people? They call themselves a "Commission" - who commissioned them, specifically? Who is going to champion these standards?

New lawsuit: Why do Android phones mysteriously exchange 260MB a month with Google via cellular data when they're not even in use?

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Re: Just as I was thinking of getting a 250Mb/month* data plan...

Since we're trading anecdotes, my phone has used a hair-raising 5.7 Mb of cellular data this month on "system apps and services", of which by far the largest part (4 Mb) is "Google play services". And I pay $10 a month for 100 minutes of domestic calling, unlimited texts and 250 Mb of data.

Former Microsoft tester sent down for 9 years after $10m gift card fraud

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Re: no safeguards were put in place

My rule is that if you can buy a car and a house with it - and they're not made of Lego - then it's real money. Real enough, anyway.

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Yes, but what is the proportion of Bitcoin transactions that are completely legal and above board?

I would be willing to bet that a much higher proportion of transactions in BTC are dodgy than of those in, say, USD or GBP.

Let's... drawer a veil over why this laser printer would decide to stop working randomly

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Re: Low IQ or low volition?

My last work computer, I'd leave on (hibernating overnight) for weeks on end. What do you think is a reasonable interval between reboots?

Shopping online for Xmas? AI chatbots know whether you want to be naughty or nice

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I had a job interview a few weeks ago, that I think was decided when I asked what system they used for bug tracking and they said "Jira".

I couldn't quite stifle the yelp of dismay in time.

Tech support scammer dialed random number and Australian Police’s cybercrime squad answered

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Re: Were they able to locate the slime?

Propose that, and watch the privacy hawks go thermal...

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Re: “Police recommend that you do not engage with scammers,”

"You say there's a problem with my computer?"

"Is that in my area, then?"

"What, you mean I can just visit a website?"

"Can't do that, the car's in the shop."

"How do I 'click on' things exactly?"

All delivered in a slow drawl and your choice of idiot-yokel accent. See what you can get away with before they twig.

Criticalstudies.org sounds pretty important, right? Wrong: USA says it’s an Iranian fake news front

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Re: Disinformation?

I know this isn't going to be a popular opinion, but there's really nothing wrong with Fox News except its editorial stance.

Fox's opinion spewers, of whom there are way too many, include some of the most awful human beings in media anywhere, and that's against some very strong competition. But its news programs are fine. The hard part is keeping the two separate, but Fox isn't alone in having that problem - every news publisher has been struggling with that, ever since some wanker-who-deserves-a-very-special-place-in-Hell coined the phrase "24 hour news".

Don't take my word for it. Check out fivethirtyeight.com, which rates Fox among the most reliable and unbiased publishers of polls. Or the number of times just in the past 48 hours when Trump has lambasted them for not supporting his bullshit - and no, that's not "new" since the election, that's been going on for years now.

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Re: Disinformation?

It's a matter of labelling. You look at Trump's Twitter feed, you know what you're going to get. You look at a site called "criticalstudies.org", you might be expecting something with a bit more - thought.

(Which to be fair, it probably is. Or was.)

BBC makes switch to AWS, serverless for new website architecture, observers grumble about the HTML

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Well, duh.

Letters pages in old media are exactly the same. You can't *stop* the public from writing in, but if you publish the stuff they do write, that helps to keep it civil. And of course you have to decide what to publish and what not to, that's what a responsible publisher does.

And the BBC *is* a responsible publisher, unlike those $EXPLETIVEs at Facebook and Twitter.

As for the Daily Mail - I'd be ashamed to admit that I even knew what their "comments" section looks like.

H2? Oh! New water-splitting technique pushes progress of green hydrogen

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Hydrogen molecules, containing as they do two atoms bonded together, are *much* larger - and hence easier to store - than helium. They're more like oxygen or nitrogen than helium, in that respect.

No, your software ideas aren't copyrightable, US judge tells SAS amid its long-running feud with Brit outfit

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Re: Too confusing

Every company will try to get their case heard by the most sympathetic court in the most favourable jurisdiction. Why would they do anything else?

In this case, it sounds as if the plaintiffs were just sloppy in their preparation. That's not a jurisdiction thing, it's a we've-already-spent-$megabucks-on-this-nonsense thing.

You can't spell 'electronics' without 'elect': The time for online democracy has come

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As you say, it sounds easy. Yet it almost never happens. Every study, including Trump's own commission on the subject, shows that.

Sure, you can steal your neighbour's vote. Then the neighbour tries to vote and is rejected. What happens then? Does the neighbour go home and forget it?

Probably not. More likely, they make a complaint. The complaint goes to the police. CCTV footage is checked. You are caught. Now you've committed a serious crime, with serious penalties, for the sake of getting *one* extra vote.

It's like robbing a bank and walking off with $11.45. Who exactly thinks that would be worth the risk?

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Re: Bought votes?

Yep, after the event you can sometimes make that sort of calculation. (Although even then it's usually wrong, frankly.) The trick would be, to make it before the election.

Trump's official campaign website vandalized by hackers who 'had enough of the President's fake news'

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Re: A sign of the times

Yeah, he says that. Why do you believe him?

To take a stand like that would require real, personal courage. That's not something I credit him with, but maybe you have a better opinion of him than I do.

The reason for the posturing is to suppress the vote, by making Dems uncertain and nervous of what might follow. It's all talk, all of a piece.

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Re: A sign of the times

You mean like in Colorado Springs, November 2015? Columbus, OH, March 2016? St Louis, MO, 2019? Escondido. CA, March 2019? Pittsburg, PA, October 2018?

And that's just in the USA.

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Re: A sign of the times

Just because judges were nominated by Trump, doesn't mean they'll automatically vote for him. Gorsuch has already shown signs of independence, and there's no reason to suppose the others will be more loyal. There's no reason why they would be - they're beyond his touch now, he can neither fire nor reward them any more.

If Trump tries to defy the election result, he'll be frogmarched out of the building by the secret service. I imagine that would be quite a popular video on YouTube. He knows this.

Of course some of his supporters may not give up easily, but without his support there's not much he can do. And if he overtly supports armed rebellion, he'll be arrested and charged with treason. He knows this, too.

Brit accused of spying on 772 people via webcam CCTV software tells court he'd end his life if extradited to US

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Re: Team America: World Police

Get real. Even if Biden wins, his first official executive decision isn't going to involve handing an American citizen over to placate the British press.

Heck, I don't even think he should. I know the British press, I used to be a (peripheral) part of it. If they're clamouring for blood, it would be a travesty to give their victim to the British courts.

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Re: Team America: World Police

The Americans are the ones who spotted the crime and applied for extradition. If the UK police had spotted it first, they could have had first crack. Or if some Australian or French or Japanese cop had spotted it, those countries could have applied.

But they didn't, the Americans did, so here we are.

A cautionary tale of virtual floppies and all too real credentials

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Re: I've mentioned it before...

If you've got time to get through all that, it's not a "live" database.

If I tried that at my old job, before I was halfway through making the backup, users would be on the line demanding to know why the system wasn't responding. (Because the table was locked by my transaction.)

Use SELECT * FROM table WHERE condition to identify the data you want. Then draft another SELECT for a test sample to include both some of the records you want to delete, and some of those you don't.

Once you're satisfied with both of those:

BEGIN TRAN

SELECT * INTO backup_table FROM table WHERE condition (backup only the records you want to delete)

DELETE t FROM table t JOIN backup_table bt on t.id_column = bt.id_column (converse of previous step - delete only records that have been backed up)

SELECT * FROM table WHERE test_sample_condition

ROLLBACK

Check the results returned by the test sample, and take a look at the backup_table as well. When you're satisfied with those, change the ROLLBACK to COMMIT and run it for real.

Ho hum: If you're so artificially intelligent, name this song while my videos go viral

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How... what... why...

Yes, of course the recession of 2007-08 was caused by a law passed in 2010. That makes perfect sense. Just like the strong recovery from 2014 onwards was caused by Trump's "tax cuts" law in 2018.

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Re: ..also unrelated

Really? I would never have taken Dabbsy for working class. His anger isn't directed at social injustice or resentment, it's a much more measured form of wrath directed at people who are stupid, and it's really beside the point whether they're toffs or plebs.

The way he curdles the sarcasm just screams "disaffected middle class, probably brought up on PG Wodehouse and Evelyn Waugh".

Palo Alto Networks threatens to sue security startup for comparison review, says it breaks software EULA

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Re: Losing

"When the facts are against you, argue the law. When the law is against you, argue the facts. When both the facts and the law are against you, pound the table and shout."

Sounds like PAN is at option three of that classic formulation.

Iran sent threatening pro-Trump emails to American Democrats, Russia close behind, says US intelligence

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Re: Uhm

Did you think about reading the article at all?

When you tell Chrome to wipe private data about you, it spares two websites from the purge: Google.com, YouTube

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Re: "Bug"

They, of all people, probably have a better idea of our IQs than we do.

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Re: load the exact same URL under IE11 & the site renders just fine

Stop fighting last decade's battles. There is absolutely nothing wrong with IE11.

Can't quite remember the name of the song stuck in your head? Hum it and our AI will take a guess, says Google

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I'm surprised the "name that tune" app has taken so long, honestly. It's so obvious, I've been wanting that since I got my first smartphone.

To stop web giants abusing privacy, they must be prevented from respawning. Ever

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If parents knew how to parent better, we wouldn't be here in the first place. There's no point expecting them all, collectively, to raise their game suddenly. If it could happen, seems likely it would have before now.

So that's no part of a solution, that's just handwringing.

I think the solution is in taxes. Invent an "attention tax", to kick in whenever someone spends more than, say, 10 hours per week on the same site. (Up to 40 hours if the site charges some minimum amount for access, to allow for online education etc.) You'd reverse the incentive to keep eyeballs at all costs.

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Re: I've seen the movie just few days ago

It's not so bad. People, particularly young people, are avoiding Facebook in droves. Without some way to recruit a new generation, they'll be doomed.

Come on, Amazon: If you're going to copy open-source code for a new product, at least credit the creator

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Re: Not following the spirit of the licence?

Anyone who's ever worked for a large company knows how this goes. There'll be a policy in place about checking the legality of the code you "fork", but nothing more than that. And the person who did it will be under strict standing orders not, ever, under any circumstances whatsoever up to and including a zombie apocalypse, to make anything that can be interpreted as a "public statement" on behalf of the company, because that's PR's/marketing's job.

Ergo, to publish a statement on behalf of the company beyond what's strictly required to satisfy a legal requirement? - would be a huge personal risk for them. They'd have to clear the wording with PR, and the legal team, and you just know what sort of priority those people would put on a request like this.

Seriously, would you do it?

LibreOffice rains on OpenOffice's 20th anniversary parade, tells rival project to 'do the right thing' and die

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Re: Grandstanding

Passive aggression is a completely appropriate response to blatant trolling.

Virginia voter registration website falls over hours before deadline. The Russians? No, a broken fiber line

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No Russians required

If you wanted to upset the election, it'd be very inefficient to try to orchestrate this sort of thing. It'd take huge resources, terrific planning, and risk a lot of assets being blown because some old lady happened to look out her window at the right moment.

There's no need for any of that. Cockups will happen without any help from you. If not in Virginia, it might be in Tennessee or Oregon or wherever - doesn't matter. Then you exploit them, by spreading the story and adding a few troll posts on social media. And another handful of people are convinced the fix is in.

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Re: A single fibre into a data centre

Surely you're not suggesting the good taxpayers of Virginia should pay more than the bare minimum for this service?

Morgan Stanley hit with $60m penalty for failing to properly decommission old kit hosting 'wealth management' data

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Re: Rich people's money

"In its majestic equality, the law forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal loaves of bread."

A fine based on the culprit's ability to pay is matching the crime. MS isn't some struggling startup, they've been doing this for generations. What's their excuse, exactly?

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I want to hear the bluegrass Macarena now.

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Re: ISO 9000

ISO9000 is about controlling your procedures. No one ever claimed it could guarantee that those procedures were legally compliant. That's management's job.

The seven deadly sins letting hackers hijack America's govt networks: These unpatched bugs leave systems open

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Re: Microsoft is partly at fault...

There is no plausible level of care from Microsoft that would make it safe for every sysadmin to leave auto update on.

https://xkcd.com/1172/

What's that, Lt Lassie? Three terrorists have fallen down a well? Strap on these AR goggles and we'll find 'em

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I looked up Command Sight

Interesting website they have. Your options are: subscribe, email them, or go away.

Nothing about the company, where it's based, what it does or - most importantly - who its directors or owners are. Not a word about research or career opportunities. No resources for press or anyone else. The only clue as to the company's activities is a stock photo of a dog on the landing page. That's it.

I smell a political donor.

Selling hardware on a pay-per-use or subscription model is a 'lie' created by marketing bods

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Re: Spot on!

Most of those "advantages" are not really advantages to the business. They're advantages to some part or unit of the business that wants to do its own thing without meddling from central management, but not to the business as a whole.

That's why the service model is so popular with vendors: it lets them sell to lower-level managers, because opex budgets are typically much less tightly controlled than capex ones.

Excel Hell: It's not just blame for pandemic pandemonium being spread between the sheets

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They won't understand it.

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Re: Ye Olde English Proverb

They're public servants, which means they're ultimately answerable to politicians. Who are elected by...