* Posts by veti

4492 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Mar 2010

Homo sapiens: Hey you, Neanderthals! Neanderthals: We heard that

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Re: Species or specious?

"They interbred with us" - given that you're talking about your own ancestors, what is the basis for labelling "them" and "us" in this story? Aren't they all "us"?

Retro Microlympics concludes with possible reopening dates for UK computer museums

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Re: for the add!

Okay, but the hyperspace function requires a target. The instructions made no mention of setting that.

As for docking, there's a very brief "loading screen" sort of affair as you complete docking - are you saying that if I tapped "H" during that - whatever it was, about a second I think - I'd have got instant Elite?

And does it only work at Lave, or can you do it anywhere?

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Re: for the add!

Sorry, I must be very slow - what precisely does "hyperspace into the space station" involve?

Splunk junks 'hanging' processes, suggests you don't 'hit' a key: More peaceful words now preferred in docs

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Re: Ebony and Ivory

How did you refer to the white people in your novel?

Most novels I read don't spend much time on the skin tones of their characters. Take Gaiman's Anansi Boys, for instance - I was more than half way through before it occurred to me that most of the characters were black.

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Re: I'm self-created I am

I can't accept anyone using "-person" as a substitute for "-man".

If they were serious, they'd say "-peroffspring".

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Zeros are an Arabic invention, so it's cultural appropriation for us to use them at all. All languages, including binary, should be redefined to use Roman or, if you prefer, Greek numerals. That means, among other things, no zeros.

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I agree. Even though I sympathise with the idea, many of these terms are not reasonable substitutions. And of those that are, it's far from clear that they're improvements.

A slave is not a peer, nor is a master a primary. Built in is not the same as native. Click, enter and tap are three very different things (none of which can safely be substituted for hit). Special characters is already an overloaded term, and using it as a synonym for illegal characters would not help anyone.

If you want to write a style guide, you need to define precisely what each term means and how to choose the correct one in each context. That's something that needs to be done by someone reasonably conversant with the subject matter. I don't think that's happened in this case.

Half a million stolen French medical records, drowned in feeble excuses

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Re: Drink water?

Very common quackery. I'm not sure who came up with "eight glasses of water a day", or what they were trying to sell, but I've never heard of any actual medical basis for it. And yet, online it seems to be accepted as universal truth.

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Re: Hacked and whacked

Been doing that for years, I must have created scores of those databases, ranging from a few hundred "people" to 50,000 or more. They're called test or dev systems.

To the best of my knowledge, no one has raided any of them.

I suspect many companies do this routinely. And I also suspect hackers are aware of this, and have ways to tell the difference.

BOFH: 7 jars of Marmite, a laptop and a good time

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Re: Hypnosis

That statement might charitably be described as an oversimplification.

Think about some of the things you've seen or heard of hypnotised people doing on stage. Do you really think those people are in the habit of doing those things in private?

The wastepaper basket is on the other side of the office – that must be why they put all these slots in the computer

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Re: Whoops mind your head if there is a fire, and dont trip

For bonus points, use a foam-based fire extinguisher. All but guaranteed to be completely unsuitable for any fire you're likely to have in an office environment.

Microsoft says it found 1,000-plus developers' fingerprints on the SolarWinds attack

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Re: Oh those Russians!

The poor processes that created the opportunity have been widely recognised. But that doesn't diminish the interest in knowing who it was that took advantage of it.

"Oh look, I left the door open. No point in looking for the thief, then" - said no one, ever.

Hey, maybe we should all be cat-faced eco-warriors on our daily video chats

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Re: Bitcoin tax

Google "FOMO".

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Re: All we need is ....

If them brainy scientists could do that, they could make a fortune without government help. There's a Nobel waiting for the first useful demo of room-temperature superconductors, for a start.

Web prank horror: Man shot dead while pretending to rob someone at knife-point for a YouTube video

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Re: This is why they should be banned.

Number of homicides using handguns in the USA in 2019: 6368.

Number using blunt objects: 397.

Source. You're welcome.

Choc horror: The UK's Information Commisioner probes its own mammoth £6,248 Hotel Chocolat spend

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If it was a Crimbo bonus for staff, that would be about £12 per employee. Doesn't seem worth getting very excited about.

War on Section 230 begins in earnest as Dem senators look to limit legal immunity for social networks, websites etc

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Re: What, exactly, is 'free speech'

Objectionable? Your mother smells of elderberries! Does that mean you should now be able to discover my true identity?

No, it means when he sends the legal notice to El Reg, they can forward it to you because they know your identity. No reason why you should have to know it, until a court says you should.

https://www.rt.com/op-ed/514633-free-expression-woke-death-democracy/

Could you find a citation that isn't published by a hostile foreign state?

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Re: What, exactly, is 'free speech'

Then the answer is even simpler, because the companies have no power to remove, promote or delete individual comments. All they could do would be to remove the whole platform.

If they can edit at the individual comment or thread level, then they have to do it.

This "platform" nonsense is precisely what S230 lets them get away with. They're having their cake and eating it too - they're policing (and promoting) comments according to whatever rules they feel like, but without accepting responsibility. That's what has to stop.

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Re: What, exactly, is 'free speech'

To me it seems simple. Every company that dabbles in social media needs to ask itself: are we merely providing a platform here, or are we publishing these comments?

If comments are being "promoted" (or the opposite) - regardless of whether this is done by a single big team, or by crowdsourcing, or algorithm - then they are a publisher, and should be prepared to answer as a publisher for what they put out.

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Re: Facebook and Twiter aren't the internet I know and love...

Which specific "many other sites" do you have in mind?

The cesspool that is YouTube? Yep, they can afford it (and they bloody well should). Wikis? Easy to monitor and police, at least until they come under concerted attack. Porn hubs? Already dealing successfully with much more onerous requirements in the name of consent and age verification.

Or are you thinking of the approximately 74,655,587 sites that solicit reader comments on absolutely everything, like Reddit or El Reg? El Reg, as a reminder, is already successfully operating under the tighter limitations of English law - like many of the better candidates in this group.

Or Usenet? Already quite neatly divided into moderated and unmoderated groups, which is the way everyone should have stayed. No problem there.

No, I'm all for ending the madness that is S230 right now.

Microsoft backs Australia’s pay-for-news plan, risks massive blowback over a lousy $3bn and change

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Re: Spite

Google couldn't write good documentation for a Snickers bar.

You'd end up with nine different documents on different servers, with no discernable schema or relationship to anything, least of all each other; no version numbers of any kind; all labelled "BETA", and all with dead links to documents supposed to define meaningless variables such as "MAX_PEANUT_SPAN".

Libre Office? That would be a challenge for anyone to document. The Document Foundation can't do it, and they're responsible for it. To think of Google even talking about it - heck, actually I would like to see that. I'd bring popcorn.

European Commission redacts AstraZeneca vaccine contract – but forgets to wipe the bookmarks tab

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Re: confidentiality clause

There was a theory, which was arguably plausible for a couple of months last year - from approximately mid-March to mid-May - that the detected cases were only the tip of the wossname, and there were actually likely to be 10-20 times as many people running around undiagnosed. Therefore, the overall mortality would be much lower than previously estimated.

This theory started to look untenable roundabout the time New Zealand successfully eliminated its first wave, a feat that wouldn't have been possible if the "undiagnosed reservoir" hypothesis were true. It received further blows from studies (Stockholm's was the first I heard about) to determine what proportion of the population had naturally-generated COVID antibodies in their blood, as a way of estimating how many people had already had the disease.

All these studies, unanimously, have shown that the official reported figures (at least in reasonably well run and resourced countries, like Sweden and the UK) are, if not perfect, then at least pretty good. Certainly not an order of magnitude short.

But you know how it goes - you hear a talking point you want to believe, and you'll be happily repeating it for months if not years afterwards, without ever stopping to check how thoroughly it's been debunked in the meantime.

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Re: Yeah well

Remember, Covid only kills - at worst - less than 2% of its victims. Not enough to seriously thin the herd.

But anti-vaxxers are numerous enough to undermine the attempt to reach herd immunity. They can still screw it up for the rest of us, without paying a significantly worse price themselves.

This isn't over yet.

Robinhood plays Sheriff of Nottingham as it pauses GameStop, AMC, BlackBerry etc stock sales, gets sued

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Re: this time around it was different so it had to be outlawed ?

Who do you imagine these "rich" are?

Sure, the fund managers are well paid - ridiculously so, much of the time - but this very story illustrates why this is. It's an extremely high pressure job. I wouldn't do it, for one.

But they're not betting their own money. They don't just pocket the gains, and they won't sustain much of the loss either. Remember, it's a hedge fund.

The real money involved here - the billions, as opposed to mere millions - belongs, mostly, to banks, pension funds, charities... They're the ones who will be out of pocket from this fiasco.

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Re: Piggly Wiggly

Tesla at least has a business plan that creates the possibility it will grow into those sorts of earnings. Crucially, it also lacks the weight of historical liabilities that crushed GM - the unfunded pension promises, the long history of commitments and favours and expectations that basically every company accrues over time.

I presume it will acquire these, or similar liabilities, as it grows - but as yet it's relatively unencumbered by them.

It's also, of course, brutally defended by Elon Musk, who protects and nurtures the share price with a reality distortion field that rivals that of Steve Jobs in his prime. And who also, I notice, did his bit to pump Gamestop.

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Re: Piggly Wiggly and the Perils of Good Smack and Great Crack

Shorting stock is not collusion. It only requires one party making the decision to take the risk.

And as discussed ad nauseam already, it's a bet. It can be won or lost. This idea that hedge funds have some kind of sorcery that makes them immune to losing such bets is sheer fantasy. They lose them all the time, it's just that they don't like to brag about it when it happens.

(It's true that they do win more than they lose. If they didn't, they'd be out of business. But that is not proof of cheating: it's evidence that, actually, they really are better at this game than Jo Random on Reddit.)

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And they have every right to be angry. But piling good money into a pump and dump scheme is hardly a constructive way to channel that anger.

Let them vote out the politicians who stood against furlough. Let them impose new forms of taxes on Wall Street. Those would be useful and meaningful ways to respond. Throwing good money after bad into a pyramid scheme is not going to do anything except make the poor that much poorer.

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Re: Piggly Wiggly

They don't "know full well" what will happen. Sometimes they win, sometimes they lose.

The stock price at a given moment is supposed to reflect a consensus on what the company is worth. If you think that consensus is wrong, one way or the other, you can place a bet on its changing in your predicted direction. That's what shorting is.

Like any bet, you can lose.

But if the answer was clear cut, so that you could be sure, then the consensus view would already have absorbed it, so the movement you're betting on wouldn't happen. To make money, you need to either have more information or be better at analysing it than most other people.

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Re: Piggly Wiggly

Uh huh. So could you explain, why do you think Gamestop is fundamentally worth as much as IKEA?

That's the bottom line here. What is the company worth? What would you pay for its assets and its business?

There's not the slightest doubt that the answer to that is "way, way less than current valuation." Nobody even tries to argue about that. Which means the current valuation is clearly unrealistic and unsustainable. The key word being "clearly".

And no, that is not "a normal day on Wall St". Collusion to manipulate a stock price is illegal. And for good reason.

UK Cabinet Office spokesman tells House of Lords: We're not being complacent about impact of SolarWinds hack

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OK, then shall we talk about South Korea? Or Japan?

Or, at the other end of the scale, Sweden? (Population density 25.4 per km2, about one-third higher than New Zealand.)

Competent government makes a huge difference in a public health emergency. If you pretend otherwise, you're just providing cover for politicians who, for one reason or another, fucked up royally.

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Once again:

When scientists say things like "we should do this", "we must do that", they are exceeding their remit. Their job is to say "If we do this, then based on the current data and models, the outcome will be this".

Ditto the economists. They too don't get to say what we should do, just what is likely to happen if we do it.

It's the politicians' jobs to look at these outcomes and decide which ones they would prefer to head for. That's what we elect them for.

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Australia and New Zealand say hi.

What happens when the internet realizes the stock market is basically a casino? They go shopping at the Mall

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Re: The Big Short Squeeze

Yeah, that's what happened the last two days.

And that's precisely the trouble for small investors in a scam like this: they never know when to bail. Everyone knows that it's going to be necessary sooner or later, but nobody wants to sell too early because greed. And by the time they realise they've missed the boat - they've missed the boat.

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There are no colluders. That would require mutual trust. I doubt that exists in this case.

There's just a race to sell, while trying to cover your tracks by pretending you're still holding.

Decade-old bug in Linux world's sudo can be abused by any logged-in user to gain root privileges

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Re: "has been hiding in plain sight for nearly 10 years"

Meh, they know nothing lasts forever. I'll bet there's a few more where that came from.

Google, Microsoft pitch in some spare change to keep Mozilla's Web Docs online bible alive

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Niche skill

For almost ten years, I was employed by a software company specifically so that none of the developers would have to write user docs. Just me.

Which was fine when there were only a dozen of them, but by the time I left it had grown to over 50 developers, and I had only the haziest idea what most of them were doing.

Microsoft's documentation is, of course, unspeakably awful and completely impossible to navigate. Google's is, if anything, even worse. I'm glad they both recognise the value of having someone who actually gives a fuck, but I'd be gladder if they extended the scope to cover both those companies' range of products.

BOFH: Are you a druid? Legally, you have to tell me if you're a druid

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Re: Oh dear

Yeah, this is what makes the whole story a little far fetched..

That the boss would be stupid enough to ask - OK, there's no bottom limit to that. But the BOFH virtually prompting him to back out? And the boss ignoring the cue? A bit much to swallow.

Judge denies Parler an injunction to force AWS to host the antisocial network for internet outcasts

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Re: Hey, stop insulting Neanderthals!

Yeah, that whole idea is just Cro-Magnon propaganda.

Neanderthals failed (to survive as a distinct group) because they were simply too big to live in large communities. Which meant that the better organised Cro-Magnon out-built and just expanded clean over them, in much the same way (only more so) as American settlers overran the native peoples who were in their way.

But they could interbreed, and many of them did. So they're not really gone. Just evolved.

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Re: the misbegotten Section 230 gives Amazon the power to censor

I have a better idea than the lazy lawmakers who allowed themselves to be blagged into passing it.

It creates a whole new category of companies, which exists only online, which enjoy all the power of a publisher without the legal liability. And that's what has given us the present rotten state of misinformation.

I have no problem with people posting lies, porn, violent extremism or whatever. That's freedom. It's not always pretty, but it's necessary. The problem comes when an algorithm, owned and run by some company that hides behind a self-assigned designation like "platform", picks up the material and actively feeds it to people who weren't even aware of the originator, because moar clicks.

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Re: Hypocrites

If the victims of such actions want to take their case to court, I for one will be happy to discuss the outcomes with you under those stories. But you don't get to just say that as if we all know what the outcome would be.

Twitter often acts, quickly, to take down material that crosses its lines. Parler made no discernable effort to do so,despite promising that it would. These things make all the difference between "viable business model" and "vanity wankfest".

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Re: Not all countries are founded on socialist beliefs

Where is this "anti-conservatism" you speak of?

Is it anti-conservative to quote the ruling of a judge, now? Is it anti-conservative to believe that your country's long established process for changing its government should be allowed to work? Or that a private company should be allowed to make its own business decisions?

Words are supposed to have meanings. But I guess once you've admitted "alternative facts", it probably becomes a bit hard to remember what "conservative" really is.

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Re: Censorship by Private Companies

Ah, but the content absolutely was their business. Because the misbegotten Section 230 gives Amazon the power to censor, they have no way to resist public and/or political pressure to do so, when it becomes overwhelming.

Freedom of speech has always had limits like this. The first amendment protects the press from the govt, but not from angry mobs.

150,000 lost UK police records looking more like 400,000 as Home Office continues to blame 'human error'

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Re: Always with the backups....

Sure, this is a tricky process, but that's why there should be a prescribed procedure to follow. Nobody should be having to work out this shit in real time.

Bye bye, said Trump admin to Huawei: You give a cheque-ie to our techies, but there's no licence to ply

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Re: Sabotage can come from either side

I assume that will happen at some point. But not as retaliation. If the Chinese had that sort of whip hand over the US, they wouldn't hesitate to use it anyway.

Pandemic? Check. World in peril? Check. CES is on? Check. So of course Bluetooth Smart Masks are now a thing

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Re: Masks work, even cloth ones

Speaking from experience, even the crappiest mask has at least one great virtue: it makes it significantly harder to touch your face, and makes you more conscious when you do it.

Salesforce relieves Republican National Committee of its tools citing 'risk of politically incited violence' across the US

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Re: Picking sides

How about 70 million American voters, does anyone care what they think?

If not, then get ready to do all this again, at least every four years from now on.

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Re: Picking sides

There is only one "version" of the election results. In all his phoned-in phoney "challenges", Trump never got around to articulating what he thought the true numbers were.

However, your underlying point is valid. Just because the RNC decisively lost, does not make it necessary (or prudent, or right) for other organisations to dogpile on them.

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Re: So this is what we're going to have for the next 4 years

Can we please stop using the word terrorist here?

Terrorism is about causing terror. The clue is in the name. While I'm sure some of the people who assaulted the capitol had this in mind, I don't for a minute suppose that most of them were thinking anything so coherent. Because if they were, they would have been a lot scarier. And better coordinated.

Call it insurrection if you want. And yes, Trump is personally guilty of sedition by any reasonable standard. But terrorism it wasn't.

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Re: George R.R. Martin, author of A Clash of Kings

You think disunity started with Trump?

If everyone, but most especially the DNC, had actually been listening to those people before 2016, maybe we'd never have had to put up with Trump.