* Posts by JimmyPage

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UK's MoD is helping itself to cops' fingerprint database 'unlawfully', rules biometrics chief

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damage could be done to public trust in policing ...

What, the Guildford 4, Birmingham 6, Jean Charles de Menezes, Barry George, Colin Stagg, Harry Stanley cases didn't quite do the job ?

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You are never going to rein this in, so a different approach is needed.

Let them do their worst with the data. But ensure that courts only accept legally obtained and processed evidence. And if it turns out a prosecution fails because someone "forgot" the law, the so be it.

I hate to big up the US on this, but they take "the fruit of the poison tree" very seriously.

There's something fundamentally wrong in allowing courts to consider evidence gained illegally. It's the first step in "the end justifies the means".

You're not Boeing to believe this, but... Another deadly 737 Max control bug found

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*A* microprocessor ????

Surely there are 3 - all made by different manufacturers and all running different code with a vote as to what to do so as to eliminate any single faults.

Or was that too costly ?

Fuck knows what this means for self driving cars .....

FedEx fed up playing box cop, sues Uncle Sam to make it stop: 'We do transportation, not law enforcement'

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Fifth Amendment ? Seriously ?

Doesn't the Constitution apply to citizens, not companies ?

What the cell...? Telcos around the world were so severely pwned, they didn't notice the hackers setting up VPN points

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Re: Years ago there was a discussion about this

Yes, I took part in it. And received massive downvotes when I pointed out that even if you wrote the compiler, unless you had designed the bare silicon yourself you still had no guarantee of security.

Then Meltdown and Spectre came along and I had a couple or directors call me in to ask "how did I know" so far in advance (because I'd also written it into a weekly summary I did around 2011). I didn't "know". I just pointed out that there could be all sorts of vulnerabilities in the CPU itself, so there was a limit to how "secure" you could get.

I stand by that.

It's official. You can get FUCT, US Supremes tell scandalized bureaucrats in rude trademark spat

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A bit worrying ...

one justices decision seemed to have fuck all to do with the law, and something to do with their own world view ?

"With the Lanham Act’s scandalous-marks provision, 15 U.S.C. §1052(a), struck down as unconstitutional viewpoint discrimination, the Government will have no statutory basis to refuse (and thus no choice but to begin) registering marks containing the most vulgar, profane, or obscene words and images imaginable."

Boo fucking hoo. Suck it up - it's what the founders intended. If they hadn't, you wouldn't have a first amendment.

What price the Moon? Tips from the past might save the present

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Re: "at least one year in its 100x100km orbit"

Presumably if you can put enough Big Things in the right places, you can create a square orbit a la https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reuleaux_triangle ?

In fact if we are looking for advanced, intelligent life out there, highly artificial orbits of Big Bodies might be a better thing to look for than trying to extract sense from static ?

Samsung reminds rabble to scan smart TVs for viruses – then tries to make them forget

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JUST SELL THE FUCKING SCREEN !!!!!

I hope there are big bucks waiting for the fist manufacturer to twig that a lot of people are happy to buy a dumb screen and plug their smartness into it. Making the smartness independently upgradable from the display.

Funny, but "Smart monitors" never caught on.

My 5 year old LGs "smart" features are never used now. Chromecast does me fine.

Hongmeng, there's no need to feel down: It's patently obvious this is Huawei's homegrown OS

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Re: Will someone please tell Huawei!

Make that 1,000,002 and I'll take one

Please be aliens, please be aliens, please be aliens... Boffins discover mystery mass beneath Moon's biggest crater

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Re: how much would you spend mining the moon when we still have cancer unsolved?

Well if the answer to a cure for cancer is found in the minerals of the moon, you're going to sound pretty silly.

As Prof. Brian Cox noted, people said the exact same about researching the nuclear world. Right up until the MRI scanner was a product of that research.

Simplistic views tend to emerge from simple minds ....

Quick maths refresher: Intel CPU shortages + consumer stock bottleneck = no computer sales growth in EMEA for 2019

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For posterity ...

"The commercial market will experience considerable growth through 2019 as the upcoming end of Windows 7 support will spur major renewal cycles across both public and private sectors," said IDC.

No it won't, says Register commentard JimmyPage.

War is over, if you want it: W3C, WHATWG agree to work towards single spec for HTML and DOM

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Re: Not a joke

"Who is Round, and to what do they object ?"

as Sir Humphry noted on a memo that Hacker had written a posher form of "bollocks" on ....

That's a hell of Huawei to run a business, Chinese giant scolds FedEx after internal files routed via America

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The Dark Game ....

I - for one - would be astounded if those packages were any more than a couple of boxes of blank A4 paper (or whatever would be needed to look juicy and interceptworthy).

Huawei knew they would be "inadvertently" rerouted - or had very good reasons for believing so.

Now the whole world can make up it's mind. I suspect FedEx will quietly be dropped by some customers as a result.

This is all based on what I would do if I thought there was some jiggery pokery going on, and by the fact we know for a fact that intelligence agencies of all countries have pulled stunts like this in the past.

For those of a certain bent, "Operation Mincemeat" relied on the Nazis intercepting a package.

Third time's a charm? SpaceX hopes to launch 60 Starlink broadband sats into orbit tonight

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"steer themselves away"

How ?

Backup your files with CrashPlan! Except this file type. No, not that one either. Try again...

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Just change the filenames ?

Also, who the hell is sending unencrypted data to the cloud. Backup or not.

Remind me to swerve any business using "crashplan" ...

Key to success: Tenants finally get physical keys after suing landlords for fitting Bluetooth smart-lock to front door

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Re: So, what exactly *is* 5g

Very few standards are defined by a single form of technology ...

Just in time for the Wiki-end: Chelsea Manning released from prison

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Re: What ever happened to pleading the Fifth?

With the caveat I'm not a USAian, nor a lawyer, there are circumstances where you can't plead the 5th. Certainly when the prosecution has offered you immunity from your testimony (because then you aren't being a witness against yourself, since you can't be prosecuted).

In that case, refusing to answer is actionable.

Bear in mind there are plenty of jailbirds who did plead the 5th and still got locked up.

Zavvi tells customers: You've won VIP tickets to Champions League final! And you've won tickets, and you've won tickets, and you, and...

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RE: I haven't bought anything from them since 2011.

So a massive GDPR fail too .....

I'll, er, get the tab? It's Internet Edgeplorer as browser pulls up chair to the Chromium table

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Re: At the time of IE6 Web Standards weren't really a thing

So why the fuck did I spend the 90s working on a slew of RFCs ?

Just because people don't know about, or can't be bothered to use standards, doesn't mean they didn't exist.

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Reaping what they sew ...

So theTL;DR bit is that years ago MS bullied its way to be "numero uno" by pissing all over web standards and locking people in to IE (IE6 in particular). And that's what's become the standard enough that no amount of new shiny can dislodge it.

Boo fucking hoo.

Airbnb host thrown in the clink after guest finds hidden camera inside Wi-Fi router

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Isn't this "news" really an advert for the "security researcher" ?

Sorry, but my BS detector hasn't stopped jumping at the amazing coincidence that a top-level perv just happened to let to a top level security expert ...

All of which said, it's a good story to remind all folk to TAKE CARE OUT THERE.

Tractors, not phones, will (maybe) get America a right-to-repair law at this rate: Bernie slams 'truly insane' situation

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Slightly OT, but inspired by some stories here ...

How many people have learned to make minor tweaks to ****ing expensive equipment and reaped the benefit of years of service ?

My favourite "fix" is to immediately use a USB hub on all USB-ported equipment ... saving hundreds if not thousands of insert/eject cycles on the one soldered to the board.

'I do not wish to surrender' Julian Assange tells court over US extradition bid

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RE: The Swedish were offered to visit him at the embassy at any time.

Do fuck off. Enlightened and liberal as Sweden is, tehy don't have a policy of allowing suspects to dictate the terms of engagement.

Sky customers moan: Our broadband hubs are bricking it

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Re: Sky Broadband FAQ

This allows us to provide an online broadband health check, which gives you updates on the speed you're receiving and the devices connected to your Wi-Fi.

Why do they feel the need (or right ?) to know what devices you have on your network.

reason enough for them to fuck off to the far side of fuck and then fuck off some more.

Virgin may suck donkey balls, but even they've not (yet) gone that far. Not that it would do them much good anyway.

I bet the Five-Eyes love> Sky customers ......

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UK ISP rule 1 ...

Just don't use their supplied router. And if it combines router and modem functions (cf. Virgins "super" hub) then either put it into modem mode, or just bolt your own router onto it, and configure that.

For myself, I run my own SSL enabled Pihole DNS server on my network. Dont' really see why anyone needs to know my DNS history. Unless they want to pay for it.

Owner of Smuggler's Inn B&B ordered to put up a sign warning guests not to cross into Canada

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Re: We're gonna build a bigly wall

Which, given the average USAian fitness, wouldn't need to be as tall as the Mexico wall ...

(credit: Katherine Ryan ...)

The peelable, foldable phone has become the great white whale of tech

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Sigh. Rinse and repeat.

Before fripperies like this, manufacturers really need to nail:

1) accessibility and useabilty issues, as their core demographic get older, slower, with poorer eyesight

and

2) battery life, since smartphones are so ingrained in modern life.

all else can wait.

Now, where's my consultancy for telling manufacturers the real deal, not what they want to hear.

High Court confirms the way UK banned GSM gateways was illegal

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Re: Even if it makes it harder to track Criminals and Terrorists:

You can't take away commercial, civil, privacy or other rights just because they are inconvenient to state security organisations. They have to keep the law.

Er, you can if you get the right government ....

Facebook: Yeah, we hoovered up 1.5 million email address books without permission. But it was an accident!

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Re: Err, don't most company T&Cs prevent you ...

To late to edit that and say "email login details"

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Err, don't most company T&Cs prevent you ...

from giving your email address to a 3rd party ?

(I know they do, I have done a LOT of reading on this).

So any user that happily types their password into Facebook loses all protection ? No, it may not be fair, or nice, but the bottom line is NEVER GIVE A THIRD PARTY YOUR LOGIN CREDENTIALS.

(Incidentally, for all the sniffiness about SMS 2FA, accounts so protected would have been safe from Facebooks prying eyes).

Note also this applies to companies that "require" you to give them your Facebook/Twitter/MySpace login details.

Enough about me, why do you hate Kaspersky so much? Revealed: Insp Clouseau-esque bid to smear critics as shills

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Shame they didnt' put so much effort into writing decent software ...

Seems to be the SOP for the 2000s - it's always someone elses fault, they're all out to get you, and £100,000 is much better spent on marketing and aggressive contracts than paying for competent staff and a decent product.

Surprising absolutely no one at all, Samsung's folding-screen phones knackered within days

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"Spazzed" ?

Sorry, is this 1979 or 2019 ?

Google hits brand slam stamping AMP with more crypto glam

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Thank goodness we're seeing proprietary innovation.

All that "standards" nonsense was harming our profits.

Six foot blunder: UK funeral firm fined for fallacious phone calls

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Again, no compensation for victims ?

Then what's the point of the system. Apart from reinforcing the message that the public really, really, really don't count for anything ?

Starz, meet the Streisand Effect. Cable telly giant apologizes for demented DMCA Twitter takedown spree

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Real life aping fiction ...

If the plot of American Gods (2) is to be followed ...

As long as there's fibre somewhere along the line, High Court judge reckons it's fine to flog it as 'fibre' broadband

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Don't panic yet, more clarification needed ...

Maybe I'm an oddball here, but I don't believe a word in adverts or marketing. They can call their service Gerald for all I care.

What I do care about, is a requirement to be honest when answering a direct question upon which I will base my decision to buy (or not).

So the important question for me, is should I ask an ISP if their service is exclusively fibre from my house to the cabinet, and they reply "yes" and I then discover it isn't, that I have grounds to either sue. or leave the contract without penalty.

All else is frippery.

IT meltdown outfit TSB to refund all customers that fall victim to fraud in 'UK banking first'

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How fucking big of them ?

Wow, how gracious of them to pay out of their own pocket (we all know it's the shareholders really) to correct their fuck up.

Is this a new thing now ? Company fucks up - costs customers serious money, but gets to walk away saying "oh well, you win some, you lose some" ???????

How are the big media players not all over this like a rash ?

Ah, yes, They'll fuck up too one day.

Be curious to know what the biggest individual loss due to their fuck up ? At a guess a house sale falling through with a chain ?

It is but 'LTE with new shoes': Industry bod points a judgy finger at the US and Korea's 5G fakery

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Sony, Betamax, and content over tech ..

Betamax lost because while Sony was beefing up the tech, the VHS consortium was busy making exclusive VHS-only deals with the big studios (probably for peanuts, as the studios couldn't see the future of home video).

If you wonder why Sony started buying record companies and studios in the 90s, it was to ensure they had the content for the Next Big Thing. Although given the NBT was DAT and Minidiscs, both of which died a death and I can't remember which one was Sony, the whole affair was a massive ->

Pregnancy and parenting club Bounty fined £400,000 for shady data sharing practices

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And the compensation for victims ?

... so not that serious then.

French internet cops issue terrorist takedown for… Grateful Dead recordings?

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The Greatful Dead

used to set aside special areas at concerts to specifically allow people to tape the show.

RIP Jerry ...

When is a phone not a phone? When it's an Android security key

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Linux ???

Did I miss any mention of it working on a Linux machine ?

London's Metropolitan Police arrest Julian Assange

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Interesting timing ....

A few weeks ago the Attorney Generals plane spent a few days at Luton ... just before the Mueller report.

Given Assange has been linked to Trumps Russia connections and Farage in the UK, he might have a very interesting tale to tell while he's a guest.

Telly production biz films maternity clinic, doesn't tell patients, gets fined £120,000

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Patients compensation ?

For all the fines dished out, it's hard to avoid the impression that the reality it no one gives a shit about the victims here. Or indeed any data breach.

I look forward to a slew of stories proving me wrong.

Centrica: Server fault on Wednesday caused Hive to crash on the Tuesday. Yes, yes, that's what we said

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Re: Why, in the name of all that's holy

No, you're still not selling it to me.

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Why, in the name of all that's holy

does a central heating thermostat in my house need a round trip to anywhere outside my house to turn the ****ing heating on ?

Sorry, who thought this was ever a good idea ?

Given the decreasing quality of almost everything these days, the less I need from any third parties the better.

Oops! Almost a year in and ICO staff haven't been handed a GDPR privacy notice yet

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Why, it's *almost* ...

as if they don't take it seriously.

Brit founder of Windows leaks website BuildFeed, infosec bod spared jail over Microsoft hack

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Re: people caught breaking the law where there are no victims,

When Monty Python joked about "society" being a victim, they weren't.

English common law views "society" as a person - so it can be a victim.

Personally I think that's a load of cobblers as it's just a fig leaf for fascism and a gateway for arbitrary laws - which the UK has plenty of anyway.

Netflix wants to choose its own adventure where Bandersnatch trademark case magically vanishes

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Er, "prior art" goes waaaaaaaaaaaay back ...

In 1979s "The Mighty Micro" (a book I would still recommend to anyone for a single-book overview of computing and society) the much missed Dr. Christopher Evans (died far too young) not only mentions "interactive" textbooks from the 60s where you chose a page depending on your answer, but also predicts that computing developments would make future media truly interactive.

If Netflix Lawyers want to pay my mortgage, then I'm giving El Reg permission to forward my details :)

Let's spin Facebook's Wheel of Misfortune! Clack-clack-clack... clack... You've won '100s of millions of passwords stored in plaintext'

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Sigh, once again (it's about weekly) I ask ...

Why are there no RFCs or IETF specifications for password handling. Starting with they are never stored in plaintext because they're only ever hashed ????

Plus a defined secure recovery process.

Why does every single website feel the need to reinvent the relatively simple job of user authentication ??????

Who pressured WHO to put gaming on a par with drug addiction to help silence political dissent? Oh hi there, China

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Meanwhile ...

"The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community, against his will, is to prevent harm to others. His own good, either physical or moral, is not sufficient warrant..." -John Stuart Mill

Preventing you from having access to <whatever> to protect <other> is how governments keep you in your place.