* Posts by JimmyPage

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Phosphates on Enceladus could mean sub-surface oceans teeming with aliens

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Hmmmm ...

Much as I agree that certain chemical processes are highly indicative of life, I do wonder if our quest for extra terrestrial life is limited by our own ideas of what "life" really is. Since it's impossible to define without quickly making a circle.

Same goes for intelligence.

However all of that can be put aside for a great story of real science. Here's something that makes life a lot nicer -->

Florida man insists he didn't violate the law by keeping Top Secret docs

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Re: the apparent difficulty in amending their constitution.

They managed to amend it to ban alcohol. And reverse it when the right people weren't making money from it.

One of the world's most prominent blockchain apps looks like being binned

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Blockchain, Brexit ... what is it with the letter "B"

for things which are ridiculously overhyped and were never going to work ?

I'll pay £ to anyone who manages to get Farage or one of his dancing bears to go on the record as saying that what we need to solve Brexit is blockchain.

WordPress plugin hole puts '2 million websites' at risk

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2 million ????

I like to apply some critical thinking when numbers are thrown around. I advise everyone to do the same. That way you work out that if politicians or newspapers are to be believed there are 10 paedophiles per bush for them to jump out of in the UK and other such nonsense.

2 million affected sites sounds a lot. I might just believe 2 million installs of Wordpress. But then we have about 8 installs over various dev, staging and test environments.

FCA mulls listing rules after Hauser blames 'Brexit idiocy' for Arm's New York IPO

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What is the only way to take advantage of Brexit ?

Reverse brexit.

The entire Brexit fiasco has been watched keenly the world over. Mainly by people who now know what the 50% of below average intelligence voters can be persuaded to go for.

Child-devouring pothole will never hurt a BMW driver again

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Mineral rights ?

We had a crater in our road for ages. Until I asked if I could buy the mineral rights. Fixed day after.

Brit cops rapped over app that recorded 200k phone calls

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Re: Google decided to force this change on the entire world just to play it safe.

I bet it was more so that Google could monetise the feature at some point.

Vessels claiming to be Chinese warships are messing with passenger planes

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Re: God forbid, if something happens then the world will take notice.

Er, history - eg. MH370 - suggests otherwise.

Germany clocks that ripping out Huawei, ZTE network kit won't be cheap or easy

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I'm getting confused ...

Say the UK does rip out Huawei kit (for example). How does that play when the UK network has to meet another network which does use Huawei ? Surely the carried with the Huawei network is still capable of spilling secrets the UK network is trying to keep safe ?

Tough luck, Brits: Binance suspends UK deposits and withdrawals

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Well certainly putting the "bin" in binance then

I've just asked a few grown ups I know, and no one (a) is affected, or (b) gives a shit.

If you are still imagining that "crypto" is somehow investing in 2023, then perhaps I can direct you to my new venture, "Magic Beans" ?

Brit newspaper giant fills space with AI-assisted articles

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(Without irony) This is news ?

Certainly in the UK redtops, "news" is already an algorithmic process. Generally based on reflecting the views of the readership back to them with words like "EXPLODE", "FURY", "UNLEASH" as separators.

Anyone who has the MS Start feature enabled will know this - and endless parade of clickbaity stories that all push an agenda.

Why our solar-storm sats corrode – and probably not what you expected

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Real science

love it !

Why ChatGPT should be considered a malevolent AI – and be destroyed

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When we do get real "AI", it will lie to us

because lying is a sign of intelligence. Even squirrels do it.

There are some great Asimov stories about robots that lie in order to comply with the laws of robotics.

Windows 11 update breaks PCs that dare sport a custom UI

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Re: it's normally a Powershell job.

Or group policy ?

Kremlin claims Ukraine hackers behind fake missile strike alerts

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Probably one good reason for the UK not to have such a system.

Occasionally government incompetence and lack of care for it's citizens can be an advantage.

In fact if I heard something that suggested Sunak and co. gave a shiny shit about me, I would know it was a hoax.

Microsoft begs you not to ditch Edge on Google's own Chrome download page

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Never really gave it a thought.

It's just become part of the process of installing Chrome as the very first thing I do after installing Windows. Much like checking the "Accept" box to install something.

It's all a bit needy isn't it. Not a great look for what used to be a behemoth

What Mary, Queen of Scots, can teach today’s cybersec royalty

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even by the standards of 1600s - FFS

If that is some sort of misunderstanding about "The sixteenth century" then I suggest the Register sticks to tech. History is most certainly not your forte.

What Brit watchdog redacted: Google gives Apple cut of Chrome iOS search revenue

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Substantial payments for doing nothing incentivize more of the same, it's argued.

The irony that such a phrase emerges from a UK government department isn't lost on this reader.

Another RAC staffer nabbed for storing, sharing car crash data

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Maybe we need a law requiring people handling data to have qualifications ?

Admittedly it would just be a pork barrel roll. But how else can we create money from nothing ?

On a serious note, if you can be barred from working with children, why can't you be barred from working with data about children.

#justthinkin'

Windows 10 paid downloads end but buyers need not fear ISO-lation

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never trust wireless for anything critical

That's pretty much everything these days.

I have had every single wireless shiny fuck up at some point. To the extent I wouldn't trust it with anything ?

If it isn't the physical mount failing, and the phone crashing into your 'nads at 70 on the M4, it's whatever-google-maps-is-called-today* freezing and leaving you to guess the last 100 miles of your journey.

Remember in the UK once it's mounted you can't touch your device without breaking the law.

And that's before you factor in the Chocolate Factories fascination with breaking perfectly good apps with no warning.

The only upside is I would like to see Elon Musk on the way to Mars when his navigation device just stops working and nobody at Google, or Apple or Microsoft gives a shit. Then he'll be one of us :)

Uber fined $14m for lying to get customers to ditch cabs

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drivers sitting waiting for multiple orders

not sure how it will pan out in the long run, but in my neck of the woods (SW Brum) , you can't get a drive through or sit-in meal at any of the McDonalds as the queue of Uber/Deliveroo vehicles spills out onto the road.

2 weeks ago we tried 3 different McDs and couldn't get into any. In the end we came home and made toast.

And our local chippy has a stream of collection orders that they prioritise over in-shop purchases. Well they did last time I went. Which is the last time I went.

Blockchain needs a reason to exist, Boris Johnson tells roomful of blockchain pros

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Quite ironic that the sponsor of Brexit ...

is backing blockchain.

Wheres the £350 million a week for the NHS Boris ?

I guess the end of the universe would be a blockchain app about the benefits of Brexit.

DoJ worries messaging apps could hide evidence of crime, corruption

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As the saying goes

a day late and a dollar short

Britain has likely missed the boat for having a semiconductor industry

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You could really have an entire website devoted to this phrase in the UK:

A lack of investment over the last 20 to 30 years

Mind you, it's not the lack of investment - we have spaffed untod squillions over the past 50 years. But improving a parade of MPs et ses mates retirement prospects isn't quite what was needed.

Anyone else have AppLocker problems 2 weeks ago ?

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Anyone else have AppLocker problems 2 weeks ago ?

All of a sudden our organisation had all users unable to do anything as they got a security prompt.

MUCH MUCH diffing revealed that AppLocker had decided to lock by default;. We had to create a new GPO.

https://en.it-pirate.eu/windows-10-applocker-policies-still-affect-disabling-service/

was the salvation.

Mildly surprised it didn't cause more noise.

It would take a 'catastrophic' recession to stop tech spend growth, says IBM boss

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It would take a 'catastrophic' recession to stop tech spend growth, says IBM boss

UK government: Hold my beer.

Never mind the Saudis: Here's a new OPEC for EV battery metals

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Re: Didn't the Chinese try something similar with "rare" earth metals ?

and the reason I knew that was I read your article in El Reg !

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Didn't the Chinese try something similar with "rare" earth metals ?

and all that happened was previously uneconomic mines became economic ?

You're Shipt outta luck: App sued for treating delivery workers as contractors

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Re: Whoops Apocalypse

upvoted for the reference.

That is the for original UK TV series. Not any other versions over the years.

Children should have separate sections in social media sites, says UK coroner

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Re: Possession of a VPN will be illegal

You'll pay for an "approved" one.

Laugh all you want. There will be a year of the Linux desktop

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Nope. Ain't gonna happen.

I've been using various flavours of Ubuntu since 2005. That's nearly how long a child born then needs to wait to vote.

In then I have repeated seen the Linux desktop kyboshed by the community.

No Exchange server client (so no Outlook equivalent).

Breaking Bluetooth.

Ignoring Miracast.

are just 3 mis steps that have killed every attempt I have made to interest my employers over that time.

It's official: UK telcos legally obligated to remove Huawei kit

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Re: It's official

It was burglarized from somewhere.

UK politico proposes site for prototype nuclear fusion plant

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Dame Sue Ion, former chair of the UK Nuclear Innovation Research Advisory Board

nominative determinism if ever I saw it.

Amazon accused of singling out, harassing union organizers

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I find myself idly wondering ...

if there is a "New Tolpuddle" somewhere in the 50 ?

Dump these small-biz routers, says Cisco, because we won't patch their flawed VPN

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It's the modern way

Who remembers the days of hi-fi seperates ?

Yes, "music centres" seemed a good idea. Until you realised you were stuffed if you wanted to upgrade your amp. Or cassette deck.

How many people had to shove their first CD player through the "Aux" plugs ?

Same with "Smart" TVs. Once the software is out of interest, you can be shafted. That's why I ignore all "Smart" features (causing sales droids to weep). All I want is the panel. I'll plug my media in myself, thank you very much.

Same for cars. No, I don't want your (invariably shite) media experience. Just play what my media device is casting.

Now it's telecoms. All-in-one routers are all very well for the domestic plug'n'play market where tech support is a mate on a pint basis. But if you aspire to running a grown up business, then (as I do) you set your kit up in components. I have a dedicated server handling my OpenVPN connections that (a) has a fallback and (b) can be upgraded independently of whatever routers or switches I am using.

Surely no one reading El Reg lets their VM "Superhub" act as their router ? I don't

Scientists pull hydrogen from thin air in promising clean energy move

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Storage ? Transport ?

No problem with the idea of hydrogen as an energy carrier (since that's what it is).

However have they solved the issues with storing it ?

The best way to store hydrogen is to bolt 4 atoms around a carbon atom. (You get the idea).

Dead people could be designated authors of Atlassian Confluence docs and that can't be changed

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Reminds me of a meme:

I'm a new employee and I'd like to change my username. How am I supposed to sell our software using this address?

Lorenzo Servantez loser@somesoftwarecorp.com

Mr. Servantez,

Unfortunately, all email addresses are automatically generated by the system and cannot be changed. Please, believe me.

Regards, Biron Tchaikovsky bitch@somesoftwarecorp.com

Newport Wafer Fab sale to Chinese company held up again by UK.gov's probe

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Re: Do not sell to the enemy

Too late.

Nadine Dorries promotes 'Brexit rewards' of proposed UK data protection law

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Even the BBC was too embarrassed

to report this.

Convicted felon busted for 3D printing gun parts

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So what's this "second amendment" then ?

Either you can ban weapons.

Or you can't.

If you can ban one subset of weapons "because" then why can't you can more ? Or at the very least regulate them ?

Remember: I'm not an USAIan, so I can't get my head round this.

How this Mars rover used its MOXIE to convert CO2 into precious oxygen

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Er, don't plants get their nitrogen

from the soil ?

Braking news: Cops slammed for spamming Waze to slow drivers down

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Re: aim for 25mph rather than 30

I just let my limiter sit at 20/30/40. It over reads by 2mph which is a decent margin of error.

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can be considered entrapment ????

I am probably as lefty and down on the police as possible (I wouldn't object to the term "fascist bully boys"). But it would be a cold day in hell before I considered the police doing their job - catching speeding drivers - as "entrapment". The only way it might be entrapment is if an unmarked police car was up your rear and tried o bully you into exceeding the speed limit.

That said I also don't see why a kindly oncoming motorist warning of "plod ahead" should be guilty of anything if it causes someone to slow down.

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Re: I have no problem with this.

Speed limits are too often arbitrary,

All laws are arbitrary.

you can tell the schools are still out with that level of intelligence at play. Unless Liz Truss has popped in for some moral support.

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Re: Fishing Expeditions & Dreams of FOSS Alternatives to Privacy-Violator Waze

It seems fair that once you take up the privilege of driving a car, you surrender some rights and take on some obligations. Being asked to prove who you are in order to prove you are insured and permitted to drive the stopped vehicle seems a fair exchange.

Now if you are just walking down the road, it's a different matter.

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Re: Devaluing notifications to increase revenue stream?

I have no problem with revenue raising from people who deliberately choose to break the law. Especially if it's being done in a transparent manner. Double bubble as they say.

Only the guilty need fear this. Speaking for myself I can manage to drive a car and not speed. I guess that makes my avoidance of fines and points "unfair" to some (I know it does, as I've had that argument IRL believe it or not).

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I have no problem with this.

Speeding is a crime. We don't get to pick and choose what laws we obey without consequences. Job done.

I discovered a long time ago that the best way to avoid being done for speeding is ... not to speed.

Twilio, Cloudflare just two of 135 orgs targeted by Oktapus phishing campaign

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How hard can it be

to configure an email client to not render links clickable, and to also display the href in plaintext in the message so the user can see what's going on.

Probably no harder than it would be to have a config setting that prevents (or at least warns) when the "To" list has more than (for example) 100 email address in it.

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Not hard at all.Which means the ongoing absence of such features has a whiff of conspiracy about it.

LastPass source code, blueprints stolen by intruder

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On balance, it's still better to use a password manager.

because the alternative is that *you* manage your passwords. And en masse, that is the worst possible outcome.

There's something about a lot (but thankfully not all) IT specialists that makes them require a far higher bar for IT security than they do for anything in the real world. I suspect it's so some of them can act the Bertie Big Bollocks at parties (maybe I'msour because I don't get invited to those sort of parties ?).

As long as your security is a single step ahead of the bad guys - who are either targeting a very small subset of high net worth accounts, or alternatively just trawling the masses - you'll be OK.

The real value of a password manager is to allow me to have 1,000+ unique gibberish passwords of eye watering entropy. Have I been pawned ? Do I care ?

Banned Tornado Cash code reuploaded to GitHub in free speech test

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Sigh. All this shows is how shit

education is in the UK and US. Loads of fundamental "not getting it" here. And given how clever some people in the IT world must be, I oft times find myself wondering if it's all genuine or some of it is a little bit agenda-driven ???????

If you subscribe to the belief that one of the key roles of "government" is to facilitate trade with an aim to better society's existence, then you need to understand that you will have rules and regulations around trade that can affect citizens (subjects in the UK, by the way - never forget that) rights (and responsibilities).

This may or may not be directly relevant here. But it's a fact.