* Posts by JimmyPage

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Microsoft likens MFA to 1960s seatbelts, buckles admins in yet keeps eject button

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Re: authenticator app

you don't actually need the MS one - they all use the same TOTP. Quite a few password managers now handle the 2FA as well. Not quite sure if that helps security, but it was bound to happen.

UK may demand tech world tell it about upcoming security features

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All you need to know

is the Queen was "forced" to sign the bill that illegally prorogued parliament.

And that blew up a lifetimes fiction that we have a Monarch "to stop tyranny".

Bollocks they do.

Home of the world's longest pleasure pier joins public sector leak club

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Re: Were Capita involved?

In a very real sense, aren't they always ?

Batterygate bound for Blighty as UK court approves billion-dollar Apple compensation case

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Even if Apple lose

I can't see every phone owner getting any money. I bet the lawyers do though.

Boffins find AI stumbles when quizzed on the tough stuff

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Re: Soak and Spurt

how do you measure that volume?

Well it's spherical and you can guesstimate the diameter ....

After nine servers he worked on failed, techie imagined next career as beach vendor

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Sorry, is it just me ?

That is one hard read. Very ... clunky. Almost to the extent of being unreadable.

PIRG petitions Microsoft to extend the life of Windows 10

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Re: My roadmap is "move to Linux" (for non-Mac users)

That's actually a good point.

And since it will have to run in Safari and Chrome, if not Firefox or Opera, who cares if it's on a Mint box ?

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My roadmap is "move to Linux" (for non-Mac users)

We're pretty much exclusively browser based, so no real pain.

As I have banged on for over a decade, it's the lack of an Outlook replacement that previously stopped me. But now we don't really use email at all.

The only users I might have a problem with are accounts, who use a bluetooth-thingy with a card to access the bank. But it's easier to support 2 Win 11 machines (assuming the manufacturers update their software, as they haven't as of writing) than 200.

My only loss will be not running vagrant. But I can keep a spare PC for that too.

Microsoft seeks EU Digital Market Acts exemption for underdog apps like Edge

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If I could nuke Edge from space

I wouild

also when did edge:// become a valid scheme, since that's what can't-kill-it MS Start cruft insists on using.

Millions of smart meters will brick it when 2G and 3G turns off

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Re: How many meter-reader-person hours

But it's not just meter reading is it.

You also get a physical independent check that:

- the property is there

- the meter is associated with that property

- there are no obvious signs of tampering

- the meter is in a safe position

That's the problem with letting bean counters run the place. Everything can be called a cost and eliminated with no thought as to where else it's an asset.

More X subscription tiers could spell doom for free access as biz bleeds cash

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Re: Personally, I don't pay for ads.

Cinema is a tad different. Some ads are pretty good (= entertaining) in a cinema setting.

Also the trailers are useful and can tickle you to think "that looks good" in cinema terms.

(and for those of you old enough, in a Bcardi ad voice)

"IF ..... it's 1989"

Governments resent their dependence on Big Tech

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Mushroom

Oh, grow up

"Large tech companies wield an unprecedented level of influence over economies and societies. At the same time, they enjoy a remarkable degree of freedom from regulation and accountability for their activities and the content they carry," opined Singaporean minister Teo Chee Hean at Monday night's opening address.

That is almost the bumper sticker for Western capitalism. Power and money with naff all oversight, regulation or where possible competition

And for all their performance handwringing, all I can see from where I live is governments are aspiring to the same. Certainly here in the UK where it seems you are robbed with the threat of prison for your taxes, and yet discover that no one in government is actually responsible for anything.

Falcon Heavy sends NASA probe to metal-rich asteroid Psyche

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My prediction ....

we'll be crashing asteroids into the moon to then salvage into refined materials for further transport to Earth. It's when AI, robotics and space exploration/exploitation meet.

As it prepares to abandon its on-prem server products, Atlassian is content. Users? Not so much

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The Blackadder view of cloud

I'd no more place my systems in the hands of a cloud operator than I'd place my john thomas in the hands of a lunatic with a pair of scissors.

Apple and Lenovo are dropping the ball for visually impaired users

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Whateve

Making websites accessible to people with disabilities isn't just a nice thing to have. It's a legal requirement under UK, US, and EU law – for instance,

All sounds very well. Until you research and find number of UK websites prosecuted under this act = 0. (Admittedly on a par with average compensation to individuals for a data breach.)

My wife is visually impaired. And would happily work to test websites. However the last website operator she contacted told her she must be wrong about their site being unusable as they had hired a team (presumably all fully sighted) who had cleared the design as being "disability friendly".

Microsoft gives unexpected tutorial on how to install Linux

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Re: WSL 3

Downvoted because 15 years on. and WINE is pretty much as good as it was on day 1.

Two weeks ago I wouldn't have given a ****. Then I wasted a day trying to install .NET under WINE with zero success. Despite trying everything the internet could suggest.

China's top crypto-mining hardware-maker reportedly furloughs staff

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It's almost as if there is no money

in mining crypto.

AI girlfriend encouraged man to attempt crossbow assassination of Queen

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and the Bible ?

sorry, one whackjob getting confused over AI can't begin to be compared with the number of whackjobs who are still prepared to slaughter one another over what a book says.

Lenovo to offer Android PCs, starting with an all-in-one that can pack a Core i9

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The best thing about MS and Apple

is that there is a consistent base for the desktop/phone.

The worst thing about Android is it's ability to have a myriad (manufacturer *and* telco crufted) different ways of doing something.

My Android Samsung has completely system different menus to my wifes Alcatel. Same (alleged) "version" of Android.

I am sick and tired of asking questions on how to do something and getting an answer that "works on mine".

ChattyG takes a college freshman C/C++ programming exam

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Which could be a perfect description

of most politicians

China suggests America 'carefully consider' those chip investment bans

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This is where capitalism has failed.

I'm in my 50s, and cannot fathom how the country which invented* the transistor, and integrated circuits, and PC managed to end up unable to make the damn things themselves.

It's a reformulation of the old truism: Works; on time; on budget. Pick any two.

You either have foreign companies and lots of cheap shit. Or you have a few domestic companies and a lot less but more expensive shit.

You can't have both.

And I am not really seeing more capitalism as the answer to the failings of capitalism.

*I'm not really looking for a debate on the intricacies of that assertion. For the purposes of asking "WTF happened" it's good enough.

PhD student guilty of 3D-printing 'kamikaze' drone for Islamic State terrorists

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The cops also reportedly discovered at the home an IS application form,

Sorry, for some reason that has tickled me pink. Suddenly they have lost all scariness.

It looks like you’re a developer. Would you like help upgrading Windows 11?

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Re: set up the OS in a configuration intended to delight software developers

If WSL(2) is installed then pretty much yes ....

UK procurement is too glacial to bring AI into defense, MPs told

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Procurement can move at the speed of light

if the supplier is mates with a Tory minister and the goods are shonky.

Lawsuit claims Google Maps led dad of two over collapsed bridge to his death

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My own experience ...

There are quite a few little oddities on my 10 mile commute in Brum. The main one being a 20mph zone that Google Maps still shows as 30. Which means you need to be aware of the moron brigade who switch their brains off when they turn the sat nav on.

There was also a 40mph stretch that is still showing as 50 - 10 years after it was changed.

Having worked in mapping and logistics software, I do wonder what the fuck Google are doing that makes it so hard. It's almost as if their obsession with consumer data means they can't do projects properly anymore.

Generally I have fuck all sympathy for the sad-face-sat-nav stories. But this does seem to be quite unique. RIP and condolences to the family.

Sysadmin and spouse admit to part in 'massive' pirated Avaya licenses scam

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They may be the wrong pair ?

Tuttle ... or Buttle ?

Capita class action: 2,000 folks affected by data theft sign up

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Re: Er - not very good reporting

Since it's fashionable to double down these days, I will.

We do not have class action lawsuits in the UK. We do have Group Litigation orders as the link I provided explains.

However if Class Actions lawsuits in the US are a cat, then Group litigation orders in the UK are an orange. That is different.

Especially on a site infested with people whose livelihoods rely on the precise use of language I expect better.

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Er - not very good reporting

"Class action" is a distinctly American concept that doesn't really translate to the UK. We have "Group Litigation Orders" - which the article should have made clear.

https://www.emmlegal.com/publications/class-actions/

Microsoft to kill off third-party printer drivers in Windows

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Paperless office

55 comments in, and no one has remembered how PCs were supposed to presage the paperless office ?

Cloud is here to stay, but customers are starting to question the cost

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Digging out the T-Shirt I have

when "offshoring " was all the rage. Right up until (UK) companies pissed away their in house resources and suddenly had to pay YoY increases of 10-15%. Which not only wiped out any "savings" made by the sackings, but made IT twice as expensive as before.

Now it's "cloud". Yeah, Lets hive off business critical functions to a bunch of folk who (if they stay solvent and interested*) will eventually be able to jack the subscription up every month if they like.

Recently I have pulled a series of eye-watering cloudy services back into on-prem/hosted servers where we run them. Currently savings are £11.000 a year.

Our CEO occasionally mingles at events. Some outfits are quietly regretting losing that resource.

I'm thinking the next few years will be good for people who can spin up a LAMP/Docker server, and plumb it into a company to replace ever-rising cloud costs. A job which can be done 100% remotely.

I hope so, it may just be my retirement plan.

*Not quite in this vein, but Stackpath deciding this ain't for them is another risk you have with cloud. Or things like Amazon retiring MWS with little notice.

USENET, the OG social network, rises again like a text-only phoenix

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Let's keep it secret shall we ?

I've been on usenet since 1987 when I uploaded a KERMIT for Sperry.

I've watched with wry amusement as the hysteria over encryption and censorship has raged totally missing the most powerful tool of all if you want to be anonymous and uncensored.

Wordpress sells 100-year domain, hosting plan for $38K

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Hill Street Blues memory ...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0601655/characters/nm0552633

J.D. LaRue : [Farnsworth is trying to sell better protection for the flame on Belker's father's grave but J.D. grabs him by the lapels] Now you take your all-weather wind break, your copper delivery system and you three quarter inch wick and you cram it, Farnsworth! Now, he ain't springing for dime one. Now I've got a perfect view of this cut-rate boneyard of yours from the 36th street overpass every day on my way to work. Alright, now I don't care it's four O'clock in the morning, there's a hurricane blowing out here. I catch the flame on my partner's dad's grave out for one second, and you're gonna be perpetually eternally dead. Not perpetually, not eternally, but perpetually eternally dead! Now you got it?

Concorde? Pffft. NASA wants a Mach 4 passenger jet

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The internal expansion joints were quite wide

So much so that the last pilot of Concorde famously left his cap jammed between the instruments ...

Criminals go full Viking on CloudNordic, wipe all servers and customer data

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Why is it the company's responsibility to make backups of the customer's data?

Depends what they thought they were buying, really.

It's not unfair to want to offload the work and expertise required to to backups to a 3rd party, in exchange for a fee.

Indeed, almost all cloudy storage outfits make this a selling point.

Musk's latest X-periments: No more headlines, old posts vanish, block gets banned

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Re: Accessibility?

In many jurisdictions there is a legal requirement to ensure equal access to services for those with accessibility needs.

(In UK) While true in theory, unless you have a few hundred thousand £££ lying around, such laws are of academic interest only.

Rights you can't enforce aren't rights at all.

You're not seeing double – yet another UK copshop is confessing to a data leak

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FAIL

The data was hidden from anyone opening the files

What does that even mean ?

Shifting to two-factor auth is hard to do. GitHub recommends the long game

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For such a cornerstone of the industry

The lack of any standards around passwords and MFA implementations does rather give the impression big business doesn't give a shit.

At the moment no 2 sites agree on what a decent password is, some like symbols, some 8 characters, some 10, etc etc.

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Letting perfection be the enemy of progress ?

2FA isn't perfect by any means. Especially when you have to 2FA into a myriad of accounts every day, like I do.

However it's better than no 2FA. In much the same way a locked car is better protected than an unlocked on. If bad guys have singled you out, then no security in the world will stop them either just towing your car away, or making you open it with a gun at you - or your lived ones - head.

Yes, losing your phone can be a PITA. But with Google now clouding up it's authenticator, recovery is as easy as signing in on another device.

Anyway, folk who have a problem with 2FA - please carry on giving it a swerve and shielding me one step from the bad guys

UK voter data within reach of miscreants who hacked Electoral Commission

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I would bet a pound to a penny

That this data is now being used to plan the Tories next election campaign.

Scientists strangely unable to follow recipe for holy grail room-temp superconductor

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And that, my friends, is how you do science

You publish. Other scientists check. We all know what's happening.

No shame in being wrong - it's all learning.

How to make today's top-end AI chatbots rebel against their creators and plot our doom

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Dunning-Kruger

Someone needs to teach AI about it ...

Aliens crash landed on Earth – and Uncle Sam is covering it up, this guy tells Congress

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Re: Alien UFOs

As Roseanne once put it:

"Poor saps. They travel halfway across the universe looking for intelligent life, and miss by one door"

Euro monopoly cops to probe Microsoft for slipping Teams into Office

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Technical question

I noticed a while back that Teams mysteriously doesn't need admin permissions to install.

Is this an example of MS being overly kind to themselves ?

UK government faces calls to end IR35 double tax anomaly

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if you want a decent society for all *everyone* should contribute.

I pay my taxes. It buys me civilisation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Price_of_Civilization

Typo watch: 'Millions of emails' for US military sent to .ml addresses in error

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Re: if the contents was amusing or useful.

if the contents were amusing or useful.

(or " if the content was amusing or useful.")

Producers allegedly sought rights to replicate extras using AI, forever, for just $200

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Re: Generate Extras for free

Can't AI already generate faces from a collection.

I believe that only delivers faces that look like they have been created by AI.

Real nature has an element of randomness in it that our perception is somehow able to react to.

The whole "us/not-us" paradigm really needs to be better understood before we go any further with AI. Because already it's starting to irritate the "not us" mechanism that eventually leads to full-scale "we need to eliminate that other tribe" decision.

Sega COO backs away from blockchain

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Re: It's very strange...

Is it ?

Just read up on how electricity became the fad for everything in the 18th and 19th centuries. You name it, there was an "electrickal" machine or solution for it.

No open door for India's tech workers in any UK trade deal

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Re: This isn't the Brexit we voted for.

If only there had been a concerted effort to warn you that any "promises" were a load of horseshit.

Oh, hang on, there were.

And you still voted for Brexit ?

I hope you don't work in any role where critical thinking is needed.

Google Lens now can spot problematic skin spots, or not

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Hmmmm

Apparently one system that had been spectacularly good at spotting cancer was discovered to have realised that a lab slide barcode in shot was a good predictor that an image contained a carcinoma ...

Decision to hold women-in-cyber events in abortion-banning states sparks outcry

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Re: Women in Jobs?

We (Britain) didn't exile our religious nutjobs to the colonies.

They self-selected to leave because Britain was too tolerant