* Posts by JimmyPage

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UK cyber cops: Infosec pros could help us divert teens from 'dark side'

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@Waseem Alkurdi

All very well. The problem is that people who don't know about Islam prefer getting their facts from the UKIP-EDL "scholars" interpretation of it.

Top Euro court: No, you can't steal images from other websites (too bad a school had to be sued to confirm this little fact)

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how exactly were the school to know of the copyright in the first place?

I can see some sort of metadata being legally (or lawfully) required for images on t'net.

Maybe webservers could be setup to automatically wrap a default set of details around every image download. And audio. And video ?????

Yes, they could be stripped by the unscrupulous. But they could also trigger some sort of infobar in a browser, so you know the score ????

Build your own NASA space rover: Here are the DIY JPL blueprints

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I'm daydreaming ...

and imagining they did the same for the Apollo craft ...

Imagine building your own Saturn-V, plus command, service, and lunar modules.

2TB or not 2TB: Microsoft fiddles with OneDrive as competition offers twice the storage

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Re: And when they can the whole lot ?

Seems MS have the best trollbots on the net. Shame the stuff they flog isn't as good.

Cache of the Titans: Let's take a closer look at Google's own two-factor security keys

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Ah, the tyranny of choice ...

the inevitability of obsolescence.

Holy ship! UK shipping biz Clarksons blames megahack on single point of pwnage

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Clarkson hack ?

Was it just me that remembered Jezzas red-face moment a few years ago ?

Now that's a dodgy Giza: Eggheads claim Great Pyramid can focus electromagnetic waves

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re: no electroplated items have been found

#1 Absence of proof is not proof of absence.

#2 Maybe they just didn't electroplate.

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Has The Register been hacked by the Express ?

The Great Pyramid of Giza, the oldest of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, has remained an architectural mystery.

To who ? Obviously the thickies that read tabloid journalists haven't got the smarts to work out how buildings work. But people who have take the time and effort to improve their understanding by "learning" (some folk may need to look that one up in a dictionary) don't use words like "mystery".

How was it built?

it was built by cutting blocks of stone, and placing them in position. Yes it is hard work (which probably accounts for some lack of understanding by modern standards). But entirely possible. As we can see BECAUSE IT'S THERE.

Why are its dimensions so perfect?

Why are any buildings dimensions "so" perfect ? Because they were built to a plan using the (ridiculously simple) tools to maintain angles and lines.

Don't get me wrong. The Pyramids are a fucking classy piece of work. An amazing legacy. And doubtless a lot of techniques and knowledge that were extant at the time of building have been lost. But "mystery" ? We can even have a stab at what they were used for. Sodding big mausoleums. We can also have an educated guess that they build a pyramid because - clever as they were - they couldn't build a hemisphere which would have represented the night sky they did worship.

Here's an interesting clip ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5pZ7uR6v8c hopefully takes some of the "woo" out of the discussion. Which is not to say "wow" - as it is amazing.

Think tank calls for post-Brexit national ID cards: The kids have phones so what's the difference?

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Re: Policy Exchange...

Funny, I rarely see the "exchange" part of their name in action.

Let's put that right, shall we ?

Their "policy" is for ID cards. My "policy" is that they can fuck off to the far side of fuck and stay fucked off there forever.

Seems equitable.

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Let's get one thing straight. Right here. Right now.

The Windrush generation were BRITISH CITIZENS. And as such needed no "ID" to prove their right to reside in the UK.

Dixons Carphone: Yeah, so, about that hack we said hit 1.2m records? Multiply that by 8.3

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New scammer SOP ?

1) Trip big companys (ideally one with a pretty shit reputation to start with) data breach alert system.

2) Wait for said big company to self-report, and hit the headlines

3a) Flood the interwebs with your carefully crafted phishing emails that look like they are the sort of thing said big company would send out.

and/or

3b) Also hit the phones for some old school phishing.

4) clean up.

Notice how no data was lost - or needed - in the making of this scam.

Tech Shutdown Blows: IT chaos cost Brit bank TSB almost £200m

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And lessons learned ?

Zero.

Outage outrage: TSB app offers users a TITSUP* encore

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Does it really take 3 months to change banks ?

Because I can't think of any reason why after April someone wouldn't.

If I ran a shitty business, I'd be curious to see who out of my customers is also a TSB customer. Because I know it would take an atomic bomb for them to switch.

Spidey sense is literally tingling! Arachnids detect Earth's electric field, use it to fly away

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Human analogue ?

MrsJP has always been able to tell if there's a storm coming. far more accurately than the forecasts (which are right about 1 in 3 times).

Now, she has MS, so her central nervous system is fucked. I've always wondered if that's made it sensitive (or more sensitive, which is an interesting line of research) to electrical disturbances.

Sometimes I wonder why people - especially scientists - seem surprised by findings like this. Life on earth has been around the best part of 4 billion years. It would be incredible if it hadn't found ways to work out what was going on in the environment. Whether electrically, chemically, magnetically, or indeed by radioactivity. Plus harnessing any useful outcomes of quantum effects. As I believe photosynthesis is supposed to work.

I notice other posters have commented on dowsing. Whilst I have no time for woo, I sometimes despair at the counter-productive and dangerously religious anti-woo cabal that tries to restrict scientific enquiry by dismissing things a priori as woo. They're just as bad as creationists.

Google releases lite PC-snooper, 'cos full mobile management is hard

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Linux ?

accidental omission ?

HMRC told AGAIN to toughen up on VAT-dodging online traders

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Re: Hmm

"It is estimated that the UK is missing out on between £1bn and £1.5bn a year from online VAT fraud,"

Which I bet will cost £2billion to collect ....

Canadian utility makes blockchain upstarts bid for their ravenous rigs' electricity supply

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Tech equivalent of the Golden Triangle ?

(for those whose history is up to scratch).

I guess the holy grail here, is to be able to charge twice or three times for the same electricity. A bunch of cryptominers strategically placed below a town means you can charge twice ... maybe making the town a tourist destination means you get to charge thrice ???????

Microsoft open-sources UI Recorder tool for Windows 10 developers

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Re: For people who can’t be bothered building it themselves from the source.

Then WTF are they doing on GitHub ?

We are talking a ****ing WINDOWS EXECUTABLE FGS !!!!!! The worst kind.

Penguinaistas are probably more comfortable with MD5 checking - and more likely to do it.

But your average Windows user really will just click and run.

Bluntly, I'm not impressed that Microsoft - of all companies - has created a situation where people think it's OK to just run any old .EXE file they found on GitHub. Because that's what it is. No one can be trusted on the internet. Microsoft doubly so.

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The GitHub repo includes a zipped executable of UI Recorder

Why ?

Just Why ?

Keep your hands on the f*cking wheel! New Tesla update like being taught to drive by your dad

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Sigh ...

there are some ****ing morons out there. And the fact some of them are driving Telslas means there's no correlation between wealth and brains.

No fandango for you: EU boots UK off Galileo satellite project

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RE: Essentially, the EU are denying the UK a secure future.

By request of .... The UK.

Cardiff chap chucks challenge at chops*-checking cops

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Wait for the magic words ....

"in good faith"

CASE DISMISSED.

Next !

EU-US Privacy Shield not up to snuff, data tap should be turned off – MEPs

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Where are the EU alternatives that aren’t completely shite?

If you dig, you'll find they were probably bought out by a US company and borged or borked.

It's SOP to buy put your rivals where you can.

Computer Misuse Act charge against British judge thrown out

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after a rejected comment (???)

Basically agreeing with Gordon Pryra upthread ... best people to decide if a jury would have convicted or not is ... a jury.

Which? calls for compensation for users hit by Windows 10 woes

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Good luck with that.

UK tort law starts with having to show a "loss", and your time is worth .... nothing.

Astroboffins trace mysterious noise from hard rock in space

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Arthur C Clarkes "2061"

weirdly I was reading this last week (sleepless night) where the premise is diamonds can be created in gas giant type planets. I think there's a 1980s NASA paper on it ?

Shock: Google advises UK peers against more legislation

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The correct response is ...

when you pay your tax, we'll give a shit.

Next !

Nominet throws out US corp's attempt to seize Brit domain names

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Re: Did anyone else immediately expect something about hotels?

Well, now you mention, whatever happened to Trust House Forte ?

It's a sobering reflection on my advancing years, but I'm not of an age where I have to ask - tentatively - is Rocco Forte still with us ?

Hear that? Of course it's Indiegogo's deadline for a Vega+ whooshing by

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Re: It's almost as though crowdfunding is a terrible idea

Downvoted, because it's a sweeping statement.

Crowdfunding is a good idea for things that are outside the remit of contemporary capitalism.

It is emphatically NOT a "different way of doing the same thing".

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re: it said it was ready to go into production.

how is this not "fraud" ?

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Re: crowd funding is just a new way of gambling

pretty much. The advice about being prepared to lose what you put in certainly applies.

I'm more interested in the potential of crowdfunding to deliver a political "put your money where your mouth is" message, independently of the big political parties. After all it's now possible to deliver £100,000 - that £1 from 100,000 people on things like expensive legal actions. Cheaper than joining a political party and then having to swallow ideology you don't agree with.

USA! USA! We're No.1! And we want to keep it that way – in spaaaace

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Cake and eat it seems to be a thing now.

TL;DR. They want to be #1, but don't want to pay for it.

Where have I heard that before ?

Four hydrogen + eight caesium clocks = one almost-proven Einstein theory

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Nocebo ?

All this talk of placebos, and nobody has mentioned nocebos

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Re: you must accept the scientific fact that placebo ... works.

but I do. Indeed, I'm not quite as fanatical about quack medicine as some, since it can actually produce an effect for a fraction of the price of real medicine.

If a homoeopathist came clean and said "look, it's just water, but it seems to be able to create a verifiable improvement in some patients,so lets go with it," I'd have total respect for them.

It's the camp-followers of woo and "memory of water" and that hogwash that grind my gears.

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This is why science rocks

and homoeopathy sucks donkey balls.

Clock blocker: Woman sues bosses over fingerprint clock-in tech

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Gummy bears ?

Just sayin'

Boffins quietly cheering possible discovery of new fundamental particle: Sterile neutrino

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Wasn't this predicted in "2012" (the film) ?

"The neutrinos ... are mutating"

Russian battery ambitions see a 10x increase in power from smaller, denser nukes

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As predicted (again)

I am guaranteeing that Apple and Google will be wetting their collective knickers at this news (if indeed they haven't bunged a few quid into the research to start with).

Not a massive power source. But as a few commentards have noted, it could be used to power up a capacitor to act as a reserve/impulse battery ?

Of course, for the tinfoil hatters, for the 5-Eyes there is now the tantalising possibility of a lifetime tracking device in your mobe.

I love nuclear power. I really do. Especially as it scares people who can't be bothered to learn teh physics of it.

Foolish foodies duped into thinking Greggs salads are posh nosh

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Re:beans that are not suitably roasted.

Ealing Broadway (well, just round the corner, near Haven Green) - "Importers". A real coffee/tea shop (pissed all over Whittards). They used to roast the beans in the window. A copper drum over a heater. The smell was divine. Add that to freshly baked bread (possibly with a hint of oregano) ......

Those internet trends? It's bad news if you're not Amazon, basically

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re: Sounds like you don't like shopping in PoundLand.

In this case, I already knew they didn't stock it (anymore) from their website.

Now Sainsburys, on the other hand, confirmed via FB messenger that they had stopped stocking some things - thus saving us a lot of trudging.

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Subtle, new (?) threat to bricks'n'mortar stores ?

Last weekend, MrsJP and I decided to pop to a local shopping centre for a coffee. That's all.

As we left, MrsJP said "Is it worth popping into Poundland ?" (for an item we couldn't find last time we looked in a city centre one).

However I had already perused their website and learned that they no longer sell it.

So being able to check range, stock and availability means dwindling footfall will dwindle further. And from my POV, quite a few stores are already running on empty ... relying on footfall to survive.

UK judge appears in dock over Computer Misuse Act allegations

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Re: Quis ispos custodes ?

Romanes eunt domus ?????

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Quis ispos custodes ?

as they say in Rome ....

Select few to watch World Cup in 4K high dynamic range colour on BBC iPlayer

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100Mbs VM customer here ....

Shame I can't stand sport.

The glorious uncertainty: Backup world is having a GDPR moment

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Re: Why exactly are we doing this?

to comply with a regulatory framework which had to be imposed after "the industry" proved itself totally unable, unwilling, and increasingly unlikely to manage that itself.

Britain mulls 'complete shutdown' of 4G net for emergency services

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Re: the flavour of Brexit currently known as Max Fac

er... in other news today , nearly all of UK industry has asked the government to stop pissing around with "max fac" as it's clearly a non-started and try and do some *real* work.

https://www.eef.org.uk/about-eef/media-news-and-insights/media-releases/2018/may/industry-calls-for-max-fac-option-to-be-dropped

New UK drone laws are on the way – but actual Drones Bill still in limbo

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Twice in one day (thanks to Brexit)

have I been able to point out that this bill won't be debated in this parliament, or the next. so is also five years off. At least.

Meet the real spin doctors: Scientists tell H2O to chill out so they can separate isomers

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Asymmetry in nature ...

While an interesting instance, I think the bigger picture is exploring any asymmetries like this in nature could point towards more fundamental truths ?

Cold call bosses could be forced to cough up under new rules

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But when ?

Won't be this parliament.

Won't be the next.

So that'll be at least 5 years. And that's if a change of government doesn't scupper the whole thing before then.

Beardy Branson: Wacky hyperloop tube maglev cheaper than railways

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Branson/Assange

has anyone ever seen them in the same room together ?