* Posts by BorkedAgain

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Asus Eee Pad Slider

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Coat

Oh, by the way...

...your "buy now from Amazon" link is broken. Possibly a temporal offset decouple. I'd try reversing the polarity of the neutron flow if I were you.

The one with the funny-looking screwdriver in the pocket, thanks.

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Terminator

@AC 13:31

Ooh, that was close. Glad I googled before I browsed...

Seriously, we should come up with some kind of warning when referencing stuff that isn't suitable to have flash up on a screen at work. Maybe an ETLA that could flag something as unsafe in a professional environment?

Making sport of browser security, hackers topple IE, Safari

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Shame it doesn't render properly...

Ah well, can't have everything...

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Troll

@ Spodula

Y'reckon? You don't think the extra 20k on top of the 15k standard bounty, plus the kudos from the other hackmasters would tempt anyone?

More likely scenarios (as suggested elsewhere) would be:

* bought out for 36k + job + second-hand car with odd holes in roof

* Exploit no longer works on Chrome 10

* Bizarre GooNav accident drives him into a river en route to contest

Feel free to choose, depending on your favourite shape of tinfoil hat...

Microsoft compares Amazon cloud to 'horseless carriage'

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Yep.

What he said.

(What was I on last night? That seemed to be making sense...)

Spooks' secret TEMPEST-busting tech reinvented by US student

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Joke

I like him. Interesting musical taste. Sure he'll go far...

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... (Keell heem!)

Lady Gaga puts the squeeze on breast milk ice cream

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"...whose heads whistle in crosswinds..."

Genius. I salute you.

Bitty?

iDect iHome Android phone

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Right...

Sweepstake on the arrival of the first Android-powered toilet-roll holder?

Tesco heralds 2011 as YEAR OF ANDROID

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Well...

Wide user adoption CAN translate into broader support, especially where apps are concerned. So popularity can be a useful factor in certain circumstances.

Probably shouldn't be the only or main factor, though. And the translation doesn't always happen; some pretty big names are still missing Android support, despite the fact that it's an increasingly popular platform. Naming no names.

Anyhoo. As you were...

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Actually...

...you're probably getting more utility. Aside from missing some fashionable apps (hey ho) you can do wifi tethering, choose your own Launcher, desktop widgets...

Dixons Advent Vega

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Joke

Oh dear.

Poor score. that's dreadful news. Reckon DSG will be so upset they'll be dropping the price soon...

(Yay! Bargain!)

Hackers find Google's music cloud

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Badgers

Oh for heaven's sakes...

...now you've given them an idea. You just *know* they're working out how to do that *right now*

Nice one, genius...

Where's the hand-over-fist icon? Ah well, badgers it is...

Sinclair ZX81: 30 years old

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Sinclair's biggest issue (well, one of them...)

...was supply.

I remember studying an electronics course at the local night school, the end-result of which was to be the building of our very own ZX81 from the Sinclair-supplied kits. We paid our money*, built beepy wossnames out of 555 multivibrators, waited and waited and (as best I know) the kits never actually arrived...

I still get flashbacks when I smell a waft of flux-smoke...

*Well, I paid my parents' money. I was far too young to have much of my own...

Microsoft and Google tag-team GeoTag patent

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Why limit yourself?

I've been monitoring your dreams, and some of them would be worth patenting as well.

Not the one about the prunes, though. Yes, that one. Weirdo.

Ex-PM blocked Steve Jobs knighthood

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@Eddie

Uh, we could pave it over, make a nice patio?

Midnight theft left Vodafone users bereft

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Meanwhile, on the Hampshire coast...

...no difficulties whatsoever with Vodafone. Full signal, making and receiving calls quite happily. Maybe I'm one of the 100,000 unaffected users... :)

SeaMicro drops 64-bit Atom bomb server

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Linux?

So safe to assume it' won't run Crysis, then?

Doctor Who inspires another game, this time MMOG

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Speaking as the dad of a five-year-old...

...this strikes me as an excellent way to spend license money. :)

Killzone 3

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'ave some of this...

...you ISA slaaags!

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Grenade

Possibly...

...an ISA sympathiser?

Grenade!

Google wheels (another) Trojan App inside Microsoft Office

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Coat

Dropbox good.

As Blubster says, Dropbox is also an excellent solution for this kind of thing: also cloud storage, with a nice local client allowing you to set up a folder to sync with your cloud account. Nicely seamless, easy to share (although not *entirely* flexible; can't share folders within shared folders...) but what's different about this is that the docs can be edited by multiple users *at the same time* which is sweet-as.

Sorry, I'll go away again...

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Pint

Hoo boy.

I can see the Microsofties round these parts getting a sweat on already. Bless.

I've played with this a little; it's a tool for sharing / collaborating *in* Office *on* office documents *via* Google Docs. The link you send people allows them to *download* a version of the original (including fully-featured embedded charts) or *view* a read-only version which, rendered as it is through the Google Docs interface, is fine for general copy proofing but shouldn't be considered WYSIWYG.

It's kind of what Office 2010 with Sharepoint 2010 is trying to do. Only far cheaper, easier to set up and (ironically) considerably more functional and supporting more formats and versions.

Ouch.

Seriously folks, you should try this Kool-aid. It's decent stuff. Beery...

Mmm... Kool-aid...

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Troll

Ingrate.

Seriously. They've taken something MS have been trying (and failing) to do for years (years!) and just done it. So that it just works. For cheap.

True, the Cloud Connect toolbar is a bit in-your-face and could do with being smaller (and optional) but hey.

And you're saying the Mighty MS never acquired and integrated anything? Puh-leez...

(Okay, they acquire plenty, but the integration side of things was always tricky; takes a few versions before the UIs begin to converge, for a start... Visio anyone?)

I'm kidding. You're sweet, really...

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Coat

It's a little ironic...

...that this report is *quite* so extensively branded with adverts for Microsoft's cloud "experience"...

Park the Mario Kart, and throw your keys in the bowl

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Coat

Or...

Diltendo?

Fujitsu relieves Ballmer's iPad pressure

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Coat

I'm still hoping...

...to see someone "rebooting" their iPad by holding it upside-down and shaking it vigorously. Hasn't happened yet, but c'mon...

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Pint

Psst...

Buy two Advent Vegas (one to practice rooting, and play with yourself, the other to gift) and take her for a lovely meal. Have some beers, take a taxi home.

Far better value for money.

Black turtlenecks strictly optional, too.

German Foreign Office kills desktop Linux, hugs Windows XP

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Coat

Now, if they'd been using Google Apps...

...they'd have had exactly the same UI, regardless of whether they were accessing it from Apple, Linux, Windows or whatever. Isn't that interesting?

Sharepoint, don't make me laugh...

Got my coat already... ;)

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Gates Halo

Different kind of backhander.

"Schlag mit dem Handrücken" means backhander as in a slap to the face delivered with the back of the hand, as in many action-movie interrogation scenes.

The backhander referred to here would be a bribe, or "Schmiergeld" (lit. Grease-money)

Now. Why do you ask?

Memo to iPad mimics: No one wants a $799 knockoff

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I thought of an analogy the other day...

Android is like Katie Price's attractive, intelligent cousin; working hard at the orphanage when she isn't developing renewable energy solutions and cancer cures. And yet, for some reason, the media are all full of stories about Jordan...

Google 'Arctic Sea' – Chrome native code, ahoy!

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That could be fun...

Havent' worked with Haskell in years... :)

Google Apps boss says cloud computing is your destiny

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Joke

Nope.

Just you.

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Okay, sure...

... finally Sharepoint and Office are catching up on simultaneous updates. Here's something to consider, though:

(a) How many businesses have you encountered which are "implementing" sharepoint? Not have it up and running, but are (still) in the process of figuring out how to get it to work properly and roll it out to their users? And at what expense? Me, I've lost count. And I could* name you at least one that's STILL at it after four years. Four years, and still paying the consultants to roll out something that should just work...

(b) How easy is it to share that experience with someone outside your immediate corporate domain? If you have a living collaborative document that you use to track UAT results being posted by your client's testers and reviewed / updated by your in-house devs, for example?

(c) How easy and cheap is it to set it up in the first place? 'Cos my Mum could set up a Google Apps account (for free) and share and collaborate seamlessly on a workbook, a document, a presentation etc with any of her friends (with internet access) tomorrow. And, fine woman though she is, she's no MCSE. And all she needs is a browser.

I really don't want to sound like a zealot, but this is incredibly good stuff. Not everyone's cup of kool-aid, I'll grant you, but shouldn't be dismissed out-of-hand for lazy reasons.

*could but won't, 'cos that way lies trouble... ;)

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Who downvoted?

Seriously. Someone asked a question, and El Limerino answered it. What's to downvote?

Or did you not like the fact that there was an answer? "Ooh, someone spiked my FUD... Boo hoo..."

Like someone said earlier, horses for courses. There are a lot of applications where this simply works best. You don't have to deal with it, but it's worth getting up-to-speed on the subject in case it becomes part of your job at some point. And for those applications where it really doesn't make sense to go cloud, don't.

There. That wasn't so hard, was it?

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Well, just as a f'rinstance...

If you thin-client into a remote server to work on an Excel spreadsheet on a shared folder, and one of your colleagues wants to edit the same spreadsheet at the same time, it's going to go tits-up.

With a google workbook, I can have a conference call with a project team (in-house and external), all of us looking at the same status sheet at the same time, able to see who's updating what and how and all doing this in real-time. With version control in case the new guy wipes the whole thing.

Okay, not all of the analytics tools are reproduced; it's basic spreadsheet functionality (growing every month), but for 99% of uses it works, and the benefits from easy sharing are enormous.

Or you can email your precious trackers back and forth and try to figure out how to consolidate Fred's updates with Wilma's updates and Barney's deletions. I assume you have the time...

Inventor of the Workmate dies

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Yup.

One that folds...

US robot ornithopter spy-hummingbird in flight test triumph

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Seems remarkably stable!

Will it be on the market by Christmas?

(And when I say "on the market" I mean the market on our high street every Saturday and Tuesday)

RoboCop statue fundraiser hits $50k

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And on the pedestal these words appear:

"My name is Murphy, cop of cops

Dead or alive you're coming with me!"

Nothing besides remains. Round the decay

Of that iron-clad wreck, boundless and bare

The ruins of Old Detroit stretch far away.

(Apologies to Shelley)

Samsung intros 10in Android tablet

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I looked at that...

How do you get along with it switching off its wireless with the screen? I understood that was a hardware thing, and therefore not something that could be fixed by rooting it...

Tempting, mind. Deffo. :)

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Happy

Touche, sir.

...And barely introduced at that...

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Paris Hilton

Yeah, I know...

All the macho alpha-geeks are moaning about the "ugly" comment, 'cos tech SHOULD be ugly, right?

Well, I'm sorry but a tool that you're embarrassed to pull out in front of a client is a tool that stays in your satchel instead of being useful. I'm all for function over form, but form's a factor too.

Difference between you and me: I recognise the importance of form. Difference between me and a fruity-fanboi: I don't over-emphasise the importance of form.

La.

(Paris appreciates a well-formed tool... Obviously...)

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Nice face...

...shame about the legs.

Shows potential, and it's nice to see credible options, but seriously. Its backside is fugly...

Wifi-only option under £200 would fly. Possibly carried by pigs. ;)

Google brings 2-factor authentication to Gmail

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Joke

No.

It's wrap your phone in tinfoil and your head in clingfilm.

***Children! This was a joke! Do not really wrap your phone in tinfoil or you'll block the signal!***

(seriously, if you do wrap your head in clingfilm 'cos I told you to then don't come crying to me if you die as a result. Have some common sense...)

It's official: Nokia bets on Microsoft for smartphones

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Happy

Cheap, powerful alternatives...

...to the fancy Apple and Android offerings already exist. Some of the best run Android, mind, but they're not expensive. The Orange San Francisco, for example, is extremely capable, costs under a ton and can be unlocked for free.

Okay, it's not $30, but it does have the distinct advantage of actually existing...

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Happy

Cheer up Greg...

It's actually quite good.

In fact, pretty much everyone who's asked me to give 'em a quick demo has gone away wanting one. Including some iPhone4 users, and at least one person with a Nokia handset ruining the line of his suit.

Isn't that encouraging? Come... Join us...

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Ew.

I hope he wasn't shaking his shit-throwing hand...

iPad TWO: What, already?

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I quite liked the razor thing.

Pointing out the worthless hype, I guess.

C'mon. Pro glide? Are there any *professional* shavers out there? I don't remember seeing it on ESPN.*

* I've never watched ESPN.

Apple to 'boot boxed software from retail boutiques'

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"...There must surely be a ... portion of (customers) for whom...."

Ah, but if you no longer fit the profile of a Mac user then the cult don't want you no more.

Outcast! Heretic! Infidel!

NY hookers cross street from Craigslist to Facebook

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Grenade

Hmm...

My fifteen-year-old daughter has a blackberry.

Behave.

Sir Elton outs iPad 2 release date

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Coat

Funnily enough...

Mr Tumble tipped an April release this very morning.

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