Re: “ANRO decided to honor these 16 additional offers too"
“…and also, due to a further user error, the developers who were named in Oriel’s ‘About’ dialog box.”
The words booze-up and brewery rather come to mind.
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Politicians of either colour have been fire-hosing money at the NHS for years. The NHS management then swing from their tyres and smear their poop over the walls, throwing bundles of cash randomly around as they do it.
The inevitable “crisis in the NHS” headlines then appear, and everyone blames the politicians. Rinse, repeat.
Anyone seen or heard from Amanda Pritchard lately, the alleged head of NHS England who is paid a vast salary to ensure that the buck stops with her?
Dare I suggest that it was rueful laughter because you’d discovered her cunningly hidden slush-fund/overrun padding?
ie the Scotty approach: “I always tell you a repair will take three times as long as I know it will… how else can I maintain my reputation as a miracle worker?”
"There, I've finished and made the final code commit. Oh man, users are going to adore this new AI feature!"
Next day, colleague walks in with a sombre expression: "Uh, Tim, bad news I'm afraid. The first telemetry is in, and users are disabling your AI thing in droves."
Blood drains from Tim's face.
"But... but..."
"Yeah, sorry. Oh, and regarding your other past projects, Kin and Zune and Bob... uh, we never really updated you about those after they launched, did we? Come on, let's take a walk..."
"The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons" - to quote Ralph Waldo Emerson.
In other words, a properly decent person or company wouldn't need to say things like "do no evil" or "we promise never to do X", because it would go without saying.
It's like hiring a baby-sitter who makes a point, unasked, of promising you she's not a murderer. Why, isn't that reassuring?
Ian Johnston: Many, many people will just stick with W10 and not worry about updates.
Well, until one of the updates Microsoft does deign to push out (probably described as something innocuous like “stability and customer experience improvement”), puts giant scary full-screen “This version of Windows has reached end of life!” warnings in front of the user to panic them into an upgrade…
The best comment on this I saw was on Reddit, and was along the lines of “several of my cow-orkers believe the vaccine conspiracy theories, so when the alert goes off, I’m going to clutch in pain at my arm, fall to the floor, then stand straight up and in a blank robotic monotone, praise Joe Biden.”
I have a friend whose approach to (cough) torrenting films is to go purely by filesize. “This one is really high quality! It’s over 15GB in size!” (said of a file that is basically a lossless-compression 4K recording of someone pointing a VHS camcorder at a TV screen that is showing a flip-phone recording of a movie taken from the back row of the cinema, complete with the back of people’s heads and plenty of coughing).
In the same way, I’m sure there are CIOs out there who weigh up competing software options purely on the basis of how long the feature lists for each are. “Yes I know the IT dept say our employees only need basic document editing and email, but this office suite has AI! And blockchain! And a ‘new improved UX’ whatever that is!!”
As a child of the '80s, I fondly remember the usual ones - ZX81/Spectrum, BBC B, C64 - but I do get a twinge of nostalgia when I remember the more obscure systems. MSX, Aquarius, Oric-1, TRS-80 (way more popular in the States than the UK), Dragon 32/64, Acorn Electron, Sam Coupe... sigh.
Is it beer o'clock yet? Is the sun over the yardarm? A pint raised to all those early 8-bit pioneers :)
Could be worse - on a subreddit I follow, someone who's a mobile heavy equipment mechanic recently posted a tale of the time he was called out to a construction earthmover that wouldn't start. Customer screaming, job unable to proceed, etc etc.
So he drove for two hours to the customer's jobsite... moved the machine's gearshifter out of Drive (interlocks prevent start when in gear) and into Neutral, started it without problem, and got back in his car to drive two hours back.
And did, at least, get to bill the customer the ID10T tax of 5 hour's callout charge.
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Indeed, I wish him long life and a good recovery. His absolutist, no-compromise attitude to software freedom has benefited all of us, even if sadly it's earned him detractors on the way.
Not trying to trivialize his condition at all in any sense, but I have an elderly dog who is currently going through chemo for the canine equivalent of NHL - his third round, and he's 17 going on 18. The oncology vets are amazed at how well he's doing and his incredible quality of life. After each round he has remission for about 4-6 months. At $1000/month for the chemo, I should bloody well hope so!
ISTR that at least one of the Roman emperors employed a slave to stand next to him at state functions and whisper into his ear “Remember, thou art mortal”, as a guard against the adulation of his hangers-on making him too complacent.
Perhaps a modern equivalent for Zuck, Musk, and their ilk.
“Remember, thou art a clueless cockwomble etc…”
It's an animated GIF (remember them?) not a "video" per se, and the corruption seems to appear when it's scaled down, as it is embedded in the article. Clicking opens it at full size, whereupon it works.
Out of interest, I wonder if this is browser-specific? For what it's worth I'm using Firefox 114 on Windows.
Either that or it's the Reg's scaling algorithm that's wonky.