Re: ARM, as Azure customers will know, is a deployment and management service...
>One of our engineers tried to download the P*rnhub back catalog using a Powershell script.
Well, that would certainly explain the cock up.
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A few years ago I was in Hawaii, on Big Island (so, technically, on Hawaii too). My wife and I drove up Mauna Kea one night. There's the James Clark Maxwell telescope at the summit of course, but also a visitor centre part way up, and on that night the local astronomy society had set up their telescopes in the car park there for public use.
I've never before, or since, seen such a spectacular view of the night sky. It was incredible; no exaggeration, it was like looking at a live version of the ST:TNG opening credits; I half expected the Enterprise to swoop into view at some point.
(And yes, I know, saying "the night sky looked as good as the credits from a fictional TV show" does sound rather sad, come to think of it...)
Anyway it really brought home to us just how degraded the night sky is in most of the Western world, and what we've lost almost without noticing.
> Reg authors are also restricted by the annoying 10-minute edit window!
But on the plus side, as an official Reg staffer, you’re allowed to drive in bus lanes, take a shopping trolley through “baskets only” checkouts, you’re accredited to perform weddings and register deaths, and as a team you are collectively third in line to the throne.
Plus, of course, all that attention from screaming Reg groupies, although I dare say that gets a bit tedious.
You're right, and in the early 80s editions there's some really good in-depth discussions of how to write compilers, or plot lines on screen efficiently, or about object-oriented vs. functional programming. As the decade turns towards the 90s it's noticeable that the tone becomes more "look at this new ready-built PC from vendor X".
What struck me, more than anything I think, is how vibrant the ecosystem was at the time. Thousands of small companies touting their hardware/software/services, with varying degrees of hyperbole. "AI" cards for the PC/AT. Serial port printer sharers. 2MB!!! add-in memory boards. 19" monitors that can do a stunning 1280x1024 - in monochrome ;)
Maybe there's just as many small vendors now, but seeing them all shouting for attention in the small/classified ads really made me think that we've lost something, now that the personal computer is so much more standardized.
And less of the "kids today" please, sarcastic one above. I lived through that era the first time round and have the ZX81 RAMpack-blutack PTSD to prove it :)
I didn’t even notice. Thanks to a commenter on the Xerox Star article a few days ago, I’ve been deep in the rabbit-hole of reading old BYTE magazines from the 80s. All computers now in my conception have a million discrete components, RAM measured in the megabytes, and multiple 5-1/4” disc drives. Anything beyond that is witchcraft. Witchcraft, I tell you.
I’m glad that PC/laptop screens have finally moved away from the annoyance of a few years ago where they were all 720p or 1080p (because those panels were manufactured by the bajillion for TVs, and hence cheaper).
It’s so nice to once again be able to buy computer screens with decent vertical resolution!
Aaaaargh. Thanks to your comment, I've been sucked down a fresh rabbit-hole and have spent the last hour reading that edition of Byte. Thanks, I think?
(https://archive.org/details/byte-magazine-1981-08/mode/2up?view=theater, for those similarly tempted)
> redraws your eyes looking directly at the camera - and yes it is creepy as fsck
That does sound incredibly creepy. Why do I have a mental image of Roger Rabbit's Judge Doom?
Oh absolutely, and don't get me wrong, Windows 2000 is the One True OS, the prelapsarian Eden that daily, we fall further and further from. If I had my way I'd still be running it. Just hearing its startup sound always gives me a madeleine moment, recalling a time when IT was waaaaay more fun. (At the opposite extreme: Windows 10's "Use Advertising ID yes/no: if you turn this off you'll still see the same number of adverts but they won't be as relevant". There are so many things wrong with that, and what it says about the state of modern end-user IT, but that's a rant for another time.)
I singled out NT4 though simply because its installer is freakishly fast on modern HW. Win2K's installer is still speedy but not to the same ridiculous degree.
Let's have a pint and reminisce.
Seconded, and I speak as one who generally prefers PCs for their greater flexibility.
I have never found a PC touchpad that is as reliable and efficient to use as Apple's implementation. They're always either too sensitive, or not sensitive enough, or randomly misinterpret clicks/swipes. Whereas the one on the Macbooks I've owned and used always just... works.
Interesting. Your comment made me think "Surely it supports legacy boot?".
But you're right. I have a T14 here (basically the same as the X1, but has an Ethernet port :) ) with a 12th Gen Core processor and yep, or rather nope - no legacy boot option in the BIOS, only UEFI.
As an aside though, I'm delighted to see that the BIOS setup UI on this one can be switched between fancy-schmancy graphical and good old quick-and-reliable text-mode. Never seen that on a BIOS before; it's normally one or the other.
It's worth pointing out that Lenovo's Thunderbolt 4 dock works really, really well, and provides full Ethernet support, including Intel AMT out-of-band hardware management. AFAIK there are no other TBT4 docks that implement AMT.
No, a TBT4 dock isn't a solution when you're out and about - it's about the size of a paperback book - but for working at a desk it's great; charging, display, Ethernet and any attached drives/printers etc all via one cable.
Yes, I am somewhat of a Thunderbolt fan.
…that when I hear Microsoft describe a protocol as “disgusting” and overdue for replacement, my immediate reaction is “it’s from the bad old days when IT was ruled by techies not clever people with MBAs; in other words, we can’t monetize it, or use it to get adverts to the end-user”.
I am getting too cynical.
> whilst being wheeled about a hospital with a broken leg, we passed a sign for the "Department of Nuclear Medicine". Although "Nuclear Medicine" might have sounded pretty awesome, on the whole I was probably better off in Orthopaedics.
Where’s your sense of adventure? You could have left there with SIX broken legs!
Replying to myself, because I missed the edit window... Here it is on youtube.
I have a lovely recording in my collection - and it's probably on youtube, although I CBA to check - of an IBM mainframe at Bell Labs in the very early 60s, running a demo. It starts by playing a rather wonky, but recognizable, monophonic rendition of Daisy, Daisy. Rough, but darned impressive for the era, you think. Then it begins the second repetition, this time with harmonies and percussion. Wow, you think, this is actually amazing for 1961-whatever.
And then the mind-blowing moment when, on the third iteration, the synthesized speech comes in singing the actual words. WTF.
They were clever boffins indeed. And my understanding is that this demo was the inspiration for HAL9000's performance a few years later.
This pint's for them.
I am not a Windows fan, and am in violent agreement with you, but I do have to query an apparent contradiction in what you said:
> which comes with very little included
followed by
>You have to deal with the manufacturers bloatware and on top of it with Redmond's bloat as well.
Which is it? "Very little included" or "deal with bloatware"?
Personally I'd rather have the former. Give me a basic OS with functional network drivers and a WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE EDGEnon-retardedEDGE CAN SAVE YOU MONEY browser and I LET'S GIVE YOU A FULLSCREEN UNSKIPPABLE TOUR OF EDGEcan take it from there myself and get the stuff I want. Yes, Microsoft, that Edge crap is exactly what I mean.
In my experience the problem is almost invariably on the Windows side. The OS has an annoying habit of classifying new network connections as "public" (which is prudent, and a far cry from the pants-down permissiveness of older versions of Windows) but then hiding the UI to make them "private", a known glitch on Windows 10 at least. It can't be DNSthe firewall, there's no way it's DNSthe firewall... oh. It is DNSthe firewall.
Oh, goody, was my reaction. Now, when I try to search for a local file or launch a program by name, instead of just getting Web Results for: Q2-Budget-Draft.doc or whatever, I'll get an AI-generated response as well.
"How does Q2-Budget-Draft.doc make you feel?"
Dammit, Eliza Bing.
"...AI infused into the OS..."
"...leverage data insights..."
"...cloud-native..."
"...containerized..."
"...quantum-safe encryption..."
Sadly, it still falls short of being a viable modern product, because... it doesn't include blockchain, and even worse, IBM insist on selling it as a boring physical product rather than in NFT collectible form.
No no no, I just drew a garish picture of a monkey in MS Paint and I'm selling it for $4000... therefore that's what it's worth, right? And if I have a disk crash and lose monkey.bmp then I can loudly complain that I've lost $4000.
That's how NFTs seem to work.
Well said PM, though I’ll gently remind you of the old aphorism about wrestling with a pig…
And honestly, the original comment was the best laugh I’ve had all week. I half expect it to be revealed as an over-the-top parody of dumbfuck Putin trolls.