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US voting machine certification agency probes potential hack

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Re: Boney? ( Part 2 )

He finally finished the upgrade from a wired to wireless home network.

There was a cat 5 that really was gone.

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Re: Boney?

Well, it was a shame how he carried on.

Meat pies in SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

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"pie-rrty pooper"

That is a terrible term for people who insist on ruing a perfectly good headline with so-called "facts" and "accuracy." Don't they realise we live in a post-truth era.

No, these people are rats. Pie rats.

Russian hackers got Trump elected? Yeah, let's take a close look at that, says Obama

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Or they didn't vote because they were being actively suppressed by one of the many legal measures that were in place to prevent citizens from voting in the US elections. That happened to a lot of people, particularly in swing states ( as the rules tend to be instigated by republican administrations who want to help out their own side ) and very likely enough to swing the states needed for an electoral college win.

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Black Helicopters

Even if there was minimal foreign involvement ( and all the evidence seems to suggest there is ) it seems that all the electoral organisation in the US is completely partisan, so there is a huge amount of voter suppression and gerrymandering that goes on across the board there.

I don't know why anybody in the US thinks that is alright, but everyone seems to take an attitude of "oh well, I guess people's votes don't really matter that much anyway" which seems really odd in a country that makes a big old fuss about democracy. And that's even before you get to the weirdness of the Electoral College and the way that your vote has a totally different value based on where you live.

Samsung SmartCam: Yes, those eyes really are following you around the room

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Re: I'll note one other user case and one other failure.

From an agricultural point of view something like this can be useful for monitoring livestock - one of my friends currently has a camera along these lines set up to keep an eye on a sick horse in the stable.

Like a lot of these types of gadget, it is quite practical in a few very specific circumstances. Whether any of them are common enough to make it a viable commercial endeavour is another matter.

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Re: coming soon....

Unless of course you are Ray, the man afflicted by a sarcastic tone of voice. ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq_A6IYJYu4 )

Fancy that! Google was keen on 'draining the swamp' in 2013

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Surprising medium of exchange

"According to the World Federation of Advertisers, many ads are bought, paid for, the cheques cashed, but never seen by a human."

Wait a second, cheques were cashed? You would think they would use a more modern way of transferring money.

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Re: Basically...

From what I can tell the way a swamp is drained in the post-truth Trump era is by drinking it.

Earth days are getting longer – by 1.8 milliseconds per century

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And yet...

And yet they feel a little shorter every year.

$17k win for man falsely accused of a terrible crime: Downloading an Adam Sandler movie

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"Ve cannot afford to risk breaking ze Geneva Convention."

Russia accuses hostile foreign powers of plot to undermine its banks

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The Trump Technique

Is this another Trump accusation, where an organisation accuses others of doing the exact thing it is doing?

Seems to be a big part of Russian strategy in general, so it wouldn't be surprising.

San Francisco's sinking luxury Millennium Tower: Tilt spotted FROM SPACE

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Coffee/keyboard

An interesting way to destroy civilisation

This really made me smile and I absolutely don't want to make you feel like I'm saying this in a mean way because I genuinely love it, but there is a noticeable difference between a woodpecker and a wood pecker.

If you're talking about a bird, you probably mean the former...

A closer look at HPE's 'The Machine'

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Re: Actually a quantum leap will not be enough

As I understand it ( and it may become clear shortly that I am not a physicist ) a quantum leap in computing would result in a machine that will execute any task it has been handed during its own lifetime in an arbitrary order. Processing would commence with an "Oh boy" statement, whereupon the main thread has to identify where and when it is located, resolve some kind of dilemma and move onto the next process. Meanwhile a secondary thread will slap a small piece of perspex and spout percentage chances regarding the purpose of the current job, which will all turn out to be incorrect.

It seems a little bit complicated TBH.

LAKE OF frozen WATER THE SIZE OF NEW MEXICO FOUND ON MARS – NASA

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Re: Martian Ice - Sparkling or Still?

But then when you have booze from martian distilleries, people will be able to open Mars bars.

AI is all trendy and fun – but it's still a long way from true intelligence, Facebook boffins admit

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Re: Knowledge ≠ understanding

This is where a lot of people in AI research go wrong in my view. They are treating the problems of intelligence as technical, when the underlying questions that we need to answer are overwhelmingly philosophical.

That is bad news in terms of getting reliable answers because philosophers seem to be pretty bad at that, but until we have a much clearer idea about what consciousness and understanding are, how can we imagine we could simulate them. Even if one relies on the concept of consciousness as an emergent property of the system, relying on something mysterious appearing in a system of sufficient complexity seems little different from superstition.

Hyperloop One settles hangman lawsuit

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Re: An unfortunate choice of words

This is the big noose story of the week so far.

Fake election news meltdown vortex sucks in Google

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Re: I for me

I had a Da Vinci Code moment the other day when I realised this connection:

The animal associated with the Republican Party is the elephant.

Everyone knows the rhyme about Nelly the Elephant.

Now, consider this: How did Nelly The Elephant leave the scene?

Mind blown.

Kotkin: Why Trump won

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Holmes

Mandatory

I believe every outlet has to have at least one Why Trump Won piece and this is one of the better examples. Certainly looks from here as though the Democrats lost at least as hard as Trump won, but then it's hard right? You lived your whole life in a certain environment and it has always worked out fine for you, why would you expect that to change? Seems like a lot of Washington had no idea how thin the ice they have been skating on for decades had grown. Will be interesting to see what comes of that.

Something that seems to be is missing from a lot of analysis is that nobody outside cities votes Democrat. Maybe if they acted like they were remotely interested in people outside major conurbations, the map wouldn't be a huge red expanse between a pair of thin blue brackets. But then this time around they didn't really seem that interested in anyone really.

Toblerone's Brexit trim should be applied to bloatware

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The people spoke

They said they would bring us back freedom and sovereignty but all they did was ruin Marmite and Toblerones.

Brexflation: Lenovo, HPE and Walkers crisps all set for double-digit hike

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Mushroom

I believe Mr Farage is too busy leading protests against the rule of law and the correct operation of the British constitution right now.

Which job is AI going to eat next? Step forward, CCTV operators

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I can see AI being good enough to match a human doing a shitty job at this kind of thing, but probably not someone with real skill. The problem being that most humans of skill start out doing a shitty job but get better with experience, so perhaps over time the outcome of AI in many of these currently human-occupied roles is that you have something cheaper than humans but the standard drops in general because the AI becomes the benchmark of doing the job.

Also there is the whole thing about how AI is often trained with it's creators racial biases and you potentially end up with automated systems that might behave in ways that are effectively racist and who do you call out on that? The people running the systems? The people creating them? Establishing the human responsible would be an interesting challenge.

WebAssembly: Finally something everyone agrees on – websites running C/C++ code

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Re: No, No, No, GOD NOOOOOO

I never understood why one would want to take a terrible language from the browser and put it on the server instead of finding a good language and putting it in the browser. Always seemed totally ass-backwards to me.

Could Heather from EastEnders turn on Kettering if Lohan is no-show?

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More likely she found it straight away and now, realising where it is, has gone into hiding.

Exit through the Gift Shop? US copyright chief was assigned to shop till, tweeting

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Doubtful statement

"Congress relies on the Register’s expert advice"

I'm just not sure that many law makers are tuning in to get the latest from Vulture Central. They might make better decisions around technology if they were.

Microsoft: We're hiking UK cloud prices 22%. Stop whining – it's the Brexit

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Mushroom

Not like this, though, was it?

All the experts ( in fact anyone with the most basic grasp of how economies work ) said it would be a financially suicidal move, enough people voted for it and surprise the experts turned out to be right.

We might have lost a few percentage points on the pound, but at least we'd still have had banks and multinational companies operating in the UK. We're going to lose that and it is going to hurt the whole country like hell. I anticipate at best a massive post-brexit kicking from the IMF, quite possibly a Brefault on the national debt and a proper collapse of the pound.

At which point the Brexiteers will doubtless crow that they have made us all millionaires.

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Re: UK is doomed!!!

Microsoft Azure: Amazon for people who like downtime.

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Re: Scribus?

You have to learn to use it - the workflow is very much about publishing - but it seems to work pretty well, certainly a viable match to Publisher and way more usable than LibreOffice in terms of fitting images and text on the page together.

'Pork Explosion' flaw splatters Foxconn's Android phones

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Reminded of a monologue

"As we talked of salty meat and Turkish Bob, I began to sweat and dribble, the shop became a giddy plughole of plastic, price cards and a father and child asking if I had finished with the lap top, I opened my mouth to answer but words don’t really form in a boiling geyser of pork..."

I suspect I'm not alone in being reminded of this.

What's not to love about IoT – you can spy on customers as they arrive

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Holmes

I think we need a term for people specialising in the IoT - I know people are recommending "idIoT" but that's maybe a bit mean, I suggest iotter.

These diabetes pumps obey unencrypted radio commands – which is, frankly, f*%king stupid

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Re: And people wonder why I don't trust modern technology!

Knowing how these things go, they probably whipped up a simple proof of concept prototype to demonstrate how it might work and that immediately got seized on and released as production software.

Simulation shows how space junk spreads after a satellite breaks up

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Mushroom

I was thinking the same- Seveneves is the best thriller about delta-v I've read.

DARPA does a podcast

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Re: 2006 wants its technology back, indeed!

One can actually run a podcast through Soundcloud - it's got a passable RSS feature hidden away in the background.

South Australian mega-storm blacks out whole state

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Even a local power outage got things to the shocking situation where I had to plug a phone into my land line if I wanted to talk to people outside shouting range. It's easy to forget that base stations are on the same power grid as everyone else until the whole lot goes down for a while.

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Renewalols

Last time there was a big storm I suggested that our local wind farm just spin the turbines the other way to slow it down. I thought it was a good idea but apparently they weren't big fans.

Brexit at the next junction: Verity's guide to key post-vote skills

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Re: Slowly does it

It would solve a lot of security problems.

I mean, I never had to install any kind of A/V on a slide rule.

Heathrow airport and stock exchange throw mystery BSODs

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Re: En route from CAI to NCL

Using a computer like that in your transport system, they knew the RISCs they were taking.

Emacs and Vim both release first new updates in years

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In fairness rebinding caps-lock solves a lot of problems, including ones where you accidentally find yourself shouting for no good reason.

I typically find the latter reaction is quite common when I use Vi...

Google-funded group mad that US Copyright Office hasn't abolished copyright yet

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Given that they plan to automate away all non-creative work in the next twenty years or so, it seems a little harsh that they also want to prevent creators being able to create their own income. Who do they think will be paying for their services in future?

The Rise, Fall and Return of TomTom

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Re: Not looked back since

Sounds like the problem there is that you affixed it over your rear-view mirror.

Plusnet broadband outage: Customers fume as TITSUP* continues

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I was offline this morning too. I find it a little reassuring when a story about that kind of problem shows up on the Reg- at least it means it's a big problem that will probably get addressed. If I have a problem that means they have to get BT involved ( they're part of BT, but apparently not in any useful sense ) then it will be a long time before I see any internet.

Star Trek film theory: 50 years, 13 films, odds good, evens bad? Horta puckey!

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Re: J.J. Abrams

As far as I can tell, running about, shouting and big spectacular explosions are easy to sell internationally in a way that more thoughtful or considered film making seldom is. They save a lot on translation.

QANTAS' air safety spiel warns not to try finding lost phones

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Re: The ultimate iPhone destruction video waiting to be made?

The real bastard is that then they charge you for the extra piece of paper.

Nul points: PM May's post-Brexit EU immigration options

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Going off the rails

Don't know why they think it is so difficult - every train through the channel tunnel already goes through a points system.

Victoria Gov tips $6.5M into uni security seeder, city-country farm tech

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Steam trains, gas lights, etc

Nice to see Australia investing heavily in Victorian technology.

Paper mountain, hidden Brexit: How'd you say immigration control would work?

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Re: Let's hope

At least Labour have remembered how to do opposition again. Unfortunately they've only figured out how to oppose the other bit of Labour, so it's still a complete waste of everybody's time while the unchallenged Tories stomp Godzilla-like over every aspect of Britain leaving havoc in their wake but you know, got to be a move in the right direction hey?

Mozilla's trying on seven hot new spring/summer logo looks

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Re: Monster's inc?

Be careful! I think your pocket might be full of bees.

$100m settlement snub: Super Cali goes ballistic, says Uber deal atrocious

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Re: **Applause**

A search for "Super Cali" reveals that Vulture Central have used this format about ten times so far, mostly in reference to this story. I actually thought it was more, but certainly a good running gag.

Two G4S call centre staff sacked over 999 answering scam

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Mushroom

A fact universally acknowledged

Private sector organisations are more efficient.

Private sector organisations are more efficient.

Private sector organisations are more efficient.

Repeat until true.

'Flying Bum's' first flight was a gas, gas, gas

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Now the circle is complete

This brings things full circle- Iron Maiden influencing a zeppelin.