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English county council blasted for 'inept project management' in delayed SAP replacement

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Re: Changing the requirements after coding complete...

Precisely the kind of thing an agile process is supposed to help with, but you can't say an agile project will hit "finished" by a specific deadline because you don't know, so a lot of more conservative organisations won't touch it. What they don't appreciate is that the difference with agile is that it's honest about the unpredictability, not that that other approaches are predictable. Real life organisations benefit more from being able to adapt software to their needs as they understand them than they do from having something that doesn't match what they need delivered before the end of the fiscal year, but try explaining that to a finance director.

Can't help but feel if they had employed a small dev team of their own- even if they were paying them very competitively- they'd have ended up with better results, under better control, sooner, for far less money.

FBI seizes $3.6bn in Bitcoin after New York 'tech couple' arrested over Bitfinex robbery

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Re: A Real Name

Also a famous knight, as I heard it.

Flutter flits onto Windows, declared fit for production

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Meh

Re: How long before Google abandons this?

It's hard to incline oneself strongly to a language or platform that you know will suddenly be abandoned and have all support withdrawn.

At least Microsoft have shown a certain dogged persistence with a bunch of technologies over the years- Xamarin seems to have been around for ages. Google seem to delight in whimsically declaring something no longer useful, dropping it and walking away leaving anyone unlucky enough to have adopted it far behind.

You can only do that so many times before you have burnt the majority of your potential users, certainly enough to warn everyone else what is likely to happen if they adopt your tools.

Crack team of boffins hash out how e-scooters should sound – but they need your help*

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The difference being that your bike (hopefully) travels on the road and is governed as road traffic, whereas scooters are on the pavement and fall more under pedestrian rules.

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Trollface

An opportunity to create spontaneous art

Every brand should be allocated an instrument and just have an hour or two of free-jazz improvisation on that instrument as the sound. As different scooters approach and pass one another new and unique moments of combined music would be created.

Also it would have a positive effect on traffic, crowded public transport and house prices as everyone aside from extreme free-jazz afficionados would be driven out of the city pretty damn quick.

Infosec chap: I found a way to hijack your web accounts, turn on your webcam from Safari – and Apple gave me $100k

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Re: Very clever

If people releasing large scale software with lots of developers involved think their team and process are so good that the product has no vulnerabilities, that just means the people finding them are keeping it quiet. This is a pretty great example of a bug bounty doing exactly what it is supposed to.

The robots are coming! 12 million jobs lost to automation in Europe by 2040 – analyst

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Terminator

It's not an irresistible law of physics, though, the market is more akin an ecosystem that shapes itself to the environment around it, which is what states create with regulation. If it can find a way to change that environment in its favour it will, but when competent states regulate where the boundaries of the market exist it can survive without turning everything into a dystopian hellscape and making our lives intolerable. Unfortunately we only have politicians interested in serving the market rather than us, so of course it is increasingly steamrolling us and it will continue to until it has killed us all or we have found a way to replace the politicians with ones willing to regulate and shape it.

Crypto.com acknowledges 'unauthorized activity' on servers, maintains no funds have been lost

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Pirate

Re: "All funds are safe."

The funds are very safe, much safer in fact than they would have been we not transferred them to our personal accounts, which we keep exceedingly secure.

Linux Mint 20.3 appears – now with more Mozilla flavor: Why this distro switched Firefox defaults back to Google

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Windows

I had Mint on a dual-boot with Windows where I used the latter for my work. Upgraded Mint to the new LTS version and during the process it managed to both break grub and somehow kill all the graphics drivers so I could no longer boot into Windows and I could only get Mint up as a command line.

No more Windows in under half an hour. And also hardly any Linux.

That was the end of Linux on the desktop as a serious option for me - it took a couple of days to get my laptop back up and running and that was time I couldn't get paid for. Combined with the extreme difficulty of getting an Nvidia video card working and trying to make it do anything useful with audio, it really brought home the old saying about how Linux is only free if your time has no value.

To err is human. To really screw things up requires a wayward screwdriver

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Holmes

Re: "I had a friend..."

This is a for real friend, I keep out of computers since the early days of pentiums when my brother helped me build a tower unit (I think it was a P166, so pretty powerful!) and after it refused to start we had to get actual expert help. That's how we learnt that anti-static bracelets exist for a reason and also that my brother apparently generates way more static than most people.

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Sometimes the hardware harms you...

I had a friend whose screwdriver "slipped" while he was repairing a PC and managed to hit him in the eye. That was the account his employer got, at any rate. The facts of the matter may have been that he was practicing the essential tech skill of spinning his screwdriver in the air and catching it like some kind of crosshead throwing knife.

Perseverance on the rocks: Pebbles clog up the rover's Martian sample collection

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Re: Surely...

It may be quite hard to test for some of the conditions that show up in martian gravity, where presumably things fall in a somewhat different way.

How's 2022 going for you so far? Hopefully better than it is for IBM Cloud

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Re: No comments

I think it is very telling that your cloud can be down and pretty much nobody notices. IBM's relentless journey into complete irrelevance continues.

US Commerce Dept says China has brain-control weaponry

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Mushroom

They've got brain control and magical lasers and... and... and...

The sheer amount of wild conjecture that the US Defence industry will use to desperately claw for more cash from the government is extraordinary.

Of course the Chinese do have a massive and growing technological advantage which will result in an effective monopole in the next century, but that's because they're educating their engineers and scientists without burdening them with a lifetime's debt. America is so busy spending that money on spurious military projects and invading places there's no chance of them catching up on that front.

Crowdfunding platform Kickstarter planning move to blockchain. How will it work? Your guess is as good as ours

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A bit of a mess

If blockchain was so good, you would think that companies would be using it already (the technology is far from new) without making a big song and dance about the whole thing.

But if they are using it for publicity, why is everyone I follow on Twitter who has previously kickstarted things saying they want nothing to do with this disaster? It's really hard on creators who have benefitted from Kickstarter's market lead and marketing power to make successful projects in the past and now find they have to choose between stepping away or working with the kind of company who does... this.

After deadly 737 Max crashes, damning whistleblower report reveals sidelined engineers, scarcity of expertise, more

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Re: Trains and Planes

I would guess that few rail systems provide as many barrels of pork to US politicians and Boeing do.

Humanity has officially touched the Sun (or, at least, one of its probes has)

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From what I understand it takes a while for data to get back, but then they spend a lot of time going through and analysing that data to confirm exactly what it was doing- hence the article mentioning the last couple of flybys may have touched the Sun but they aren't certain yet.

Ooh, an update. Let's install it. What could possibly go wro-

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Re: Windows NT 4 SP2

This gave me a sudden flashback to those massive books of CDs that you'd get every quarter with your MSDN subscription covering all the latest updates and service packs along with OS install media etc &co. I had completely forgotten about those.

China plans to swipe a bunch of data soon so quantum computers can decrypt it later

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Black Helicopters

Given most of the hardware the rest of the world uses is made in China, "oh that? yeah we deciphered it with quantums" might make for a good cover if anyone found them using data that should have been securely encrypted without giving away any spy-in-the-hardware type systems they have slipped into people's chips, motherboards, memory, graphics cards etc &co. A side benefit being that it would make it look like they had way more quantums than anyone else which would probably America to work much harder on that, knowing that if the US makes any big breakthroughs that are practical to turn into products they'd probably have them manufactured in China.

Academics tell Brit MPs to check the software used when considering reproducibility in science and tech research

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It seems to me that alongside this, if you're using custom code along with your standard tools and that code is required for reproducibility, that absolutely should be open sourced and published alongside the paper.

Robotaxis freed to charge across 60km2 of Beijing

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Terminator

Where is the gap between words?

Robo Taxis sound cute and fun but Robot Axis sounds quite sinister and we should really be careful to determine where the space goes before we endorse this idea.

Crypto for cryptographers! Infosec types revolt against use of ancient abbreviation by Bitcoin and NFT devotees

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Pirate

Of course, the original cryptocurrency was money stolen from crypts.

In the '80s, spaceflight sim Elite was nothing short of magic. The annotated source code shows how it was done

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And the Green Furry Humanoids of Diso were REAL Green Furry Humanoids.

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Re: Ah Elite !

There was actually an even easier bug (I found it by accident, not sure how widely known it was) on the Amstrad where if you died on your way to a space station then went into the menu and hit "save" it would save the game as if you docked successfully. That really got me through the first few hundred credits until I could afford docking computers...

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Re: Hang on...

I think it could be fairly argued that the Arch release was the best version of the original Elite. It had so many neat tweaks and the way you would run into existing battles and could choose whether or not to get involved was extremely good.

Russia blows up old satellite, NASA boss 'outraged' as ISS crew shelters from debris

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That's not how any of this works

I get that it's a very confusing name, but it's not called a "vacuum cleaner" because you use it for cleaning up a vacuum.

Why machine-learning chatbots find it difficult to respond to idioms, metaphors, rhetorical questions, sarcasm

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Re: One word: DUH!

It worries me sometimes that there is still an attitude that we can create understanding if we just throw more statistics at it. Simply put, the questions of meaning and what constitutes it have been part of philosophy for a long time and they will not be solved by larger sets of language data (also why automatic translation of idiomatic language is likely to fail) because they rely on understanding.

Those big questions haven't changed and they have not been solved. My view is that we're not going to answer these questions without a GAI, which is a little further down the road than working fusion power, and once we have created one of those making chatbots slightly better will be the last of our concerns.

Facebook may soon reveal new name – we're sure Reg readers will be more creative than Zuck's marketroids

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Holmes

It reaches everywhere, and like the many-headed monster of myth, any time a legislator or whistleblower cuts off one of its heads two more seem to grow to replace it so they should call their new organisation Hydra. I understand that there's even a comic-book connection in there.

Microsoft's problem child, Windows 11, is here. Will you run it? Can you run it? Do you even WANT to run it?

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Re: Would love to jump ship, but...

I used Linux on the desktop for years and in the end I went back to Windows because I realised I was spending so much time trying to get things working (it's always hard, the tools for even quite common things like audio management or running laptop 3d accelerators are niche, awkward to configure and confusing, and the documentation is usually out of date or nonexistent) that it simply isn't worth it for me these days as a desktop OS.

The observation that Linux is only free if your time has no value remains painfully true.

Windows 11 in detail: Incremental upgrade spoilt by onerous system requirements and usability mis-steps

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Alien

Looks suspiciously like they've gone for Star Trek alignment

When 8 came out, it began to look as though MS operated on a reverse-Star-Trek philosophy of odd-numbers good, even numbers bad for OS releases, but of course Windows 10 jumped a version number because so much software did a regex check for a 9 anywhere in the version and assumed it meant 95 so it sounds like they've flipped that and achieved full alignment.

Is it a bridge? Is it a ferry? No, it's the Newport Transporter

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Re: "Decline and...

We'll know we've reached the next stage of collapse when the government is replaced by a bunch of goths.

Stairway to edam: Swiss bloke blasts roquefort his cheese, thinks Led Zep might make it tastier

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Coat

Re: Controlled experments: thats the ticket

Sounds like you want this experiment to be performed more Caerphilly.

AI sucks at stopping online trolls spewing toxic comments

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Re: The other way around

But Twitter is full of actual literal nazis. Like you can't criticise a racist for having racist opinions without having hundreds of nazi sockpuppet accounts pile on you and that is apparently fine by Twitter's security systems. Reporting them tends to get a "*shrug* What do you expect? It's just nazis" type response.

It's pretty clear by this point that it is by design and by this point Twitter is a site for nazis and the rest of us who use it are incidental to their core mission.

SpaceX blasted massive plasma hole in Earth's ionosphere

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Coat

More like the I...OH NO... sphere.

Organic battery tech could work better than a woolly hat in the cold

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Re: Naphthalenetetracarboxylic

Of course, GUIDs are hard to pronounce, but it transpires practically they are no worse than 60% of the Welsh language.

Twitter cries for help to solve existential crisis of whether it's Good

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A dystopian technology

This take on Twitter is one I've found pretty convincing, discussing whether it is a true dystopian technology- "a technology that makes each user better off, but makes the world worse off as a whole."

That seems like a fairly good description of it.

Talk down to Siri like it's a mere servant – your safety demands it

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Bad news for those of us who willingly put our voices out into the world, I guess. Or at least we need to start giving our families some kind of codeword to indicate we are for real. Even if this is, as yet, not something anyone has seen in the wild it's a fairly dystopian concept.

Meltdown's Linux patches alone add big load to CPUs, and that's just one of four fixes

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So if I recently purchased an Intel-based system on the grounds of it being fast and it is still under warranty, should Intel be sorting me out with a new processor as soon as they have figured out how to security? It seems like it would be the right thing for them to do.

Fridge killed my baby? Mag-field radiation from household stuff 'boosts miscarriage risk'

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Re: MF - EMF

EMF??? Unbelievable.

Engineer named Jason told to re-write the calendar

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Paris Hilton

Re: July and August must Go!

You appear not to be in favour of "Sextember" but I have only just discovered that was a thing that might have existed and it's already my favourite month. Perhaps we should just make it last slightly more than two months to celebrate it's greatness, so that the official conclusion of Summer would become the 69th of Sextember.

Did you unwittingly support the destruction of net neutrality rules?

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Re: Does this mean the NY DA has evidence of large scale identity theft?

It certainly looks that way, also a new and pernicious variety of identity theft which we can anticipate seeing happening much more in future.

Of course, in this specific case it may be that the emails would all track back to the correct ISP for that user and even to the correct endpoint. Given who the players are in this case it seems a little hazardous to trust anything short of physical letters or in-person meetings.

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Re: VERY simple search form

If that is your real name and you aren't working for Monsanto, nominative determinism is dead.

Net neutrality nonsense: Can we, please, just not all lose our minds?

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What about that identity theft thing, though?

I'm surprised this doesn't pick on the veracity of the accounts of huge numbers of people's identities being faked to send in the faked messages on the topic. I get that you're looking at the end as more important than the means, but if the reports are correct and potentially thousands of genuine citizens' information was used to create the impression that they supported a political point of view without their knowledge, that seems to me a pretty big story in its own right- possibly the first occurrence of a new kind of identity theft. Also it seems like regardless of the source it probably ought to be illegal.

Certainly something I'd be interested to get a Reg angle on, seeing as most of the reports I have seen have been interesting and strongly suggestive but lacking in that necessary edge and sense of the big picture.

Lock them up and throw away the (don)key

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"... until finally the politician let my ass go" is apparently a standard international conclusion to tales of political engagement.

Military test centre for frikkin' laser cannon opens in Hampshire

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Re: Perfect climate

Little known history fact: The Romans actually had these weapons. That is why a) they conquered the Mediterranean so easily and b) they were eventually defeated by goths.

FCC boss Ajit Pai emits his net neutrality extermination plan

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Re: another kind of SEO

This is a genuinely massive story - as far as I'm aware a totally new kind of identity crime. I'm surprised we haven't heard from El Reg on it yet, though I guess they are doing the research to be able to produce something more in-depth when they do a story on it.

Tesla launches electric truck it guarantees won't break for a million miles

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Re: K.E.R.S

So we need to create a Wide Area Network of Kinetic Energy Recovery Systems? Got it.

'It's back to the drawing board...' Innocent axions found not guilty of dark matter crimes

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Re: Axions were not axioms after all...

I mean, they certainly sounded logical.

MPs slam HMRC's 'deeply worrying' lack of post-Brexit customs system

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A lot of these numbers ignore that even if we can afford these extra amounts of money post-Brexit it will be because £350 million will amount to about 4 euros by then.

Silverlight extinguished while Angular wins fans among developers

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Or M?

If my work is anything to go by I think ORM is just a standard thing now for most people, so it may not get separated out from other areas as much as it did. Also with object store type databases, the need to map objects to relational data becomes more limited.