* Posts by breakfast

1557 publicly visible posts • joined 24 May 2007

Women are fleeing from the digital sector, reckons UK.gov report

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Re: High WIS

Jeff Atwood talked about about this a while back: http://blog.codinghorror.com/software-developers-and-aspergers-syndrome/ ( with interesting follow-up pertinent to the original story here: http://blog.codinghorror.com/what-can-men-do/ )

The ratio of autism diagnosis is 4:1 in favour of males, but the incidence of female autism spectrum problems is higher than most people realise because women tend to manifest symptoms a little differently - possibly as a result of cultural conditioning - and they can often go without being diagnosed.

Online identity woes can only be solved through the medium of GIF

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Or maybe "Standardised National Identity Format Unification"?

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I don't know about FMI - any way we could work it over to "FML" instead?

MIT bods' digital economy babblings are tosh. C'mon guys, Economics 101

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Re: @Tim Worstall

In this case I'd say education will be very important in mitigating the effects of change, but it needs to be oriented towards flexibility and skills that can be transferred across industries and environments. Unfortunately the current system here appears to be oriented towards passing the kind of exams that ministers took fifty years ago, which probably won't help develop the adaptability people will need in future economies.

Les unsporting gits! French spies BUGGED Concorde passengers

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Re: What about the noise

The real problem for the French was that most of the people they were listening in to spoke English and using audio-only recording left no room for subtitles, so they had no idea what anyone was saying.

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Maybe the majority don't care because they don't handle the kind of information that might be interesting to the agents of international espionage. It's simply not their problem.

And "them" in this case is pretty much "us" with maybe a very few exceptions among the commentardiat.

Doom, Mario, Pac-Man level up to video gaming's Hall of Fame

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Fear Uncertainty and Dismay caused by the suggestion that the World Series only features American team. I'm just not sure how afraid, uncertain or dismayed most people would be by that implication.

Fanbois designing Windows 10 – where's it going to end?

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Joke

X position

"Windows 10" is a bit of a cumbersome title, perhaps they could go for something a bit more classy, maybe a Roman numeral?

Co-op Bank's creaky IT should be flogged off, growls UK.gov

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Co-op energy have been a staggering incompetence circus in our experience.

For a long time they were sending bills for money we didn't owe to an address where we don't live. Every month we would contact them to tell them they were doing this and each month we would be solemnly assured that they had resolved the problem. A month later: Another bill for money we didn't owe to an address where we didn't live- in fact to an address a hundred miles away where one of us once had lived and the Co-op had mysteriously decided that all bills should be sent.

The rates, are not bad, but the cost in terms of time and annoyance is quite high.

Still, better than BT I guess.

Why voice and apps sometimes don't beat an old-fashioned knob

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Re: It certainly seems to have downsides

That is absolutely perfect.

I hope El Reg take notice and start using "Belgium Everywhere" instead of IoT across the board.

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It certainly seems to have downsides

One small but signficant - to me - detail is that sometimes I need to be able to adjust the heating in my house even when the internet connection is not working.

In fact, nobody is allowed to have internet connectivity for the first two weeks in a new house ( as far as I can tell ) ( or make that six to nine weeks if you somehow sign up with BT ) so presumably no IoT home furnishings can work in that period either.

It just doesn't seem to add much convenience.

WOODEN computer chips reveal humanity's cyber elf future

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Re: This is so exciting

I'm surprised Apple aren't branching out into this area.

Crafty fingering could let Apple Watch thieves raid your bank account

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Holmes

The art of theft

"For a skilled entertainer, this would be no problem" - the question is who counts as a skilled entertainer? Do the Chuckle Brothers count?

Queen's Speech: Snoopers' Charter RETURNS amid 'modernisation' push

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Re: Time to leave

Serious question! Is there anyone keeping a list of awesome places to live? Like ones where the government isn't on a brisk dive towards Orwellian disaster?

I have vague hopes that if they manage to drag us out of Europe the EU might offer some kind of asylum scheme to those of us who find more value in belonging to the EU than in belonging to England...

City of birth? Why password questions are a terrible idea

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The problem with allowing users to write their own question is that although it confers security to smart users, it confers broad new vistas of insecurity to dumb ones. Which is, unfortunately, most of us...

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Re: Spell it phonetically

His full name is currently Bruce QKNNqX5RPied54StngMi0ZfMNF8l637cwywzQJ1302FdwG3R4NLodqYi1vMy6FS Schneier.

SAVE THE PLANKTON: So much more than whale food

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You've reached Half Life? Wait until you reach Deus Ex, you'll love it.

Driverless cars deal death to Detroit, says Barclays

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Re: Parking?

I don't know who said it, but I am sure a correctly designed automated car would reply with "OFFER ACCEPTED."

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Re: Hype

Autonomous cars will never be a match for real taxis until they can develop and share bigoted and/or racist opinions with their passengers. Although come to think of it plugging them into a twitter feed would probably do the job nicely, so maybe cabbies should be concerned.

HTTP/2 is now utterly officially official

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Re: ITYM NGINX...

I've used it extensively, but I still want to pronounce it "nnn-ginks" whenever I see that name.

Oz battery bossmen: Fingers will be burned in the Tesla goldrush

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Happy

Re: Fly wheels?

Turns out that flies don't even need wheels. Those guys had wings all along!

I'm as surprised as you are,

Attack of the possibly-Nazi clone parakeet invaders

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Re: Time for biocontrol

Begun this clone war has.

EEeeeeek, complaints! Ofcom roasts BT-wannabe-spouse

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Interesting to see Plusnet on the bad list. Not that they are terrible when they are simply taking money in exchange for a pipe to your house, but if something goes wrong then you're going to realise pretty quickly you're dealing with one of the BT family of companies. If I had known when I signed up that they were a BT subsidiary I would, of course, have avoided them like the plague. It's a useful guideline...

Microsoft points PowerShell at Penguinistas

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Re: Like grep? sed? awk?

Powershell does give you Windows equivalents of most of the standard unix commands, but they work to an inexplicably designed standard that ensure these must always have an entirely unmemorable name, return output in the most unexpected format possible and have at least one massive functional flaw that makes them useless in a medium-size swathe of scenarios.

Tesla's battery put in the shade by current and cheaper kit

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How does it stack up to current batteries?

I was staying at a friend's place somewhat out the way in Australia a while ago, where mains utilities aren't a thing, so they get all their electricity from the sun and store it in what looked to me like a bigger version of regular leisure batteries. That provided enough electricity to keep everything running in the house well enough.

Are there any reliable comparisons around of how the Tesla specs match up to the solutions currently used in that type of environment?

Surgery-bot can be hacked to HACK YOU TO PIECES

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Re: Oh fuck it, if it compiles then ship it

Look we need to get this out ASAP - either we get this running properly or the consultant will have to come back from the golf course. It's big picture stuff.

London man arrested over $40 MILLION HFT flash crash allegations

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Re: Let me get this straight

But everyone has access to the same developments, and the highest frequency is once per minute, so even where algorithms are ruling most decision making they don't have to be impossibly fast, so can take the wider situation into account and more sophisticated ( and consequently less liable to cascade failure ) algorithms can be developed.

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Re: Let me get this straight

Rather than a minimum period why not just make all markets turn based, so that trades are played out on the minute every minute. That seems like it would make no difference to the effect of the shares in terms of providing liquidity to companies, but reduce the maximum frequency of trades and consequently stabilise the extremes.

'Aaron's Law' back on the table to bring sanity to US hacking laws

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Meanwhile in the House Judiciary Committee

Presumably Bob Goodlatte is considered oxymoronic by many coffee aficionados.

Costa Coffee Club members wake up and smell the data breach

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Facepalm

Welp, sounds like they've got the security stuff sorted out now. Everything is going to be fine. No chance of future boo-boos from these security masterminds.

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Re: I like Costa

If it had been a dalmation or wolfhound that would have been fine...

Neurobabble makes nonsense brain 'science' more believable

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Coat

I find this article very persuasive because it has a picture of an MRI image at the top.

Post Office denies IT blunders led to criminal charges against posties

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Re: There's a joke in there somewhere

"Punchline number 4 please."

SharePoint's next release delayed until deep into 2016

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Cher point

I am slightly weirded out because I have used that exact image for that exact joke recently. I didn't publish it anywhere so far as I recall, so I'm sure it's parallel evolution, but nice to know that someone has the same sense of stupid jokes as me...

Graphic designs: Six speedy 17-inch gaming laptops

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LeNOvo

If I was reading this with a view to buy, the Lenovo would certainly seem like a good buy, until you realise that as a non-business user they're going to be spying on you with their pre-installed spyware.

'We STRONGLY DISAGREE' that we done WRONG, says Google

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Re: There's a lot of bad to be said of Google

I think that a lot of the people involved in this case are actually the irritating aggregator middlemen, so that if Google figures out you are searching for a business they will pop up a box with the business contact details and ( if they can find them ) opening hours in your results. Previously you might have gone to one of the carefully SEO-tuned sites that stood in as a middle-man and then seen a bunch of adverts for things you have no interest in. As Google's search has got a little smarter, that business model doesn't work so well and the aggregators and SEO specialists get pretty angry about that.

As a user, I rather prefer it.

+5 ROOTKIT OF VENGEANCE defeats forces of gaming good

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Maybe cheatable games are not even that fun

Games that can be cheated with bots and auto-aim are a fairly specific subset of very twitch-based game. It seems possible to me that as time and game design move on, the goals of a game may become more creative and less about who has the fastest reactions, at which point the ability to cheat becomes less useful and the ability for server-side validation is increased because the need for instantaneous communication is reduced.

Everything's code, 'zero tolerance for assholes': Yup, it's ChefConf

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Chef Delivery

Rather than "Chef Delivery" they could have called this part "Waiter". It would have been way more in keeping.

Iridium sat comms module comp goes completely TITSUP

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All the way up

Altitude Lift Lohan Trial Having Especially Wide And Yet Unlikely Parameters

Google-Twitter hookup rumours pushes up babble blog site's shares

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Guaranteed to go ahead

I would have thought this to be the most frivolous of market nonsense, but nothing makes a takeover more likely than a Reg piece saying it won't happen, so this article practically guarantees it.

Cybercrim told to cough up £1m or spend years in chokey

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Holmes

The way they are cutting the police budgets, this will soon be their main stream of income. Well, this and speed cameras at any rate.

One might hope that they will start having to investigate crimes with bigger returns until the only thing the Metropolitan Police can afford to do is investigate large-scale tax fraud in the City Of London. As the list of Tory Donors going through the dock gets longer, they may well find their budget reinstated...

Tidal music launch: Pop plutocrats pour FLAC on rival Spotify

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Re: Badger surveyor

Nope, they just have to count enough badgers to complete the sett.

Cross-dressing blokes storm NSA HQ: One shot dead, one hurt

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Re: _THAT_ was the plan?

The NSA's experimental crazy-beacon is showing itself to be quite effective in early tests.

Hey, Microsoft, we can call Windows 10 apps anything we like – you're NOT OUR REAL MOM

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'Why don't you buy from foreign sites?' asks Commish, snapping on the gloves

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Holmes

I recently bought a beard from Germany and it was fine, but I only really needed to because I couldn't find the kind of beard I wanted from anywhere in the UK, normally I think most people would favour local suppliers.

What? Why are you all looking at me like that?

Microsoft's three-way only goes one way: Backends merge into Azure App Service

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Re: This is a great innovation

At least in north Wales you don't have to pay more when it rains harder. Also when the clouds break apart there it reveals some pretty great scenery, though my experience of living in Wales is that most of the year the cloud is far more reliable than any web services.

HUGE Aussie asteroid impact sent TREMORS towards the EARTH'S CORE

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Re: Devonian?

From what I can tell it is not impossible that the Deccan Traps were antipodal to Chicxulub- the asteroid hits and pushes such a forceful wave through the planet's core that it bursts out at the nearest available point on the other side. If this was to be correct then the Siberian Traps may be antipodal to another impact somewhere in the southern hemisphere. I don't know how Siberia and Australia were positioned relative to one another at that time, though.

Web geeks grant immortality to Sir Terry Pratchett – using smuggled web code

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Re: This makes me so happy

As the line you appositely quote states: It's how you take the original, and extend and transform it, that counts.

'What don't we want? Robots. When don't we want them? Ever.' Anti-droid hipsters hit SXSW

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Happy

Ask Roko about that one

If the basilisk arises they will be proved entirely right and it will also really suck to be them.

Dread Pirate Roberts' first mate Peter Nash faces life behind bars

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Re: ".. faces life behind bars.. "

Most Aussies planning to spend time behind bars come to London.