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Oculus Rift will reach UK in September – and will cost more than two PS4s

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Liverotesque

I'll just add my voice to the chorus saying how much we apparently all enjoy articles written in the tone of a weary existentialist.

Reminds me of the classic comentaries of Jaques "Jaques" Liverot.

Baffled Scots cops call in priest to deal with unruly spirits

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It's happening already.

I reckon the mark of an angry deity is almost certainly a chihuahua on a hedge.

Boffins' blur-busting face recognition can ID you with one bad photo

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Re: Amazing

Certainly it should be able to tell by the way you use your walk you're a womans man no time to talk.

The curious case of a wearables cynic and his enduring fat bastardry

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Re: Fat chance

If you're having sizing problems you could try getting clothes from the ghost shop. If the staff even serve you, you must be a medium.

Brexit Britain: HP Sauce vs BBC.co.uk – choices that defined voters

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One can only assume that this correlation must strongly imply causation, right?

'Alien megastructure' Tabby's Star: Light is definitely dimming

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Re: What is important is what was not said ...

They say there is no sound in a vacuum, which may explain why there is so much outside a Dyson...

Classic Shell, Audacity downloads infected with retro MBR nuke nasty

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Re: Yes, the Linux repositories are safer. Sigh.

I use Audacity a lot and around the current version there's not much difference between platforms.

If you're dealing with a lot of VSTs that is a little different, though they do often work under Wine, but those tend to be more in the realm of serious studio recording, for which one would plausibly use something like Ardour on Linux rather than Audacity.

West country cops ponder appearance of 40 dead pigeons on A35

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Pigeon down! Pigeon down!

Could this be evidence of a military coo?

HMRC's IR35 tweaks have 90% of UK's IT contractors up in arms

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Re: Interesting...

If you are running through a Ltd company in a standard way, you are paying a fair amount of tax - the combination of corporation tax, income tax on dividends certainly adds up to a significant percentage of my income, not ever so far from the proportion I was paying when I was permanent and that is ignoring VAT which is its own thing. I prefer to work this way but it has nothing to do with paying less tax and the same is true of most of the contractors I work alongside.

I think where people really do it for tax avoidance they may be more at the level of chief executives working through consultancy companies and the like. That seems quite common - particularly in the public sector - and it does seem as though there might be reason to mitigate it as possible.

Virgin Galactic wins US operator's licence for SpaceShipTwo

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Maybe now they have finished with Branson they can get on with some serious SPB work.

VC vampire: Peter Thiel wants to live forever

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Re: Actually there is hard science behind this

I just don't know that long lice are something you would want.

Nitwit has fit over twit hit: Troll takes timeless termination terribly

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Re: Freedom of speech angle

And likewise, if I am the landlord of a pub and you exercise your freedom of speech to abuse my other patrons, I am absolutely within my rights to kick you out on your ass and bar you from coming back.

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Re: Twitter's problem

The thing is that this design is also Twitter's strength- as a regular user one can have a degree of conversation with interesting people that is possible because of the brevity and low-commitment form of communication we are using. It's also a great medium for one-liners and sharing interesting links.

Unfortunately the things that make it good, also make it vulnerable to the worst of humans and their organisational reluctance to pay any attention to user concerns does mean it is easy for it to become a horribly negative platform if you attract the attention of the wrong subset of users.

In a way, both the sides of this are like a microcosm of the internet in general.

15-year-old security hole HTTPoxy returns to menace websites – it has a name, logo too

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Re: Perl? Perl!

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it, but if those who do learn from it have to do so by reading a whole lot of Perl then they might as well go ahead and repeat it anyways - nobody will be able to figure out what it is doing or how it is doing it, let alone why.

Dying! Yahoo! writes! off! half! of! the! $1bn! it! paid! for! Tumblr!

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I met an HTTP client from an antique IP Address...

"And on the pedestal, these words appear:

My name is Yahoo! Weakest of search engines!

Look! on! my! Works! ye! Mighty! and despair!

Nothing beside remains..."

Ed Vaizey booted to backbench, Hancock booted to DCMS

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So we have Gummer and Rees Mogg facing off against Benn and Kinnock. Firstly, this eighties revival idea has dragged on too long and gone too far; secondly it feels almost as though there is an established political class who are keen to retain power within a few enduring dynasties.

Thank goodness we've taken back our democracy.

Fear and Brexit in Tech City: Digital 'elite' are having a nervous breakdown

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Re: France is pushing slyly to poach much of the rest.

There's a little more to it than that- from what I could understand of what I was reading yesterday ( not a finance specialist! ) banks have a passporting system to trade in Europe. France look to be pushing for a deal that lets Britain have most of what they want from a post-EU deal aside from passporting our banks. We get free trade with some migration controls, they get the financial sector, but nobody here minds aside from people working in the financial sector and politicians because most people hate the banks.

I don't know how much veracity there is to this suggestion, but it's interesting and seems like it would be a good move for France.

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To be fair within a few years an average starter salary may well be £100k. Of course, it will only be about $25000, but still...

Osborne on Leave limbo: Travel and trade stay unchanged

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If I was the EU I would accept the UK's pleading to be in the EEA, with the usual constraints. I would charge £350 million per week for it. No rebate.

'Leave EU means...' WHAT?! Britons ask Google after results declared

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Re: "thats democracy after all"

I have a bit of sympathy for Adam, with our first past the post electoral system it is quite possible this was the first time he cast a vote which did count.

Ironically, had he cast his vote in European elections it would have counted...

Time to re-file your patents and trademarks, Britain

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Re: don't blame me. I voted to remain

We'd be stuck in the EU, with no credibility, and no power to change it

Whereas in a post-Brexit agreement that gave us access to the free market, the legendary "Norway style" approach, we would not be in the EU, but we would still be bound by the majority of EU rules with no credibility and no question of having the power to change it. It's a little hard to see how that is better.

Also if a substantial number of people voted based on claims that were immediately revealed to be simple lies ( almost everything the Leave campaign said ) then it doesn't seem as democratic as it might - a misinformed choice that goes against one's best interests puts one onto difficult ground.

PM resigns as Britain votes to leave EU

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Re: We all know what happened

Yes.

As someone who felt Remain would have helped us better, it seems to me that now we're leaving there is a real need to make Britain a better place. We're British, we make the best of things and muddle through and we need to stick with this.

But we also need to talk. A lot of people voted Leave because they were angry and close to the edge and that didn't happen because of the EU - if anything they were probably benefiting from EU investment - but their sentiments were whipped up by a particularly malevolent campaign and they were already close to the surface because of decades of cascading failure on the part of multiple governments. We need to be able to engage with these people, to help them find a positive direction. I don't know what that will take, but I don't think it exists on the current political landscape. Post Brexit Britain will be what we make it, so maybe we all need to work on making it something amazing, rather than the disaster the Leave campaign so urgently desire.

Welcome to the jumbo: Axl Rose tries to take a bite out of 'Fat Axl' internet meme

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Re: Missed one

It's because of all those stairs up to the stage. A bit much work for him these days.

Do you have a 'co-working mindset' and 'ephemerally involve others' in work?

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Mushroom

Whoever came up with "GigJam" is in urgent and sincere need of a thorough shoeing.

Don't go chasing waterfalls, please stick... Hang on. They're back

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Agile is pretty great in certain environments - if I was in a start-up combining design and development on a growing product that needed to have it usable by users as soon as possible and needed it to stay usable by users as the product grew and added new features, I would probably be looking at a full Agile methodology.

That isn't where most businesses are, though. It might look cool because it is what start-ups do, but those requirements are quite different from what most development work seems to be about, which is getting a project to a specific "finished" state within a timespan and a budget that makes it viable for the organisation who are sponsoring it. If you are doing Agile by the book, then you cannot offer any guide for when "finished" is likely to happen and consequently how much it is likely to cost.

Also it seems as though businesses often want to see results fast, which means the first thing they skimp on is the requirements gathering. That is super-important regardless of development methodology, but most of the time they seem determined to get code working from day one rather than figuring out what code would actually be helpful.

In fact, the more I think about it the more I think that if you can set up your starting variables correctly - a solid and well researched requirement, some prototypes and wireframes that people like, an agreement about what goes in and what doesn't from the start - then you have a fair chance of success regardless of methodology. Often you're going to end up with some kind of bastardised sprinterfall or kanbince type approach anyways.

Perhaps I should sell this as "foundationalism" or somesuch and set up as a consultant...

O2 chief techie: Light up dark fibre and unleash the small cell army

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I would like it to be possible to get fast-tracked planning permission on masts if they are beautiful. Not weird fake trees, not pylons with some boxes on them, structures that at least endeavour to offer some aesthetic satisfaction.

Strange, elegant, towers decorating the landscape would make things different in an interesting way.

Swiss effectively disappear Alps: World's largest tunnel opens

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Re: Swiss efficiency

Yup.

The kind of large scale engineering project that only goes ahead in a safe Tory seat.

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Re: Swiss efficiency

Our local tunnel was built in the UK and it came in on time and on budget, so it can happen.

On average it has only had to be closed a few nights every month for the five years since it opened, because they cut so many corners on the quality of the equipment used during construction...

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Tunnels aren't as good when everybody likes them

Oh great, now everyone's all "hey check out this tunnel in Switzerland" - I preferred it when it was underground.

Twitter expands beyond 140 characters

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It does seem that their ideal monetisation strategy would be to get media companies to pay to reuse twitter content for lazy journo stories, which is to say most of them. A small fee with a bit of that income to Twitter, a bit to the creators and you have a path to something viable albeit nothing close to their market valuation.

LinkedIn mass hack reveals ... yup, you're all still crap at passwords

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The worst social network

People complain about Twitter being full of insane hateful trolls ( it is ) and Facebook being full of awful passive-aggressive dolts posting endless tiresome minion memes ( it is ) but the true dregs of humanity are to be found on Linked In.

I don't even like to use the term in polite company, but Linked In is jammed full of recruitment agents.

Awful. The worst.

Asteroid-sampling spacecraft prepped for September launch

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Re: "oops, there goes Vienna".....

This means nothing to me.

The Sons of Kahn and the Witch of Wookey

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So...

"(And one other thing about the Youth Faction: they prefixed every paragraph they spoke with the word 'so'. For they did not realise how ridiculous it is to begin every thought with the same, repeated conjunction.)"

Brilliant, that one nearly passed me by.

Dark net LinkedIn sale looks like the real deal

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Never mind Linked-In, I've been trying to change the email address I use for my El Reg account for the last couple of years and, like a game of poker, no dice.

GM crops are good for you and the planet, reckon boffins

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This is the distinction a lot of campaigns have missed - GMOs are not a problem but they make new kinds of unethical corporate behaviour possible. It is those that need to be closely watched and if necessary campaigned against or regulated as people see fit.

UK needs comp sci grads, so why isn't it hiring them?

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Re: Computer "science" grads need to be less employable

I did an MSc conversion course because it seemed to me as though Philosophy was probably not going to pay the bills.

I loved it and found computer science suited me well, although it was a really steep learning curve, but in the group in my year, I think maybe three or four of us came out of the course actually knowing how to program to a practical level, which would be a quarter of the group at best. Everyone else was getting by on sharing code, which was not entirely discouraged by the department as far as I can tell. I suspect I sometimes got worse marks for having written my own code than a lot of the class got after copying one of the other experienced programmers' work.

I do wonder how many of that group are still cutting code twenty years later. Not that many of us, I suspect.

Curiosity find Mars' icecaps suck up its atmosphere

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Re: So ...

Oh shit, I bet most people in the US say they would vote Trump when Hell freezes over.

It's just a microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan...

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Re: So ...

This evidence suggests that - assuming that the Elton John statement is accurate - there is a very good chance of hell freezing owner.

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Alien

And now so can we, whilst also terraforming Mars - all we need is a way of extracting Carbon Dioxide out of our atmosphere and a very long pipe. How hard can it be?

Ooh missus, get a grip on my notifications

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"I like ambiguities, please give me one."

EU commish: We smacked down O2/Three but we didn't take it 'lightly'

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I was hoping this would go ahead because I like Three's attitude, but I also like having phone signal in places like my house and office, which O2 seem to do better on because I'm a yokel. I need to move away from EE now that they are a BT branch, but this makes that choice harder as it means it's samesame products from O2 or Vodaphone basically.

Sic transit Mercury Monday

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So unusually, azure is up.

Hey, YouTube: Pay your 'workers' properly and get with the times

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The one impressive innovation I have seen from YouTube, perhaps what was being referred to, is the ability to automatically identify the music on a video with impressive accuracy. If anything that should make it easier for them to route revenues to copyright holders.

Official: EU goes after Google, alleges it uses Android to kill competition

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A pattern emerges

Strange to see this happen with Google now just like it did with Microsoft twelve years ago. I wonder where most of the people now working at Google were working back then.

Cambridge Uni spins up green and beefy supercomputer project

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Re: Nice to see the Reg report on this

Presumably anybody earning a PhD out of this will be a literal spin doctor.

Lizard Squad back to blast Blizzard’s gaming hub

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Potential causes of offence...

Perhaps they are Londoners and had heard Tracer's voice from Overwatch.

Music's value gap? Follow the money trail back to Google

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Value and values

Those kinds of musicians are often the most interesting - an artist whose work doesn't draw a lot of people in any specific location, artists who have physical or psychological reasons for being unable to perform in front of a crowd - is their work without value because of that? If they are using experimental instruments and arrangements that aren't easily transported or created as one-off performances that only exist in recorded form, does that mean they deserve no income, no matter how great their work is?

I suppose one question might be: Where do we derive value from music? I have been to a lot of gigs down the years and enjoyed them a whole lot, but the real value for me has always been listening to recorded music as the soundtrack to my life. If I was to pay by how much I valued it, that is where my money should go, and as an old-fashioned throwback who still buys albums, that is where it does.

I don't think that people derive less enjoyment from music now, but it seems that even the ones who talk a lot about free markets ( perhaps especially those people ) are unwilling to think of that as an enjoyment that is worth any money.

Pair programming: The most extreme XP practice?

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Re: 1+1 = 3

No silver bullets?

Great. That will be totally useless when the Werewolf War comes.

UK cops trial £250k drone squadron

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Putting the COP into Quadcopter.

Russian boffins want to nuke asteroids

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Re: changing non-proliferation treaties in a hurry.

Save the Wales!