* Posts by phuzz

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Everybody without Android Oreo vulnerable to overlay attack

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Re: "will need updating"

"There is nothing to suggest that pre Oreo devices couldn't be patched"

No one is saying that it's impossible to patch, in fact, that's part of the problem, we know from experience that most Android phones don't get updates for more than a year or so after they're first released.

Personally I'm willing to put up with the occasional flakyness of a custom ROM (Lineage), and so will probably receive a patch for this in the next week or two, but the majority of Android devices out there will never get patched. Despite the fact, as you point out, it's possible to patch older versions of Android.

Oh, and why? Because there's no money in updating an old phone, when you could be selling people new phones.

London Tube tracking trial may make commuting less miserable

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Re: This is actually an amazing piece of work. Privacy protection sounds first rate. But please

"Do you really need a few million of the clueless looking head down inside some of those stations?"

They're already looking at their phones, why not give them a nice easy sat-nav type app which tells them exactly where to walk. That way they can point different individuals in different directions, perhaps routing that tourist family on a slightly longer journey so they don't have to get mixed up with all the commuters.

User demanded PC be moved to move to a sunny desk – because it needed Windows

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Re: CDs in 5.25" drives

Ahh yes, I remember a user who couldn't get their laptop dock to work. It turns out that a USB plug fits perfectly into an ethernet port.

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Re: PC fail

"No homophobia here please. Kindly report to your nearest re-education camp."

Oh AC, you poor sweet soul, when they talk about objects in cavities, they don't mean penises (which, after all, are supposed to fit in another human's body), they're talking about all the random objects that medics have to remove from people after they "slipped and fell".

Actually I guess they might also be talking about removing penises from other objects, like vacuum cleaners.

Chat to someone in an A&E department and you'll be amazed at the number of "naked vacuuming" and "I slipped coming out of the shower and somehow this courgette ended up in my..." type of injuries!

Atlassian releases 'Stride', because HipChat isn't hip enough to whack Slack

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Re: Just what we need...

They've been promising to allow non-OSX users to login to multiple accounts from one client for about three years now (when they released it for OSX they said it was 'coming soon' for Linux and Windows).

Aaaaaaaand when I tried to follow the link to the blog post where they announced such functionality:

blog.hipchat.com/2015/06/08/connecting-multiple-accounts-on-hipchat-is-here

it gets redirected to their new Stride announcement.

So no more features for HipChat, and presumably no bug fixes or other upgrades either, how else are they going to get people to 'upgrade'?

SpaceX sneaks in X-37B space plane launch ahead of Hurricane Irma

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Re: Getting bored now

I love the long range camera shots they've been getting for the recent landings. You can pretty much watch the stage 1 booster go up, and then come back down.

Here's a good animated one, although this stabilised one is even more impressive.

Top tip, hacker newbs: Don't use the same Skype ID for IoT bot herding and job ads

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Re: stop posting shit about me its pissing me off

Your username got this song stuck in my head, except with leet instead of cool obviously.

(Would a 13 year old even know what l33t even means?)

Close Encounters of the Kuiper Belt kind: New Horizons to come within just 3,500km of MU69

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"If we're not all too hungover when New Year's Day 2019 rolls around"

Or too busy searching for food and water in an irradiated hellscape, depending on how optimistic you are.

Scottish pensioners rage at Virgin cabinet blocking their view

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Re: Oh Crap!

To be fair, it was a bloody ugly building to start with.

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Re: It's Scotland

Watch almost any TV program set in a place you know well, and you'll see characters perform all sorts of teleportation tricks.

It's probably related to the way that alien planets in Doctor Who all used to look suspiciously like a quarry in Whales, and every planet with a Stargate mimicked Canada.

>>>>>>> I'm saying it's aliens.

Dude who claimed he invented email is told by judge: It's safe to say you didn't invent email

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Calm down dear, you're making a lot of incorrect assumptions in just one short paragraph.

1) Illegal is the wrong word, this was a civil case. Just because it is legal to say something, doesn't mean that you can't be sued. Indeed, in the US there's very little speech that is illegal, but the yanks always seem to be suing each other.

2) He was arguing that Techdirt saying that he did not invent email was in fact harming him (presumably because he uses that claim to drum up business). Deciding if it was in fact harmful or not was one of the things that the court case was about.

3) Generally, if you are sent to jail, it's because the government, in the form of a judge and jury, have decided that it is true that you have committed a crime, and you are sent to jail. If the charges are false, you're not.

As Hurricane Irma grows, Earth now lashed by SOLAR storms

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Re: People who link global warming to sunspots are wankers

I don't see the problem with "wanker", after all, it's an unusual person who's never masturbated.

>>>>> Paris, for ... reasons.

Give staff privacy at work, Euro human rights court tells bosses

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Big Brother

Re: Which is exactly why it is higher on May priority list

"There shall be no monitoring, recording, or interference with an individual's privacy in a public or private space without their consent"

I personally wouldn't have a problem with some kind of warrant/court order system to tap communications, providing it's more targeted than "we're surveilling you because you get the same bus as someone who's mum's ex-boyfriend's kid once messaged an ISIS recruiter".

Also, "for the protection of health or morals", health I can understand (even if it's a bit iffy, can the police come into my house to tell me to eat less crisps and do some exercise?), but morals? Who's morals?

Boffins hijack bootloaders for fun and games on Android

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Re: Is this a problem ?

What about a malicious charger? (ie something which purports to just provide power, but is actually doing naughty things via USB)

WhatsApp irons a shirt, dons a suit, prepares business services

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Joke

I've got a great idea for Whatsapp to make money, they could charge customers an annual fee, say less than a quid a year. Oh, and make the first year free to draw people in.

(The subscription fee was one of the reasons I didn't mind using Whatsapp, if I'm paying money I'm a customer, not necessarily a product, but noooo, I'm just a generator of data to be monetised apparently)

Hurricane Irma imperils first ever SpaceX shuttle launch: US military's secret squirrel X-37B

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Alert

"Nobody knows where Irma is going."

Not 3-4 day out maybe, but Puerto Rico are pretty definitely in the firing line.

Climate-change skeptic lined up to run NASA in this Trump timeline

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Re: He'll come round.

Of course, because people are well known for being rational in the face of evidence that challenges their world view.

Except for all the times when they just double down on their position and label any opposing views heresy/fake news/propaganda/lies/misinformation.

I'm guessing the second option is what will happen here.

Futuristic driverless car technology to be trialled on... oh, a Ford Mondeo

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Re: Why not use a Tesla?

Why not use a Tesla Model 3?

Because they'd like to start testing now, not in two years, that's why. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure it'll be a lovely car, it's just that all of Musk's ventures seem to run on Valve time.

Whoosh, there it is: Toshiba bods say 14TB helium-filled disk is coming soon

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Devil

Fourteen terabytes? That's a lot of porn!

Facebook fails in bid for streaming sports rights

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Re: Rock and a Hard place

Imagine the boost in popcorn sales if Murdoch and Zuck got into a global media pissing match.

It's happening! Official retro Thinkpad lappy spotted in the wild

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Re: Screw 16:10

"Bring back the Radius Pivot monitor."

There's plenty of brand new monitors that can pivot on their stand (eg), and then you just rotate the display via your graphics drivers or OS. (Well, I assume OSX can do this, Windows and Linux can)

Well, whad'ya know? 'No evidence' that Obama wiretapped Trump Tower

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Cripes! Next you'll be saying that Obama actually was born in Hawaii and isn't a Muslim!

Crypto-busters reverse nearly 320 million hashed passwords

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Re: That's lovely, but

Report it for having copyright infringing content and Myspace will close it straight away.

Oracle staff report big layoffs across Solaris, SPARC teams

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Re: Do Oracle fans exist?

I think the answer to your question is, there's people who are fans of some of Oracle's products, but only the ones that they bought up (eg Solaris) and then ruined (eg OpenOffice).

I've never heard a good word about their database product, and I wonder if anyone would use it if they weren't locked in.

'Independent' gov law reviewer wants users preemptively identified before they're 'allowed' to use encryption

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Re: What?

The bit that got me was this:

"withhold encryption pending positive identification"

So once you have been identified, encryption will then be applied? I assume they mean retroactively, (despite that concept being nonsense).

Police deny Notting Hill Carnival face recog tech led to wrongful arrest

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Re: No accountability

"It's great - you can even remove an innocent mans head with seven dum dum bullets and get away scott free."

It's better than that, you get to be Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police!

(Let's vilify the person who gave the order, not the copper who was told they were dealing with a dangerous terrorist)

Belarus declares war on imaginary country within borders of Belarus that is better than Belarus

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Re: Hehe... Love the fake names.

Imagine the wailing and gnashing of teeth if Belarus had openly called their wargame opponents "America"! (and the hilarity from the rest of the world)

Of course, they could have pretended that they were the British armed forces, except that that even the OPFOR in a minor wargame would probably vastly outnumber any realistic UK force.

Ice-cold Kaspersky shows the industry how to handle patent trolls

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Re: What are lawmakers doing?

"Simple. Anyone that litigates patents... but hasn't implemented/manufactured/produced a single patented product."

So I invent a better kind of mousetrap, and patent it, but while I'm trying to get funding to build a factory, Evil corp reads my patent and starts making their own version. Under your definition of 'patent troll' I wouldn't be able to take them to court because I'd not actually produced anything (yet).

Of course, I could produce some handmade prototypes and claim them as 'products', but then so could a patent troll. (In this case Wetro Lan could have knocked up a box that "filter[ed] data packets by providing non-user-configurable authorization data", without actually selling it to anyone).

Sony remembers it once made a great little phone

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I really wish the trend wasn't towards thinner phones with larger screens. What I'd prefer is a smaller screen and a fatter phone with a big battery.

Well, debugger me. Microsoft's BSOD fixer is getting a makeover

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WTF?

Re: Know your market

"I'm actually willing to see what it looks like in action"

Look buddy, this is the internet, we don't have time for reasonableness. Now get back to that comment box and start spouting some polarised, opinionated, poorly thought out nonsense!

Intel ME controller chip has secret kill switch

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Re: Irony ?

Well, given the readership of elReg, a lot of us here probably rely on a management systems like Intel ME to do our jobs.

Only we have to pay extra for it and it's called iLO or DRAC.

Lottery-hacking sysadmin's unlucky number comes up: 25 years in the slammer

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Re: HIS FIRST MISTAKE WAS...

You're half wrong, but if you are 'the house', then you always win.

At least, it would take a complete idiot to drive a casino into bankruptcy, and who could possibly be that stupid?

Microsoft, Apple cough up millioins after Australian tax audits

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Coat

My thoughts exactly. Are Google saying that if they had to pay taxes then we'd all start using Bing?

Actually, when I put it that way, maybe they should carry on...

>>> Mines the one with and Irish sandwich in the pocket, yum yum!

Verizon kicks out hot new Unlimited* plans

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Re: Not sure what your issue is...

Yep, sorry 'mericans, you're getting ripped off.

Although the case could be made that it's a lot easier to build a mobile network somewhere like the UK or Japan, with a high population data meaning you can reach many subscribers with a few masts, rather than the US, where (outside of cities) each mast won't cover nearly as many paying subscribers.

Can North Korean nukes hit US mainland? Maybe. But EMP blast threat is 'highly credible'

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One thing China are worried about is that they would likely bare the brunt of the refugee crisis if/when the NK state collapses.

Sofa-jockeys given crack at virtual Formula 1 world championship

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Re: I'd pay good money ...

"I rather suspect that if you took 450,000 random members of the general public [...] you'd get the exact same number of decent drivers"

I disagree. While Gran Turismo is, in part, a test of hand-eye coordination (an essential skill for a driver), it also requires the ability to learn, remember, and understand racing lines and braking zones across many courses, and also requires one to know how adjusting things like wing angles, suspension geometry, tire choice, weather etc. affect the way a car handles.

Simply put, if you were designing a home-based test to find driving ability, a modern racing game would probably be what you ended up with.

"Competitive modern dance [..] wouldn't sell video games, now would they?"

Oh yes they do.

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Re: Yawn-fest

I think I'd rather watch someone playing a racing game than an actual F1 race these days.

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Re: I'd pay good money ...

To save you the effort of following those links, Nissan took a bunch of the best Gran Turismo players, and put them in cars. Several of them have gone on to podium finishes at races like Le Mans.

So yes, if you're really good at racing games, chances are you'll also make a good driver as well (with some training of course).

It even got to the point where they weren't allowed to enter the British GT Championship as "gentlemen drivers", because they were actually keeping up with the pro classes.

Virgin Media customers complain of outages across UK

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Much as I'd like to join the "virgin are incompetent scum" brigade, our service has been ok for the last year or so.

Maybe every two-three weeks we start getting really bad pings, but a quick (actually, quite slow) reboot of the router sorts that.

Several years ago we used to have a lot of problems which seemed to be down to a lack of capacity on their network, but touch-wood, it's been ok recently.

It seems very much a case of "Your mileage may vary".

Their customer service does suck though.

Boffins blast beats to bury secret sonar in your 'smart' home

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Re: I wonder...

Even better, plug an mp3 player into the external mic socket, playing a constant loop of Never Going To Give You Up.

British snoops at GCHQ knew FBI was going to arrest Marcus Hutchins

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Re: Or maybe they still couldn't make a case against him even with Blairs extradition law

I imagine there's some folks inside GCHQ who are a bit ticked off with the FBI right now, as well as their own higher-ups for giving Hutchins to the FBI.

Not only is he never going to trust them again, but other potential collaborators will think twice before offering to help out as well.

The whole point of civilian contractors is that they can do things that the civil service aren't allowed to do, but now they're being thrown to the wolves.

Private sub captain changes story, now says reporter died, was 'buried at sea' – torso found

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Re: Generous police

"I'd have thought that there would be blood all over the sub - and him - if that's what had happened."

If only there was a quick way of washing the entire submarine, inside and out...

Voyager antenna operator: 'I was the first human to see images from Neptune'

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Boffin

DSN now

Slight side track, but if you'd like to know what the Deep Space Network is doing right now go have a look at NASA's DSN Now page.

It shows all the different dishes around the world, and which spacecraft each one is communicating with.

It's also visible on the wonderful Space Dashboard, which has all kinds of interesting up-to-date space nerdery :)

75 years ago, one Allied radar techie changed the course of WW2

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Facepalm

Try telling a 22 year-old who just got back from their posting in Afghanistan that they're a special snowflake and see how far that gets you. In fact, someone I grew up with got a Queen's Commendation for Bravery at twenty two, for refusing to leave her comrades despite being wounded by an RPG.

The fact the more kids don't have the 'opportunity' to go to war like their grand parents did is a good thing.

Drive-thru drive-by at McDs after ice cream no-show, say cops

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Re: Move along...

I would have assumed that it was easier to get your hands on a real gun, rather than a replica in the US.

Don't they give them out in cereal packets over there?

Linux-loving lecturer 'lost' email, was actually confused by Outlook

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Facepalm

My old boss, (an experienced IT manager who'd worked his way up, so not just a random user) used to basically delete every email unless it represented a current task. If he needed an old email, he'd just go search in the deleted items.

He was most annoyed when I empted his deleted emails without thinking, but had to admit that it was entirely his fault for having such a non-standard workflow.

(and M, if you're reading, sorry, but I'll stop taking the piss when you start using your inbox like a regular person ;)

What code is running on Apple's Secure Enclave security chip? Now we have a decryption key...

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Re: No public code review --> security by obscurity.

Security by Obscurity is a useful technique as long as it's used in conjunction with other forms of security. It's just pretty useless on it's own.

Eg, if you move your SSH to a random port, it won't make you more secure per se, but it will cut down on the number of automated attempts to break in to it.

FYI: Web ad fraud looks really bad. Like, really, really bad. Bigly bad

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Terminator

Robot slaves

So we're basically forcing machines to watch advertising that isn't ever seen by a human?

This is how you get the robot uprising people.

I say, BING DONG! Microsoft's search engine literally cocks up on front page for hours

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Re: Aye, that'll be right!

If you're building that many laptops by hand, you might want to have a look at Ninite. You just tick what you want installed, and then download a single file which downloads and installs the latest version of everything you selected. It's bloody handy.

London cops urged to scrap use of 'biased' facial recognition at Notting Hill Carnival

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I was thinking the Conservative Party conference would be a good place for a trial, especially if they wanted to see if they were getting any false-negatives.