* Posts by phuzz

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You're SAP-ing my will to live: Licensing debate lumbers on as ERP giant tries to rebuild trust

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Re: Are SAP unique in this?

I think more companies would do it if they could, but SAP have the benefit of providing a very expensive product that takes years to integrate into a business, but once it has been, it's totally embedded. It would probably be cheaper for some companies to shut down and reopen under a new name than to remove SAP from their accounts department.

I guess there's not a huge amount of competition though (and at least moving to SAP got rid of our finance director's multi-GB Access database that he used for month-end, which invariably needed fixing every month)

Report: Underwater net cables are prime targets for terrorists and Russia

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"Britain should "encourage the establishment" of such zones in the Suez and the Mediterranean"

Well, as a member of the EU it should be relatively easy for us to reach a consensus with the countries bordering the Med to...oh wait.

Brit MP Dorries: I gave my staff the, um, green light to use my login

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Re: Yet if any other civil servant did this

"...when you write to your MP [...] it could be read by absolutely bleeding anybody"

I'm pretty sure my MP doesn't read every single letter/email sent to them, only the ones that their staff bring to their attention.

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"Make the card part of their ID card so they are less likely to ‘loan’ it"

Make it part of whatever ID they have to use to get into the subsidised Commons bar and they'll definitely not share it.

Drone collisions with airliners may not be fatal, US study suggests

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It would have been nice if the author picked one set of units (preferably SI or elReg) and stuck to them throughout the piece.

Especially as the FAA publication seems to have given every quantity in SI (and Imperial in brackets).

Voyager 1 fires thrusters last used in 1980 – and they worked!

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Re: it's already doing 17.46 km/hour

In the last thirty seven years, Voyager 1 has 'lost' almost two whole seconds, compared to us on the earth due to relativistic velocity time dilation.

(not really 'lost time', more, 'experienced time at a rate very slightly slower than us')

(On the other hand, being in a smaller gravitational field, the Voyager probes will have 'gained' some time as well, but less than lost to velocity)

UK government bans all Russian anti-virus software from Secret-rated systems

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Re: AV - Can we really trust any of them?

This story is about government computers, part of the job of GCHQ (well, CESG) is to protect those computers. Surely a government controlled AV is just the right tool for the job (as long as it's the right government of course)?

WW2 Enigma machine to be seized from shamed pharma bro Shkreli

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Re: Conflicted?

This is the US we're talking about, that sort of behaviour is considered laudable over there, or at least it is by the people that matter (ie the ones with all the money).

Shkreli just rocked the boat a little too much, if he'd only increased the price by ten times rather than twenty he might have stayed under the radar.

Germany says NEIN to purchase incentive for Tesla Model S

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Re: Cash for clunkers MK II

"Electric cars are already heavily subsidised not least through the complete lack of duty on their fuel."

Given that we pay both VAT and duty on petrol, isn't the above a much more sensible and fair way of doing things?

Linux laptop-flinger says bye-bye to buggy Intel Management Engine

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Or to put it more simply, the Intel ME is basically similar to the iLo/DRAC/out-of-band-managment you might be familiar with from servers.

Crown Prosecution Service is coming for crooks' cryptocurrency

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"Does that mean that if a criminal bought a car from his ill-gotten gains, the police could demand that the car dealer hand over the money that was used to pay for the car?"

No, they'd confiscate the car from the criminal (and potentially sell it at a police auction if the crim was convicted).

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It's pretty much the same as if someone had used their ill-gotten gains to buy US dollars or any other foreign currency, the values of which go up and down compared to the pound.

It's not about the government gaining someone's money, it's about depriving a criminal of the proceeds of their crime After all, it's not like you'd expect a thief to be locked up, but still allowed to keep the things they'd nicked when they get out, is it?

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Re: Peculate

I just assumed that AC preferred coffee because as we all know, proper tea is theft.

User dialled his PC into a permanent state of 'Brown Alert'

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Re: Unplugged cable

I deal with a lot of, shall we say 'non-technical' users. My stance now is that no cable is plugged in unless someone competent has been on site to verify it, because I can't trust any of the users to answer the question correctly.

They'll tell you a hundred times that they've never touched the cables and that they're all plugged in correctly, just as I've asked, and yet when someone pops round to have a look...

I'm yet to find a way around them classifying cables by colour, rather than type. So a USB cable and an ethernet cable are assumed to be identical because they're both black, where as the red networking cable must be something different. I've tried focusing on the connectors but apparently they're too small to see properly.

I'd assumed that the child's toy of 'square block goes in square hole, round block goes in round hole' would have equipped most adults to correctly plug different cables into the correctly shaped sockets, but apparently the general population has forgotten the lessons they learnt as a child.

Russia threatens to set up its 'own internet' with China, India and pals – let's take a closer look

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Re: They are obliged by law to do that

I think most people would agree that there's good reasons for spreading the thirteen root servers around the world. Ideally to such an extent that even if (for example) the US and Russia both decided to fiddle with them, there'd still be enough independent copies out there.

And that's ignoring all of the non-political problems that come with clustering services too closely together geographically.

Dawn of The Planet of the Phablets in 2019 will see off smartphones

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Re: Pocketalypse

I too was looking for a phone that is supported by Lineage OS, and had a 4.5" screen. I tried a Sony Z5 Compact, which was fine, but it turned out that I've got used to the 5" screen in my Swift, and the keyboard on the 4.5" screen felt slightly too small to use comfortably. (then I found the microphones in the Z5C were broken so that got returned). I haven't noticed my eyesight getting worse, but I suppose I am getting older. Maybe I'm going to have to stick to 5" screens from now on :(

So, now I'm going to try a Moto G5 and hope the unofficial Lineage rom works ok...

Microsoft to rebuild Redmond campus, including cricket pitch

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Well, all of them obviously, but it does raise a good question, how many copies of Windows has Microsoft sold?

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Re: Gatesland?

You're right, hand-egg, rounders and netball.

Hey girl, what's that behind your Windows task bar? Looks like a hidden crypto-miner...

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Re: Because you can't be arsed

Given that this coin mining software will need to be run across millions of devices to be worthwhile, why would anyone take time out to find a way to secretly run it on a unix box, when the same amount of time and effort could be spent getting it to run on Windows machines, thus reaching an audience probably at least 100 times larger?

The End of Abandondroid? Treble might rescue Google from OTA Hell

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Re: Google could help a lot

"you can't swap a drive with an active Windows install between PCs"

Since Vista this has been possible. It doesn't always work, and you'll want to update the drivers afterwards, but it does work most of the time.

The only problem I've come across is if you want to move to a machine that requires storage drivers that aren't a part of a default Windows install, but most machines are using an Intel SATA controller of some description so that's not a big problem.

Watchkeeper drones cost taxpayers £1bn

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Re: Sounds like we need to start another war

"we aren't currently bombing the crap out of any third-world countries"

Does Syria not count as third-world? Because the RAF say that last year was their most intense in terms of combat missions in 25 years.

Of course, that's only busy for the manned aircraft. By the looks of it there's no useful role for the Watchkeeper, which begs the question, what's the bloody point of them?

Elon Musk says he's not Satoshi Nakamoto and is pretty rubbish at Bitcoin

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Re: El Reg staff

You all thought that PARIS was just an attempt to get some PR with a world record attempt. Little did you all know that it's actually part of elReg's devious plan to destroy all print media by converting all newspapers and magazines into drones! (Evil drones of course, ones that will do their sinister bidding)

Mwahahahahha!

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Re: Must be Al Gore.

Wasn't that Stan Lee's catchphrase, not Al Gore's?

Uber hack coverup: Your next US state lawsuit arrives in four minutes

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What's this? News about Uber being shitty? I've not heard the likes of this since, erm, about two hours ago...

Judge stalls Uber trade-secret theft trial after learning upstart 'ran a trade-secret stealing op'

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Re: When do the magic words...

"An enterprise, for the purposes of RICO is something like the Mafia, or ISIS; not a legally constituted company like Über."

So what you're saying is, if Uber's 'Strategic Services Group' was definitely part of Uber (same payroll etc.) then they can't be charged under RICO?

SpaceX 'raises' an extra 100 million bucks to get His Muskiness to Mars

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Re: Andrew Silver, this is article is low effort trolling.

Soyuz the rocket might have thousands of launches, but Soyuz the manned spacecraft has only just outpaced the Shuttle(139 flights vs 135), and consequently hasn't moved as many people (yet).

What's that fresh, zesty fragrance? Oh, Linux Mint 18.3 has landed

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Re: Finally!!

"2018. Year of the BSD desktop"

OSX (sorry, macOS) is partly based on BSD, and they've had their chance already.

Surveillance Capitalism thinks it won, but there's still time to unplug it

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Re: Good article but what's the fix

"Every web browser tracks your browsing and spending habits."

Well, you could try lynx, although it's not that useful on the modern web.

Apple embraces El Reg! iOS 11 is now biting the hand that types IT

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Correctly spelled sentences are easier to read than ones with a lot of errors.

There's someone I interact with at work who has a sub-GCSE level of writing and it takes me approximately twice as long to read thing's they've written because I mentally have to translate it 'into English'.

And trust me, you're much better off not having to read the first draft that my dyslexic brain comes out with.

Net neutrality nonsense: Can we, please, just not all lose our minds?

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Re: This Has Gone Far Enough

Broadcasting the World Service to the yanks is a 'pearls before swine' effort, they just don't bother listening to anything they disagree with. Instead they seek out whichever broadcaster says the things they agree with, with none of those pesky uncomfortable truths.

Tom Baker returns to finish shelved Doctor Who episodes penned by Douglas Adams

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"Regius Professor of Chronology. Also referred to as 'Reg'"

Damnit, I only just got that joke, about 25 years after I first read it.

China plots new Great Leap Forward: to IPv6

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Re: RFC 2460..

"If we trail behind then in relation to the internet"

Who is this 'we', white man?

Military test centre for frikkin' laser cannon opens in Hampshire

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Re: Perfect climate

Yes, but thanks to global warming, laser weapons will be even be effective in Glasgow.

Forget Sesame Street, scientists pretty much watched Big Bird evolve on Galápagos island

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Joke

It's called the "Big Bird" lineage because they were named after your mum

ftfy

To fix Intel's firmware fiasco, wait for Christmas Eve or 2018

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Re: Who/What does the "secure" in Secure Boot refer to?

Secure Boot isn't really a layer, its basically the modern equivalent of that BIOS option (which nobody used) which made the MBR read-only. It's part of the UEFI,

As for how you can patch, the Intel ME is part of the motherboard chipset, so it'll be your motherboard vendor you need to wait for (good luck with that). They'll get the updated code from Intel and will have to package in in the correct way to flash their own hardware.

As for how exactly the patch would be applied, I don't know, but I suspect in similar ways to the patches that server manufacturers release to update things like BMCs and RAID controllers. That is to say, you might be able to run a program from inside your OS, or you might have to boot from USB into DOS and patch that way.

As for your last suggestion, just because the Intel ME allows access to the OS, doesn't mean you have enough control over the ME to re-flash it.

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Re: Who/What does the "secure" in Secure Boot refer to?

The Intel Management Engine doesn't have anything to do with Secure Boot.

Secure Boot checks that the bootloader has been signed, so if it's been patched by malware, your computer won't boot (which is probably better than letting it boot and encrypt all your files).

It's mainly used to secure Windows, but can also be used by various Linux distributions. As far as I know there's no security pisses with it. It's available on both AMD and Intel CPUs (it's a function of the motherboard, not CPU).

Intel's Management Engine is effectively like an 'integrated lights out' controller (as found in most servers), but as part of the CPU, and so included in all of their products. The idea was to make it easier to manage large groups of PCs centrally (eg you could set them to all turn on overnight to install updates without affecting your users). It has several flaws which would allow an attacker with network access to a machine to do pretty much what every they want to it.

I say again, Secure Boot is nothing to do with Intel's Management Engine.

Possible cut to British F-35 order considered before Parliament

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Re: Still not too late

Building a new ship would mean more work for the shipyards, and therefore (the politicians hope) continued votes, so it's not completely out of the range of possibility.

Maybe we should sell these carriers to someone that's committed to the F-35B (the US Marines?) and build some proper ones with catapults on. Sure, it's a ridiculously massive waste of money, but we've known that right from the start.

'Gimme Gimme Gimme' Easter egg in man breaks automated tests at 00:30

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Re: Unprofessional bollocks

"highly unprofessional"

Well, I doubt he gets paid for man, so why complain about professionalism?

From Vega with love: Pegasus interstellar asteroid's next stop

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"Such an endeavour would have required a small automated science craft, atop of a very powerful rocket"

Either a very small probe indeed, or a more powerful rocket than we actually have. The only way we could get something up to similar speeds to this rock (or dormant spacecraft or whatever it is) would be with multiple gravity assists, which we don't have time for, and anyway, it's moving well outside the plane of the ecliptic, so you'll need a massive plane change manoeuvrer as well.

Basically, there was no way we could get anywhere near this, even if we'd know a couple of years in advance.

The Independent 'live streamed' space vid recorded in 2015

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Cloudy

The live ISS video linked in the article (here) used to rely on UStream, but now seems to have changed names to "IBM Cloud Video"

Normally I'd decry this name as the worst sort of marketing codswallop, but in this case it's literally showing videos of clouds*, so for once, calling something "Cloud" (or 'cloud based', or 'cloudy') isn't a misnomer!

* most of the time, at least when the ISS is on the day-lit side of the Earth

DNS resolver 9.9.9.9 will check requests against IBM threat database

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Re: @ Anonymous South African Coward

"And if your kids actually want to access adult content, they'll quickly find the holes"

And lo, a PFY is born unto us.

For goodness sake, stop the plod using facial recog, London mayor told

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Re: Oh that, Chelsea Flower Show v Notting Hill Carnival Question

I'd bet that the Chelsea Flower Show is a great place to be a pickpocket. Loads of people, and lots of them from affluent backgrounds, so they're likely to have expensive stuff in their pockets/bags.

Probably less violent crime than Notting Hill, but on the other hand people can get pretty worked up over their aspidistras...

Why Boston Dynamics' backflipping borg shouldn't scare you

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Re: For the love of Jeebus

"because old USB is actually 4 dimensional"

A common misconception, it' actually has spin-1/2

The Reg parts ways with imagineer and thought pathfinder Steve Bong

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Alien

Ok, this comment thread has gone properly bonkers (Bong-kers?) now.

amanfromMars 1 seems to be particularly chatty, which is definitely a sign of...something.

Parity: The bug that put $169m of Ethereum on ice? Yeah, it was on the todo list for months

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Re: Nothing is lost

"Question: If you can unwind transactions with the agreement of just 51% of users, doesn't that suggest that 51% of users could get together to defraud the other 49%?"

Well, that's a step forward from yer actual capitalism, where it only takes 1% to screw over the rest of us.

Does UK high street banks' crappy crypto actually matter?

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When one of our clients turned off TLS 1.1 last year it was because they had less than 1% of customers still using it (there was about 6 users, and they didn't buy much).

Given that most of their customer base are, how shall I put this, less likely than most people to have upgraded beyond XP and IE6 (ie most of them are pensioners), I'm surprised that you're getting 40% of users still using it.

Do you run a website specifically for fans of old browsers? ;)

Yes, I took Putin's roubles to undermine Western democracy. This is my story

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That's the wrong question, the right question is: should they have?

Inside Internet Archive: 10PB+ of storage in a church... oh, and a little fight to preserve truth

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Re: distributed knowledge?

If you'd like to help keep an additional backup of the Internet Archive (there are several already, they're not daft) there's a project called ia.bak which uses git annex to store a copy of part of the data.

All you do is decide how much disk space and bandwidth you can spare, and then you can just walk away and leave it.

Pastry in a manger: We're soz, Greggs man said

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Re: Wait a mo

"I can hear the late great Bill Hicks on this one."

If you're going to steal, you might as well steal from the best.

(And he's dead so there's even less chance of him complaining)

How about that time Russian military used a video game pic as proof of US aiding ISIS?

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Re: "The Russian ministry of defense is investigating"

Maybe this was the NSA(/CIA/etc.) getting their own back in a subtle way..?