* Posts by phuzz

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Hyundai and Kia issue software upgrades to thwart killer TikTok car theft hack

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My other plan is to to go to a scrappy and get the door and boot locks, as well as the key from a wrecked car and swap those into mine. So, almost getting a new car...

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About time

It's taken Kia and Hyundai almost two years to get around to fixing this problem, (here's a report from May 2021). It got to the point where insurance companies in some US states were refusing to insure these cars, because they were too easy to steal.

To be fair, they did have a fix for it last year, but they were charging for it. Nice they're finally fixing their insecure product for free.

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They've just smashed the lock on my Polo, but didn't actually manage to get in. So now I have an inoperable door lock.

I guess I'm going to have to go to an actual VW dealer to get a new one that fits my key :(

Wow, so they actually let AI fly an F-16 fighter jet

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Re: @Peter2 - The mass of the pilot was a considerable constraint...

I don't understand why they bothered with an F-16 in the first place

Because they have a few spares

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Re: Skynet...

Skynet is the name of the UK's military satellite communications system. No really! It was named in the 1960's, so really it was the film that stole the name.

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Re: Unsurprising... and also unwise

the generally bad idea of letting a computer autonomously control highly dangerous weapons

I know what you mean, but a better way of phrasing it would be "letting a computer launch weapons".

Modern missiles and bombs are already 'highly dangerous weapons controlled by a computer', but currently there's a human in the loop who decides to launch them. On a modern military jet, there's very few controls that the pilot can use that don't pass through a computer.

Spotted in the wild: Chimera – a Linux that isn't GNU/Linux

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Re: But why?

Never discount the power of spite as a motivation ;)

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Re: But why?

Maybe he doesn't like Stallman?

Learn the art of malicious compliance: doing exactly what you were asked, even when it's wrong

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I don't think I know anyone under the age of 40 who regularly irons. With most clothes, as long as you take care to hang them up to dry without creases, you don't need to iron them.

That's not a TP-Link access point, it's a… vacuum?

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Re: Vaccumming up for you

I'm talking to the adults in the audience; you Millennials and later can get back to your lattes.

You realise some of us millennials are in our 40's now? So yes, we know what mops are.

You can run Windows 11 on just 200MB of RAM – but should you?

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Re: 16GB of RAM is the minimum

Depends what you're doing with the OS.

Mint runs and boots fine on 4GB of RAM, but as soon as you start using a modern web browser you'll want at least 8GB.

HeadCrab bots pinch 1,000+ Redis servers to mine coins

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Re: Sebastian!

Took me a while to get it, because I pronounce /etc as "etcetera" or "ekt". I don't think I've met someone who says it as "ee tee cee".

Next you'll be telling me it's "em vee" not "muv" or "cee pee" instead of "cup".

Generative AI is out of control: Nothing, Forever is a Seinfeld spoof about nothing... forever

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Re: Nothing, Forever is always-on, runs 365 days of the year, and delivers new content every minute

an episode of _Married with Children_ where Al is watching TV

I read that as AI (ai) instead of Al (AL). Bloody sans-serif :(

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Re: Generative AI is out of control

It's kind of telling that the current AI chatbots are only a bit better than amanfrommars1, who's been around for years (at least a decade?)

Edit, since 2009 according to their post history.

No, you cannot safely run a network operations center from a corridor

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Re: One time

Recent (Gen 9 I think) HP servers have disk caddies with a big red indicator lamp on them. I had to replace a failed drive in a RAID 1 array, so I naturally assumed that the big red light meant "Failed Drive".

Nope, the light indicates "Do Not Remove". I pulled the wrong disk out, the server froze, and shouting ensued.

(The array was fine once I replaced the good disk and the new one and it had a bit of a fsck, phew).

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Re: One time

Many of the servers I've worked with have an ID button on the front and back, which you can just press, and it will light up on both ends (you can also usually control it via IPMI etc.).

I don't know who first came up with that idea, but it's saved me a lot of time (and possibly unplugging the wrong server) over the years, so thank you very much :)

For the inventor >>>>>

Linux Mint 21.2 includes a bit of feature creep from the GNOME world

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There are dozens of us!

Reading the above comments makes me feel like I must be in a pretty small minority of people who think that being able to adapt to different GUIs is a useful skill.

I'm guessing no one else tries out new OSs/GUIs for fun? I regularly jump between Windows, Mint Mate and Mint XFCE for work, and don't find any of them any more difficult to use than the others. Being adaptable is something I get paid money for.

McDonald's pulls plug on Wi-Fi, starts playing classical music to soothe yobs

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Re: The smell from the one near me is enough

Recommending that the youth read a book? Are you mad? Don't you know what reading does to young minds?

Heed the venerable words of the Reverend Enos Hitchcock:

The free access which many young people have to romances, novels, and plays has poisoned the mind and corrupted the morals of many a promising youth; and prevented others from improving their minds in useful knowledge.

("Memoirs of the Bloomsgrove family." 1790).

It was always better in the old days, and the youth of today are always terrible and about to bring down society.

UK govt Matrix has unenviable task of consolidating several different ERP systems

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Migrate an ERP system - Nope, been involved with that before, it's a nightmare.

Migrate from seven different ERP systems - Double nope.

Migrate from seven different government ERP systems, from different vendors and with different requirements - Hell no!

Sounds like a hell project for all concerned.

User was told three times 'Do Not Reboot This PC' – then unplugged it anyway

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Re: To be fair....

Can't reboot if it's powered off!

Lockheed Martin demos 50kW anti-aircraft frickin' laser beam

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Re: Been there, done that

The link in TFA shows the 'neutralisation' of an MQM-107 target drone, so more like a cruise missile than a balsa wood plane.

Of course, this was a fixed emplacement, in perfect conditions etc.

Also as TFA points out, even a system that can only take out quad-rotor* drones would be useful on today's battlefields.

(* or hex-rotor etc.)

Windows 10 paid downloads end but buyers need not fear ISO-lation

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Re: Show us the stats

Might just be you. I'm running Firefox 109.0 on Mint 21.1 here, and Google Maps works just as well on my Windows machine.

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Re: Show us the stats

That 0.01% of FreeBSD users must still represent a lot of people, I wonder what desktop they're using? Or is there some other OS that uses BSD as it's base, that's being reported here?

I suspect that quite a few of the 'Unknown' OS's are Linux users who have disabled whatever method is being used here to detect the OS (eg messing with the user-agent string). Does Tails obfuscate it's OS?

India uses emergency powers to order takedown of BBC documentary

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Re: Unforgivable!

That could be it. At home my connection uses different DNS servers (can't recall which right now). No idea how to access the router where I am now though.

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Re: Unforgivable!

Hmm, just checked and I can't access it. I'm house sitting and the ISP here is "Gigaclear Limited". Are there any UK ISPs that don't block it?

(Not that I'm feeling the loss)

Dear Stupid, I write with news I did not check the content of the [Name] field before sending this letter

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Re: To access or not to access

I used to work at a company, where an important tool for the finance team was an Access DB, that pulled data from the actual accounting system, and spat it out into an Excel spreadsheet. The only person who understood any of it was the CFO (other staff having moved on), and they only understood about 85% of it.

None the less, it was deemed 'business critical', so I had to occasionally wave a dead chicken at it to keep it running. Keeping it under the 2GB limit for Access DBs (iirc) was the main problem.

As the lowly IT serf I couldn't force it's replacement, and as far as I know it's still an integral part of the finance systems.

Time to buy a phone as shops use discounts to clear out inventories

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My mum uses an iPhone, and it has dramatically simplified my tech support. Yes, there's Android solutions that might fit the bill, but it would require more research on my part than "just buy whichever iphone you like mum".

(Before the fanboi' complaints come in, my personal phone is a 5 y/o android running LineageOS)

Sysadmin infected bank with 'alien virus' that sucked CPUs dry

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Re: sitting idle means they are using less power

The downside to a central heating system is that you're generally heating a whole house. Sometimes (eg. if you're working from home) it's more efficient to just heat one room.

This winter I've found a better option than a fan heater, an electric foot warmer. It draws 25W max, but keeps me feeling nice and warm, which would take a lot more gas/leccy than if I was trying to heat the whole room.

Intel offers desktop chip that can hit 6GHz if everything goes right, you can keep it cool, stars align, pigs fly

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Re: So which is it?

It sounds like you'll need at least a basic AIO cooler to hit 6GHz even briefly on a couple of cores, a big custom watercooling loop should be able to boost to 6GHz for longer and on more cores, and you'll need liquid nitrogen to hit 8GHz (probably briefly, on a few cores).

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Re: It Computes OK.

Pretty much all the electricity you put into a computer is going to come out as heat, and if this chip is pulling ~300W, that's about a third as much heat as an electric heater. (Those are usually about 1kW).

Of course, if you have a 300W CPU, the rest of your system is unlikely to be modest, so hitting a power draw of 1kW is possible, and all of that will end up as heat in your room.

tl/dr this CPU could heat a small room, not quite a whole house.

Years late and 36 cores short of AMD, who are Intel’s 4th-gen Xeons even for?

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Re: As a thought...

Going with the assumption that Intel will try and wring as much money from their customers as possible, my guesses to the answers are:

1) maybe

2) probably higher

3) hahah nope.

4) nope

5) nope, buy another one each time

Although, with 3, it's not impossible that in future someone will reverse-engineer the licensing making it possible to fully unlock chips. I'd assume Intel have done a pretty good job of locking it down, but who knows what reverse-engineering tools will be available in twenty years time?

Haiku beta 4: BeOS rebuild / almost ready for release / A thing of beauty

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I don't know if there was any explicit links between the Amiga and BeOS, but in the late 90's, when Commodore was busy hammering the last nails into it's own coffin, and Amiga users were realising that we'd have to jump ship, BeOS was looking like the most Amiga-like choice.

Of course, it turned out to be very Amiga-like, as it crashed and burned well before achieving it's potential.

Mixing an invisible laser and a fire alarm made for a disastrous demo

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You know what's a worse noise than a server room full of screaming fans?

The sound of them all spinning down, just after you unplugged something...

Microsoft said to be thinking of sinking $10m into self-driving truck startup

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Re: Flashback

Same with Adobe. Kids pirating Photoshop was good for them, because a small percentage of those kids would end up becoming graphic designers at firms which couldn't afford the risk of pirating software. So they'd insist that the full Adobe Suite was necessary for their job, and every new version as it came out.

RIP my software budget, because what the marketing department wanted...

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Re: Microsoft and cars - no thanks

I came to this comment section fully expecting to see this meme resurface and the very first comment pays off :)

Elon Musk's cost-cutting campaign at Twitter extended to not paying rent, claims landlord

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Re: Long Term Bonkers

If they're that big, why not just carry a small generator?

Of course, if it was integrated into the car, you could run it while you were driving to extend the range...oh wait, I've just reinvented hybrids haven't I?

Meet the merry pranksters who keep the workplace interesting, if not productive

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Re: Going BOFH on a spammer.

A few weeks ago I got a letter from our letting agent asking us to please pay our rent in one lump sum on the due date, and not to only pay a third up front, with the rest a week or so later.

The thing is, we always have paid in one lump sum, so someone somewhere in that letting company is holding on to 2/3rds of our rent for a week each time. Fuck knows what's going on, but at least I have all the bank statements to prove our side of the argument.

NASA may tap SpaceX to rescue ISS 'nauts in Soyuz leak

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Re: Surely the solution is simple?

The next Crew Dragon is scheduled for February, so they might be able to send that a few weeks early.

Non-binary DDR5 is finally coming to save your wallet

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If anything, more choice in DIMM size helps you to have excess memory. If you're speccing a workload that needs (eg) 15GB, having the option of a 24GB kit will still give you headroom, while being cheaper than the 32GB you'd have had to go for otherwise.

(Or if you're a BOfH, you buy the 32GB kit, then swap it for 24GB and pocket the difference)

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Re: Non-binary memory?

The URL filtering in Chrome uses block- and allow-lists, rather than black/whitelists.

If anything, it's a more descriptive name.

Techies try to bypass damaged UPS, send 380V into air traffic system

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Alert

A couple of weeks ago in Bristol, National Grid somehow ended up raising the mains voltage to 266V. Incredibly, basically everything was fine and kept on working as normal.

We only noticed because the UPS feeding our comms rack was cheap and just passed on the 266V to the transfer switch. The transfer switch decided that 266 was too high and just turned off, so we only noticed when we lost internet access. The other UPS's coped just fine and conditioned the power, one recorded the initial spike at 272V! (Frequency didn't seem to drift any more than it usually does over a day).

If you'd asked me before, I'd have assumed that most consumer equipment would start to die past 260V, but everything from desktop computers to lightbulbs just shrugged it off.

Fraudulent ‘popunder’ Google Ad campaign generated millions of dollars

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Re: Why would the ad networks care?

Because their customers (ie the companies buying ads) might realise that most of what they're paying for is worthless.

Server broke because it was invisibly designed to break

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The server was destined to go to a customer, and they tend to be unhappy when their new server arrives with blood splatter inside.

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Most of the really dangerous voltages are sealed inside the PSU(s), so usually the biggest danger of working inside a running server is getting mauled by the fans.

Server fans are no joke, I had one finger chopped right down to the bone by one. Then of course I had to take half the server apart to replace the now damaged fan, and to clean up the blood splatter.

Never got electrocuted though.

Musk bans private-plane-tracking @Elonjet on Twitter, threatens legal action

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Re: United States, if you're listening

SpaceX are flying national security payloads now so I can imagine them insisting that Musk is kept away from anything classified.

It's possible they already have an understanding along those lines. All the day to day work at SpaceX is done by Gwynne Shotwell anyway, and I can imagine Musk is more interested in Starship than whatever the military are putting on Falcon 9's. He seems to have the attention span of a bored child, so distracting him with shiny new rockets would be pretty easy.

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They could be named John or Jane, but their surname would still be Musk, and that's why kids will bully them at school.

Growing up with famous parents can't be fun, the kid has my sympathies for that.

NIST says you better dump weak SHA-1 ... by 2030

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Re: What the....?

There are 'curly horses' who's coat can be quite woolly

America's nuclear fusion 'breakthrough' is super-hot ... yet far from practical

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Re: Nuclear fusion reactors are very common. They're called 'stars'.

Also, so far I've not seen any estimates of how much energy it took to create the fuel pellet.

Even if it's just a case of compressing some gases into a small pellet, that still takes energy.

The cubesats lost in space from Artemis Moon mission

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Re: It took a very long time...

It was part of the plan, to make sure that the capsule could float by itself for a period of time, in case they can't recover future capsules right away.

Could be worse, as part of the Apollo program they twice tested having people floating inside the CM, in the ocean, for 48 hours!.

Musk roundly booed on-stage at Dave Chappelle gig

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Re: RDF

Steve Jobs may or may not have been as much of an arsehole, but his desire for publicity was much lower.

They are quite similar in that they are/were both good at getting other people to make good/desirable products.