* Posts by phuzz

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Cambridge Analytica's ex-CEO decides not to front UK Parliamentary Committee again

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Re: "There is no legal reason for him to appear."

"back when the MPs had a smidgen of honour and sense of duty"

I'd love to know when this golden age of honest politicians was. Back before the Romans invaded, one assumes.

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Re: Though none of them are tories, so maybe that's your problem.

"The political party they belong to bears little relationship to how competent and receptive they are."

This is true. I've received more helpful responses from the (back bench) Tory MP in the constituency I grew up in than I have of some of my other MPs. Although the Lib Dem MP I used to have would personally reply to my letters, so props for doing the job they're paid (a fuckton) to do.

If you guessed China’s heavy lifter failed due to a liquid hydrogen turbo engine fault, well done!

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I've heard the "lost cosmonaut" theories, but as you point out, they're almost certainly bollocks. The USSR was surprisingly open about Komarov in Soyuz 1, and the three cosmonauts in Soyuz 11 (pretty much the only people to die in space AFAIK), so it's pretty unlikely they'd have covered up manned launches.

I think part of the stories might have come about because during test launches the Soviet engineers would test the air-ground radios by broadcasting from the test spacecraft, so radio hams might well have picked up transmissions from spacecraft that were officially unmanned.

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Or to put it another way:

It is rocket science.

(and the Soviets lost the first cosmonauts in space in the 1970s, not 50's)

Signal app guru Moxie: Facebook is like Exxon. Everyone needs it, everyone despises it

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Re: This indispensable tool ...

There's plenty of sites that require a facebook id to login, so FB is indispensable for those. I think I'm right in say that you need a facebook profile to use Tinder for example.

I've also had friends organise events solely through facebook, so the only way I found out about them was by being told by someone else, although that seems to happen less often these days.

So using the word "indispensable" is stretching it a bit, but not completely wrong.

NASA's TESS mission in distress, Mars Express restart is a success

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"Microsoft belatedly realised this with Windows and Office [...] Now they're switching to (expensive) subscriptions"

So far they've skipped the subscription and gone straight for the loss leader. Just continual updates, presumably in the hope that we'll give them money for something else?

Facebook admits it does track non-users, for their own good

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Re: to say it with that nice song from the South Park movie

You can say 'fuck' and 'bitch' on elReg if you like.

Just not B*lgium, you filthy fucks.

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Re: Big Hoodie

Now all you have to do is make sure that any of your friends who do use use facebook don't have your phone number or email address, and that they never share a photo of you. Oh, and that you don't use any other service that integrates with facebook, and just hope that you blacklisted all their domains and didn't miss any like tfbnw.net or m.me.

Microsoft has designed an Arm Linux IoT cloud chip. Repeat, an Arm Linux IoT cloud chip

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Re: re: and securely connects to an Azure-hosted backend.

"Does MS think we are blathering idiots...?"

Have you seen how much money they've made over the years?

As PT Barnham (probably never) said “No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.”

'I crashed AOL for 19 hours and messed up global email for a week'

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Re: Dig

Jason Scott has been trying to digitise every AOL cd. I'm not sure how far he's got, but future historians will thank him. Probably not for this, but they will thank him.

It's April 2018 – and Patch Tuesday shows Windows security is still foiled by fiendish fonts

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Re: I don't want to be in the Microsoft Haters group but...

Show me an OS that doesn't have regular security updates and I'll show you a really insecure OS.

(Apple patched a character rendering bug in iOS and OSX last month as well)

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Re: Still impresses me...

We should get rid of all fonts in Windows and render everything as Comic Sans.

British government to ink deal for yet another immigration database

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Re: Usual suspects again

At least Crapita aren't involved. Yet.

Presumably they'll get the contract in four years after this attempt has turned into a massive failure.

Google's not-Linux OS documentation cracks box open at last

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Re: Call me a cynic....

"the Fire is a crippled tablet if you want much outside Amazon's walled garden."

It's not too tricky to add the Google Play stuff onto a Fire (if that's what you want), which does make them a good source of cheap+good tablets.

If you do try it, make sure you use exactly the versions recommended, newer or older versions mess up the whole process.

Civil war erupts at top of FCC over Sinclair's creepy grasp on US telly

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Re: Red tape is socialist

"I'm fully behind this, as red tape is communist"

What if we made the tape a nice shade of blue? Wait, I've got it! Lets make the tape red, white and blue!

We could call it Freedom Tape!

Skype for Business has nasty habit of closing down… for business

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Re: WTF

Skype for Business != Skype

Because if you're spent loads of money buying a videoconferencing developer and software that actually works, why wouldn't you have a completely separate piece of software developed by a separate team for your business customers?

European Space Agency squirts a code update at Mars Express orbiter

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Re: Deep space comms

"We really need to start investing in generic deep space comms to get data from these remote probes back to Earth in a more organized manner."

The Deep Space Network would be sad that you've apparently never heard of it, but it can't get sad because it's an international collaboration of radio telescopes and antennas, not a person.

VMs: Imperfect answers to imperfect problems, but they're all we have

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Testing

There's one area where VMs are particularly useful - testing.

Being able to spin up an environment with specific software versions, do some testing, and then revert it back to a snapshot, all without cluttering my desk with machines is invaluable.

I can't see a way to do that in hardware without a whole desk full of machines, and re-imaging them after each test.

'Disappearing' data under ZFS on Linux sparks small swift tweak

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Re: Woops!

Six eyes is many.

You. FCC. Get out there and do something about these mystery bogus cell towers, huff bigwigs

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Re: Foreign governments ?

You can build your own Stingray with a $400 SDR card and Raspberry Pi.

Then you put it in a serious looking box and sell it to the government/police for a hundred times that.

There's no need to worry about encryption either. Your new DIY cell tower simply tells every phone that contacts it "I only speak 2G, no encryption, sorry" and mobile phones will drop their encryption to stay compatible. Most phones will give you no indication that this is happening.

Sysadmin shut down the wrong server, and with it all European operations

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Re: A bad day at school ...

Taking down half the internet (as was) should be the winner here, but the number of machines involved in 1977 is probably of the order of accidentally knocking an average size school offline these days.

Amazon and eBay agree to expose potential VAT evaders for UK tax man

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The Oxford English Dictionary disagrees with you.

My PC makes ‘negative energy waves’, said user, then demanded fix

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Re: "The Waves"

I've always wondered why people who are scared of electro-magnetic waves aren't more bothered by the sun.

After all, it does emit harmful EM waves, that's why we wear sun cream to block out the UV.

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Boffin

Fortunately I only had to deal with this particular user due to covering for a someone's holiday, but I believe they're still at the company, and still batshit.

So, I forget exactly what I was doing that day, it might have been a file server migration, anyway, I was going round all of the desktops in a company, and I reached a desk sat just outside the MD's office. The user wasn't there, so I sat down and started doing whatever my job was that day.

Well, I tried to do my job, but for some reason the mouse wouldn't work right. It didn't move smoothly, and wasn't tracking right. So I turned over the offending rodent, and found that someone had sellotaped a 2p coin to the bottom, I ripped it off and continued.

The user eventually came back, walking across the office yapping on their iPhone the whole way. Eventually they finished their conversation and asked what I was up to, I explained, and added that I'd fixed their mouse by removing the coin. They replied that they were "allergic to electro-magnetic waves" and that the 'copper' 2p was somehow supposed to help.

I informed them that the best way to avoid exposure to harmful electro-magnetic waves was to wear sun-screen and left them to their delusions.

Virgin spaceplane makes maiden rocket-powered flight

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Re: Perhaps?

SpaceShip 2 is supposed to reach 110km, ie above the Karmen line and therefore in space.

As far as NASA is concerned that's enough to get your "Astronaut" Merit Badge or astronaut wings as they call them, which is why all the pilots of the X-15 who flew over 80km (NASA and the USAF's designation at the time) received their astronaut wings.

In fact, both the test pilots of SS1 have received their wings.

I assume this doesn't cover passengers though.

NUC, NUC! Who's there? Intel, warning you to kill a buggy keyboard app

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Re: "“inject keystrokes as a local user”," into an app designed to control embedeed PC's.

I use some NUCs as Point Of Sales terminals.

So literally PoS in my case.

Ariane 5 primed for second launch of year after trajectory cockup

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Re: unless you in the rocket

The launcher for the Apollo missions was called Saturn (the missions to the moon used a Saturn V rocket, but some test missions used a smaller Saturn IB). As far as I know there was no launcher called Challenger, unless you mean the Shuttle called Challenger? In that case the launcher in NASA parlance is called the Space Transportation System, which is why all Shuttle missions had a mission number starting STS.

O2 wolfs down entire 4G spectrum as pals fiddle with their shiny 5G band

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Re: Empire

Always ironic watching Americans getting upset about other countries copying things. Who cares about history anyway?

*Thunk* No worries, the UPS should spin up. Oh cool, it's in bypass mode

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Re: My one win over beancounters

Our big Eaton UPS is complaining about the batteries being old, so soon enough I'm going to have to replace them (fortunately my boss has already given me the go-ahead to spend money).

Theoretically I can put the UPS in bypass mode and just swap the batteries.

Practically however I'm expecting the entire UPS to shit the bed and take down all the power in the server room. Sods law, if I prepare by shutting everything down, then the swap will go perfectly.

Are meta, self-referential or recursive science-fiction films doomed?

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Boffin

I enjoyed Seveneves, but I've played enough Kerbal Space Program that I could gloss over most of the orbital mechanics because they it was pretty intuitive. Personally I like Stephenson's verbosity, but I can see why others wouldn't. Perhaps you'd enjoy some of his earlier stuff like Zodiac?

As Zuck apologizes again... Facebook admits 'most' of its 2bn+ users may have had public profiles slurped by bots

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Re: Mega-Problem

Installing an adblocker doesn't stop Facebook from tracking you through your friends.

Now we know that FB was pulling the call and message history of Android users. So, if one of your friends used the Facebook app on Android, then there's a good chance that Facebook know at least the times and lengths of any communication you had with them. Of course, they already know your phone number by scraping the contacts of any of your friends who clicked the "help me find friends by importing my contacts" button.

You don't need a Facebook account, or to have ever touched one of their cookies, for them to know quite a lot about you. And for those of us in that position, what can we do? It's not like we can ask for our accounts to be deleted because we don't have one, just a bunch of data tied to our friends accounts.

They forked this one up: Microsoft modifies open-source code, blows hole in Windows Defender

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Re: Microsoft -- the Monopoly and Marketing Giant...

"Microsoft is the Monopoly"

Don't let the Linux fans hear you saying that, or you'll get to hear exactly how many web servers run Linux, and how 2018 is the year of Linux on the desktop etc.

Danish Navy expert finds no trace of exhaust gas in private submarine

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Re: Has he ever come up with a story ...

In the UK if you are mentally ill at the time of your crime, you can be locked up in a secure mental hospital indefinitely.

Commonwealth Games brochure declares that England is now in Africa

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Re: Well, if we're not in Europe any more...

I think we should un-moor the country and tow it on a little tour of all the Commonwealth countries.

I'm sure Jamaica or Antigua would be pleased to see the UK coming over the horizon, right?

Spring is all about new beginnings, but it could already be lights out for Windows' Fluent Design

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Re: Same old, same old...

To be fair, Windows 10 has fixed multi-monitor support to the extent where I no longer need to run Ultramon.

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Same old, same old...

What's that? Microsoft have come up with yet another design for what Windows should look like?

Have they got the Office team to sign on? No? They're doing their own thing, same as always?

Yep, this redesign will go just as well as all the others.

Perhaps one day MS will do a redesign that actually is used by all the different programs in Windows (even the font browser which was still using the Windows 3.1 design until Win 7), as well as Office (ie their most used software apart from Windows itself), and maybe then they'll have some traction.

Otherwise it can just go on the heap with all the other redesigns, and will be commemorated by a couple of old parts of Windows which won't be upgraded for the next ten years.

Donald Trump whines and dines Oracle co-CEO Catz – reports

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Re: Why single vendor?

And more importantly to the people making the decision, that way they'd get two or three times as many bribescampaign contributions.

EUROCONTROL outage causes flight delays across Europe

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Re: 5 Hours to switch over to Disaster Recovery System

That pun was just plane terrible.

Hold the phone: Mystery fake cell towers spotted slurping comms around Washington DC

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The UK builds and exports plenty of IMSI catchers, don't leave us off your list!

Badmins: Magento shops brute-forced to scrape card deets and install cryptominers

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There's plenty of software which insists that you create a new password for it's admin/root account when you install it. This should be standard practice for anything that has it's own login system.

Of course then we just have to deal with the idiots who use "password" or "1234", but it's a start.

Why a merged Apple OS is one mash-up too far

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Re: re not such a big deal

"As far as I could make out from Unity they were trying to make the same sort of one-size-fits-all Frankeninterface as W8."

And by the sounds of it, this is exactly what Apple are contemplating, one OS from the iPhone to the Mac Pro.

I won't say that they're going to mess it up though. This is Apple we're talking about, they don't always seem to obey the same 'laws' as other tech companies. After all, Microsoft spent years trying to make a tablet PC that people wanted to buy, but it wasn't until the iPad that people actually wanted one.

Elon Musk's mighty erection fires sperm at orbiting space station

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Re: Title

"this piece was beyond the threshold of what I can accept"

With enough practise and lube you might find you can accept more.

Doomed Chinese space lab Tiangong-1 crashes into watery Pacific grave

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Re: Fraunhofer Institute's picture

At least they believe that it was actually in space in the first place, there seems to be increasing numbers of people who don't believe in spaceflight, or even a round* Earth.

('round' being a conversational approximation of 'oblate spheroid')

Happy 100th birthday to the Royal Air Force

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Re: Window/Chaff

"On D-Day chaff was laid at precise locations and intervals to give German radar the false impression that a large invasion fleet was heading towards Calais."

It was dropped by 617 Squadron "The Dam Busters", who by that point in the war had become the 'special ops' squadron. By all accounts they found it incredibly boring, flying back and forth at a specific speed and altitude, although at one point the Germans did try and shell the fake invasion convoy with long range artillery.

Let's go to Mars, dude: Euro space parachute passes maiden test

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Amusingly it turns out that with the technology of the time, it would have been harder to fake the footage than it was to actually go to the moon.

Details of 600,000 foreign visitors to UK go up in smoke thanks to shonky border database

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Re: Blairs joke..

There's another problem with ID cards. They would require a large government IT project, and I'm sure you can all guess what that means:

Crapita!

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Re: Problems

Most countries where you have to get a visa or a stamp in your passport won't let you out unless you're showing them the visa or the entry stamp, so switching passports is not an option.

That's not currently a problem with your two EU passports in the UK, but in a years time who knows how easy it will be for an EU citizen to visit Britain?

London's Postal Museum takes letter-opener to watery WWII mailbag

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As the ship hadn't reached mainland Britain yet, would it be the Royal Mail's responsibility?

User fired IT support company for a 'typo' that was actually a real word

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Who is "we", Kemosabe?

They were clearly talking about the UK, not the US.

Anyway, Wall Street is totally biblical, there was some bit about money lenders in the bible right?

Six months on, and let's check in on those 'stuttering' Windows 10 PCs. Yep, still stuttering

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It's a strange new world we live in where AMD drivers are more stable than nVidia.