* Posts by phuzz

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Hi there, Hubble, glad to hear you're doing okay

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Worst case it'll come down in ten years, best case is 2040 something.

(source last two paragraphs)

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Re: Kepler

"Kepler is now at over 270% of its intended lifetime"

That's good, but Opportunity had a planned 90 sol lifespan, and made it to at least 5594 sols before it's recent shutdown, (that's sixty two times longer than it's original mission). There's still a good chance it'll recover and will keep on roving on.

Pirate radio = drug dealing and municipal broadband is anti-competitive censorship

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Re: Murica, land of freedom!

To be fair, it's hard not to mentally insert the missing swearwords when listening to radio edits sometimes.

Budget 2018: UK goes it alone on digital sales tax for tech giants

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Re: A tiny step in the right direction

"Why can't I pay only 2% tax on the pittance I make?"

If taxes weren't designed to make the rich richer, and screw everyone else, what would be the point of them?

One down, two to go. Russia inches closer to putting a crew on Soyuz while celebrating 50 years since the first Return To Flight

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It'll be interesting to see what the results of the investigation into the MS-10 failure are.

Most of the rumours right now are pointing to one of the boosters failing to separate from the core correctly, and that system is common across all of the versions of the Soyuz rocket, probably all the way back to the original R7 launcher. So launching a Soyuz 2 does go some way to reassuring everyone that the failure was a one off, but hopefully they're taking a look at their quality control procedures, as that's where my money would be on the actual problem lying.

Techie was bigged up by boss… only to cause mass Microsoft Exchange outage

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Re: RE: Then came the Linux crowd where there were no such applications

"Linux is like a sleek F1 car"

You have to replace half the components after every few hours of use, and just chuck the old ones away?

A rally car might have been a better choice (they're designed to have components swapped in and out), but even then it's still not a good analogy.

The best way to screw the competition? Do what they can't, in a fraction of the time

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Re: Karma

I'm clearly doing it wrong. In my last job I was originally hired as the PFY to do all the shit jobs, with my boss as a high up manager doing everything complicated.

By the time I left, having automated the shit out of everything, there was just one position left, being a rather more junior manager, because I'd streamlined everything to the point where my old job didn't exist any more.

Amazon is at this point a money-printing cloud machine with a grocery store in the parking lot

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Re: They’re still the most shit

You have two services, one of which works and one doesn't. So the obvious solution to this problem is to go on the internet and complain. Sure, that'll fix it.

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"those locked down AWS containers and stacks"

Well, one would hope they're locked down, but it doesn't seem like a week goes by at the moment without a "Company X leaked oodles of data left in unsecured S3 bucket" or similar.

Of course, these containers will be administered by the US government, so I'm sure they'll be secure, right?

Americans' broadband access is so screwed up that the answer may lie in tiny space satellites

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Re: So much for 'digital by default'...

If you think that not supporting your old browser is the biggest problem with government IT in the UK then you've clearly not been reading about half the articles on elReg.

If it works in any browser whatsoever then it's a cause for celebration.

Ad blocking. All fun and games – until it gets political: Union websites banned by uBlock Origin

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Re: Filter lists suck

"So where do I send the bill to you for using my CPU cycles, when I visit one of your web-pages, to generate your dynamic UI?"

To yourself, as you were the person who chose to visit the site.

Don't like it using your computer? Then don't visit.

What a crane in the ass: Bug leaves construction machinery vulnerable to evil command injection

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Re: Internet of Giant S@#$tty Stuff

If 'best practice' was the way people actually did things in the real world, it would just be called 'practice'.

If someone honestly thinks that a bunch of builders understand 'air-gapped' to mean anything other than "leave a gap between those brick Kev" then they'll be horrified if they ever looked at the real world.

Shingled-minded Western Digital insists its latest hard drive sets disk capacity record

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Re: Reliability

Anecdotally I had to clone the knackered 1TB drive of a laptop the other day and that only took just over an hour, and that was from a drive with loads of SMART errors, onto the cheapest 1TB 5400rpm drive we could find on Amazon. I'd hope that a 15TB archive drive would be at least as fast.

Microsoft promises a fix for Windows 10 zip file woes. In November

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Re: In the good old days....

I still keep my files in a somewhat logical layout so I can usually easily find the things I want.

Otherwise there's always good old dir -s

Worrying Windows 10 wrecking-ball weapon weirdly wanders wildly on worldwide web

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Re: Snap.

Well yes, but other OS's seem to get a slightly easier time of it than Windows.

I had a nasty bug in a grub update towards the start of the year that prevented a bunch of systems from booting*, but it never made it as far as the front page of elReg.

* (not technically data loss, except that these systems used LUKS encryption and recovering the data turned out to be a lot more complicated than running undelete on a Windows system.)

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Re: Snap.

They're never going to live that down are they?

In ten years, in comment threads, we're still going to be getting jokes along the lines of "yeah but Windows will delete all your data".

Uncool: Google won't be setting up shop in disused Berlin electrical substation

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Re: Berlin - Roten und Chaoten

"I am specifically asking for what supports your view here."

I'm not espousing my own views, I'm taking a guess as to the previous commenter's views, especially as they seemed to be trolling.

As for Mussolini, he's not someone I've studied in detail but I always got the impression that he was a raging narcissist who would say whatever he felt like at the time to stay in power (can't think who that reminds me of in modern politics). So taking anything he said as being a useful clue to his political beliefs would seem to be risky to me. He probably never had a fully thought out idea of his own politics, so how could anyone else work it out?

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Re: Berlin - Roten und Chaoten

You link appears to be down, shame that. I assume it's repeating the usual canard of "well the nazi party was actually called the National Socialists so really the nazis were left wing".

I guess that does always leave the options open of whether you're being deliberately disingenuous or just plain ignorant. Fascists be fashionable at the moment it seems.

Assange catgate hearing halted as Ecuador hunts around for someone who speaks Australian

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The 'our' in "our embassy" goes up in pitch and would be pronounced closer to 'hour' in brum, where as the Aussie goes lower, "ahh".

Have you ever, ever felt like this? Have strange things happened? Is high-speed data going round the twist?

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Re: A (potentially) astonishing step change in FO bandwidth.

"Once you have it in the ground and unless some builder goes through it or some other happenstance then changing the sender and detector is all that is needed."

It depends. Fibre for communications is specifically designed and manufactured to work best with the particular wavelengths that we currently use for communications. It's possible that current fibre isn't ideally suited to this new technology and might end up being replaced.

Mind you, once you've laid fibre once, it should be slightly easier to put in another run.

AMD's shares get in a plane, take off and soar to 12,000 ft – then throw open the door, and fall into the cool rushing air

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They never relied on the cryptomining boom. Sure they profited off it, but they knew it was short term, so they didn't bother investing to increase production. Everyone knew it was going to pop within a year or so, and nothing AMD have done shows they thought any differently.

The creator of Jenkins has gone native in a cloudy DevOps world

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bingo

Full house! I got all the buzzwords!

It only took Oz govt transformation bods 6 months and $700k to report that blockchain ain't worth the effort

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Re: Just 'Unnecessary'? What about 'Wouldn't Work'?

I think the idea for something like a land registry, is that not only would the government hold a copy, but so would all the large property firms, maybe individual local councils too, etc. Then each can keep the others honest, and have a local copy for quicker lookups.

I'm not saying it's a great solution just looking for a blockchain, just pointing out that in some circumstances your point a) is covered.

As for point b) it's theoretically impossible to replace or corrupt a block (in the same way that cracking a suitably large encryption key is impossible, ie barring taking the length of the universe, or a massive breakthrough in quantum computing or something). I think the idea is that in a non-currency blockchain, that adding a new block will not be as difficult as it is for bitcoin, and will be done each time one of the participants adds a transaction.

At the end of the day, it's still not something that can't be done with just a database and a little trust.

Erm... what did you say again, dear reader?

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Re: Pfffft.

"I wouldn't want anybody to loose they're temper over one off my posts."

My favourite way of correcting lose/loose:

Lose = what you would do at a grammar competition.

Loose = your mum.

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Re: So he's that incensed about the bastardization of his beloved language ?

"We'll not have any foreign words"

Doesn't that leave us without much of the English language left at all?

Linguists, update your resumes because Baidu thinks it has cracked fast AI translation

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Re: Aye, right

Some people are still waiting for a Glaswegian to English translator.

That Saudi oil and gas plant that got hacked. You'll never guess who could... OK, it's Russia

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If someone has been framing Russia, it's not (just) the result of an automated tool. Someone had to leave a username in a file path which matches that of a Russian professor at an institution which specifically deals with large infrastructure, and with a documented social media history going back years.

So either someone put in a lot of effort (when they could have just left it at some Cyrillic filenames and Russian timestamps on the files) for dubious motives, or it's genuine.

It being genuine is the simpler of the two explanations, and lines up with potential motives.

RIP Charles Wang: Computer Associates cofounder dies aged 74

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Re: Smoker

If only it was in the first line of the fucking article.

Charles Wang, the cofounder of Computer Associates – latterly CA Technologies – has died of lung cancer at the age of 74, an attorney representing his family has confirmed.

Morrisons supermarket: We're taking payroll leak liability fight to UK Supreme Court

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Re: Quis custodiet ipsos bootstrap?

"a skilled admin close to retirement"

Retirement? That's that thing that boomers do where they just stop working, right?

Don't worry, no one under forty will be able to afford that, even if we do live until eighty or whatever the retirement age is by then.

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Re: I expect to be flamed

If your payroll data is internal then your backup admin can probably get at it. Most companies don't have a specific backup admin though, so it'll be any/all of your sysadmins, plus their manager who's insisted on having domain admin credentials despite not having done any support work since NT 4.0.

Even if you work in the one company in a hundred that's prevented their sysadmins from having access to all systems, at some point someone in accounts is going to have to pay people, and that means access to the payroll data.

Zip it! 3 more reasons to be glad you didn't jump on Windows 10 1809

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Re: Regressions

"This is all about Microsoft's release management being hijacked by the marketing dudes."

It's not helped by them laying off their QA department and leaving it to the devs to fix their own bugs.

I suppose the "Windows Insider" beta builds are supposed to leave the testing up to the general public, but from TFA they're not even reading the bug reports they get anyway, so why bother?

I ship you knot: 2,400-year-old Greek trading vessel found intact at bottom of Black Sea

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Re: Leave it there

"Probably a bit late for that. I'd wager that a web based ship tracker would be able to give a fairly accurate location"

Most survey boats turn the gain on their AIS system to as low as they possibly can when they're at work to avoid just this scenario. It's possible that this survey boat isn't required to have an AIS system, or they just turned it off.

So you might be able to pick up their position, but it's not guaranteed.

Roughly 30 years after its birth at UK's Acorn Computers, RISC OS 5 is going open source

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Re: "Dealers also lost out."

"I remember buying a Viewfinder from you, Chris"

It's amazing he found the time, between being on Radio 2, and being an Avenger.

Cosmoboffins think grav waves hold the key to sorting out the disputed Hubble Constant

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Joke

There's only one way to find out:

A really big tape measure.

AI clinician trained to save humans from sepsis – and, er, let's just say you should stick to your human doctor

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Re: The Wright Brothers

"it's good that The Wright Brothers didn't listen to people like you, and decided to plough on despite the massive rate of failure"

It wasn't so much that they kept trying terrible designs despite repeated failures (eg elevators work better on the rear of an aircraft), the main problem was that they patented all heavier than air flying machines, thus preventing anyone else from "ploughing on".

You should have chosen better subjects for your metaphor.

Unexpected MySQL database meltdown fingered in GitHub's 24-hour website wobble

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Re: No MySQL replication slaves for failover?

Must be fun to be Microsoft, to get the blame at a company they only bought a couple of months ago, for a problem that was probably set up to fail by decisions made years ago...

Hubble 'scope gyro drama: Hey, NASA, have you tried turning it off and on again? Oh, you did. And it worked? Cool

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Re: Hammers in Space?

If in doubt, give it a clout.

F***=off, Google tells its staff: Any mention of nookie now banned from internal files, URLs

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Re: And then there are Spoonerisms

"my favourite is 'cunning stunt'"

Almost as good as the collective name for a group of bankers: a 'wunch'.

Cops called after pair enter Canadian home and give it a good clean

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Re: Door locks.

Where I grew up (and where my folks still live), most people leave their front door locked, but that's because everyone goes in and out through the back door*, which is often left unlocked. It certainly wasn't unusual for a neighbour to walk into the kitchen and just shout to try and attract our attention.

* fnar fnar.

Can't get pranked by your team if nobody in the world can log on

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the old "rotate the monitor" trick

"I have no idea what depraved mind could come up with this at Redmond."

It wasn't a Microsoft idea, it was a 'feature' of Intel graphics drivers that found their way onto many a corporate desktop.

I can see how having a screen rotating capability is useful, but I'm not sure who thought it was a good idea to have it mapped to a hotkey* by default.

*(CTRL + ALT+ arrow key IIRC)

European Commission: We've called off the lawyers over Ireland's late collection of Apple back taxes

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Re: Helping out a mate?

"do you remember who had the lowest incidence of infections animal diseases?"

Would it be one of the countries with a natural sea border all the way around? Why yes it would. Ireland has indeed generally had a low incidence of infectious diseases, lower than the UK, which incidently is the usual route of infection for Ireland.

Haunted disk-drive? This story will give you the chills...

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They're journalists, methylated spirits would probably work just as well as alcohol.

Brace yourself, Britain: Health minister shares 'vision' for NHS 'tech revolution'

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Funding

I don't see anything in the article about money actually going to the actual hospitals so they can buy the systems they need to adhere to these new standards. Which does beg the question, what's the point in new "digital standards" when no part of the NHS can afford to implement them?

Microsoft points to a golden future where you can make Windows 10 your own

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Re: What about the stuff that we really don't want...

OneNote, and the Bing stuff can be uninstalled with a simple right click > uninstall.

I'm not sure if you're joking about the Zune stuff, but it's not installed on mine so it was either never there, or succumbed to the same quick uninstall method.

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Why would you want Windows installed without Edge?

You need something to download Firefox/Chrome with.

(I'm pretty sure IE is still installed too)

Chinese biz baron wants to shove his artificial moon where the sun doesn't shine – literally

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Re: Eight times brighter than the Moon?

"the moon is not very reflective. It has an albedo of around 10-15%"

The moon is actually about as reflective as your average tarmacked (asphalt for our American cousins) road . Which sounds like nonsense until you think of a road illuminated in bright noon summer sunlight with no clouds (or indeed atmosphere). Also, of course, you mainly see the moon at night when your eyes have adjusted to the darkness, so it appears brighter.

Here's a picture of the Earth and Moon taken together which gives a better idea of it's colour and relative brightness.

Crucial P1 minicard flash drive? Not if you grabbed Intel's 660p

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Re: I'll never buy another

Hmm, I'll steer clear of the Crucial M2 ssds for a while then, thanks.

We've been mainly using the WD Green nvme drives which work. I couldn't tell you any more than that because they've only been in service for about six months, and as for speed, once they're faster than a harddrive that's 'good enough' for our purposes.

The main problem I have is finding suitably small ones. A basic Linux Mint install only needs about 16GB, but the cheapest SSDs are around 120GB now, which isn't exactly a problem I suppose, it just offends my sense of efficiency.

Softcat warns of Brexit cloud forming over UK tech, vows: If prices rise, we'll pass them on...

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Re: There's always an excuse to increase prices, but...

"And if prices fall due to new tariffs or strengthened sterling, will they pass those on as well?"

If it allows them to undercut their competition, whilst still making a profit, then, probably?

Find these, er, appealing? UK.gov takes red pen to spy court rules, asks for Parliament's OK

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Re: But not the European Court of Human Rights.

Actually yes, I was thinking of things like voting for brexit, even though everyone in government thought it was a terrible idea and now they have to go along with it, whilst trying desperately to distance themselves so they can't get the blame for when everything goes horribly wrong and causing the entire tory party to figuratively wet itself in public.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure they wish people had voted for the safe choice. Bloody democratic rights.

UK.gov to press ahead with online smut checks (but expects £10m in legals in year 1)

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Re: "Why can't we have both?"

It's unhygienic, and a right pain to get out of the bed sheets.