* Posts by phuzz

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No plain sailing for Anon hacktivist picked up by Disney cruise ship: 10 years in the cooler for hospital DDoS caper

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Lawyers are like sperm, one in every hundred-thousand has a chance of becoming human.

Americans are just fine with facial recognition technology – as long as they get shorter queues

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Re: I think the real problem is...

Could that be because most of the dubiously famous people are young (which is not unusual, young people tend to be more photogenic), so those are the ones you notice, and possibly you're generalising all the other young people who are as private as they can be?

(ie selection bias)

Dozens of .gov HTTPS certs expire, webpages offline, FBI on ice, IT security slows... Yup, it's day 20 of Trump's govt shutdown

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Re: Comparison

The big difference is, in the UK if the government's budget wasn't voted through, the government would just keep on going, using the same budget from last year.

US people, why don't you do this rather than shutting down (almost) every federal agency?

Hubble 'scope camera breaks down amid US govt shutdown, forcing boffins to fix it for free

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Re: Shutdown

But those things only affect poor people, and the US has never given a shit about them before.

Something will be done the instant the corporations are affected, people aren't the important ones.

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"Eight years of Obama pulling the plug on NASA"

Citation needed.

(Nixon was the one in power while NASA's budget had its worst cuts, no other president has really don't much to change it drastically.)

The D in SystemD stands for Dammmit... Security holes found in much-adored Linux toolkit

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Re: I guess it's a good time

"Since SystemD cannot run on windows at all, it's not a compatible windows app, then listing windows is irrelevant."

It's almost like...nah, it couldn't be, not in the comment section of elReg, but maybe, possibly...they were joking?

Just in case you're not familiar with the concept.

This July, Google will weep for there are no more worlds to banhammer: 'Bad ads' to be blocked globally

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Trust

Oh, Google are saying it's now safe to turn off my ad blocker? What could possibly go wrong?

Who cracked El Chapo's encrypted chats and brought down the Mexican drug kingpin? Er, his IT manager

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Re: Tough, he made his choice.

"he decided to contract his services to some people with, erm, questionable ethics"

Did he? Or did someone turn up at his door one day and tell him his options were to work for the boss, or an unmarked grave on the edge of town?

Drone goal! Quadcopter menace alert freezes flights from London Heathrow Airport

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Re: PST

Does PST stand for Pissed Sub-editor Time?

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Re: At least people can take comfort from the fact that ...

Easy, just add more engines!

Or, more sensibly*, move over to using rocket engines for take-offs, because rockets don't need intakes so they can't get taken out by a drone.

* actual sensibleness may vary, consult your doctor.

Chinese rover pootles about... on the far side of the friggin' MOON

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Joke

"a site in a desolate part of Scotland"

Aberdeen?

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Re: Why that Chinese image is so bad in 2018?

Why pick on a Huawei phone? I'll bet the camera in your phone is made in China, whatever make it is.

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coff ESA coff

This is the final straw, evil Microsoft. Making private GitHub repos free? You've gone too far

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Re: As ever

Careful now, you're sounding remarkably sensible.

Don't you know his is a story involving Microsoft and Open Source, the only comments you should be making should be hyperbolic and screeching.

At least add in some ALL CAPS shouting to make it fit in.

Aussie Emergency Warning Network hacked by rank amateurs

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I admit I've only just heard of the system in question, but if they send out SMSs then surely they hold people's phone numbers? I'm not sure how it works in Aus but here in GDPR-land a phone number is considered personal information.

You were told to clean up our systems, not delete 8,000 crucial files

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Re: Backups

I had a boss who would delete almost everything, and only leave the most important stuff in his inbox (to be deleted when he'd dealt with it). He was an IT manager and had a strong technical background, and was only dissuaded after I emptied his deleted mails whilst fixing another problem, eventually agreeing that maybe archive folders were what he really needed.

Yeah Malc, you know I'm talking about you mate ;)

More nodding dogs green-light terrible UK.gov pr0n age verification plans

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Re: Just like buying a magazine.

It's daft, but that is basically what the law currently says. You can (legally) have sex with someone at the age of 16, but you can't take pictures or video of yourself doing it, nor can you buy pictures or videos of other people having sex.

(Of course, this is before we even get into the 'what is porn anyway, and why are statues of nuddy women ok?' argument.)

I'm just not sure the computer works here – the energy is all wrong

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Re: on a similar note ...

I've got two monitors on my desk here at work, and the one on the left will reset (ie go black for 5s) whenever either, the printer next to it starts up, or the heater behind me turns on. All are plugged into the same power cord (which is daisy-chained round the room in a most unsafe manner).

I'm used to it by now.

Found yet another plastic nostalgia knock-off under the tree? You, sir, need an emulator

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Re: Imagine anything as efficient

The Amiga was so powerful because of all it's custom chips, which dealt with graphics, sound, I/O etc. The CPU was only a small part of what made the system great.

And if you meet someone in the their late 30's/early 40's who's named their daughters Agnes, Paula, and Denise, you can take a pretty good guess at what computer they had as a kid ;)

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Re: F/A 18 Interceptor

"I could never complete the fourth mission though"

I think you were supposed to sink the sub. Being able to re-arm by landing on it was a bug, h, and it was the sixth mission ;)

There's an interesting interview with Bob Dinnerman (the author of the game) available here. A quote:

Me: What exactly is required to complete the last mission with the enemy aircraft carrier? Nobody who has ever done it knows exactly what they did.

Bob: Ah yes, the 'infamous' last mission of F/A-18 Interceptor... As far as what I believe I did, the destruction of all enemy aircraft plus the enemy sub and a successful return to base should do it. I must note though, that the enemy carrier sub never actually blows up even if it's deemed destroyed! However I'm admittedly a bit remiss on exactly what constitutes the carrier sub having been destroyed, that is, perhaps the minimum number of cannon or missile hits on it, etc. I apologize for my brain lapse on this detail from 15 years ago! Another detail that I'm curious to know is if after one elects to and successfully lands on the carrier sub and gets rearmed/refueled, can he/she resume the mission and blast away at the carrier some more?! Some day I should find and dig up the code, go through it and verify what conditions are required to complete that mission. Again, my humble apologies. A footnote: Maybe the elusiveness to being able to complete this mission (though unintentional) has contributed to the game's lure??

Hacker cyber-gang: Give us cyber-cash for cyber-cache of 18,000 stolen Sept 11th insurance docs

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Or to put it more succinctly (and with less CAPITAL LETTER SHOUTING):

You know how hard it is to get your insurance company to pay out for a small dent/fire/theft? Well imagine how hard it is to get an insurance company to pay out for two massive sky-scrapers.

Heard the one where the boss calls in an Oracle consultant who couldn't fix the database?

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It's not surprising that younger people have never learnt about binary/ocatal etc. as they've never needed to.

Pretty much the entire history of IT over the last thirty something years has been to abstract away the hardware level details, and to just present the user with a higher level view.

Or to put it another way, you can have an entire career in IT without ever needing to understand binary, and personally I don't see that as a bad thing.

Racing at the speed of light, Sage superhero bursts through the door...

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I've not lost clothing on a job before, but I can tell you that a short ethernet cable (cat5, not 6) will serve as a field expedient belt.

Staff sacked after security sees 'suspect surfer' script of shame

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Re: @AC "wouldn't be common freakin' sense to not surf dodgy websites at work?"

I've been told the tale of a sysadmin at a particular university, who would take advantage of their JANET connection to download effectively all of the new images on Usenet daily, and would archive to tape to take home.

No points for guessing what sorts of images.

Techie basks in praise for restoring workforce email (by stopping his scripting sh!tshow)

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Re: I learnt to test my WHERE clauses on a DELETE with a SELECT first

If i'm typing a particularly long command that will delete or otherwise change a lot of files, I'll either not add the sudo rm at the start, or type zsudo in case I accidentally hit the enter key before I'm ready.

I'm sure we've all deleted a parent directory when we were intending to delete a subdir.

50 years ago: NASA blasts off the first humans to experience a lunar close encounter

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Re: Remember

I'm about ten years too young to have seen any of the Apollo missions, but I do remember sitting in a pub, watching SpaceX stick their first landing of a rocket on their robot-barge, on my phone via 4G.

What I was watching wasn't quite as cool as Apollo, but the technology that allowed me to watch it has definitely advanced.

Error pop-up? Don't worry, let's just get this migration done... BTW it's my day off tomorrow

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I tend to disdain anyone who has a PA, but PA's themselves are very useful people to be friends with.

2018 ain't done yet... Amazon sent Alexa recordings of man and girlfriend to stranger

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Isolated?

Amazon yesterday: "This was an unfortunate case of human error and an isolated incident." (emphasis mine)

And yet, seven months ago: You know that silly fear about Alexa recording everything and leaking it online? It just happened.

(And I'm going to assume that Google and Apple and all the other companies also store people's voice recordings)

France next up behind Britain, Netherlands to pummel Uber with €400k fine over 2016 breach

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Re: Stolen ?

It would rather depend on how you were caught. If a police car rocks up and the first thing you say is "I found this bike and I was taking it to the police station", and you're on a road leading to the police station, the outcome will be very different to if the police find it in your lockup hidden under a tarp.

UK law tends to take that the circumstances around a crime matter at least as much as the exact wording of the law. How else would a legal system cope with the grey areas that are life?

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Re: Stolen ?

Mind you, if you don't make at least a basic attempt to secure your property, any insurance you have will probably be void (eg, if you leave you car unlocked you won't be insured if someone nicks stuff out of it).

So if Uber have any insurance covering this sort of thing, it probably won't pay out for them given their lack of basic security precautions.

Such a shame :/

ICO has pumped almost £2.5m and 36 staff into its political data probe – but only 2 are techies

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Re: Change you can believe in. I Kid U Not

Ok, fess up. Who taught the AI to read pdf files?

Do you want a robot uprising for christmas?

London's Gatwick airport suspends all flights after 'multiple' reports of drones

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Out of interest, where was Venus at 7am this morning?

Serverless is awesome (if you overlook inflated costs, dislike distributed computing, love vendor lock-in), say boffins

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You're missing a state.

There's PC, when the computer is on your desk. Server, when the machine is somewhere in your office, and mainframe, when the machine is in someone else's office and they rent it to you (we call this 'cloud', or 'stuff-as-a-service' this time around).

IT as an industry tends to move between these states, I think we're somewhere near mainframe at the moment.

Microsoft: Come and play in our Windows SandBox

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Re: in the POSIX world...

Sandboxes are there for when a program requires root access (or at least more than a standard guest user), and one can't be bothered to spin up an entire VM.

After all, Windows does have multiple users as well.

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Re: "which will spin up a fresh desktop"

It's closer to a container. All the OS files are just read-only symlinks to the ones in the main OS (on disk and/or in memory).

Sticking with one mobile provider gets you... Oh. Price rises, big exit fees, and lovely, lovely lock-in

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Re: Hmm...

So to summarise your position: "I'm ok, fuck everyone else".

Scrubtastic end to 2018 as SpaceX, Blue Origin, Arianespace all opt for another day on Earth

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Re: Soyuz

Soyuz crews have worn pressure suits since Soyuz 11, when a pressure equalisation valve opened prematurely and all the crew died. So as long as the tiny hole didn't cause any thermal problems, the crew would probably survive.

Brit startup Graphcore tossed a £200m early Christmas pressie for machine learning CPU

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Re: "the company has been valued at $1.7bn"

"A word of advice to the founders: Cash out now. VCs and their cash are easily parted, but eventually they'll smell a theranos that they've trodden in."

They've only been going for two years, they should be able to rinse the VCs for at least 4-5 years before they realise that the company has no revenue whatsoever. Thernaos made it from 2003 all the way up until 2018. Uber is still going despite losing money hand over fist every year.

Jingle bells, disk drives sell not so well from today. Oh what fun it is to ride on a one-horse open array...

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You're about a factor of 1024 out there (MB should be GB, and GB should be TB), but otherwise I agree.

Even a basic desktop linux (eg Mint) needs almost 10GB these days.

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@Alister

Good work on making sure to Let Them Know It's Christmas Time.

;)

Oh Deer! Poacher sentenced to 12 months of regular Bambi screenings in the cooler

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Re: 'Murica never ceases...

"I also wish that firearms for self protection were allowed in the UK."

Protection from what exactly?

Dev's telnet tinkering lands him on out-of-hour conference call with CEO, CTO, MD

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"or the dodgy fibre switch that runs one of the database back ends"

Or in our case the switch which has ended up becoming a core switch just because important things were plugged into it willynilly. Which now has degraded to the point where the only way to connect to it is by manually putting it's MAC into your ARP cache.

Of course the things plugged into it don't have redundant connections and can't possibly be unplugged for any reason, or so I'm told at least.

(I might 'accidentally' depower it at some point just to force the issue)

Time for a cracker joke: What's got one ball and buttons in the wrong place?

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"you can put a Yubikey USB dongle into an RJ45 port"

With a bit of force you can fit any standard USB (A) connector into a RJ45 port.

As I found out when a user came to me complaining that their laptop dock/port expander wasn't working (well, actually they were complaining that their email wasn't coming through). When I got there my first thought was to check the ethernet cable, which was plugged securely into the dock, and the USB connection for that was also plugged securely into...the RJ45 port in their laptop.

I did congratulate them for managing to do something I had never thought possible, but they didn't seem that enthused.

If you're going to try this, pick an ethernet port you don't care about, it might well damage it a bit.

Virgin Galactic test flight reaches space for the first time, lugging NASA cargo in place of tourists

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It's worth noting that this was still a test flight, and they're planning longer burns later to take them up to 110km.

Taylor's gonna spy, spy, spy, spy, spy... fans can't shake cam off, shake cam off

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Re: CCTV

"Imagine that all the CCTV cameras were to be replaced with large watchtowers. [...] How would that make you feel? Safer?"

To be honest, yes, that probably would make me feel safer. You'd get to know your local watchers, their memory would be fallible, they'd fall asleep sometimes, etc.

A real human being in a guard tower would be less scary to me than cctv.

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"If the cameras are scanning images and performing a check against a known database and discarding all the ones that don't match, that's fine with me."

But the matching isn't 100% correct. Some people will be flagged as being stalkers when they're not, and some stalkers won't be picked up by the system, aka false positives and false negatives.

So assuming fifty something concerts, with about 40,000 people at each, that's two million people (!), so even if their false positive rate is only 0.001%, that's still twenty people who were presumably thrown out by her security because the facial recognition didn't like their face.

(I'm not exaggerating those ticket numbers.)

Thanks to UK peers, coming to a laptop near you in 2019: Age checks for online smut

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Re: There appears to be an assumption

"I see a tiny point of failure there"

How dare you! I'm assured it's a perfectly reasonable size!

Ticketmaster tells customer it's not at fault for site's Magecart malware pwnage

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AKA "it's not our fault the shitty company we hired turned out to be shit"

Super Micro says audit found no trace of Chinese spy chips on its boards

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Re: Again, why bother

Why bother adding an extra board when you can just use the built in lights-out management which is built into practically every server?

Poor people should get slower internet speeds, American ISPs tell FCC

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Re: Rich man poor man

Well ISPs in the US already get a subsidy to pay for them rolling out broadband to less well off areas. This whole article is about how they'd like to reduce the definition of 'broadband' to make it easier (and cheaper) for themselves.

So your society has already deemed that everyone should get internet access, but the ISPs are trying to change the rules so that they don't have to spend as much money.