* Posts by phuzz

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Crispest image yet of Ultima Thule arrives on Earth, but grab a coffee while the rest downloads

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Re: The rubber ducky comparisons are right on.

Jokes aside, it does provide us with some interesting new data about how asteroids and comets in our solar system have formed.

I can hear the light! Boffins beam audio into ears with freakin' lasers

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Re: I assume...

My first thought that if they're scanning the laser with a moving mirror, that you'd probably be able to hear a faint sound from the mirror itself.

Users fail to squeak through basic computer skills test. Well, it was the '90s

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Re: Not sure...

A friend of mine came to me with her laptop, which had had an entire cup of coffee poured over it. Fortunately she'd had the presence of mind to immediately pull the power out, and then to bring it to me.

I did a careful disassembly and cleaned of the worst of the brown staining with IPA, and then cautiously powered it back up.

It worked fine, although it did absolutely reek of coffee. Not my favourite smell, but my mate was well happy with it.

You're an admin! You're an admin! You're all admins, thanks to this Microsoft Exchange zero-day and exploit

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Re: Possible quick fix

Did you realise that Exchange isn't just 'an email server'? At least recommend something like Zimbra to cover calenders and a web ui, then you might as well use Samba v4 (I assume we're ignoring the fact it's based on Microsoft code) to give you proper single sign on, and there's not really any equivalent to Group Policy, but I suppose we could use something like Puppet to provide consistency across users desktops.

So, once you've hooked up all those different Open Source programs and got them all working (probably not as turn-key as setting up a Windows domain), what's the betting that you've inadvertently left a similarly glaring security hole?

World's favourite open-source PDF interpreter needs patching (again)

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Re: Hardly surprising.

It's worse than that. PDF was invented specifically to sidestep the complexity of full PostScript documents. (Because apparently people didn't need a language that could be used to make your printer compute fractals)

Twenty five years later, how do you think that "simpler than PostScript" idea is working out?

The outfit where the NHS England Digital boss is headed? Turns out their code is 'not technically suitable' for the £6.4m NHS App

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But if part of the spec for the program is that it must inter-operate with other systems, then some kind of API is a must have...

The BMC in OpenBMC stands for 'Burglarize My Computer' – thanks to irritating security flaw

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Supermicro

This is why I never really bought the allegations about 'someone' putting secret chips into Supermicro servers. Why bother going to all that trouble when there's already a BMC/IPMI/iLO chip on-board almost every server that can basically pwn the entire rest of the system. Surely finding vulnerabilities in an existing chip is easier than developing your own.

(of course, you still have the same problem hiding your command and control communications)

Starship bloopers: In touching tribute to Tesla shares, Musk proto-craft tumbles – as Bezos' Blue Origin rocket lifts off

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"Do they have plans for orbital insertion[?]"

Not with this rocket no, this one is designed for sub-orbital tourist hops, and as a technology demonstrator/test for a much (much) larger orbital rocket, called New Glen.

Look out, kids. Your Tinder account is about to be swamped by old people... probably

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Re: Its pretty obvious

"They based it on ability to pay, and difficulty in meeting people the ordinary way. Those under 30 have less of both."

The money part, sure, but I'd have thought that 'the usual way' of meeting people would involve going out to pubs/bars etc. which is generally done more by the under-thirties (at least in my experience). The young 'uns are the only ones who can hack the hangovers.

Nationwide UK court IT failure farce 'not the result of a cyber attack' – Justice Ministry

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Re: wtf does not "freeing prisoners unlawfully" mean ?

Muphry's Law: "If you write anything criticizing editing or proofreading, there will be a fault of some kind in what you have written."

Court orders moribund ZX Spectrum reboot firm's directors to stump up £38k legal costs bill

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Re: "...Current And Former Directors Owe £38,000..."

Now that they're being dinged for £38k, maybe he'll want to acknowledge them as directors so he can split the costs with them?

The most annoying British export since Piers Morgan: 'Drones' halt US airport flights

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"Guidance systems aren't cheap."

Historically they haven't been, but now that you can run image recognition on a RPi, perhaps there's much easier ways to home in on a drone?

You heard the latest Chinese CRISPRs? They are real: Renegade bio-boffin did genetically modify baby twins

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Surely the worst case scenario is that he accidentally peppered his HIV-resistance gene throughout their DNA and now half the proteins that they need to grow up into healthy adults have been overwritten.

CRISPR is good, but it's not a magic gene-editing bullet and it's not 100% reliable (yet).

Stalk my pals on social media and you'll know that the next words out of my mouth will be banana hammock

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Re: But what if you don't have an account at all?

Presumably FB know who your friends are because they were the ones that clicked "please import all of my contacts into facebook" button when they first signed up. As long as one or two of your friends did that then FB know at least a bit about your social circles.

Want to spin up Ubuntu VMs from Windows 10's command line, eh? We'll need to see a Multipass

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Re: I love WSL, since it made scripting on Windows usable after 30 years :)

You can use aliases in pretty much the same way as you would on Linux, but yes, by default the command names are verbose.

Perhaps the Windows devs still haven't calmed down from finally being able to use more than 8.3 filenames?

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Re: I love WSL, since it made scripting on Windows usable after 30 years :)

Try that in PowerShell.

Ok then:

Get-CimInstance -ClassName win32_operatingsystem | select lastbootuptime

(Note how instead of having to manipulate strings using multiple programs, we just grab the one field we're interested in, which is returned as a DateTime so we don't have to reformat it if we wanted to use it in a script.)

Fujitsu says UK Foreign Office can't count in lawsuit over loss of £350m comms contract

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Re: Up The Chain

Lowly assistants are employed for blaming things on.

Management, on the other hand, is employed for taking credit for things that haven't (yet) been cocked up.

It's the circle of life.

The lighter side of HMRC: We want your money, but we also want to make you laugh

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Re: you have the Channel.

Your idea makes almost as much sense as what's actually being proposed...

Ooh, my machine is SO much faster than yours... Oh, wait, that might be a bit of a problem...

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"Celeron or Pentium based mini-PCs with 8GB"

Oooh, fancy. Our end users get Atom based machines with 4GB or RAM and that's us being generous.

The Iceman cometh, his smartwatch told the cops: Hitman jailed after gizmo links him to Brit gangland slayings

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Re: "grassing" in British English or "snitching"

In the Manchester Evening News there was some speculation that as Fellows was going down for a long time whatever happened, it's possible he allowed Boyle to spill the beans and reduce his own sentence.

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Re: Hi-viz bike

Walking around with a hi-vis vest and a clipboard is much more anonymous in an urban environment than wearing head to toe camo gear.

Lawyers' secure email network goes down, firm says it'll take 2 weeks to restore

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Terminator

It's for smashing Luddites with.

Are you sure your disc drive has stopped rotating, or are you just ignoring the messages?

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Re: LOL

"But it's not like the British could be expected to understand the implications of a Parliament, funny french-sounding word that it is."

In our defence, it sounded like all the members of that parliament were going to be elected, which doesn't really sound like a proper British parliament. Why couldn't members receive their place just because their great-great-great-grandad had kill a bunch of foreigners (and his own soldiers), or just because they were an arch-bishop or any of the other totally sensible and modern reasons that our betters are in the house of Lords.

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Re: I'm not even sure that half the developers read the prompts they are adding

When you're altering a custom field in Jira you're given two options: Edit and Configure, one of which just lets you change the name, the other allows you to actually alter it's parameters, and no, I can't remember which is which, but it's always the opposite of the one you think.

I swear that they swap which option does what at random just to fsck with me.

Man drives 6,000 miles to prove Uncle Sam's cellphone coverage maps are wrong – and, boy, did he manage it

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Mobile Mapping Mules?

Saddles and Spectrum?

Speed Steeds?

Oracle exec: Open-source vendors locking down licences proves 'they were never really open'

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"So, when I put my Sage data and spreadsheets on a zfs share about 10 years ago, that means I had implemented a blockchain based accounting system."

If you'd said that you were planning to do that only two years ago you'd have had VCs throwing their money at you.

Oh snap: AWS has only gone and brought out its own Backup

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Re: Get burned?

"What is the percentage threshold that has to be reached?"

Turns out, in the UK it's 25% of the market, so both Amazon and Microsoft would be considered monopolies (in the cloud market) in the UK. Mea culpa.

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Re: Get burned?

From this article from last month/year:

Microsoft - $21.2B

AWS - $20.4B

IBM - $10.3B

Oracle - $6.08

Google - $4B

Alibaba - $2.2B

So no, not much of a monopoly when they're in second place (just) and there's at least three other providers in with a shout of them.

Epic's Fortnite fail: Ancient UT2004 server used for login-stealing proof-of-concept

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Re: upper-bracket millennials

That was when I graduated, I 'only' owed SLC about £9k.

Of course, by the time I was earning enough to actually pay that off, it was up to £11,000...

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Re: upper-bracket millennials

I'll be 39 this year, I think that still makes me a millennial.

In fact, after talking to friends around my age, we came up with a more specific qualification rather than just age.

If you're from the UK, and you had to pay fees at university, then you're a millennial. (Fees came in to force in July 1998 fyi).

If you're older than that then you had a fundamentally different time at uni (you probably even got a grant), and if you're younger then you probably left uni with five figures of debt (3 x £9k).

But of course we can't afford houses because we're all eating avocado on toast right?

Slack to fend off the collaboration competition with... a new logo

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Re: Looks like...

It's a dick swastika.

RIP 2019-2019: The first plant to grow on the Moon? Yeah, it's dead already, Chinese admit

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Re: Bad planning

"She wanted a "hostile environment" and now she seems to have got it!"

Bravo! I'm stealing that :)

Iran satellite fails: ICBM test drive or microsat test? Opinion is divided...

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Israel still maintain that they don't have any nuclear weapons.

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Hmmmmm

"Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu [said] the country is “actually interested in reaching the first stage of an intercontinental ballistic missile, violating agreements”."

That's ok, I'm sure Isreal's Shavit rockets are totally peaceful.

What's that? They're solid fuelled, almost as if they were developed for an ICBM? Nah, I'm sure that there's a peaceful explanation for that...

Microsoft sends a raft of Windows 10 patches out into the Windows Update ocean

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Re: Jet

Well, I've learnt something.

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WTF?

Jet

IIRC the main Active Directory database (ie the lynchpin of a Windows network), is a Jet database.

What could possibly go wrong?

(I suppose the rationale is simply 'if it ain't broke...')

China's really cotton'd on to this whole Moon exploration thing: First seed sprouts in lunar lander biosphere

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Congratulations, you beat the Grunardid to that one.

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Re: Biologicals

"the Chinese don't have a space station or orbiter"

They have an orbiter called Shenzhou, which is somewhat of an advanced, enlarged, and modernised Soyuz.

They also have a space station project. Their first station, Tiangong-1 was in orbit between 2011 and 2018 and was visited by two crews.

The follow up, Tiangong-2, is currently orbiting, and they're now planning a much larger, modular, space station (think Mir but modern).

The Large Hadron Collider is small beer. Give us billions more for bigger kit, say boffins

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Re: The FCC, eh?

Just finding a brew that's under 4% is tricky these days.

'It's like they took a rug and covered it up': Flight booking web app used by scores of airlines still vuln to attack – claim

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I thought the 'fix' to the brute forcing problem was going to be: "we put it on a really shitty server that can't serve more than 10 requests per second. Problem solved!"

Google to yoink apps with an unauthorized Call Log or SMS habit from Android Play Store

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Re: Is it easier to start with a walled garden

I realise it's a metaphor, but a wall isn't going to stop a squirrel from trying to get into your garden. And probably not a cat either.

(src)

A billion-dollar question: What was really behind Qualcomm's surprise ten-digit gift to Apple?

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Re: I do wonder...

My memory's not that good either, I (mis)-remembered that the first Core processors had 64-bit versions, but apparently that waited until Core 2, about six months later. (Although we can assume that Intel let Apple in on their roadmap, so they knew that x64 was on it's way).

I do agree that a year or two earlier AMD were spanking Intel with the Athlon64, we can imagine an alternate scenario where Apple decided to ditch Motorola a few years earlier and switched to AMD's chips instead of Intel...

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Re: I do wonder...

Wait, are we talking about recent Intel chips in Apple's mobile devices, or back when they switched from Motorola's PowerPC series to Intel's x86 in their desktop machines?

Bcause for the second one, PowerPC was basically at an end, so they were going to have to move to x86, and at that point Intel had their new Core chips which were head and shoulders above AMD's offerings at the time (plus Intel could sell you the chipset, wireless, ethernet etc. as well as the CPU), so at that time Intel was probably the right course to take.

Of course, it's possible that Intel might have also been up to some shady behaviour as well, but I'm not a fan of getting sued so I'll not make any specific allegations.

World's first robot hotel massacres half of its robot staff

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Joke

If the BOFH had been there it'd have gone for the MP first...

Army had 'naive' approach to Capita's £1.3bn recruiting IT contract, MPs told

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Re: Actually...

If I was feeling really cynical, I'd say that it is just the another step of the ongoing attempts to privatise the entire British state.

First you underfund a public utility, then when they're not performing as well, you give big chunks of their day to day operations to crapita. Then once the whole organisation is in the toilet, you privatise it, and sell the valuable bits (eg the land or the buildings) off to your mates for cheap. Then retire from government to a cosy directorship...

Googlers to flood social media with tales of harassment in bid to end forced arbitration

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Re: Social media "campaign" versus legal challenge

"they could challenge the legality of the clause in the courts"

If they can afford it sure, but taking a massive company to court is generally not cheap. Certainly not as cheap as making a fuss on the internet. Which approach seems to have worked, as it's made both you and I think about it.

What a cheep shot: Bird sorry after legal eagles fire DMCA takedown at scooter unlock blog

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Re: they soon found out when Doctorow reached out to colleagues at the EFF

"if he'd been ANY non-connected blogger, this would be his end, as not many ordinary folk would take the hard, expensive and very long-lasting route of going to court."

He never went to court, all the did that someone else couldn't do was to get a lawyer to write a letter for him for free. Given how many inaccuracies the original nasty-gram contained I don't thing even a non lawyer would be that scared. It's just a company trying to throw it's weight around, nothing that would stand up in court (well, it might in the US money==justice system I suppose).

It's the weekend. We're out of puns for now. Just have a gander at China's Moon lander and robo-sidekick snaps, videos

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"Armstrong however was a bit of a perfectionist and since he was manually controlling the decent anyway (because of the computer problems they were having)"

It was because the landing site that had been selected in a crater turned out to be full of big rocks (which weren't visible from the orbital pictures they had at that point), so he coasted them over that and landed on the far side of the crater. All of the Apollo landings used a semi-automatic control system, allowing the commander to fine tune the exact landing site, which was necessary on every flight because there's a limit to what you can see from orbit. ("Jim Lovell of Apollo 13 claimed he intended to use the automatic landing if it looked safe to do so")

The computer errors weren't affecting the ability of the spacecraft to land (see here for the layman's version or here for the fully in depth version by one of the people who programmed the computer), they were warnings that it was getting overloaded, but landing was highest priority and the computer was able to perform it's tasks relating to landing.

SpaceX sends Iridium-8 into space while Musk flaunts his retro rocket

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Re: Star bangled banner

You only need enough wall to look good on a TV camera,. Stick it on Fox and he wouldn't know any different.

xHamster reports spike in UK users getting their five-knuckle shuffle on before pr0n age checks

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I still get ID occasionally, a while ago when I was still 35 I was asked for ID in the supermarket when buying beer.

I handed over my drivers license, and enjoyed the little double take when she realised how old I really was.

"Oh, you don't look like you're in your thirties at all"

"Oh thanks", I say, and smile.

"Actually, I can see your age when you smile"

Cheeky sod :(