* Posts by phuzz

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Europe-style 5G standards testing? Consistent definitions? Who the fsck wants that, asks US mobe industry

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Trollface

"It's not entirely clear why the US feels that these sort of bully-boy tactics are going to work in its favor. Europe is a big-enough market by itself not to have to go along with whatever the US decides."

Of course, if there was a little country on the edge of Europe, that didn't have the rest of the continent backing it up, they might be easier to strong-arm into accepting whatever the US wanted them to.

Nah, no country would be stupid enough to put itself in that position though right?

Where's Zero Cool when you need him? Loose chips sink ships: How hackers could wreck container vessels

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Re: Serious infrastructure carnage

"fastest way to annoy a freight guy is to call them ships"

That's why I call them boatys, it annoys all the swabbies :)

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Re: MSC Zoe was a proof of concept hack?

There's something like 20 million containers worldwide, and I'm sure some of them are fitted with trackers, but several things make it tricky to roll out to all containers.

GPS signals don't go through water, and containers tend to 'float' with only about 1% of their body above the water. You can't have the antenna sticking out far, because it would get smashed during loading, so instead you've have to have multiple ones around the container so that at least one would be close enough to the surface to receive.

Then you need some kind of transmitter, and you'll have similar problems with the antenna for that, plus transmitting is going to use a whole lot more power than receiving GPS signals.

At the end of the day, containers are treated as only being semi-recyclable, sooner or later they get a bit too rusty and get dumped, or sold on for a hipster to build a restaurant in one or something.

Chrome ad, content blockers beg Google: Don't execute our code! Wait, no, do execute our code – just don't kill us!

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Re: The real reason

To be honest I'm always surprised that Google haven't just banned ad blockers from their plugin store. Why would they make it so easy for their customers to bypass their main source of revenue?

Similarly, I'm surprised that they've never made it harder to block ads on Youtube, I'd have thought it would be easy to block the video from playing until an advert had been played (or at least sent to the customer), but instead adblockers just stop the ads, and the videos play as soon as you click.

I should probably shut up and stop giving them ideas.

Just do IoT? We'd walk a mile in someone else's Nike smart sneakers, but they seem to be 'bricked'

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£300 quid is a lot, but I could just about justify spending up to £100 on footwear if I felt sure they'd last me for years.

That's not likely with a pair of trainers though, and I expect these Nikes will be looking tatty and grubby within a year or so if they are actually used for running about.

U wot, m8? OMG SMS is back from dead

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Re: You Can Phone Me Or SMS me; Period

Even better, just tell everyone you know to fuck off, and soon you'll have no friends, and no need for any messaging!

Password managers may leave your online crown jewels 'exposed in RAM' to malware – but hey, they're still better than the alternative

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Re: Security software 101

I'd be interested to know how you can keep a password out of RAM, whilst still being able to do something useful with it, like insert it into a web page?

Unearthed emails could be smoking gun in epic GDPR battle: Google, adtech giants 'know they break Euro privacy law'

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Re: Death to advertisers!

I'm no fan of adverts, but they do pay the bills for many, many websites including this one. So either we the readers pay a subscription, or elReg find some kind of sponsor, or the vulture will have to fly off into the sunset.

Visited the Grand Canyon since 2000? You'll have great photos – and maybe a teensy bit of unwanted radiation

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Re: Amazingly reasonable reporting here

I'd put money on the cancer risk being higher in the car park (all those exhaust fumes!), than if you spent eight hours a day stood next to those barrels.

In fact, if the ore came from the surrounding rocks, it's probably safer in a bucket where it won't be disturbed, than the rocks outside which will be getting slowly ground into dust by people's feet. That dust might be breathed into someone's lungs, which is something to be avoided.

'Occult' text from Buffy The Vampire Slayer ep actually just story about new bus lane in Dublin

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Re: Dross?

Josh Whedon's influence on Agents of Shield was pretty minor by all accounts, his brother had an executive produce credit and that was about it.

I'm not saying you won't enjoy Buffy though, it's got some great episodes.

Techie in need of a doorstop picks up 'chunk of metal' – only to find out it's rather pricey

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It wasn't hollow, it was solid:

which as half a sphere, about 18 inches in diameter -– “is made of solid gold."

(src)

(Although from my back-of-the-envelope calculations that would weigh over 400kg, so I think either it was smaller, maybe eight inches, or it was hollow.)

Crash, bang, wallop: What a power-down. But what hit the kill switch?

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Re: Not Unique...

Ah yes, the reset button (or power button in the pre-ACPI days) which only engages when you take your finger off the button.

I remember taping someone's finger to a switch after they pressed it at the wrong time, and as long as the finger was taped in place, the computer stayed up.

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So if he was seven feet tall, and it was his head that hit the switch, how high up the wall was it? Could a shortarse even push the button if they needed to?

Help us sniff out 50 neutron star collisions so we can calculate universe expansion, cosmoboffins plead

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Re: How small can you make a black hole?

Ok, lets start at the beginning:

"Matter is composed of two sizelss particles"

NO. It's just not.

"one force, electric, electric propagates at infinity"

If you mean that the 'electric force' propagates at an infinite speed, NO. It's not even that hard to measure at home.

"there is no mass, no speed of light, no momentum, no inertia, no meaningful sense of time"

Wait a minute, this isn't a deranged attempt at misunderstanding physics, this is a trip report! It all makes sense now.

Look AC, perhaps you should reduce the dose a bit, and maybe share some with the rest of the class?

Use an 8-char Windows NTLM password? Don't. Every single one can be cracked in under 2.5hrs

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Re: Easy to remember

Yep, a memorable line from a song or a book is easy to remember, and with a bit of creative punctuation (eg zero instead of the letter O), you'll end up with something that looks like gibberish, and is hopefully as hard to crack, but which you can remember.

Amazon throws toys out of pram, ditches plans for New York HQ2 after big trouble in Big Apple

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Re: This happens all the time

The irony is though, if (for example) Amazon moved their HQ to Buffalo, the increase in potential customers would start to bring in all the vegan coffee shops, and wellness clinics*, that the hipster staff could want. Eventually you'd get other tech companies moving into the area as well.

Of course they'd also start an increase in rents and prices, but hopefully not to SF levels.

* Am I doing ok at making up bullshit?

Bad news for WannaCry slayer Marcus Hutchins: Judge rules being young, hungover, and in a strange land doesn't obviate evidence

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Re: Hutchins received notice of his Miranda rights?

"So, when someone from law enforcement starts asking you questions: shut up"

In the US. As noted in TFA, in the UK it's a bit different.

Boss of venerable sect with millions of devoted followers meets boss of venerable sect with... yeah, you get the idea

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Re: Not worth the attention

So that you'd click on the article, which worked.

Take your pick: Linux on Windows 10 hardware, or Windows 10 on Linux hardware

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Re: Using five years before written...

You have to imagine that sentence in an 'old-man-shouting-at-clouds' voice.

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You know, I quite like Mint. I've even rolled it out to all the machines of one of our customers, but something about the sanctimonious cries of "I've been using linux since nineteen eighty six and it does everything I need much better than windows", that makes me want to switch them all over to Win10.

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Linux

"As if to demonstrate that anything Windows can do, Linux can do a bit worse, there are reports of an effort to coax Ubuntu onto the machines."

Ha! I hope you remembered to wear your flame proof undies today Richard, I don't think the penguinistas will see the funny side of that...

Roses are red, this is sublime: We fed OpenAI's latest chat bot a classic Reg headline

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Terminator

Re: Absolutely fu$%#ng insane

That's exactly what an AI would say, to lure us all into a feeling of false security.

You're not fooling anyone you metal menace!

Roses are red, we've received about fifty. Google's next trick? Pixels for the thrifty

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Can I just say bravo to all of the commentards above, who have shown more wit in one comment than I manage in a week.

Lenovo ThinkPad P1: Sumptuous pro PC that gets a tad warm

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Re: Nice, but ...

^^ This, a thousand times this.

Outlook was perfectly usable when I had to use it, but then I'd start archiving as soon as my mailbox got up to 100MB.

Which helpfully left more time for the users who insisted that they had to have online access to every email from the last 6 years because that one time they had to find something for a customer and it was in an email (and no, they weren't interested in using the knowledge base that we'd set up allowing everyone to have access to their secret insights). Or the recruiter who had so many emails he never shut down Outlook, because it was a gamble if it would ever restart...

Cover your NASes: QNAP acknowledges mystery malware but there's no patch yet

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Re: New year?

I checked ours as soon as I read the article. It's not affected. Accordingly I didn't bother to post anything, and I'd guess neither did most people in the same position.

If you see ten people on a forum complaining about a problem, all it means is that those people have the problem, not that everyone does.

No fax given: Blighty's health service bods told to ban snail mail, too

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Re: 2FA

Wait, what else does TOTP stand for is not Top of the Pops?

"Time-based One-time Password"?! Aside from that being a really ugly sentence, surely the acronym would be TBOTP? Or if you are only taking the first letter of hyphenated words then it would be TOP. Honestly, who came up with that acronym?

If you want a vision of the future, imagine not a boot stamping on a face, but keystroke logging on govt contractors' PCs

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More relevantly, am I working if I'm reading elReg? Sure, I'm not actively working right now, but I am learning about security threats and the current state of the art. Reading around a subject is the only way to stay up to date.

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Re: New Jersey? Relax ...

Why not? I can see a useful new service of providing false evidence of someone "working".

I'd have thought organised crime would be well up for that, after all, every new law is a new business opportunity for a criminal.

One click and you're out: UK makes it an offence to view terrorist propaganda even once

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Re: 1984

"As a proportion of GDP, welfare spending is or higher than the level it was" [sic]

Yes, but 55% of the welfare budget is spent on pensions, which given the demographics of the UK (and most western countries), it's not surprising that most of the increase in the welfare budget has been increased spending on pensions.

Is anyone else cynical enough to point out that the natural constituency of the Tory party is pensioners?

US kids apparently talking like Peppa Pig... How about US lawmakers watching Doctor Who?

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Re: Doctor Who

"blew off the vote to attend Glastonbury"

Postal votes, what are they?

Ever used VFEmail? No? Well, chances are you never will now: Hackers wipe servers, backups in 'catastrophic' attack

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Re: Backups?

You could go with tape, or you could go with a harddrive in a USB enclosure.

A 12GB LTO8 tape is about £150, and a 10TB hdd is about £250-£300, but with the saving that you don't need to buy a tape drive (and it'll work in any computer with USB).

Fun fact: GPS uses 10 bits to store the week. That means it runs out... oh heck – April 6, 2019

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I was going to upvote you, but then I noticed you have 42 upvotes and I'm not going to mess with that.

You are missing at least one word from your quote though.

Ivan to be left alone: Russia preps to turn its internet into an intranet if West opens cyber-fire

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Re: Clientside Loopback Protection.

You can't jam an RJ45 connector into a USB socket, however, I have had to deal with users who've managed it the other way around.

A USB type A plug is almost perfectly sized to fit into an ethernet socket, try it!

The gimlet gaze of Azure to be turned upon UK footpads thanks to cop-friendly analytics

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Re: Different across the pond

I'm not sure where the aggrieved commentators above live, but I've never heard of them failing to turn up promptly, or to sod off without at least doing something.

Q. What's a good thing to put outside a building of spies? A: A banner saying 'here we are!'

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I grew up in Cheltenham, and various of my friends' parents worked at GCHQ. Obviously they didn't talk about it, but they referred to their job as "I work for the civil service in Cheltenham".

Of course, back then there wasn't a Doughnut, and GCHQ was split between two sites on either side of town. There's still rumours that there is/was tunnels connecting them both.

NHS needs to pull its finger out and prep staff for future robotics, genomics, data-led healthcare

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"A world in which a hospital can’t pull up a patient’s GP record to see the reason for stopping and starting medications is downright dangerous," he said.

Fortunately due to years of cuts, the GP waiting list is so long that the patient probably had to go straight to A&E without ever seeing their GP, so there's no records to pull up.

Lets face it, harping on about a "digital NHS" is a waste of fscking time when we can't even afford to hire enough staff...

620 million accounts stolen from 16 hacked websites now for sale on dark web, seller boasts

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Re: Password hashing

PBKDF2 was only recommended in 2017, which was when the first of the dumps came from, so I'd be surprised if any of them are using it. I'd expect it to start showing up in dumps in a couple of years, if not longer. Companies rarely move fast (and nobody is going to force all their existing customers to change their passwords, especially if it means admitting that the old ones might not have been secure).

Also, the sort of company that would use a bleeding edge crypto method, like PBKDF2, might be paying a bit more attention to their basic security, and would be less likely to end up in a dump like this.

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Pirate

It's good to know about the hack, but it does add some value to the hacker to have a reputable news outlet do the hard work of contacting firms and getting them to confirm that, yes indeed, that is their data.

Before, it was just a large, but untested dump, which may or may not have contained useful (to ner do wells) information. Now it's conformed, by at least some of the firms impacted, that the data and hashed passwords are legit.

Ever yearn for the Windows 95 shutdown sound? TADA! There's an Electron app for that

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Re: "getting the thing to talk to the internet was challenging"

For what it's worth, you can still download the installer for XP Mode, officially, from Microsoft here. If you open it as a .cab file, you can find the VHD, which can be imported into Virtualbox. Assuming you're running a Microsoft OS and are fully licensed of course.

Cops looking for mum marauding uni campus asking students if they fancy dating her son

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Re: garage shop

Without hiring a massive crane, how exactly does one pick up a shed from the back patio of a terraced house and move it? I'd also be pretty surprised if it was big enough for even a half sized container to fit (assuming a big crane to lift it over the house and into the garden).

Terraced houses in the UK aren't that big, and neither are their back gardens (chances are the front door opens directly onto the pavement, so there's no front garden).

Think of an area not big enough to park two cars side by side, with the only access being through the house like these.

QNAP NAS user? You'd better check your hosts file for mystery anti-antivirus entries

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Re: Source of the NAStiness?

The problem we find is having to reboot the Qnap to install newer firmware. It's fine in a home unit, but when you're using it as iSCSI storage for some VM hosts it tends to mess things up.

Hold horror stories: Chief, we've got a f*cking idiot on line 1. Oh, you heard all that

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Devil

Re: id10t

PEBKAC.

Or, if I'm having to be polite "user interface issue", as in, "I want to interface the user's head with a baseball bat".

Hungover this morning? Thought 'beer before wine and you'll be fine'? Boffins prove old adage just isn't true

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Pint

Re: Well someone's been on a heavy drinking session

Some people seem to leave their nice booze until the end of the evening, which is totally the wrong way around.

Drink the nice stuff first, while you're still sober enough to enjoy it. After a few drinks you can move to progressive cheaper stuff, because you won't be able to tell the difference anyway.

After Amazon's Bezos exposes Pecker, National Enquirer pushes back, promises to probe itself

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Re: Dodging the accusation

"They been known to pay good money for salacious photos and videos in the past with regard to the veracity of the source. And they get nailed for it"

I'm going to guess that they've sat down and worked out that paying out $X million per year in false claims is worth the $Y millions they make from extra sales (where Y>X).

If you can pay the lawyer fees you can say what you want.

Wells Fargo? Well fscked at the moment: Data center up in smoke, bank website, app down

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Re: The BOFH Strikes Again

The 'delay release' button is right next to the exit door, why stand there pressing the button when you can just leave? (unless you open the door and the corridor is on fire I suppose)

Brit Mars bot named while NASA 'nauts must wait a bit longer for a US rocket trip to the ISS

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I should have done more than 30s of research.

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WTF?

Why would they mention Airbus?

The first part is about Boeing and SpaceX's respective spacecraft, no Airbus involvement there.

The second part is about LRO taking pictures of Chang'e 4, again, neither built by Airbus.

The third part is about the ExoMars rover, that's being built by Thales.

The forth part is about Skyora, still no reason for Airbus to be name checked

And finally there's a few paragraphs about Virgin Galactic.

So which of these stories has an Airbus angle that elReg are cruelly censoring? The only space related Airbus news I can find is that they're building a satellite for a Japanese telecoms company, not really very interesting.

Housing biz made to pay £1.5k for sticking fingers in its ears when served a subject access request

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You'll notice that all the cases that get reported are still from 2017. Imagine what'll happen when they get through the backlog of older cases, to the ones that fall under GDPR...

Reliable system was so reliable, no one noticed its licence had expired... until it was too late

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Re: Soon never seems soon enough

I'm surprised no-one has made a "SCSI emulator" out of an Arduino or RPi or something.

*EDIT* Of course someone has done it already

National Enquirer's big Pecker tried to shaft me – and I wouldn't give him an inch, says Jeff Bezos after dick pic leak threat

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Facepalm

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nationalenquirer.com. 299 IN NS ns-1168.awsdns-18.org.

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nationalenquirer.com. 299 IN SOA ns-1168.awsdns-18.org. awsdns-hostmaster.amazon.com. 1 7200 900 1209600 86400

Let's all take a moment to feel slightly sorry for the IT admin at the National Enquirer, who's just found out that his boss has decided to piss of the guy who runs their hosting. I'm guessing they're thinking about a migration plan right now. Although if it was me, I'd quit and go work for someone who's not an arsehole, and leave them in the shit.