* Posts by phuzz

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NASA: We need commercial rockets! SLS: Oh no you don't!

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Boffin

"The module, which was originally constructed as a backup for the core ISS Zarya FGB module back in the 1990s"

"speculation that the MLM could be repurposed once more, to serve as an independent Russian space station"

So this module was originally constructed (by the Soviet Union as was), as a backup for Zarya, which was originally intended to be part of Mir 2*, and now having sat in a warehouse somewhere for thirty years, might still end up being part of an independent Russian station. Funny how things go around eh?

* The main Russian module in the ISS, Zvezda, is actually an evolution of the original Salyut space station module, and was originally intended to for the core of Mir 2, up until the US realised that they couldn't afford Space Station Freedom**, and the Russians realised that without the Soviet Union around, they couldn't pay for Mir 2 either, so both countries got together and built an International Space Station.

** Never allow Americans to name things, they're crap at it.

Bandersnatch to gander snatched: Black Mirror choices can be snooped on, thanks to privacy-leaking Netflix streams

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Or to put it another way, to do this someone would need access to your internet connection somewhere between, your device, and Netflix, which realistically is going to be at your ISP.

So (hypothetically) someone has access to your connection via your ISP, and people are worried about their netflix choices being spied on?

Wondering why 'Devin Nunes herp-face' was trending online? Here's the 411: House rep sues Twitter for all the rude stuff tweeted about him

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Devil

"TOU violations by conservatives would be ban-hammered without hesitation, but those by liberals would be allowed to continue indefinitely"

The fun part is you hear this exact argument from the other side, that people from the right can get away with posting that it's desirable to shoot Jews or Muslims, whilst others get banned for posting that 'maybe fascism isn't wonderful'.

When you get this kind of "they're biased against us!" "No no, they're biased against us!" argument, I usually conclude that the entire organisation is a shitshow.

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Re: But he actually has a case...

"Twitter so thoroughly curates their platform"

In Germany (and other countries) where the law requires them to, they do. Everywhere else they ignore any problems until there's a big enough media backlash that they actually have to do something.

From MySpace to MyFreeDiskSpace: 12 years of music – 50m songs – blackholed amid mystery server move

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Plenty of people under 25, just none of them are under 25 now.

Probably no-one born after about '95 has ever used it.

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Re: WTF?

"Err, are you paying MySpace to host your stuff?"

No, but someone was being paid to administer that stuff, and they were the ones that fucked up (unless of course it was a corporate decision, that they've decided to blame on a technical fault).

Sure, it was 'only' MySpace, but one should have enough professional pride not to completely lose that much data even if the users weren't paying.

What was that P word? Ah. Privacy. Yes, we'll think about privacy, says FCC mulling cellphone location data overhaul

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Re: Dealing with the tracking

Do senators and that count as government employees?

Either way, I wouldn't exactly proclaim my identity from the rooftops, and not actually being in the US makes life easier in many ways, not least because the US government is a long way away and can be safely told to do one.

These people are all politicians, and so it's only the court of public opinion you need to sway.

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Re: Dealing with the tracking

Your first instinct is to take it to a court? You must be American.

My first idea was to dig up the location information on all the members of the FCC Commission and publish it all. That'll get them to do something about it straight away, and with the added bonus that no lawyer gets rich.

That's Huawei I like it: Chinese giant's cloudy arm dumps 19-inch rack for newer model

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Re: they last pretty much forever

We had a bit of equipment (I think it was a Netapp), that had four different sets of mounting bolts and nuts. Two were imperial, and two metric, and none of them were interoperable. (To make it clear, this was a good thing because we had a choice of what type to use).

Of course, all our other stuff is screwed in using hardware from the big bag of mounting stuff. You have to paw through it until you find enough matching hardware to attach whatever you have in hand, so some devices have imperial on one side and metric on the other.

Brit rocket wranglers get Reaction they wanted after rattling SABRE

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Re: Loudest engine test rig in history?

According to the BBC's story, it will be multiple jet engines using reheat (that's afterburners for non-Brits).

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Boffin

At least 1984, possibly earlier...

NASA admin: What if we switched one delayed SLS for two commercial launchers?

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Mushroom

I think we'll have to wait until April for a definitive answer on that one, right now nobody has a fucking clue what's going to happen.

Raiding party! UK's ICO drops in unannounced on couple of dodgy-dialling dirtbag outfits

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Re: spoofed numbers

Nah, I didn't get anyone who was interested in anything except how I got their number ("well your number is 123, and just now I rang 122, and next I'll ring 124").

I seem to remember that we were only supposed to tick the "never call again" box if they asked in a specific, legalese, way, but I just ticked it for everyone who sounded annoyed in the slightest.

The real cheat code though was to tell them you lived in a rented property, they know that tenants are of no use to sell to, so they'd never bother ringing that number again.

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Re: spoofed numbers

When I was a skint student I worked in a double glazing call centre (for one shift, it was a shit job), and they just had lists of consecutive numbers.

These days they probably just pick an area code, and dial every combination of numbers from 000 001 to 999 999. After all, they won't be charged for numbers that don't exist, and the dialer can probably run just fine on a second hand desktop pc.

Personally I try to keep them on the phone as long as possible, it's the only easy way to make life more difficult for them.

At last! A solution for those unable to wrench their gaze from Windows 10... Er, it's Your Phone

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Does this include copy/paste and simple file transfer?

That could be quite useful when I have something on my computer that I want to share with a friend via phone.

They're BAAACK: Windows 10 nagware team loads trebuchet with annoying reminders to GTFO Windows 7

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Re: Windows 10 is a Bathroom

I think I stopped using the Start Menu as a list somewhere around the time Vista came out.

Instead, just hit the start button, type the first few letters of the program name, and then hit enter. Job done.

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Re: The free upgrade hasn't gone away...

I've also heard that sticking in a valid Win 7/8 key when the Win10 installer asks will work as well. YMMV.

Microsoft changes DHCP to 'Dammit! Hacked! Compromised! Pwned!' Big bunch of security fixes land for Windows

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Re: Adobe Flash

I'm pretty sure that Flash not requiring an update would be newsworthy, not the other way around.

Yelp-for-MAGAs app maker is warned there are holes in its code. Does it A. Just fix the problem, or B. Threaten to call the FBI, too?

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Re: Who?

Well, much like a certain US president she inherited a fair chunk of money from her hotel-owning dad. Unlike him however she's invested it wisely and is now worth a lot more than the amount she inherited, and hasn't even gone bankrupt once.

Take Note: Schneider's teeny-tiny Galaxy VS li-ion UPS set to explode onto data centre scene

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Re: Schneider Electric

Ah, so they'll be 10-15% more expensive than the competition and they'll charge extras for such luxuries as a network card.

On the eve of Patch Tuesday, Microsoft confirms Windows 10 can automatically remove borked updates

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Re: re MSRT

Mint 19.1 is out now.

'What's up, Skip?' asks paraglider – before 'roo beats the snot out of him

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Re: Attack?

You think a kangaroo has legs like a raptor? Have you seen a bloody emu's feet?

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Re: With all these deadly creatures I always asked myself

Think of it as evolution in action.

It sounds like a new train line, but no: Compute Express Link is PCIe 5.0 server CPU-accelerator glue from Intel and pals

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Re: It's not an Open Organistation

But would they want to join an organisation that would have them as a member?

Tech security at Equifax was so diabolical, senators want to pass US laws making its incompetence illegal

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Re: We don't need more regulation

have their licence to act as a credit-reference agency revoked

As far as I can tell, they don't have any kind of a license, because there is no requirement for such a thing. They do have to comply with something called the "Fair Credit Reporting Act", none of which has anything to say about them allowing private information to be stolen (it's mainly concerned with making sure an individual can access their own credit report).

Perhaps you do need more regulation? Like, I dunno, maybe licenses?

While this CEO may be stiff, his customers are rather stuffed: Quadriga wallets finally cracked open – nothing inside

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Re: Remind me

8) in the process of managing the exchange, someone lost significant funds

You're saying they were incompetent? I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you!

Well, a bit shocked.

Actually, really not that shocked at all. In fact, it should have been my first assumption.

God DRAM, that's a big price drop: Memory down 30 per cent, claim industry watchers

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Re: So...

A steady decline for the last year or so, but prices still aren't down to what they were three years ago.

I read TFA and thought I'd maybe look at doubling the RAM in my home machine. The 16GB I bought in mid 2016 cost me £72, and that was slightly higher spec than the sticks you link to which are £90. (The RAM I bought in 2016 is currently listed for £240, but that's an outlier I'm sure).

Looks like we might have to wait for at least six months for RAM prices to actually drop.

Put down the cat, coffee, beer pint, martini, whatever you're holding, and make sure you've updated Chrome (unless you enjoy being hacked)

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Trollface

The big question though is, when Edge takes Chrome as it's engine, will Microsoft shove out an update out of sync?

I don't think either of Edge's users will be affected tbh

Microsoft flings the Windows Calculator source at GitHub

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Coat

Re: Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!

The calculator in Windows has been flat for longer than it's had fake-3D buttons. It only got skeuomorphic in Windows 95 (it was flat before that), and went back to being naturally smooth with Windows 8.

By my maths that's nineteen years flat (and counting), and only seventeen curved.

Mines the one with a casio in the pocket >>>

So Windrush happened, and yet UK Home Office immigration data still has 'appalling defects'

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Big Brother

"a Home Office spokesman [...] said it had commissioned an independent review to "establish what went wrong"."

Nothing went wrong, they were enacting Conservative Party policy.

Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster

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Mushroom

Re: Why anti-conformists always end up looking the same

Take off and nuke everything inside the M25 from orbit. It's the only way to be sure

ReactOS 0.4.11 makes great strides towards running Windows apps without the Windows

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Re: Exactly!

"Microsoft will not support the [...] drivers"

That's nothing new, try running XP on the latest hardware and you'll probably find it unable to detect any storage. Or for that matter, try running an equally out of date version of Linux on modern hardware, you'll probably be stuck with a CLI only screen, again, assuming it can even detect modern storage. Given the incredible range of hardware both support, it's pretty impressive that (for example) XP could work with SATA drives.

Hurrah for Apollo 9: It has been 50 years since 'nauts first took a Lunar Module out for a spin

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Re: I'm planning aa marathon

From the Earth to the Moon as recommended in the article is good. It was made by Tom Hanks after he'd made Apollo 13, and fits nicely with it (13 is the only mission that there's not an episode on because you're supposed to just watch the film). It's a mixture of docu-drama and interviews.

UK.gov's Verify has 'significantly' missed every target, groans spending watchdog

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Re: Estonia

I thought part of the point of Universal Credit was that it withheld payments? Thus the government has to shell out less, and claimants are 'encouraged' to find an alternate source of income for such luxuries as food and rent.

After all, the government has repeatedly said that the system is on track and they're hoping to roll it out country-wide, despite it being responsible for people dying. Why do that if it's not working as intended?

The infamous AI gaydar study was repeated – and, no, code can't tell if you're straight or not just from your face

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Re: Reproducibility

I guess it would be fair to say, they got similar results, but as a result of different conditions (eg bluring the faces) which lead them to utterly different conclusions.

Prodigy dancer and vocalist Keith Flint found dead aged 49

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Unhappy

Well, thank fuck I saw them a couple of times before today. Personally Voodoo People was always my favourite of theirs.

Ah, this military GPS system looks shoddy but expensive. Shall we try to break it?

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Re: Sorry, but...

When we added a new electronic lock to our server room door, the first thing we did was test it by kicking the door.

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Mushroom

Re: "Electronics not destroyed by a sledgehammer"

Amazingly, it is actually possible to strap a guidance kit onto an artillery shell.

So your Navy pals weren't actually asking for the impossible AC, and you missed out on being able to charge them over one meeeeelion dollars! per shell.

It's not your imagination: Ticket scalper bots are flooding the internet according this 'ere study

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Facepalm

Re: Glastonbury got it right

They match it to the face of the person presenting the ticket.

UK's beloved RNGesus machine ERNIE goes quantum in 5th iteration

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Re: They called him Ernie, Ernieeeeeeeeeee

That song was going round my head the entire way through the article.

Customer: We fancy changing a 25-year-old installation. C'mon, it's just one extra valve... Only wafer thin...

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Re: Valves!?

All the parkways I know are railway stations.

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Re: my line of defense against this:

Ahh, the old "if you get asked to do something you don't want to do, do it badly so you don't get asked again" trick.

Today's good news is that whoever has to clean up Solar System will have an easy job: Lack of small debris in Kuiper belt

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Boffin

Re: This Kuiper belt object is small, but that object is far far away

I was wondering if it was because all the objects in the Kuiper belt are heading in roughly the same orbit, at roughly the same velocity, hence collisions are rare. Any in divergent orbits being likely to be deflected down to the inner solar system to cause problems for the dinosaurs.

(this is all just guesswork)

Age checks for online pr0n? I've never heard of it but it sounds like a good idea – survey

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Re: Age check = ID

"There is no anonymous way to prove your age."

Sure there is, cut them in half and count the rings.

I say, that sucks! Crooks are harnessing hoovers to clean out parking meters in Chelsea

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"Peddling drugs isn't profitable"

In that case you're doing it wrong. Remember, buy low, sell high(s).

Big names hurl millions of pounds at scheme to hoist UK's AI knowhow

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So as far as I can tell, all this really says is that companies that have claimed to be 'doing AI', have got investment.

This just shows that they've correctly guessed this year's* code-word for investment, last year's was 'blockchain'. I wonder what next year's will be?

* Ok, it's probably not a strictly annual cycle, every 8-9 months maybe?

OK, your boss allegedly called you a lazy n*****, promoted the person you trained ahead of you and paid you less, but you can't PROVE it's racism, Facebook says

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Re: And this my friends

I wasn't sure which way he meant that, but your idea was right, check the posting history.

And yup, he's clearly an arsehole, nuff said.

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Meh

Re: And this my friends

Do you mean "don't hire racists as managers" or do you mean "don't hire people who are willing to sue if they're being discriminated against"?

There's a bit of a difference between the two...

NASA boffins show Moon water supply could – er, this can't be right? – come from the Sun

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Re: Nasa gets water from a stone

NASA are my deity of choice.

Europe-style 5G standards testing? Consistent definitions? Who the fsck wants that, asks US mobe industry

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IT Angle

Re: Tangentially related

Sounds daft, but it is in fact true:

"US commerce department has concluded its investigation into European car imports and [...] concluded that European cars constitute a threat to US national security"

Src, another source, more.

I'll leave it up to you to guess where in the US government such a daft idea might possibly have originated from...