* Posts by phuzz

6738 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Feb 2010

Facebook ad platform discriminates all on its own, say boffins

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Re: Easily solved...

Even easier to solve than that. Just use an adblocker if you have to visit facebook.

Frontline workers urged to help stop UK.gov automating data slurps for immigration checks

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Facepalm

"Animal House ... Some Animals are more equal than others."

Erm, are you sure you don't mean Animal Farm, the 1945 book about the perils of revolutions being co-opted into a dictatorship by George Orwell, instead of Animal House, the 1978 National Lampoon film?

Ethiopia sits on 737 Max report but says pilots followed Boeing drills

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Boffin

"Does Boeing provide training or do the individual airlines?"

The FAA agreed with Boeing that the changes between a 737 MAX 8 and the original 737-800 (first flown in 1997), were so small that no extra pilot training was required. Boeing performed many of the tests for the type certification themselves and the FAA accepted the results. (That link is worth a read for a more in depth look at how the certification process worked in this case)

So, Boeing would provide the training if requested, but they told the airlines that their pilots would not need training on the 737-MAX if they were already qualified on the 737-800, and this was backed up by the FAA.

So to answer your question, it's Boeing's fault for saying that pilots wouldn't need additional training covering MCAS, and the FAA's for believing them.

Teen TalkTalk hacker denies flogging stolen personal data for Bitcoin

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Facepalm

Well, like you say, the police are cash strapped. Austerity dontcherknow.

What's that, MPs just got a 2.7% pay rise? I'm sure that's totally justified. Totally.

UK.gov: Hi, it looks like you're procuring comms infrastructure. Might we suggest... all vendors?

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Trollface

It's a great idea. We all know how poorly different vendors' equipment interoperates, so this will be nicely secure.

It doesn't matter if the PLA have pwned your core routers if they can't communicate with anything else on the network because the manufacturers have all interpreted the 'standard' differently.

Two Arkansas dipsticks nicked after allegedly taking turns to shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests

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Re: Testing in the real world

Either wrap it around a big chunk of ballistics gel, or failing that, just use a dead pig or something.

Oh, and probably best not to mix alcohol and firearms, but hey, just think of it as evolution in action.

Of course, once you've shot it, it's now useless, so you're going to have to buy a new one.

Unionised BT workers reject plans to revamp pay, grading structures

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Re: Progress

OpenReach is (finally) not part of BT.

Google UK forks out £65m tax in 2018, a boost of 40% on previous year

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Re: Never forget who pays the tax

"The money they pay in tax is taken from the customer, and if that customer is not at the end of the selling line, they simply add it on to whoever they sell to"

If that's true, then when the government reduces tax on a company, it's products should get cheaper for the end consumer.

Mystery of the Chinese woman who allegedly tried to sneak into Trump's Mar-a-Lago with a USB stick of malware

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Re: Mar-a Lago

It always reminds me of a character from Monkey Island (2 as it turns out).

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Re: Maybe unaccompanied young asian ladies are common?

That...actually makes a lot of sense.

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Meh

Well, someone's intelligence organisation is having budget problems, because it's 'only' $200,000 + $14,000 per year to buy membership there, which presumably entitles one to use the pool whenever one feels like it.

Perhaps Ms Zhang was taking Groucho Marx's advice "I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member".

No Widevine DRM for you! Developer left with two years of work stymied by Google snub

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Pirate

"Browsers and other apps can't stream videos from major content providers legally without integrating some form of DRM system."

If only there was some sort of alternative for people to turn to >>>>>>>>>>>>

Phew... Oi, was that you, Curiosity? Euro Mars sat inhaled mega methane blast, boffins baffled

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Terminator

Re: has anyone....

Don't be silly!

The May-bot does not fart, it is a machine...

Ex-Mozilla CTO: US border cops demanded I unlock my phone, laptop at SF airport – and I'm an American citizen

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It doesn't cover airports or embassies, but "100 miles form the coast" still covers about half of California, and all of Florida, Maine, Massachusetts, Vermont etc. IIRC it's not that the constitution doesn't apply, but border patrol officers don't think it applies within 100 miles which amounts to exactly the same thing (if you've been locked in a cell with no means of communications, it doesn't matter if it's technically illegal or not, you're still locked in a cell).

I've never even been to the US and I knew about it, I assumed it was wider knowledge.

And here's Intel's Epyc response: Up-to 56-core, 4GHz 14nm second-gen Xeon SP chips, Agilex FPGAs, persistent mem

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Flame

I suspect that'll be a lot less of a problem than you might think, because these will be used in servers and will probably only be powered down a handful of times in their entire lives. Also, BGA is fine if it's manufactured well.

It's much more of a problem if a cheaply built chip is in a games console that's going through big thermal cycles every day.

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Re: So - 56 cores instead of 64

A 1200W PSU isn't that unusual in the server world. A blade enclosure will typically have multiple PSUs of that power level, so 15kW for a single enclosure is entirely do-able (although that's spread across 6U). eg

Go on, feast your eyes on... HMRC's backend: 4,000 IT staff, its hookup with AWS and more

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Re: Why have HMRC given my tax records to the USA government ?

Theoretically local laws apply, for example there's the case of a certain large US based email provider who had a data centre in Ireland, and refused to hand over emails from that data centre to the US government, and went to court for years to deny them.

Mind you, not every company can be as principled as Microsoft ;)

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Re: Why have HMRC given my tax records to the USA government ?

"Amazon, a USA company"

Funny, all the money I pay them seems to go to Amazon Sarl in Luxembourg.

UK MPs' disinformation sub-committee is sure to bring Facebook chief to heel (in Opposites Land)

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Holmes

Re: Wrong Channels

Well come on then AC, why don't you tell us what's really going on eh?

We could all do with a laugh.

The curious case of a WordPress plugin, a rival site spammed with traffic, a war of words, and legal threats

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Unhappy

Re: Trojan Horse

I left a comment saying you don't need a sacrificial computer when you have a VM, but apparently it was too controversial for the mods.

Sorry mods :(

How do you sing 'We're jamming and we hope you like jamming, too' in Russian? Kremlin's sat-nav spoofing revealed

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Facepalm

Re: Just the Russians...

"Yes, only the "bad guys" have the kit to jam/offset satellite location systems"

You're totally right, they should have had a paragraph in the article talking about the US doing it.

Oh wait, they did.

RTFA in future.

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Re: @AC AFAIK

Jam both the encrypted, and non-encrypted parts of the signal, and then broadcast your spoofed (unencrypted) signal. I'll bet that most receivers will fall back to using the unencrypted signal if that's all they can receive, and most probably won't even alert the user. Even if the special military GPS goes down, your average squaddie will just pull out their mobile and use the GPS on that.

And sure, people can always fall back to a map and compass, but if their GPS looks like it's working they'll probably follow that, or at best, spend some time trying to work out which navigation methods they can rely on. Being able to delay and confuse an enemy is useful.

Googlers, eggheads urge web giant's bosses to kick top conservative off its AI ethics council

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Unhappy

Re: AI

Until some religious nutjob decides that your AI project is somehow blasphemous and tries to blow you up.

Rationally AI and religion don't have much relevance, but the trouble is religious people aren't rational.

Pecker-checker Becker's hacker wrecker: Saudi cyber-crew stole Bezos' sexts from phone, fed them to tabloid – claim

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Re: @eldakka

What I can't work out is how the brother got hold of the texts in the first place. I can imagine the sister potentially mentioning that she was having an affair with the worlds richest man (you would wouldn't you), but who the hell shares their sex texts with their sibling?

I might tell my brothers if I'm fucking someone, but I wouldn't let them see my nudes. Equally, I wouldn't leave my phone around unlocked where anyone, family or not, could get into it.

Nice People Matter? NPM may stand for Not Politely Managed – job cuts leave staff sore

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Re: This looks promising...

"And then security and reliability go up at least ten fold when they fix and self-host."

Except they'll never bother to update, so they'll never get any security or bug fixes.

Naming your company 101: Probably best not to have the word 'Oracle' anywhere near branding

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I'd ask my butler, Jeeves.

It was all Yellow: Mass email about a Coldplay CD breaks the internet

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Re: music-for-people-who-don't-like-music

"It's nothing to do with being popular"

Sure it is, you wouldn't even know his name if they weren't popular enough to be famous.

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Re: music-for-people-who-don't-like-music

"Never understood the Coldplay hate."

Simple, they got popular. People hate bands that get popular (partly I think because shitty radio stations constantly play the same two songs until everyone is fed up), mainly because it's cool to hate the mainstream.

Any of their contemporaries would have had the same reception if they'd not mostly slipped into blameless obscurity.

Pull! Rocket Lab fires off another potential target as India joins exclusive satellite shooting club

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Mushroom

Re: Not to worry

The yanks are getting reliably good at it now though.

They've just tested a pair of satellite kill vehicles against an incoming ballistic missile. First one hit and destroyed it, then the follow up shot aimed for the largest bit of debris left and splatted that too for good measure.

Of course, it was their test missile, so they knew where it was supposed to be, but still, hitting it twice on an incoming trajectory is pretty impressive.

Ignore the noise about a scary hidden backdoor in Intel processors: It's a fascinating debug port

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Re: If they have rooted the system...

"Was this a <three letter acronym> back door?"

No it was a misjudged attempt to bring features that were usually reserved for the lights-out management system in servers, down to the desktop level to make it easier for admins to administer large numbers of machines. (eg, Imagine you had to update the EFI on a thousand desktops, you can rack up the overtime walking round all the offices, or use ME to schedule it overnight and head down the pub).

Why they thought it was a good idea to bring to all of their CPUs rather than just a subset I don't know. Laziness?

Are you sure you've got a floppy disk stuck in the drive? Or is it 100 lodged in the chassis?

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Boffin

Re: Reliability

Amigas used 880k floppy disks, although they could also ready 720k MSDOS formatted disks* with the right program.

* FAT12 IIRC

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Windows

Re: One, OK, hundred, I have my doubts

On of my friends took it upon themself to change the CD in my car, while I'd got out for a moment.

I came back to find them complaining that the machine wouldn't accept it, and a CD (not mine fortunately), jammed most of the way into the gap above the stereo.

It was scratched to buggery so at least I didn't have to listen to their music.

Boffins may have found something more salty than Brexit Brits' tears this week: Underground pools of water on Mars

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WTF?

There's nothing political in the article. Try reading it.

The headline is another matter, but if you don't like 'funny' headlines, why the fuck are you reading The Register?

Leaky Martin will be livin' la vida lockdown: Ex-NSA bod cops to taking home 'up to 50TB' of hush-hush dossiers

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Re: The problem here

"if any was passed to Snowden/Assange/Manning/etc?"

Snowden and Manning both took information themselves, they weren't sent it by other people. Assange relies on other people sending him information, but as he's not reposted it we can safely assume that he didn't receive it. (Also the US government would be making more of a fuss if Martin had shared the info).

"Drives affected generally stop responding after a reboot"

Sounds basic, but test with a different (known good) power supply. Power supply problems can cause the weirdest fault conditions.

TP-Link 'smart' router proves to be anything but smart – just like its maker: Zero-day vuln dropped after silence

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Re: No Trust

S.M.A.R.T. on the other hand, is pretty useful.

Someone's spreading an MBR-trashing copy of the Christchurch killer's 'manifesto' – and we're OK with this, maybe?

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Re: Pardon my ignorance...

I've seen other malware-infused documents which start with instructions on how to enable and run macros (eg). (I'm not sure if that's the case here, but it wouldn't surprise me)

I guess it does restrict the malware to people who are able to follow simple instructions to enable macros, and yet are stupid enough to do so, but the internet is a big place and there's no shortage of idiots.

Cops use bread and riot shields in desperate bid to contain crazed swan running amok in streets

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Pirate

It's almost certainly a myth, but I challenge any one of you to try fighting a pissed off swan and see how far you get.

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Could have been worse, the swan could have come to Bristol.

Make America buy phones again! Smartphone doom 'n' gloom crosses Atlantic to cast shadow stateside

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Or to put it another way, on average people are replacing their phone every 3-4 years, which sounds like it's in the right ballpark to me.

Some people swap every year, some people hold on to their phone for years, most are somewhere in between.

VP Mike Pence: I want Americans back on the Moon by 2024 (or before the Chinese get there)

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Re: Pence

Now now, you're taking things a bit far don't you think?

I mean, is there even any evidence that he actually has a heart?

Microsoft trots out Azure Anomaly Detector tech, which oddly enough spots oddities in data

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"Oracle's Mantas Financial Services Anti Money Laundering"

I had to re-read that a couple of times before I spotted the "anti" in that name.

But we hired a consultant, cries UK pensions biz as it swallows £40k fine for 2 million spam emails

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Re: A good start

Look at the date that they spammed people. Look at the date GDPR was introduced. Note that they were punished under the old laws.

Be patient.

UK pr0n viewers plan to circumvent smut-block measures – survey

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Brit broadband giants slammed as folk whinge about crap connections, underwhelming speeds

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Go

Re: Gmail?

Generally, if someone is using an ISP supplied address, do you think they'll even understand what end-to-end encryption means? ("But it's got a green padlock on the internet screen!")

Techies take turns at shut-down top trumps

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Meh

Re: Be careful about differentiating by colour

I'm red/green colour-blind, and like most other colour-blind people, I can still easily tell the difference between red and green.

The two situations that I've not been able to clearly see a difference between red and green are are:

1) In an Ishihara test

2) In very low light, when it's so dark that even fully sighted people are having to squint to distinguish colours.

It's generally a much less severe condition than most people think.

Netflix wants to choose its own adventure where Bandersnatch trademark case magically vanishes

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Re: This is good advertising for ChooseCo,...

I have heard of ChooseCo before, but only in the context of them aggressively suing anyone who used the phrase "choose your own adventure", without (TM)-ing it to them.

In fact, if Netflix lose, I could see Brooker fixing the problem by just inserting a scene where the character stares straight into the camera, and says "'choose your own adventure' is a trademark of ChooseCo", and then cuts back.

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Re: Scott Adams not a precedent??

"I would say that netflix [..] chose to infringe"

More likely the writers assumed that "Choose your own adventure" was not a trademark, because, lets face it, who would be so venial as to trademark something like that? (well, in retrospect, ChooseCo would).

By the time they realised that there was a litigious company out there tha,t and that it was indeed a trademark, they were too far through to stop, and probably forgot that a character uses the exact words "Choose your own adventure book" at one point.

Not quite the Bake Off they were expecting: Canadian seniors served weed-infused brownies

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Re: Imagine the senior 50 years ago....

That was my first thought as well. My mum's in her late sixties, so she grew up in the Sixties, and quite frankly if someone gave her a space cake today she'd probably enjoy getting stoned again.

PuTTY in your hands: SSH client gets patched after RSA key exchange memory vuln spotted

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Re: PuTTY's days are numbered

As far as I can tell, examples are not used in man pages for commands anywhere in linux (which is odd because they're recommended in the style guide for man). Many commands don't even include a simple description in the DESCRIPTION part of their man file (for example, less, which proudly informs you that it is similar to more but has 'many more features'. Alas, nowhere does it mention that it's a program for displaying the contents of a file).

So I suspect that even if I did show up with some new documentation containing lovely examples of how commands should, and can be used, they'd be thrown out as 'not being in the spirit'.

Compare and contrast when practicality rather than ideology is the driver between writing documentation, eg.

Brit Parliament online orifice overwhelmed by Brexit bashers

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Re: The only conspiracy

Watching a 3D printer must be the modern equivalent.

It's strangely hypnotising watching them lay down layer after layer...