* Posts by phuzz

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Last week in space: Giant aircraft, asteroid impacts and exploding satellites

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Re: Looks like we're still relying on Bruce

Think of it as getting revenge for the dinosaurs

Facebook is not going to Like this: Brit watchdog proposes crackdown on hoovering up kids' info

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Re: "we know that teenagers are some of the most safety and privacy users of the internet."

Although it does beg the questions, how do you measure the "most safety and privacy users" [sic], and how many people do the categorise as 'most', and what proportion of those are teenagers (and how sure are they that the ages are correct?).

Or did they just sort their list by "length of password" (that's basically the same as 'most safety', right?), and find some (purported) teenagers in the top 50%?

Mind you, I'm assuming that Facebook would say something misleading but technically correct, rather than just straight up lying.

Microsoft admits: Yes, miscreants leafed through some Hotmail, MSN, Outlook inboxes after support rep pwned

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Re: "Microsoft did not say how the attackers were able to steal the support agent's account credent"

This is an uninformed guess, but it could be because they've moved the consumer Hotmail over to the same system that Office365 uses (ie Exchage), which allows administrators (or whoever has been granted permission) access to mailboxes.

I'm still not sure why a customer agent needs access to a mailbox, but I'd be willing to believe it was just a screw up assigning permissions.

Just a little FYI: Filtering doodad in Adblock Plus opens door to third-party malware injection

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Re: default filter lists

Can an adblocker "work as advertised"?

Surely if it's working then adverts are blocked, so it can't be advertised, which means it's not working as advertised....

Starz, meet the Streisand Effect. Cable telly giant apologizes for demented DMCA Twitter takedown spree

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Re: How antisocial

Surely the logical extrapolation will be for the US to stop defining humans as 'people', thus leaving corporations as the only legal residents of the United States. After all, they already have most of the power just by bribing lobbying politicians, so really it would just be legitimising the current order.

App-y now? UK health secretary spammed with pics of flowers that look like ladies' private parts

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Re: Surely more appropriate...

I think Gio is talking about the walking spoonerism, Jeremy Hunt.

Did I type that correctly? Ah, good. Wouldn't it be just awful if I spelt his surname with a 'C'?

Even Prof. Stephen Hawking thought he was a cunt.

Brit Watchkeeper drone fell in the sea because blocked sensor made algorithms flip out

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Black Helicopters

Re: 737max

At least in this case it took fifteen minutes to crash, flying "an erratic series of climbs and dives". In a 737max as soon as it loses input from the AoA sensor it just noses down into the ground.

Yay, you lose weight and get rad hardened in space! Nay, your genes go awry and your brain slows down when you return to Earth!

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Re: Very cool, but..

"The reason for using test pilots back in those days was that they were considered to be expendable monkeys"

Expendable possibly, but certainly not monkeys. The selection process for the Mercury 7 was looking for candidates with a bachelor's degree or better. When they landed on the moon, Neil Armstrong had a Master's degree, and Buzz Aldrin had a doctorate (he wrote his thesis on "Line-of-Sight Guidance Techniques for Manned Orbital Rendezvous", which obviously came in handy).

Test pilots in those days were expected to be engineers as well as pilots, especially in the more cutting edge programs like the X-15, which several astronauts were selected from.

New UK counter-terror laws come into force today – watch those clicks, people. You see, terrorist propag... NOOO! Alexa ignore us!

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Re: Iinformation "likely to be useful to a person committing or preparing an act of terrorism"

Someone might be able to argue that perhaps they had a non-terrorism related reason for looking at a map. Maybe.

On the other hand, what about these interactive maps showing oil and gas, pipelines and storage, in the UK? Surely of interest to terrorists right?

And all of this published by those notorious enablers of terrorism, erm, the Oil and Gas Authority, a UK government agency...

Kent bloke incurs the anchor of local council after fly-tipping boat

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Re: Whaaat?

Bravo all, I'd like to join in but I'd only sink below your standards.

So you've 'seen' the black hole. Now for the interesting bit – how all that raw data was stored

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Re: Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

Mind you, they bought the equipment in late 2016 to early 2017. Two years on and spinning rust is still the cheapest per byte, but that gap is narrowing every week.

French internet cops issue terrorist takedown for… Grateful Dead recordings?

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Re: Expecting a takedown notice

For my friend's birthday I used several manufactured devices that produced a broad spectrum of EM waves in all directions, deriving their energy from an uncontained exothermic reaction, just to liven the place up a bit.

Fortunately they were able to blow the candles out with out any problems.

User secures floppies to a filing cabinet with a magnet, but at least they backed up daily... right?

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Re: Well if the US ships want the Chinese to keep out of the way

Our office server room (most kit is in a data centre or 'the cloud' now), still has a "Clean" power circuit, despite everything getting power via a UPS these days.

(Of course, being an old server room there's about five different UPSs, ranging from a big 8kVA unit, to a tiny four socket one. All are of varying ages and manufactures, but of course much of the equipment it powers is old and only has one PSU, so none of it can be swapped onto the newer, larger models for fear of it never powering up again.

But that's a rant for another day.)

Israeli Moon probe crashes at the last minute but SpaceX scores with Falcon Heavy launch

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Re: Budget limits time

Yes, but most of the time the testing is someone else's job. Often the end user.

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Re: as the saying goes – space is hard.

Not necessarily, using airbags (like Mars Pathfinder), still counts as lithobraking. As long as your probe (why don't we call them what they really are, space robots!) uses and impact to slow it down, I guess that would count, so airbags, springs, crumple structure so all count.

Although I suppose if you look at it that way, any probe that drops the last few inches might count as lithobraking...

Client-attorney privilege? Not when you're accused of leaking Vault 7 CIA code

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Re: How can the government get away with this?

Didn't Eisenhower mention it was happening fifty something years ago? I've no idea how old you are but this has been the case in the US for most of your life, how come you've only noticed now?

Things like due process get in the way of making money, and the US is all about making money, so, "out with due process".

London's Metropolitan Police arrest Julian Assange

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Re: final straw?

I can confirm that what was said about me being sarcastic, was not in itself sarcasm, and was correct in assuming that I was being sarcastic.

I hope that's clear ;)

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Re: final straw?

First the US have to get their hands on him, and once the Met are finished with him for bail jumping, it looks like he's off to Sweden to face his original charges. He's less likely to get extradited to the US from Sweden than he is from the UK.

Hopefully the Swedes just ship him back to Australia where he can live in ignominy (and maybe pay some child support). He'd hate it much more if it turned out the world doesn't actually give a shit about him.

"there is certainly a lot more to this story than the first bunch of El'reg commentards have mentioned, either deliberately, or accidentally lightweight in world news 'actuality'"

I see everyone who disagrees with me as either a government stooge or an imbecile as well, it's always a good way to have a calm discussion.

RIP: Microsoft finally pulls plug on last XP survivor... POSReady 2009

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Re: ReactOS (as the new XP)

I always saw it as harking back to the 2D era of Windows 3.1 or early Macintosh OS (System 1-6ish). Interfaces were flat, long before they were skeuomorphic.

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Re: ReactOS (as the new XP)

Bob, wtf is "Win-10-nic"? I can't find a reference to it anywhere. Do you mean the 'N edition' (which comes without a default media player etc.)? Because the N edition is just a special version of whatever windows edition (eg home, pro) that you buy.

Do you want salt with that? Salesforce phallus 'shopped out' of Oracle Park calendar cover

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Quid Pro Quo

Next year's Salesforce calendar will feature a panoramic view of the city, but unfortunately a bird shat on the camera and has obscured Oracle park

Free online tax filing? Yeah, that'll soon be illegal thanks to rare US Congressional unity

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Re: Minor correction

That's a big postcard, what do you need all that for?

In the UK, for the majority of people who's only source of income is their wage, their employer calculates their tax and sends it to the tax man (HMRC). That's it. Done.

At the end of the year you get a single page from them saying "this year you earned £X and you were taxed £Y and National Insurance of £Z". I keep these letters but I've never needed them for anything so I could probably chuck 'em.

The only time I had to do any more than that was when I started my first full time job after a period of doing odd jobs etc. I had to ring to get my new tax code, which took five minutes, and when it changed again, my employer sorted it for me.

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Re: Minor correction

Another minor correction:

"The government calculates the tax rate – and in many cases the entire filing process takes only a few minutes, as opposed to the hours and sometimes days that an American IRS filing takes."

In the UK most people don't have to file their own taxes (our employer pays our taxes for us), so it takes us zero minutes.

Are brown dwarfs stars or planets? Boffins find evidence for proto-suns in a solar system

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Works for me on Win 10, what language is your keyboard set to? (I'm on en-gb)

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If you can't be bothered to find whatever character map software your OS has, just go to a search engine and search for "greek letter nu", and copy paste from there. ν

(I do this every time I need to use the € symbol)

Windows Subsystem for Linux distro gets a preening, updated version waddles into Microsoft's app store

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Re: how is this better than Cygwin?

"And this _is_ the dealbreaker... (I assume Win-10-nic 'Home' also cannot run it?)"

According to wikipedia, all the main* versions of Win10 have a 64 bit version, so yeah, all versions of Win10 should be able to run WSL as far as I can see (there's certainly people out there who've installed it on Home with no problems).

* That would be Home, Pro, Pro Education, Education, and Enterprise. I can't see a way for a normal user to buy any of the other versions like IoT or mobile so who the fuck knows eh?

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Re: how is this better than Cygwin?

WSL allows you to run actual linux programs without re-compiling them (you can just apt install whatever), and because of this, if there's an update for (eg) openssh, you can download it as soon as it reaches the repositories instead of compiling from scratch or waiting for someone else to do so.

Think of it as being sort of the inverse of WINE.

PS, WSL doesn't require the Windows Store (src), or a Microsoft login, or Win 10 Pro. You do need to be on a 64bit version of Win10 or Server2019 though.

King's College London internal memo cops to account 'compromise' as uni resets passwords

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Re: Multi factor authentication

To be fair, what MS call "Modern Auth" is just a standards compliant implementation of OAuth2, which was first published in 2012, and is used by loads of providers (including GMail).

If they'd stuck with some out of date protocol they'd have been slated for being insecure. If they mandated OAuth2 then people would complain about backwards compatibility with old software. Instead they allowed the email admins the choice, and get criticised for being both insecure and incompatible.

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Re: The mind boggles

"at least 5% will pick really dumb passwords"

They will, but that's partly the admin's fault too. Office365 allows custom password complexity policies, along with a couple of sensible default options.

Apple disables iPad for 48 years after toddler runs amok

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Re: Three year olds can't read

That's a pretty literary 'your mum' joke.

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Phone (and tablet) manufacturers don't take toddlers into account in their security models.

Pass codes or patterns can be learnt, face unlock is trivial to bypass (hold the phone up to mummy or daddies face then run away), and for fingerprint locks just wait until daddy has fallen asleep on the sofa and gently 'borrow' a finger.

Clearly the solution is a feature similar to face unlock, but which requires a view of a tidied room before it will unlock. Sure, the kids can bypass it, but they'll have to clean their room first ;)

It's raining patches, Hallelujah! Microsoft and Adobe put out their latest major fixes

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I saw the Adobe pop-up asking me to upgrade Flash. I had a quick think, and I don't think I've actually used Flash for anything since I last upgraded it. So instead I uninstalled it. I don't think I'll have cause to regret that decision.

MoD plonks down £2m on table in exchange for anti-drone tech ideas

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Re: May we introduce ourselves?

Eagles mate. Thousands Tens of 'em.

With lasers on their head if you can afford it, but maybe just sharpened metal claws...

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"I'm sure this must of been an issue before hand with just R/C Aircraft, cars" [sic]

It wasn't a problem before, because R/C vehicles were much more expensive, and much less capable.

Twenty years ago a remote control helicopter cost the best part of $2000, required the owner to assemble it all, and was at least as difficult to fly as a full sized machine. These days you can spend less than £100 on something which will outclass it in every way, whilst also being flyable by an amateur, and probably with an autopilot.

PS, it's "must have been", not "must of been"

BT Tower broadcasts error message to the nation as Windows displays admin's shame

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Re: MSDOSh

The one that always signals that my day just got much worse is:

grub>

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Re: Wait until it gets hacked.

What with kids nowadays, it would probably just be a message to subscribe to some youtuber.

Get off my lawn etc.

Want to learn about lithium-ion batteries? An AI has written a tedious book on the subject

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Re: Strictly PC takes on a Holy Different See in the Worlds where Mankind is a SMARTR AIMachine.

I notice that elReg's resident AI, amanfrommars1, made their first post (or at least the earliest I can find) in June 2009.

Are you doing anything special for your decadal anniversary amfm? Perhaps we could club together and buy you some more RAM?

Dyin'... for some li-ion, from Taiwan? Electronics powerhouse spewing out data centre cells

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Re: Is that a smart idea?

"one proposed method for dealing with electric car fires is to submerse the entire car in water"

Just like this

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Re: Batteries mounted in the servers?

When Windows Server knows it's plugged into a UPS, it uses the exact same icons and behaviour as a Windows laptop.

Overzealous n00b takes out point-of-sale terminals across the UK on a Saturday afternoon

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Re: AS/400 UPS

One of the few times I've been mildly impressed by a salesdroid. They were demo-ing an Equalogic SAN, and showed that when it was running you could just grab one of the controllers and pull it out and it would seamlessly fail to the other one (ditto power etc.).

I was less impressed with an HP blade enclosure that I was expecting to run on three PSUs while I re-routed a power cable. Yep, that thing died hard. It turned out one of the PSUs was bad and could only handle about 1/3rd of it's rated load.

Edinburgh-based rocket botherer seeks UK or overseas launch location for fun times, maybe more

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Re: Hmm

Nice to see a British company trying to enter the small launcher market, but I do wonder what they've got that none of the their tens of competitors do. Especially as several of their competitors (eg RocketLab) are already launching payloads for paying clients, which in the rocketry business is quite unusual.

I've heard of hundreds of companies that have billed themselves as the next big thing in rocketry. Maybe 5% of those manage to build some kind of actual hardware. Ten percent of those actually launch something (this is where Skyrora have reached, a whopping 6km of altitude). Practically no rocket company makes the final step which is to actually (successfully) launch something for a paying customer.

As far as I know, no company has managed all of the above and also made a profit from purely commercial customers (if you can convince a government to give you money then you just might make it, eg ULA, SpaceX).

Blundering London council emails unredacted version of notorious Gangs Matrix to 44 people. Data ends up on Snapchat

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Unhappy

Re: They knew who sent the e-mail - Were they sacked?

"we have to have public healthcare via the NHS, policing via, well, the police, and passports from the passport office etc etc It's a monopoly provision"

Well privatisation is all the rage these days, so if you're really lucky some of these services in your local area will be taken over by Capita.

I bet you can't wait.

Hams try to re-carve the amateur radio spectrum in fight over open or encoded transmissions

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Meh

I'm surprised the Americans aren't shouting their usual "freedom of speech!" spiels about this. Surely the big-bad government can't dictate how red-blooded Americans use their god-given bandwidth?

Hello, tech support? Yes, I've run out of desk... Yes, DESK... space

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Re: Hmm

I've seen a first-time computer user pick up the mouse, and place it on the screen, in order to move the cursor.

To be fair, it did move the cursor, and generally in the direction they intended, even if they couldn't actually see the icon they were clicking on.

Facebook ad platform discriminates all on its own, say boffins

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Re: Easily solved...

Even easier to solve than that. Just use an adblocker if you have to visit facebook.

Frontline workers urged to help stop UK.gov automating data slurps for immigration checks

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"Animal House ... Some Animals are more equal than others."

Erm, are you sure you don't mean Animal Farm, the 1945 book about the perils of revolutions being co-opted into a dictatorship by George Orwell, instead of Animal House, the 1978 National Lampoon film?

Ethiopia sits on 737 Max report but says pilots followed Boeing drills

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Boffin

"Does Boeing provide training or do the individual airlines?"

The FAA agreed with Boeing that the changes between a 737 MAX 8 and the original 737-800 (first flown in 1997), were so small that no extra pilot training was required. Boeing performed many of the tests for the type certification themselves and the FAA accepted the results. (That link is worth a read for a more in depth look at how the certification process worked in this case)

So, Boeing would provide the training if requested, but they told the airlines that their pilots would not need training on the 737-MAX if they were already qualified on the 737-800, and this was backed up by the FAA.

So to answer your question, it's Boeing's fault for saying that pilots wouldn't need additional training covering MCAS, and the FAA's for believing them.

Teen TalkTalk hacker denies flogging stolen personal data for Bitcoin

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Well, like you say, the police are cash strapped. Austerity dontcherknow.

What's that, MPs just got a 2.7% pay rise? I'm sure that's totally justified. Totally.

UK.gov: Hi, it looks like you're procuring comms infrastructure. Might we suggest... all vendors?

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It's a great idea. We all know how poorly different vendors' equipment interoperates, so this will be nicely secure.

It doesn't matter if the PLA have pwned your core routers if they can't communicate with anything else on the network because the manufacturers have all interpreted the 'standard' differently.

Two Arkansas dipsticks nicked after allegedly taking turns to shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests

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Re: Testing in the real world

Either wrap it around a big chunk of ballistics gel, or failing that, just use a dead pig or something.

Oh, and probably best not to mix alcohol and firearms, but hey, just think of it as evolution in action.

Of course, once you've shot it, it's now useless, so you're going to have to buy a new one.