* Posts by phuzz

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Oh dear. Secret Huawei enterprise router snoop 'backdoor' was Telnet service, sighs Vodafone

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In 2011 you could definitely still buy Cisco gear with telnet enabled by default. I've been trying to work out when they disabled it by default, but it's not easy to pin-point. I suspect they were still shipping some software with it enabled in 2016.

Come friendly bit barns and fall on Slough: Equinix opens £90m data centre in London rust belt

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I'm guessing that the "LD" in the names is supposed to stand for 'London', although having spent some time in Slough, I'd have gone with 'SH7'. (I'll give you a hint, the H stands for 'hole')

Boeing boss denies reports 737 Max safety systems weren't active

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Re: Here's a Thought...

The best pilot in the world was excluded because he was British ;)

Russian-trained spy whale spooks Norwegian fishermen

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Ahem, I think you meant "I seal what you did there"...

Sky customers moan: Our broadband hubs are bricking it

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Re: It's been years since . . . .

"only one works when it's in modem mode, it's either 1 or 4"

It's port 1. Or at least it is on our superhub3.

Personally I'm using an Asus router at home (their firmware is GPL, and gets updates for almost as long as Draytek do), but I use Drayteks at work and they are worth all the praise they get.

Ok Google, please ignore this free tax filing code so we can keep on screwing America

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Re: 'tis the Merkin way

"most people in the U.K. are under PAYE and never have to complete a return"

I've never had to file a tax return, but a while ago they did send me a letter saying they thought I might have been paying the wrong amount of tax and please could I post them details of all the money I'd earned over the last five years or so.

Obviously I took the grown-up choice and ignored the letter, until six months later when the next letter arrived telling me they'd checked it out and please accept a check for a £500 refund.

The difference between October and May? About 16GB, says Microsoft: Windows 10 1903 will need 32GB of space

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Re: what I am curious about...

Linux distros aren't exactly small these days either (although still smaller than Windows). Mint 17.3 requires 9GB of space before it will install.

Mind you, it's hard to buy an SSD that's smaller than 64GB these days, and £25 will get you a 128GB NVMe SSD, so it's hardly a problem.

Owner of Smuggler's Inn B&B ordered to put up a sign warning guests not to cross into Canada

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It's even worse than that, because the Yanks will be below zero Fahrenheit...

Jocasta? Jocasta! Don't ram that trolley into the man: New tech promises an end to this scenario

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Re: Own up

Just shove the trolley back, just as hard as it ran into you.

There's NordVPN odd about this, right? Infosec types concerned over strange app traffic

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With the added bonus that it makes every webpage feel like you're accessing it in 1997 over a dial-up connection ;)

Is that a stiffy disk in your drive... or something else entirely?

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Re: SD cards

"And the USB ports are on the back so you can barely see them when looking from the top."

That's because you're supposed to put your iMac™ on a designer table in the middle of a room so you have easy access to the back, and so that people can admire your iMac™ from every angle.

Of course, in such a situation you shouldn't actually plug anything into the USB ports, because it'll just make it look untidy.

Gather round, friends. Listen close. It's time to list the five biggest lies about 5G

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Re: Chinese law

"do you really think there is a country wherein a company based in that country can say no to the police or government of that country?"

Possibly there might be, but realistically there's only a handful of countries that have enough high tech manufacturing capacity to build kit like this (eg, you couldn't in the UK without buying half the kit from abroad anyway), and all of those countries have governments that will quite happily insist on backdoors if they feel like it.

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Re: Chinese law

THE MAYBOT CANNOT BE DUPLICATED!

Buying a second-hand hard drive on eBay? You've got a 'one in two' chance of finding personal info still on it

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DBAN

Is there any newer alternatives to DBAN?

It's always worked just great for me, but it doesn't seem to have been updated since 2015, so I'd be worried that it might not cope with more modern storage (eg NVMe). What about using the Secure Erase ATA command (eg this)?

I'd be interested to hear other commeter's opinions.

One of UK's largest pension funds goes to Hull, bids £504m for broadband firm KCOM

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Re: A lot of money

Virgin's selling point could just be; "you never have to deal with Openreach". So at least all the shittiness is confined to one company, rather than a shitty DSL provider having to deal with shitty Openreach.

A copy-paste of Europe and a '5G' hotel: El Reg's Adventures in Huawei Land were fairly wacky

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"A 7.8km railway, with trains modelled on Swiss locomotives, takes staffers from location to location."

Well, that makes a lot more sense than copying British ones.

ood new, fanbys. Apple spds up n-str McBook latop kyboad rpairs, ccrding t hs leakd mmo

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Re: Still not happy ..

I upgraded from a basic Dell keyboard to a fancy mechanical one last year, and honestly, it's nicer, but it's not ten-times-the-price nicer.

Sometimes all you need is a basic keyboard with full-travel keys.

Sophos antivirus tools. Working Windows box. Latest Patch Tuesday fixes. Pick two: 'Puters knackered by bad combo

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"The world needs a cutdown version of Windows that has all the fripperies removed, also all the legacy 8, 16 and 32 bit code it is what Windows 10 should have been."

That's pretty much what Windows RT (aka Windows on ARM) was going to be, and Win 10 IoT is sort of supposed to be.

The problem is though, people buy Windows to run Windows programs, and if you take away the ability to do that, then nobody will buy that version of Windows. Every time Microsoft try and wipe the slate clean, everyone complains and they give up and just add yet another windowing system in.

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Re: Why assume it's Microsoft's fault?

My first thought was "Ah, Sophos. There's your problem.".

I've used their enterprise version before and it was a complete shitshow, somehow I doubt it's much better these days.

It's an Easter Jesus miracle: MS Paint back from the dead (ish) and in Windows 10 'for now'

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Re: "34-year-old program"

Paint has been flat, sorry, 2D FLATTY McFLATFACE FLATSO, for longer than it's been skeuomorphic, eg, here's version 1. Looks flat to me bob.

You could almost say (although, perhaps not with an entirely straight face), that the Windows 10 UI is actually going back to it's 1.0 roots.

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Re: Nostalgia?

You can do some basic arrows etc. on screenshots from within Snipping Tool (itself also due to be superseded at some point), although I usually revert back to scribbling in Paint instead.

Brit spy chief: We need trust or we won't have a 'licence to operate in cyberspace'

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Conincidence?

GCHQ's director-general [...] Jeremy Fleming

Any relation to Ian Fleming?

Remember Windows Media Center? Well, the SDK is now on GitHub to be poked at your leisure

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Yes, but the original MCE came out in 2004, and a TV card alone would set you back the best part of £100 then. Once you'd added a mid range P4, half a gig of RAM and massive harddrive (which were only just dropping under $1 per GB at that point) and a pretty case to go under your TV, you were racking up quite a bill.

Even more if you splashed out and went for one of the ATI All-In-Wonder combined graphics and TV tuner cards. Those things were great :)

Windows 10 May 2019 Update thwarted by obscure tech known as 'external storage'

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Yes, first thing I checked. Also, I made sure that they're shown as 'Not Removable' in device manger.

In fact, they didn't always show up there. It only started when I went into the registry and edited it to prevent my new NVMe drive from showing up as removable (like this). I rebooted, and found that although now the NVMe drive isn't present, all the spinning rust drives were now showing up instead. I could just go make the same changes in the registry again, but tbh I just gave up at that point.

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Hmm, several of my internal drives show up in the "Safely Remove Hardware..." menu. What could possibly go wrong?

Rising sea levels? How about the rising risk of someone using a nuke?

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Re: How about both?: Rising sea levels and nuke use

Nuclear is the correct spelling, both in English and US English.

The peelable, foldable phone has become the great white whale of tech

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Re: However, this one has started to worry the entire industry.

"the lure of StarTrek foldable phones"

Star Trek gave us flip phones and we've done those. I think the recent interest in foldable devices comes from the ones on Westworld (eg), which I have to admit looked really cool.

Of course, it's a easy to make it look cool when it's a prop, not a real device.

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Re: Industry shudders: Do we have a big problem?

You can get all those things as long as you're ok with an Android phone...

But I agree, I'd be more than happy if my phone was a few mm thicker if that meant a bigger battery.

High Court confirms the way UK banned GSM gateways was illegal

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"Much of the governments of the world think that terrorists [...] breathe oxygen"

Err, is that really a contentious point?

Cheapskate Brits appear to love their Poundland MVNOs as UK's big four snubbed in survey again

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Re: Four Yorkshiremen

"nationwide calls & texts"

Your nation is a bit bigger (and the population more spread out) though.

The UK must be one of the easiest places to run a network because you have many potential customers packed into a small geographic area. There's practically nowhere you could plonk down a tower that wouldn't cover at least a few people.

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Re: 1Gb Data a month - Really ?

I rarely use over 100MB (yes, one hundred megabytes) per month.

I have wifi at home, I have wifi at work, I have wifi at my friend's houses, I even have wifi in most of the pubs I go to.

Why would I use slow and patchy 3/4G when there's a better option available?

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Re: PlusNet is BT

"Plusnet say my next bill is due in 2037"

hmm, if it was 2038 I'd be guessing something related to the unix rollover date, but currently I'm stumped.

Fed up with 72-hour, six-day working weeks, IT workers emit cries for help via GitHub repo

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Re: I'm with Ma

"Being able to work 72 hours a week is an absolute blessing."

Not really, it makes my lazy-arse approach to life look really bad :(

Work to live, or live to work, I know which I chose.

Wannacry-slayer Marcus Hutchins pleads guilty to two counts of banking malware creation

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Re: FBI acting on a tip-off collared Hutchins?

The FBI shouldn't have needed a tip off to find him, because he was publicly tweeting about where he was and what he was doing.

Take your pick: 0/1/* ... but beware – your click could tank an entire edition of a century-old newspaper

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Re: Talking of paper...

A few years ago, I noticed an option in our backup software to output a printed report after each job (I already got an emailed version). I clicked the tickebox, and went home for the night.

The next morning, I wandered up to the main printer to see if my report had been printed, only to find that the printer was stalled because the output hopper was full. Yes, the backup software had printed the full report, including the filename of every file backed up.

Fortunately the output hopper could only hold about 30cm of paper, and I'd got in early enough to chuck it all in the recycling before anyone noticed.

I stuck to the emailed report after that.

Old-school cruel: Dodgy PDF email attachments enjoying a renaissance

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Re: Very lacking in specifics ...

"The PDF file format should have been left as a way of distributing documents"

The irony is that PDF was originally intended to be a much simpler version of Postscript, without any of the (Turing complete) bells and whistles.

Of course, thirty something years later it's so bloated that Postscript looks positively svelte by comparison.

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Re: Procedures

I use SumatraPDF, but just to be on the safe side, I run it in a VM copy of Vista, which is running on top of Knoppix Live CD, in an emulator running on an Amiga 4000T.

All this is set up in the next room, and I operate it with some long sticks and pair of binoculars.

Better safe than sorry :)

BBM is dead, long live BBMe: Encrypted chat plat opened up to all as consumer version burns

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Re: I prefer

"If they value your contact, they'll use your preference."

Except of course, that cuts both ways...

Surprising absolutely no one at all, Samsung's folding-screen phones knackered within days

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Re: Pretty well Inevitable for an Alpha Version

"Another product made for absolutely no reason."

The reason was "it looks really cool". That's all the reason needed for many, many things. The functional reason is so that someone can have a phone sized device, that can also be a small tablet as well, you might not need or want something like that, but reportedly they've sold out of their first stock, so there's plenty of people who think they do.

You might as well say the same thing about "Why do cars come in more than one colour?", there's no functional reason to have red cars and green ones.

Hey criminals, need a getaway vehicle? There's an app for that... Car share tool halts ops amid crime wave, arrests

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Re: Do they even have a clue what's wrong with this?

"When I signed up for the Swiss equivalent I went to a railway station with my passport in order to open the account."

That all makes sense apart from the bit about the railway station. Police station I'd understand, or maybe local government office (ie town hall or similar), but I wasn't expecting 'railway station'.

Are Swiss Rail some ultimate arbiters of identity or something?

Supreme Court of UK gives Morrisons the go-ahead for mega data leak liability appeal

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Re: Liable

"It's really not difficult to limit access to data"

It's easy enough to limit the access of an average employee, but what if (for example) they're the sysadmin in charge of backups? Or, as in this case, an auditor?

That said, if someone requires a high level of access, then the next best thing would be to log their actions as closely as possible. However, that only helps identify them after the event, it doesn't stop them from copying all payroll data on to a USB stick.

UK watchdog slaps 'misleading' Voda ad: Gigafast... maybe so – but not for £23

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"no meaningful penalty?"

The ASA doesn't seem to have any sanctions that are monetary in nature. If they think that a company has been really naughty, then they'll refer them to Trading Standards for punishment. I assume they don't have any actual power to issue fines.

Otherwise the worse they can do is stop their members from cooperating with a company, eg no bulk mail discounts from Royal Mail.

There's a full explanation of their sanctions here.

Why Qualcomm won – and why Tim Cook had to eat humble Apple pie

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Re: I think it was Intel wot did it

I'd be surprised if Intel actually told Apple explicitly that they couldn't deliver, more likely they were unable to show enough progress, and Apple read between the lines to realise that Intel couldn't produce 5G modems in time.

Possibly a too-honest Intel engineer told someone at Apple that they weren't likely to meet their deadlines, but I doubt it was an official communication.

Let 15 July forever be known as P-Day: When UK's smut fans started being asked for their age

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"But they're not going to apply it to Twitter, cos nobody ever posts pr0n on twitter" (or tumblr)

They've said it will apply to websites where more than one third of the content is porn, so presumably if for every photo of someone with their kit off, you have two photos of them wearing clothes, everything is ok. I'm not sure how it's counted if one person is naked, but they're next to two people with their clothes on. Or perhaps you have two pictures of kittens for every bit of porn.

Which is part of the problem. There's no definition of porn that works, which makes legislating against it tricky.

Oh well, I know how to set up a VPN, so this is a moot point really.

Cyber-sec biz Fortinet coughs up $545,000 after 'flogging' rebadged Chinese kit to Uncle Sam – but why so low? We may be able to explain

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"it's believed Wertkin tried to sell to Fortinet confidential US government papers about its investigation into Fortinet"

Why the fuck would you do this? Did he have gambling debts to pay off or something? It would be a pretty crap idea for anyone, but for a DoJ lawyer to try it!

I also wonder how long Fortinet thought about it before they shopped him to the feds, but I suspect we'll never get a straight answer to that question.

Six foot blunder: UK funeral firm fined for fallacious phone calls

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I read through the ICO's full complaint, but they don't give the name of the lead company.

However, you can look up the funeral company on Companies House, and find details of all their previous directors. Then it's just a matter of checking each person and finding two who have both also been directors of another company together.

Two of them were both directors of TFLI Limited, which had previously been dinged by the ICO (as mentioned in the ICO complaint), and so it's pretty likely that Daniel Rodgers and Adam Bowers were the two directors of the lead generating firm (who's name I've not been able to work out yet), who clearly should have known better than to ring a bunch of pensioners who didn't want spam calls.

Amazing what you can dig up from five minutes of searching eh?

iOS 13 leaks suggest Apple is finally about to unleash the iPad as a computer for grownups

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But then you'd only buy one iDevice, not two, and how's that going to appease the hungry ghost of Steve Jobs?

Last week in space: Giant aircraft, asteroid impacts and exploding satellites

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Re: Stratolaunch vs Skylon??

Also, rockets have been launched from carrier aircraft before (eg Pegasus), so the only questions about Stratolaunch are, 'is the plane technically capable' (I'm no engineer, but it's built by Scaled Composites, and they're pretty good at this sort of thing), and the slightly larger question of 'is there a viable market for air launched rockets?'

Skylon is much more hypothetical so far, they're aiming to do something no-one has managed before.

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Re: Looks like we're still relying on Bruce

Think of it as getting revenge for the dinosaurs

Facebook is not going to Like this: Brit watchdog proposes crackdown on hoovering up kids' info

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Re: "we know that teenagers are some of the most safety and privacy users of the internet."

Although it does beg the questions, how do you measure the "most safety and privacy users" [sic], and how many people do the categorise as 'most', and what proportion of those are teenagers (and how sure are they that the ages are correct?).

Or did they just sort their list by "length of password" (that's basically the same as 'most safety', right?), and find some (purported) teenagers in the top 50%?

Mind you, I'm assuming that Facebook would say something misleading but technically correct, rather than just straight up lying.