* Posts by phuzz

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NASA goes commercial, publishes price for trips to the ISS – and it'll be multi-millionaires only for this noAirBNB

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You can usually get more context to his twitter rants by looking at what was on Fox News in the previous half hour.

In this case it was probably a segment on Fox Business.

Idle Computer Science skills are the Devil's playthings

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Re: Hire immediately

I was looking for the option of "hire them, and then make them clean up the mess they just caused".

Could you just pop into the network room and check- hello? The Away Team. They're... gone

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Re: At home

Back in the days of dial-up, I twice had a PCI modem die after the telephone line was struck by lightning. Both times the PC was fine, and all that was needed was a new modem.

I assume they had a special container of magic smoke on the modem for just such an eventuality.

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Re: "WE'RE UNDER ATTACK"

"So it was the sheep setting fire to the holiday homes then ?"

Now now, it's racist to refer to Welsh people as 'sheep'.

Someone slipped a vuln into crypto-wallets via an NPM package. Then someone else siphoned off $13m in coins to protect it from thieves

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Re: Surely...

"Us plebs don't get a look in..."

You've never accepted cash money from someone? If so, then congratulations! You've helped define the value of that cash when you said "OK, I'll mow your lawn for a fiver" (eg).

The FCC has finally, finally approved a half-decent plan to destroy the robocall scourge... but there's a catch

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Any time I have to deal with OpenReach or BT, I cleanse myself by reading about the US telecoms industry.

It makes even BT's fuckwittery seem sane.

Heathrow Airport drops £50m on CT scanners to help smooth passage through security checks

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Perhaps NHS trusts could buy local flights for their patients, just so they can run them through the CT scanner?

AWS goes live with Windows containers... but contain yourselves: It's going to be niche

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Re: Windows containers

From TFA:

"Windows containers are primarily for legacy applications."

This isn't for your web application. It's for some bespoke bit of software that's so fragile that no-one wants to try porting it, and yet is critical to the running of the business .

Court drama: Did Oracle bully its customers into the cloud? Nine insiders to blow the whistle

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Re: Do you HAVE to use Oracle?

As far as I can tell, most of their customers have been using them for a while, and it would be too much trouble to migrate to something else.

Oracle licensing are doing their best to make a long, complicated, difficult, migration look as good as possible.

Finally, people who actually understand global trade to probe Trump's tariffs on Chinese goods

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Re: Looking through the wrong end of the telescope

I'd be surprised if they ever bothered obeying them.

Isn't that the reason behind this whole situation? China getting a bit uppity and doing things that the US thought was only allowed for them?

Apple strips clips of WWDC devs booing that $999 monitor stand from the web using copyright claims. Fear not, you can listen again here...

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Re: Not just a pricing fail, but a PR fail.

"offering a similar non-pro (but "consumer pro") stand for like $199/$299"

Well, the VESA adaptor is $199 and you can get a really nice, fully adjustable hydraulic monitor arm for £50, so $299 is about right.

Hence, if Apple actualy did this the price would be $599.

Church roofs? Nyet, say Russian scrap thieves, we're taking this bridge

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Re: The US has also had its issues

Did the suspect answer to the name of 'Beeching'?

BT to axe 90% of its UK real estate, retain circa 30 sites

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Re: HQ at St Paul's

And soon you'll* get the opportunity to live in the luxury flats that will be built there, hooray!

* assuming you are minor member of a royal family, or an oligarch or something.

Amazon Alexa: 'Pre-wakeword' patent application suggests plans to process more of your speech

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Of the people I know who use one of these (or one of the similar rivals), most people stopped using it almost completely after a few days, and the only uses they get are:

The kids use it to play music etc. (until Frozen gets played for the umpteenth time as mum and dad are trying to sleep so it gets unplugged)

Using it to set reminders when your hands are full (handy when cooking)

Using it to do searches that for whatever reason they don't know how to do via a non-listening device (eg play a radio station. Easy enough to do on a phone or computer, but this friend prefers to just shout at their device, I dunno why).

That's pretty much it, although I can imagine if you had some kind of disability or impairment, one of these could be an absolute godsend, like having your own private servant.

Musk loves his Starlink sat constellation – but astroboffins are less than dazzled by them

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Re: Far Side of the Moon

6. Lack of beaches.

Most ground based telescopes have moved to remote islands apparently to reduce light polution, or at least that's what astronomers will tell you, but I've always assumed it was so they got paid to go on jaunts to places like Hawaii and the Canary Islands.

They're certainly always the most well-tanned people in a physics department.

Dissed Bash boshed: Apple makes fancy zsh default in forthcoming macOS 'Catalina' 10.15

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CUPS

I wonder how this is going to affect CUPS, what with Apple being the lead on that. I notice that they moved to an Apache license a couple of years ago.

Malware spotted doing unspeakable, filthy things to infected Macs – injecting Bing results into Google searches

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Re: I thought the Firefox browser on a Linux VM was infected once...

Was that Mint by any chance?

I respect that by setting the default search to Yahoo they get a bit of extra funding, but it's still the first think I change on a fresh install.

LibreOffice 6.3 hits beta, with built-in redaction tool for sharing those █████ documents

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LibreOffice 6.2 doesn't have the 'convert to bitmap' function, and I suspect that if it did the resulting pdf would be much larger than one containing text.

On the other hand, I never knew I could edit pdfs with Libre Draw, so thanks for that tip.

Pull up your SoCs: Samsung smartphones to get AMD Radeon graphics

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So, a GPU in your phone eh? I'm sure the cryptomining malware authors will love that.

Bad news. Asteroid 1999 KW4 flew by, did not hit Earth killing us all. Good news: Another one, Didymos, is on the way

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Re: Mitigate?

"There would be an 18 km diameter, 700 metre deep, crater where London once was"

So, an improvement then?

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Re: That is damn close

Or 5.2x109m if you prefer.

(thanks for the < sup > tags elReg!)

Apple kills iTunes, preps pricey Mac Pro, gives iPad its own OS – plus: That $999 monitor stand

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Re: 1.4kW???

My home computer is running a medium spec i5, and a decent graphics card, and everywhere I've looked recommends at least a 700W PSU for that. (I'm using an 850 because I've also got multiple hardrives, ssds and even a DVD drive plugged in).

For a system that might be running multiple graphics cards, and potentially dual Xeons (They've not mentioned multiple CPUs, but it's something previous Pro's offered), a 1.4kW PSU seems a sensible choice. As everyone else has already pointed out, 1.4kW is the maximum power draw, most likely it'll be pulling a third of that day-to-day, but if it didn't have the extra head room, Apple would have to deal with MacPros suddenly shutting down when they're put under stress.

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Even if you go for the most expensive fully adjustable monitor arm, that you bolt to your desk, it's hard to spend more than £200 (and then you're looking at stands for dual monitors). For example

Assuming Apple have left proper VESA mounting holes on the back (rather than offering their own, propriety adaptor for $$$), I can't see how anyone can justify that price.

I'll just clear down the database before break. What's the worst that could happen? It's a trial

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The idea is that when you read the hostname, you might realise you're about to shutdown the wrong machine.

Hey, if you don't think it will work for you, don't use it. I was just presenting the option for those that hadn't seen it. Have fun rebooting the wrong servers ;)

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Re: BTDTGTTS

"how you recover from the situation"

Use a DB that allows transactions, and always start a new transaction before any potentially dodgy commands, then you can just roll-back.

Until the one day you're in a hurry and forget to start a new transaction, and end up rolling back waaaaaay earlier than you intended.

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You might be interested in molly-guard, which is designed to stop exactly that, by forcing you to type the hostname of the machine you want to reboot if you appear to be using SSH to run (eg) shutdown -r.

The jargon file entry for "Molly guard" is worth a read too :)

Uncle Sam wants to read your tweets, check out your Instagram, log your email addresses before you enter the Land of the Free on a visa

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Re: No "El Reg" on that list?

It's a travesty!

Surely elReg deserves to be on the same list as ask.fm and qzone? Even myspace is on there!

Oh, the massive sky dong? Contrails from 'standard' F-35 training, US Air Force insists

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Re: Admit it

I suspect many elReg readers would enjoy Hushkit. It's a fun blend of complete irreverence, and in depth geekery.

LTO-8 tape media patent lawsuit cripples supply as Sony and Fujifilm face off in court

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Re: Sony and Fujifilm tape media patents

"How exactly can you patent a plastic tape coated with a magnetic material?"

They don't obviously, instead they're patenting small improvements. As a (completely fictitious) example,a manufacturer could patent the idea of adding carbon fibres to the plastic tape, thus making it stronger, so they can make it (even) thinner and thus cram more tape into the same size cartridge (increasing the total capacity).

I imagine there's also some pretty trick technology in the read/write heads as well.

Over the last twenty years, LTO tape has gone from ~5000 bits/mm to over 20,000 B/mm. You don't get that without some kind of clever technological tricks (including in the manufacturing), and that's just the sort of thing that can be patented.

If you're really interested the patents they're arguing over seem to be (all US patents): US7029774B1, US6674596B1, and US6979501B2.

There's a scarily good 'deepfakes' YouTube channel that's quietly growing – and it's freaking everyone out

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Re: This is going to be so good for Pr0n...

"Where do I get the software and how much CPU do I need???"

There's various different suites of software, but just google "how to make deepfakes" and that should get you started.

As for resources, GPUs work better, and nVidia ones seem to be better supported, and on a mid-range graphics card you're looking at hours rather than days to process.

If you just want to watch it, there's various sites dedicated to deepfakes pr0n. Erm, or so I've been told...

Microsoft doles out PowerShell 7 preview. It works. People like it. We can't find a reason to be sarcastic about it

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"The documentation is VERY hard to find things in"

Every single command has a page which lists the syntax, all the possible parameters, helpful examples etc. (eg)

If you find that hard, (sorry, "VERY hard") then I struggle to think what your idea of easy is. Large pictures and no words longer than two syllables perhaps? Or perhaps pages made of cardboard and a waterproof cover?

Planes, fails and automobiles: Overseas callout saved by gentle thrust of server CD tray

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Re: airport security

My Utilikey has accompanied me on multiple international flights, which always seems like a much worse idea when I'm stood in the queue for security and I suddenly wonder how impressed my boss would be if I got pulled over for having a knife...

Still, it's got me out of so many jams I'd happily buy a new one if it got confiscated. Assuming I wasn't locked up/shot by a trigger happy copper/fired etc.

Das geeks hit crowdfunding target: IBM mainframes are coming home

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Re: Die Geeks.

Ah, the good old days before DevOps, when programmers weren't even allowed to see the machines, much less have access to them.

Yeah, you're not having a GSM gateway, Ofcom tells hopeful operators

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Re: CLI

Would I be right in thinking, that if the CLI isn't being passed, then it would be of use to spam callers?

Anyway, the idea of the spooks trying to keep a lid on GSM gateways for surveillance purposes, is pretty pointless in these days of whatsapp and skype etc.

If servers go down but no one hears them, did they really fail? Think about it over lunch

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Re: "the start of the working week"?

Is this the one that Scots don't get, because you have two days off for new year?

When two tribes go to war... Intel, AMD tease new chips at Computex: Your spin-free summary

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Re: Definitely of Interest

"Rumors state the Ryzen 3000 line has a 70% yield rate"

AMD used to sell three-core CPUs. These were originally four-core parts where one core was faulty, so AMD just disabled the faulty one and sold it for cheap. Perhaps they'll do the same with some of the Ryzen 3 left-overs? A sept-core (hept-core?) processor would be an interesting upgrade.

Activist shareholders to target Zuck with giant angry emoji inflatable at Facebook AGM

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Re: Remember these?

"Wonder why I thought it was not a good idea to purchase FaceBook stock?"

I'm sure you could have made money if you bought and sold it at the right time.

AI can now animate the Mona Lisa's face or any other portrait you give it. We're not sure we're happy with this reality

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That'll never take off.

Now, instead, if you bury a watermark into every frame of video, and sell it as a way to track people for surveillance and/or advertising, now that might get it spread widely.

(Or as an 'anti-piracy' measure).

Technologies usually get taken up because they make someone a lot of money.

WikiLeaks boss Assange acted as a foreign spy, Uncle Sam exclaims in fresh rap sheet

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Re: The man is a shit

Ditto. He's a narcissistic arsehole, who's only interested in himself, but this is clearly over-reach from the US government.

Let him finish his sentence for bail jumping, then hand him to the Swedes, and tell the yanks to do one.

UK Space Agency cracks open its wallet, fishes out a paltry £2m for Brit plans to return to orbit

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Re: Dubious Honours

How about trains? We invented them (more or less) and we're rubbish at them.

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I'm going to be pedantic, and point out that most of the propellant* in a rocket launch goes towards accelerating the vehicle sideways, rather than into lifting it up.

The only reason rockets go up first and then turn sideways is because it's easier to go fast if you go up high where there's less atmospheric drag.

On the Moon (as an example), as long as there's no mountains or anything in front of you, you could start your rocket flying sideways right away, and save a bit of delta-V otherwise lost to fighting gravity.

* approx 7-8 times more

Apple reckons mystery new material will debug butterfly keyboard woes in latest MacBook Pros

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You probably get fired if you drop crumbs in the Apple HQ.

This is a sett-up! Mum catches badger feasting on contents of freezer

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"you won't believe it – mashed potato."

For a whole generation of British kids, that pretty much all they think that badgers eat.

Evidence

Microsoft Windows 10 'Burger King' build 1903: Have it your way... and it may still leave a nasty taste in your mouth

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"Oh, silly me, it's Windows software, so duh."

FTFY

Every desktop OS changes backgrounds and colour schemes from time to time (or pretty much every major version in the case of Mint). I think it's because they think you might forget that you've upgraded otherwise.

50 years ago: Apollo 10 takes an unplanned spin above the lunar surface – and sh!t gets sweary

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Re: Thanks for bringing back more memories!

The Flight exhibit on the top floor is pretty good (but less interesting for small people).

There's some one-of-a-kind exhibits in there, including Frank Wittle's first jet engine, and the Schneider Trophy, as in, the actual Schneider Trophy trophy itself, next to the S.6B that won it. There's the first Hawker P1127 (the prototype that lead to the Harrier) and Alcock and Brown's Vickers Vimy (first non-stop trans-Atlantic flight).

Basically, the more of a plane geek you are, the more fun you'll find it.

Wanted: Big iron geeks to help restore IBM 360 mainframe rescued from defunct German factory by other big iron geeks

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There's loads of things that a full 360 is better at than your mobile phone:

1) Being a doorstop

2) Heating up a room

3) Using enough electricity to keep a couple of coal plants running

4) Looking cool (it's got blinkenlights and reel to reel tapes)

5) Being somewhere to put your mobile phone. Hell, there's enough room on the desk for a proper rotary phone

6) Briefly causing every compass within 100m to twitch when you fire up one of the disk drives

7) Can be programmed using nothing more than some cardboard and a hole punch

UK's planned Espionage Act will crack down on Snowden-style Brit whistleblowers, suspected backdoored gear (cough, Huawei)

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"Brexit gets rid of the ECJ"

It doesn't, and removing the UK from it would be about as easy from within the EU as without.

Exclusive: Windows for Workgroups terror the Tartan Bandit confesses all to The Register

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Re: Changing Wallpaper can have career enhancing effects

IIRC it was an Intel display driver that mapped the rotate screen commands to those key combinations. Of course, because using the onboard Intel graphics was the cheapest option, they were used far and wide across businesses and schools.

Having the ability to rotate the screen is a useful, if somewhat niche, feature, but I never understood why they were enabled by default. Except perhaps to enable pranks.

Quit worrying about killer robots, they are coming whether you like it or not – and they absolutely will not stop

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Re: Completely offtopic

I've come back and had another look at this, and whatever they are (and I suspect they're really CGI), they can't be F-18s (normal or Super), because the engine exhausts are too far apart.

Check out this picture of an F-18, the jet pipes are almost touching at the back. On the other hand, in this picture of a Mig-29, you can see a similar gap between them as in the original photo.

(I can't seem to easily find any pictures of either jet from a similar angle to the picture).

The slightly canted tail-fins rule out the F-14, F-15, and Su-27 too.

IT bod flings £1m sueball at Met Police for wrongly listing him as a convicted fraudster

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Headmaster

No need to check someone's criminal record, as long as they've gone to the right school and know the correct handshake...