* Posts by phuzz

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Mozilla boots alleged snoop troupe from its root cert coop: UAE-based DarkMatter thrown onto CA blocklist

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Re: And it all goes to show...

"sites should be allowed to protect themselves with any cert, even a self signed one"

Websites are allowed to use whatever cert they like (or none at all).

Equally though, users are also allowed to look at a site with a self signed cert and say "that looks fucking dodgy".

And a self signed cert doesn't stop MitM snooping, because there's no way for the end user to know that the cert was signed by the site itself, or by some bit of pass-through spying equipment in between.

Prenda Law boss John Steele to miss 2020 Olympics... unless they show it in prison

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Re: Copyright trolls....

Hey now, where else are we supposed to get our drugs from?

On a slightly more serious tack, what's the difference between a drug dealer and a bartender, besides the legality?

No DeepNudes please, we're GitHub: Code repo deep-sixed as Discord bans netizens who sought out vile AI app

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Re: misogynistic monstrosity

You know what they say about men with big feet.

It's expensive to get shoes, of course.

Wanna sue us for selling your location? Think again: You should read your contract's fine print, says T-Mobile US

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Re: Arbitration clauses should be illegal

Under UK law, generally arbitration clauses are secondary to existing law. So in this case Tmob could insist on their own arbitration, but that wouldn't stop someone from taking them to court for the exact same issues (in this particular case I assume it would be covered under the GDPR).

Guy is booted out of IT amid outsourcing, wipes databases, deletes emails... goes straight to jail for two-plus years

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Even in situations where the person leaving has been as helpful as possible, there's still always an old system that everyone has forgotten about...until it fall over.

Then you're left going through all the old passwords you can remember, and frantically searching for your predecessor's contact details.

Boffins ready to go live with system that will track creatures great and small from space

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The BBC tried it with 50 cats in a village (link), and they found that it varied. Some cats barely leave their own garden, others roam for miles.

Of course, you might find that your cat is sneaking off to someone else's house for a second dinner, greedy sod.

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Re: "...the outdated Argos system..."

I was going to downvote you for missing the joke, but then I saw your username and realised that I was being harsh. Satellites don't have a sense of humour.

Anyone for unintended ChatRoulette? Zoom installs hidden Mac web server to allow auto-join video conferencing

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Devil

Two clicks are easy for you, (being presumably someone who's relatively computer savvy), but if you've ever tried setting up a video conference with a non-technical user you'll start to understand why they tried to make the whole process as automatic as possible.

With some people, if there's any way they can possibly screw something up, they will, and there's been times when I'd commit physical violence to remove the need for a user to have to click on something.

Who cares about a Soyuz launch or a Vega delay when there's space gin to be had?

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Re: V2

At first it was just pure (well 75% ethanol/water mix) alcohol, but of course, this being effectively an army base, some of it started to go 'missing'.

So, they started adding a horrible pink dye to it. However the staff were rocket scientists, so it didn't take long before someone realised you could filter the dye out by using a potato.

Next they tried adding a laxative. The result was that they became very under-manned as everyone was in the toilets.

Finally they started adding methanol, (and publicising the addition), which resulted in one death, and one person going blind, but did seem to cut down the fuel 'losses'.

(src)

Years late to the SMB1-killing party, Samba finally dumps the unsafe file-sharing protocol version by default

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Re: "Most people had dial-up"

Crayons and paper? Crayons and paper?! You don't know you're born!

In my day we 'ad to gather large flat leaves, and use twigs to make holes in them like an irregular puchcard! (uphill in the snow both ways).

Boffins find asteroid with the shortest solar year of any space rock in our Solar System

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Re: Now I get it

"If they're inside Earth's orbit then whatever "jolts" them would have to speed them up to give them the energy to get any nearer to us."

Which is far from impossible, but for an object to get a gravity assist which managed to put it on a collision course with the Earth would be pretty unlucky. (Of course, any objects on a collision course with Earth, are by definition, unlucky.)

Generally though, we worry about stuff from outside our orbit (which would require a similar amount of energy to 'jolt' their orbits down to intersect the Earth), but that's mainly because there's more stuff outside our orbit, than there is inside it.

Time to Ryzen shine, Intel: AMD has started shipping 7nm desktop CPUs like it's no big deal

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Re: Intel spokesperson quote

"it's a reminder that AMD has been trying to beat Intel for nearly 40 years."

Around 2004 they were beating Intel. AMD had just released the Athlon64, which not only was the first mainstream* CPU that used a 64 bit architecture (whilst being full backwards compatible with existing 32 bit stuff), but it was also much quicker than Intel's CPUs at the time, and the price was right too.

Of course that inspired Intel to ditch Netburst and come back with their 'Core' architecture, which were a bloody good series of chips themselves, so at least the competition worked in the customer's favour again.

* No of course Itanium doesn't count, it was server only, and only high end servers at that. Also it was rubbish and not backwards compatible.

Dear El Reg, Will Windows 10 break my VPN? I read it on the web so it must be true

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Re: RASMAN ? fuggedabowtit, use OVPN/Passepartoute and PiVPN

At my last job we used Windows based VPNs, mainly so that the users would only have one username/password combination to forget.

Unsurprisingly they still forgot them anyway (although it's funny how often certain people's passwords would mysteriously 'change', but they hadn't forgotten them, oh no, of course not).

I don't know but it's been said, Amphenol plugs are made with lead

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Re: Testing testing testing

The faulty PSU reported as good in every possible way, even after it had failed. I think it was capable of producing a small amount of power (1-200W), but as soon as it had any big load it just died, in such a way as to kill the whole enclosure.

I tried it in another enclosure afterwards and it still showed as good, and working. IIRC we did get a free replacement from HP though.

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Re: So why did it have a dead power supply?

"Maybe they need three power supplies"

That won't always help. We use several HP Blade enclosures at work. Now, these enclosures can take up to six hot-swap power supplies, and depending on how many blades you're running (etc.) it'll run on only two.

I was busy cabling in a new UPS, and also using the opportunity to tidy some cabling. To do this, I was carefully checking that various machines had redundant power, and then moving a single power cable at a time. This was going fine until I reached the blade enclosure which was running on four PSUs, however, as soon as I removed one, the whole thing went dark, taking half a dozen important customer servers with it.

It eventually turned out that one of the power supplies was faulty, and when the blade enclosure tried to draw more than a few hundred Watts, it failed, putting too much load on the remaining two supplies which also tripped.

These days that enclosure has five redundant PSUs, and they're all the high wattage ones, so it should be able to cope with two (fingers crossed).

Florida man pretending to be police pulls over real police, ends badly, claim cops

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Re: Is that a serious offence

"where a citizen drops a cop"

Aren't cops citizens too?

FBI and immigration officials trawling US driving licence databases for suspects

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Re: Now is perhaps the time

There is of course the downside that you'll end up getting picked up for all sorts of 'crimes', until the police realise that your name comes back almost every time they try and check an ID.

DoH! Secure DNS doesn't make us a villain, Mozilla tells UK broadband providers

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Re: NIMBY

"They could block trafic from Britain to any foreign subnet known to host "illegal" DoH servers."

....for about thirty seconds until they realise they've just blocked all of AWS.

Region based blocking isn't very useful these days because so much valid traffic comes from places that can also host the 'baddies' servers.

Firm fat-fingered G Suite and deleted its data, so it escalated its support ticket to a lawsuit

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Re: Under a cloud

"I have always suspected google has no viable backup and recovery process"

The surprising thing is that they don't have one and charge extra for it. You'd have thought they'd have had loads of business for a built-in backup system. (Amazon are quite happy to sell their customers a backup service.)

No, the real fuckup here is assuming your data is being backed up, without actually checking the contract.

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Re: Place files in cloud - surprise - can't reach'em anymore

"you'd expect an enterprise cloud solution to be equivalent to an in-house system... So backed up and recoverable within a day of catastrophic failure / mistakes."

Depends, are you paying for the backup service? If not, you might not be backed up.

Still, you did check the small print before you signed up right?

Blackburn ain't big enough for the both of us: Mr Creamy and Mr Whippy at the centre of new ice-cream war

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Re: Why are they all Misters

I heard in Leeds that they'd play one tune when they were selling ice cream, and a different one when they were selling drugs.

Radio-controlled racing car smears some rubber over Goodwood track

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"The current record-holder for the Hillclimb is former Formula One driver, Nick Heidfeld, who managed to avoid binning a McLaren MP4/13 while doing the deed in 41.6 seconds at an average speed of 100.4mph (~161kmph)."

This was true when the article was written, but the day after, VW's electric IDR set a new record of 39.9s.

King's College London breached GDPR by sharing list of activist students with cops

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Re: Intersectional Feminists

If you eat all the Jaffa cakes and don't leave any for anyone else, you deserve to be oppressed as far as I'm concerned. And feminists are lovely people as long as you're not an arsehole.

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Re: Only monarchy fans allowed, then ?

We could have an elected head of state who has no real power, like the Irish do.

Hell, I might even vote for Liz if we did, but I don't think she should get the job just because of who her dad was, and equally, I don't think she should have been forced into the job either.

Metropolitan Police's facial recognition tech not only crap, but also of dubious legality – report

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Re: Help with "Innovative Solutions"

Assuming you count all the corner shops with a twenty year old, black and white, camera tucked away behind the crisps, recording onto a 30min VHS tape that snapped two years ago but no-one has noticed yet.

The UK government wishes they had as many working, networked, CCTV cameras as they said they did.

Finally in the UK: Apollo 11 lands... in a cinema near you

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Re: Amazing...

"For a lie to become the truth, you have to keep repeating it over and over"

You're certainly giving it a go aren't you mate?

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Re: Amazing...

Or a pint if you prefer.

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Re: Amazing...

Don't forget, in the LM ascent stage, the astronauts were stood upright (they didn't even have seats), which does somewhat limit the G-force they could cope with. From reading around, the initial acceleration was only about 0.2G, increasing to half a G near the end of the burn as they burnt al the fuel up, which is well within the limits of a human body.

No, the really bad G forces were on landing, Apollo 12 smacked into the water de-accelerating at 12G. Of course, the astronauts were lying down in crash couches for that part, so it was a lot easier than it would have been in the LM.

Apple fakes intimacy in our dead-eyed digital world with software fix

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Re: Just what I don't want

I'm probably not on the ASD, I'm just a grumpy bastard, but I do my best to avoid video chats. Mind you, voice is almost as bad, what's wrong with good old fashioned email eh?

YouTube mystery ban on hacking videos has content creators puzzled

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Re: Cui bono @Chris

I've asked this before, and apparently some people don't use an ad blocker when browsing Youtube. Weirdos.

I can only assume that there's people at Youtube who are ok with ad blockers, because I'm sure it can't be that hard for Youtube to bypass the ad blocking (eg, make the advert part of the same video stream as the content, or simply refuse to stream the content until X seconds have passed, so you can either watch X seconds of advert, or a blank screen).

Microsoft has Windows 1.0 retrogasm: Remember when Windows ran in kilobytes, not gigabytes?

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Re: Overlaps

We definitely had 286's at school which only had a floppy drive.

They were practically useless of course.

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Re: "Why Windows 1.0?"

I was wondering if bob would show up. I've tried pointing out to him before that a flat design is just calling back to the good old days.

It's probably just these damn millennials who want their fancy modern skeuomorphic fake 3D interfaces!

(I kid, and I'm a millennial myself)

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The custom chips also moved other things off the CPU, like floppy disk control and I/O which helped reduce load on the CPU, thus making everything a bit snappier.

The Agnus (later Alice) chip also controlled some direct memory access, keeping yet more work away from the CPU.

All in all it was a slick design.

UK's North Midlands hospitals IT outage, day 2: All surgery and appointments cancelled

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Re: This reflects poorly on the Hospital Trust Chairman, the CEO and other members of its board

Shit, that's where I went wrong, I thought I was voting for the country to not be stupid, turns out I accidentally voted for the country to be not stupendous. Man, now I have to apologise to all of those leave voters...

ReactOS 'a ripoff of the Windows Research Kernel', claims Microsoft kernel engineer

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Headmaster

Re: Methinks he does not know what he is talking about..

"You want to pursue an infringement, you gotta at least stick in the copyright notice"

In that case, surely if you wanted to copy it you'd just remove the copyright warning and go right ahead? "Sorry m'lud, I didn't see any notice".

In much the same way as people pirating films generally remove the FBI "Copying is EVIL!!!11!" notice from the start.

Cloudflare gave everyone a 30-minute break from a chunk of the internet yesterday: Here's how they did it

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Re: This is an important lesson in the testability of regular expressions

If it caused 100% CPU on every machine, then it can't have been a particularly obscure or rare string. Presumably their testing didn't include a representative set of data to test on, otherwise it should have showed up straight away.

It's one thing making a mistake that only cocks up occasionally under rare circumstances, it's another to immediately peg every CPU to max...

Google's Fuchsia OS Flutters into view: We're just trying out some new concepts, claims exec

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Re: A new OS from Google

"most of you are united in smart phone ownership"

You must have missed the hordes of self-righteous arseholes who loudly proclaim how they are far too clever to fall for buying a smartphone, pretty much any time there's an article about it.

My favourite from the other day was someone saying that they insist that everyone should contact them through their homebuilt mumble server.

$30/month email upstart Superhuman brought low with a blast of privacy Kryptonite

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Re: I would object to any mail service that messes with my message contents without my consent.

Presumably when you fork over the $30/mo you also have to click through a 'customer agreement' that allows them to do this, as well as giving them dibs on your first-born etc.

14 sailors die aboard Russian cable spy, er, ocean research nuke sub after fire breaks out

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Re: Out of interest...

In the 1970's they used divers to install a tap, but who knows how it's done these days. Check out 'Operation Ivy Bells' for more information about how it used to be done in the cold war.

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Re: What Would The Opposite Of 'Covert Spying' Be ?

"Hopefully this prissy tone indicates this is spying the Americans will never do."

I can only assume you're being sarcastic here.

Just don't ask about Operation Ivy Bells, or what the USS Jimmy Carter is designed to do...

Microsoft wakes up, stretches, remembers: Oh yeah, we do Windows too. And lo, SQL Server 2019 Windows-based container emerges

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Re: But like the movie bad guy, SQL 2008 isn’t quite dead yet...

Apart from the obvious money related reasons, I can sort of see the logic behind this. It's a lot easier to support it if it's running on Microsoft's own hardware, on an OS they control and administer. They basically only have to fix problems for one architecture, and don't have to test every possible combination of hardware and software that a customer might be using.

I got 502 problems, and Cloudflare sure is one: Outage interrupts your El Reg-reading pleasure for almost half an hour

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Pint

Pretty much all our customers use Cloudflare now, so after answering the panicked phone calls ("nope, it's cloudflare, nothing we can do, sorry"), it was pretty much beer-o-clock until the sods got it back running again.

What happens in Vegas ... will probably go through the huge bit barn Google is building in Nevada

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Re: Taxes

And of course once they get a tax cut you can be sure that those companies will spend all that spare money in the local area, which is even better than getting the taxes right? (Of course they wouldn't just spend the money on something else!)

Plus there's the salaries of maybe even a whole dozen minimum wage security guards, that's nothing to be sneezed at eh?

Yes, there's absolutely no way that this could possibly go wrong.

Trickle down economics never fails!

Facebook staff sarin for a bad day: Suspected chemical weapon parcel sent to Silicon Valley HQ

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Re: Sad state of affairs

You remind me of a story from a friend of my brother's who'd been learning demolitions techniques at Camborn School of Mines. He was heading back home to Northern Ireland straight after, and only on the way did he realise that he was (figuratively) covered in semtex residue.

It turns out, as long as you ring them up ahead of time, and don't have any actual plastic explosives on you, then security will let you through.

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Re: Sad state of affairs

I am interested in the technical details of how this testing works, although the other reply to this comment gives a good reason why it's probably kept as secret as possible.

Trouble in paradise: Just a day after G20 love-in, Japan throttles chip part exports to South Korea

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Re: There should be a law against.....

"There should be a law against [...] using trade restrictions to further political aims."

What other possible aim is there for a trade restriction? Any modifiers to trade (either restrictions or inducements) are inherently political by their very nature.

(And if you're about to say "well then, there should be no restrictions to trade", that's very much a political position.)

What do we want? Decentralised, non-siloed social media with open standards! When do we want it? Soon!

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Re: #SocialMediaStrike=Fail

"without all the sturm, drang, and Drama Queenery that represents all to much of S.M."

And yet you still post here?

Will that old Vulcan's engines run? Bluebird jet boat team turn to Cold War bomber

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Facepalm

Oh, for a moment I thought you meant the EJ200 out of the Eurofighter, as slated to be used in the Bloodhound SSC, which brings us back around to world speed records (or attempts to achieve them).

As for noises, I honestly don't know if I could pick between the Olympus or the Merlin. Objectively though the Olympus definitely has the edge in volume!

London Zoo offers a night tour with Ronnie and Reggie

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I went to one a few years ago, and I seem to remember it ending about 9-10pm. Due to the available alcohol, a few people were getting a little rowdy, but I figured at worst they'd auto-darwinate by trying to climb into the lion enclosure.

Yuge U-turn: Prez Trump walks back on Huawei ban... at least the tech sector seems to think so

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Holmes

Never forget Hanlon's razor:

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

Although I guess greed is a close runner-up to stupidity in this case.