* Posts by phuzz

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Trump attacks and appeals 'fundamentally misconceived' Twitter block decision

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Re: Let him have it!

Make his own personal version of Fox news. You'd probably just need to overdub the audio with "...and President in Chief Trump has made another fantastic move with his tariffs on China. He's really making America great again!", and swap in whatever he's ranting about today. No fuss.

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Re: Let him have it!

No need to ban him, just black-hole his whole account, and use a few bots to give the impression that people are still replying to him.

That'll keep him happily occupied, and prevent him from bothering everyone else.

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Re: Personal brand

Trump didn't lose money from his casinos, he personally came out of it ok. It was everyone else involved who came off worse.

When his businesses fail he makes sure the debts and blame go somewhere else, but when they succeed it's all him.

Windows 10 Fast Ring Insiders see double while SQL Server 2019 sidles closer to release

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Re: Paint and notepad

They're also trying to replace the Windows Snipping Tool (very useful if you need to create a set of screenshots) with 'Snip and Sketch', which is a moderately rubbish name.

In that case though the replacement works much the same as the original program, so I'm not too bothered.

Eight-hour comms lags and shock discoveries: 30 years after Voyager 2 visited gas giant Neptune

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I assume the elReg headline writers are already warming up their double entendre's...

Russian spacebot stranded outside the ISS as Soyuz fails to dock

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Re: SciFi trivia teaser...

Pacific Rim (are they robots?)

Interstellar

Aliens (but not Alien)

Futurama

Star Trek TNG

some Star Wars

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Biz forked out $115k to tout 'Time AI' crypto at Black Hat. Now it sues organizers because hackers heckled it

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Black Hat security did in fact throw out some of the hecklers who were preventing them from speaking, so that sounds pretty fair to me. Let them speak then take the piss out of their nonsense.

Uncle Sam is asking Americans if they could refrain from slapping guns on their drones

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Re: But...but

Stupidly, in US English "contemporary" can mean both:

Definition of contemporary

1a : marked by characteristics of the present period : modern, current contemporary American literature contemporary standards

b : simultaneous

2 : happening, existing, living, or coming into being during the same period of time The book is based on contemporary accounts of the war.

In proper English, definition 2 is more correct.

Cybercrook hands cops £923k in Bitcoin made from selling phished deets on the dark web

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You're also more likely to get done for possession if you happen to look more like a dealer, ef if: the drugs are already split into multiple amounts, or you've got hoards of empty baggies, or lots of loose cash, or you have scales etc. Probably multiple mobile phones would be a bad sign too.

Generally though the exact threshold would be down to how much you've pissed the police off, and how easy they think it would be to get a conviction.

So, you could try hiding multiple baggies of weed in someone's shed and then calling the cops, but the police might well guess that it's a stitch-up, and they'll be looking for you.

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Re: The Dark Side Beckons ....... Spider/Fly/Pro/Amateur/Heaven/Hell/Good/Not so Good

Option 4: He is actually from Mars.

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Re: The Dark Side Beckons ....... Spider/Fly/Pro/Amateur/Heaven/Hell/Good/Not so Good

"long before AI was capable of generating such prose."

You could do it with Markov chains, and they've been around for years.

US soldier cleared of taking armoured vehicle out for joyride – because he's insane, court says

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Re: So...

Certainly Spikes books don't go as far as pointing out the profits to be made from war, but they definitely don't portray his senior officers in a uniformly good light (cf everything he says about 'Jumbo' Jenkins).

I'm not sure where you get the idea that "Most of the officers are decent blokes who enjoy a joke and are good leaders."? He was clearly fond of some of the brass, but mostly despite their attempts to lead him, not because of.

Yes he was in a citizen army, but he was conscripted, and did his best to avoid the draft (ignoring the letters, trying to get a medical deferment). Whenever possible, he and his friends would try and shirk their duties and bunk off for a fag.

The biggest similarity though is Spike's mad sense of humour, which he deployed as the only way to stay sane in the midst of an insane war. Both books have the underlying message that war is a fucking stupid idea, usually thought up by people who will be nowhere near it, but fought by people who have no personal quarrel with their enemies.

(The other obvious similarity is that they're both set during the invasion of Italy, but that's less of a tonal similarity).

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Re: So...

I was assigned to read it at school.

I actually read it a few months ago, take that teach!

It was good, reminded me a lot of Spike Milligan's autobiographies.

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Re: So...

Indeed, I know someone in the UK who's still locked up in a mental hospital, for a crime that they'd have been released from prison for a few years ago. They do still need the help though.

US regulators push back against White House plan to police social media censorship

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Re: Except ...

"the democrats are moving so far left of where centrists want to be"

The question is, are American voters centrists, or do they prefer a more left wing position. Theoretically we'll find out next year.

I couldn't possibly tell you the computer's ID over the phone, I've been on A Course™

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Re: Don't tell him your name pike

I'm Dave Smith and so's my wife

End of an era for ULA as the last Delta IV Medium rocket leaves launch pad

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Re: I could never

And now that everyone and their mum has anti-satellite capabilities, weapons have to be built with the assumption that GPS might not be available.

Electric vehicles won't help UK meet emissions targets: Time to get out and walk, warn MPs

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Re: Alternatively,

I have noticed that. They seem to think that there's something unique about them which means that everyone should share their opinion, like they're some kind of special snowflake or something...

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Re: Alternatively,

Feed them seaweed, it'll sort 'em right out.

Brit rocketeer Skyrora reckons it'll be orbital in 3 years – that is, if UK government plays ball

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"By 2022 [...] the company plans to send the Skyrora XL into orbit."

Great, now if they can bump that forward to 2018 then they might stand a chance of breaking into the market!

Eighty-year-old US 'web scam man' on the run after pocketing $250,000 in Dem 'donations'

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Re: party membership

I'm a cat, but I pretend to be a dog on the internet.

Brit-built trundlebot eyeing up a July 2020 launch as cams fitted to ExoMars mission rover

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Re: I hope they have a solar cell panel cleaner this time

Both Spirit and Opportunity found much less problems with dust than anyone was expecting, because the wind kept blowing it off.

Latest sneak peek at PowerShell 7 ups the telemetry but... hey... is that an off switch?

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Re: What the hell is the use of that ?

For those that are interested, you can see what's being logged here.

Of course, it's disabled by default, but lets not let that get in the way of a good rant eh?

Brits are sitting on a time bomb of 40m old electronic devices that ought to be recycled

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Re: Replaceable battery

There's easy, and there's "easy". Some phones still have removable batteries (Moto G5, released 2017), some have really easy access to the battery, but you're going to need to undo some tiny screws and un-gum some glue (Nokia 3.1).

Most seem to go for gluing the batteries into the middle of a glued together case though :(

Stuff like sophisticated government spyware is scary and all – but don't forget, a single .wmv file can pwn you via VLC

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Re: Cross platform?

Single platform, obv.

Don't panic! Don't panic! UK IT job ads plummet as Brexit uncertainty grabs UK tech sector by the short and curlies

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Re: Part-time jobs seem to have disappeared altogether

Why would you give someone a bad reference? If you do, they might not get the job and you'll be stuck working with the useless bastard.

(Unless you have a roll of old carpet, some foundations that need filling, and an appropriately BOfH mindset, of course.)

My MacBook Woe: I got up close and personal with city's snatch'n'dash crooks (aka some bastard stole my laptop)

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Re: Serves you right for being a hipster

Not just other laptops, pretty much every piece of electronic equipment I can see from here has a Kensington lock slot. In fact, I thought Macs had them as well, did they get rid of them at some point?

(Just looked, for £50 Apple will sell you a Kensington adaptor for your MacPro. Thanks Apple!)

There once was a biz called Bitbucket, that told Mercurial to suck it. Now devs are dejected, their code soon ejected

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Re: Atlassian!

It works ok for IT support type problems, (eg "user has poured coffee into their keyboard, please replace") so maybe that was the intended use. v0v

I haven't the slightest idea how the fuck it's supposed to be useful for development though, maybe as a bug tracker?

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Re: One good thing about git is the tools for fixing mess-ups

I usually end up having to merge because I made a change without remembering to update my local copy (because I am an idiot).

So far I've never managed to successfully merge a commit, so instead I just make a copy and then git reset --hard. I assume that this is the intended workflow, so this is my life now.

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Re: Git

Pffft, Video 2000 was better than either VHS or Betamax.

Microsoft Notepad: If it ain't broke, shove it in the Store, then break it?

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Re: My couple of missing features from Notepad:

"notepad's brain-damaged line-ending"

It's more broadly Microsoft's line-ending policy, and there is actually some reasoning behind it (believe it or not).

ASCII is originally based on the (7 bit Baudot code) character encoding originally used in teletype machines, which was still used for early line printers (this is why *nix shells are called tty's). A teletype required both a Carriage Return and and a Line Feed in order to move the print head to start typing the next line in the correct place on the paper (CR moves it back to the left, LF moves it down one line).

When computers stopped relying so much on actual teleprinters, they all adopted their own style of new line characters in text files. The *nix's, BeOS, RISC OS etc. went for just a LF. Windows, DOS, DEC, Atari TOS etc. kept the CRLF, whilst others went with a variety of other combinations (see here).

TL/DR Marking a new line in a text file is done in many ways across different OS's, all relating back to teletypes. Microsoft's is no more "brain damaged" than any other (except BBC Micros which used LFCR which is just BACKWARDS and WRONG).

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I'd not thought about it until I read this article, but whenever I've seen someone discussing temperatures in a computer, they've always used Centigrade, it must be the standard, even for Yanks.

It's a bit like how Americans use litres to measure engine capacity (as well as cubic inches or square cubits or something). Slowly they're learning to use normal units in specialist fields. Eventually they'll know how to use them all the time.

Squabbles over NASA's lunar lander, Astrobotics takes a punt on ULA and India arrives at the Moon

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NASA in the 1970's: Let's build a really efficient engine for the Shuttle, it doesn't matter if it's expensive because we'll be bringing them back after each flight.

NASA in 2010: We need an engine for the SLS, let's use the RS-25. Who cares if we're throwing them away into the ocean after each use?

(They're planning to use ex-Shuttle engines for the first flights of the SLS. Taking what would otherwise have ended up in museums and dropping them in the Atlantic.)

Lenovo ThinkPad X390: A trusty workhorse that means business but it's not without a few flaws

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Re: Interesting

"Does Linux work on it?"

I'd be bloody surprised if it didn't.

That said, I wouldn't be surprised if a few of the features (eg that mobile broadband) don't work straight out of the box, but searching for obscure binary blobs and half translated commands on unanswered threads in dead forums is part of the fun of installing linux. If you wanted it to all work first time every time, get a mac.

Dear Planet Earth: Patch Webmin now – zero-day exploit emerges for potential hijack hole in server control panel

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Re: At least a responsible response

I feel that prosecution is taking it a bit far, but I do agree that giving the authors at least some warning is best.

After all, being able to say "I found this bug" is nice, but being able to say "I found this bug, and worked with the authors to fix it" is better ("I found this bug, and told the authors but they've ignored me" is still pretty good).

Dry patch? Have you considered peppering your flirts with emojis?

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The plural of anecdotes is not data

Makes sense, I never use emojis, and I never get laid.

It will never be safe to turn off your computer: Prankster harnesses the power of Windows 95 to torment fellow students

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Re: Leaning

Now that's some magnificent bastardtry right there.

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"Wasn't there also a command by which you could remote execute things"

PSExec? Of course, these days Powershell is specifically designed to allow you to run commands on remote systems.

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It would be a graphics/designer person. I always assumed that Adobe were never too bothered about people pirating Photoshop/Illustrator, because most of the pirates were young people who would learn design on their pirate copy, and then finally get a job at a real company which would say "well we can't let you use a pirate version, I suppose we'll have to buy a licensed copy for you".

Thus the easy access to pirated versions of Photoshop, led to it being the default tool for most designers.

Of course, they've fucked that up with their cloud based subscription bollocks, but serves them right.

KNOB turns up the heat on Bluetooth encryption, hotels leak guest info, city hands $1m to crook, and much, much more

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But I do have a sensible point. I've been trying to work out, is this attack only possible when two Bluetooth devices are paired for the first time, or is it something that can be done every time they reconnect?

There's a lot less scope for attacks if it's only possible when you first pair.

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Hur hur hur

You said knob, hur hur hur.

NSA asks Congress to permanently reauthorize spying program that was so shambolic, the snoops had shut it down

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Re: The constitution is not supposed to be optional

There's only one winner when it comes to AR-15 vs Hellfire...

...and it's the people making the weapons. They're the real winners here. (Where do you think the NRA gets their money from?)

Microsoft Surface users baffled after investing in kit that throttles itself to the point of passing out

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Re: Built-in GPU

And if you RTFC you'd realise that was exactly the point of the first comment:

"I wonder if the heat from that is causing something to send the signal to the CPU to slowdown?"

Top tip: Don't upload your confidential biz files to free malware-scanning websites – everything is public

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So that companies making virus checkers can check their latest definitions etc.

Data cops order Ireland to delete 3.2m records after ID card wheeze ruled to be 'unlawful'

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Re: instantly scrapped by the Conservative-Lib Dem coalition that came to power in 2010

Careful now, Cameron has strenuously denied that he put his penis into the mouth of a dead pig. He has very strenuously denied it.

Too strenuously perhaps...?

UK.gov has £12m to help kick-start quantum techs that could be 'adopted at scale' – which is pretty niche, if we're honest

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Re: Hoops and Hurdles for Monkeys to Jump Through and Over for Peanuts

Blimey, something about 'quantum' has got amfM's diodes all in a twist. Maybe it's trying to tell us something?

What's that Skip? The kids fell down the quantum well?!

Security? We've heard of it! But why be a party pooper when there's printing to be done

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Re: One rule for you...

See also, Goodyear knowingly selling unsafe tires.

Don't let your dreams be dreams! Itty-bitty space shuttle to ride into orbit on a Vulcan Centaur

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Re: Man capable, not man rated

Buran was intended to carry cosmonauts, and was on it's way to being man-rated. Unlike the US, the USSR weren't about to stick humans in a vehicle for it's maiden flight, so it went up, and more impressively, landed, uncrewed. It's main problems really were:

It had even less purpose than the Space Shuttle (the politburo had seen the US spending so much money on the STS, and decided that there must be a rational reason, even if they couldn't work it out, so therefore the USSR must have a shuttle as well). Dumb rockets could carry everything the Soviets needed to get into space

It was carried by an Energia rocket, which was still in development, and very expensive.

Which brings us to the main reason Buran failed, it was incredibly expensive, and the Soviet union broke up, so there was no more money.

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Re: Reminds me of a fictional craft,...

The Bell X-1 wasn't a lifting body, it had wings. (and round here people will tell you that the X-1 was a copy of the Miles M.52...)

Maybe you're thinking of the Martin X-24?

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Re: Reminds me of a fictional craft,...

That's because Farscape-1 was also copying NASA's HL-20 design.

The HL-20, in turn, was inspired by NASA's earlier lifting body test aircraft, including the HL-10 and M2-F1 (read the free NASA publication "Wingless Flight, The Lifting Body Story" [SP-4220] for more on those two), and also somewhat on the Soviet BOR-4 (and the MiG 105).

NASA researchers have been wanting to send a proper lifting body into space for years, but for long-winded reasons the shuttle ended up being closer to a regular, winged, glider than a true lifting body. The HL-20 design was then taken by Dreamchaser and used as the basis for their craft.