* Posts by phuzz

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Uni of London loses attempt to block mobe mast surveyors from Paddington rooftop

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Re: Can someone dumb this down for me...

So the dumbed down version of that is basically, if the telco decide that (eg) your back garden would be a really good site for a mast, and they're willing to pay you lots of rent to put it there, then they can get a court order and then plonk the mast down.

And your only recourse would basically be "they're not paying me enough money".

Is that broadly correct?

Open-source Windows Terminal does the splits: There ain't no party like a multi-pane party

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Re: Hello Microsoft!

Clipboard history and virtual workspaces have been in Win10 for about a year now. As for 'sensible' mouse focus, I suspect we all have a different idea of what 'sensible' is.

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Fortunately for you Bob you can remap practically every keyboard shortcut in Windows Terminal, as long as you're ok editing config files?

You'd just need the following:

(elReg's comment code mangles the formatting, sorry)

{

"command" : "copy",

"keys" :

[

"ctrl+insert"

]

},

{

"command" : "paste",

"keys" : [

"shift+insert"

]

}

RISC-V business: Tech foundation moving to Switzerland because of geopolitical concerns

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Re: Swiss Miss Incorporation

As other comments point out, Switzerland has additional taxes which put it more inline with other countries.

Anyway, don't most people associate low taxes with tax havens like Luxembourg and the Caymen Islands? Not sure where racists come into it, generally tax havens are much more interested in the colour of someone's money rather than their skin.

Perhaps you should have a word with your fevered imagination holmegm?

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Although the efforts to get the PGP source code outside the US* might have been an early precursor.

* (Legally. The source had already been leaked onto the internet, but that was technically illegal to use in the US. However, a book containing the source code falls under the first amendment, and could freely be exported, then scanned and OCR'd.)

Irish eyes aren't smiling after govt blows €1m on mega-printer too big for parliament's doors

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Re: That's some printer there

"Surely it would have been vastly cheaper just to build the printer its own detached house?"

I don't know what property prices are like in Dublin, but in London €230,000 wouldn't buy even a single room big enough to house that printer.

No wonder Bezos wants to move industry into orbit: In space, no one can hear you* scream

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Industry only makes up ~20% of CO2 emissions. Electricity/heat and agriculture both make up about 25% each, transportation makes up another ~15%.

Possibly space based solar power could help with our power generation, but shifting industry isn't going to help much, especially as everyone else has pointed out, you still have to transport the parts and the results.

It's 2019 so, of course, there's alleged ad fraud to the tune of $1bn in tech pushed to doctors

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Re: Party like it's 1999

"a new generation of suckers believing that highly invasive advertising works."

As far as I can tell, advertising doesn't work on marketing types any better than anyone else (that is to say, it doesn't really do much at all), so I can only assume that they must think that all of their customers are naive fools.

We are absolutely, definitively, completely and utterly out of IPv4 addresses, warns RIPE

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Re: The internet will be privatised

"those net blocks aren't issued by ISPs? Who issued them?"

RIPE, a long time ago when everyone thought that there was plenty of v4 addresses to go round. All you had to do was ask.

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Re: The internet will be privatised

My boss realised we're still sat on a /28 block. We're keeping it for now...

Talking a Blue Streak: The ambitious, quiet waste of the Spadeadam Rocket Establishment

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Bravo

More of this sort of thing please.

RDP loves company: Kaspersky finds 37 security holes in VNC remote desktop software

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Re: My reason for RealVNC 5.x

I've found x11vnc works pretty well on Mint MATE, might be worth a look Bob.

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Re: My reason for RealVNC 5.x

Friends don't let friends expose VNC to the public internet.

Use a VPN or an ssh tunnel or something like that. (Unless you're building a honeypot.)

As pressure builds over .org sell-off, internet governance bodies fall back into familiar pattern: Silence

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Re: Any word who trousers the cash?

"the usual compounding problem that affects RPI+ style schemes"

Look, I know everyone and their dog is plugging a RaspberryPi into everything these days but it's not that much of a problem is it?

(It would probably have been worth defining you acronyms, especially when they overlap with one that your audience is already familiar with).

'Horndog hackers' have a Wales of a time slinging smut from UK gov Twitter account

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Re: A Freudian Slip Typo?

Or possibly a 'c'?

Gospel according to HPE: And lo, on the 32,768th hour did thy SSD give up the ghost

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Fortunately, because of HP's Next Generation pricing, we didn't buy SSDs from HP themselves, and instead just bought enterprise SSDs from a third party, and then bought a load of caddies.

At the time HP were charging hundreds of quid for a single small SSD, and it was about a quarter of the cost to provide them ourselves. Sure, you don't get the warranty, but in this case it doesn't look that helpful.

It woz The Reg wot won it! Big Blue iron relics make it back to Blighty

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Article request

Dear elReg,

I don't know if you're planning a visit to the see the machine at any point, but a 'mini-Geeks Guide' type article on Creslow Park would be interesting I'm sure.

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Meh

Re: Hats off to you chaps

They've got two CPUs (CPU in this case referring to the entire cabinet, not just the chip), and they've found one has 16K (apparently the max for that model), I'm not sure about the other.

They're 360 2020's if that helps.

Taxi for Uber: Ride-hailing app giant stripped of licence to operate in London

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Re: re. "Passenger safety is not our priority"

"it kind of puzzles me people keep falling for this bullshit"

Who's falling for it? People keep investing in them because they see other people doing it and think they're going to make money, eventually. People keep using Uber because it's easy and convenient.

At the end of the day, if you withhold your money from every scummy company in existence, you pretty much have to retire from modern society, unfortunately.

Found on Mars: Alien insects... or whatever the hell this smudge is supposed to be, anyway

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Re: Sanity check

Don't forget that Martian gravity is about third of Earth's, so the wings would 'only' need to be thirty times bigger than a terrestrial insect, rather than 100.

Halfords invents radio signals that don't travel at the speed of light

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Also, it takes longer from pushing the power button to getting sound on a DAB radio, so it's not even faster in that respect.

Video-editing upstart bares users' raunchy flicks to world+dog via leaky AWS bucket

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Re: If something is free...

Thanks for explaining my joke ;)

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Re: If something is free...

"Bears are Catholic."

Yes, but only Americans are allowed to arm them.

We lose money on repairs, sobs penniless Apple, even though we charge y'all a fortune

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Devil

Re: Note to clueless Apple execs

To be fair, the glue is mostly because they want the latest iDevice to be as thin and small (and cheap to manufacture) as possible, and glue is cheaper and easier than designing a fixture that will fit in the same space.

That it locks out third party repairs is just icing on the cake.

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Re: 48h delivery

I buy things from Amazon sometimes because they can deliver it tomorrow (in some cases), when buying it from a company that's not totally morally bankrupt will take several days more.

Sure, if I get a change to plan ahead I'll take the slight price increase to give my money to a non-scummy company, but when your customer wants something fixed yesterday, you have to go with whatever source can get the item to you fastest.

We're so, so, sorry you're not able to get PC chips, says Intel to everyone who hasn't gone with AMD yet

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Re: How long ?

I'm sure I've heard numbers like three years between deciding to open a fab, and chips being produced in usable quantities.

You wanted flying cars and colony worlds. Instead, IKEA furniture-building-ish AI robots

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Re: Hmmm

I quite enjoy putting up Ikea stuff, I'll even volunteer to help friends.

Over the years I think I've had a couple of occasions where a part has been missing, but generally the instructions are as straight forward as Lego (ie, very simple), and with a moment's thought they go together without much fuss.

I've got a book case and a cupboard which have lasted for getting on twenty years, and at least half a dozen house moves.

Orange is the new green: Nigeria scammer bags $1m while operating behind bars

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Re: Picture posed by model ...

I think in the UK you'd have to be up for the sort of fraud that steal entire small countries before you're eligible for a knighthood.

Once you do though you could end up with food or even articles of clothing named after you!

Space-wrecks: Elon's prototype Moon ferry Starship blows its top during fuel tank test

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Mushroom

Re: "anomaly"

Sometimes he did, but occasionally he used more interesting phrasing like "catastrophes looking for a place to happen" or "the whole thing goes up in a magnificent whoosh or bang", or "and then the whole shebang detonates, with absolutely shattering violence."

Questions hang over Gatwick Airport after low level drone near-miss report

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Re: Drones

Somehow I doubt that the average person who can build and fly a 4kg model aircraft, would have much problems getting their drone license. I'm guessing any model flying club worth it's salt would also have kicked out any member who even thought about flying near an airfield, even forty years ago.

And when I check the CAA's website:

"Similarly, where a UK model aircraft association already has an established and CAA reviewed ‘competency scheme’, members who hold an appropriate achievement certificate or award (such as the BMFA ‘A’ certificate) will also be exempt from having to undertake the online education training and test."

src

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Re: Magnetic

"degrees magnetic as thats what the aircraft compass displays"

Does this meant that the heading displayed by a GPS unit on the aircraft takes the actual heading, and then adds on the magnetic deviation so that it's 'correct'?

Second time lucky: Sweden drops Julian Assange rape investigation

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Re: Assange® Leavin' On A Jet Plane?

"What Assange did (IMO)"

No, you're missing the thing he most certainly did do, and was convicted of: he jumped bail.

Who loves Brexit? Irish distributors ... after their sales jump by a third

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Re: @DontFeedTheTrolls

You're being very optimistic.

It'll be another hung parliament, so we get another 5 years of no party having enough of a majority to do anything.

This will continue until there isn't anyone left living in the UK at all, they will all have left out of despair. (remainers to the EU where they will sit around agreeing about how cosmopolitan they are, and the leavers to the Costa del Sol where they will complain about immigrants.)

Iran kills the internet for its people's own good as riots grip the Middle Eastern nation

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Re: without belittling the protest

Current UK price is about £1.25 per litre, that's over $7 per gallon.

Anomaly-free SpaceX fires up SuperDracos, ISS astros go iFixit in orbit, and Buran turns 31

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Re: Skylab on a disc?

There's a 'Rent' button to stream the film, and a 'Buy' button that literally says "Stream + download anytime", so I'm not sure why didn't realise that you could download a copy.

If you download it (once you've bought it, obv), it comes as a 3.6GB mp4, which is easy to convert to an mkv if you're that bothered by a file extension.

Intel end-of-lifing BIOS and driver downloads for dusty hardware

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Re: pointless

I can't wait for some "totally reputable" third party sites popping up, claiming to host old Intel drivers, but actually delivering malware that will end up on machines which are probably thought to be secure because they're kept offline, running some old industrial process..

From humble Unix sysadmin to brutal separatist suppressor to president of Sri Lanka

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Re: Higher minds

See also, the 'Night Witches'

(Ok, some of them were early twenties)

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Re: Everybody with a father/brother/etc etc.

It's a cry for help, I think they just want the monarchy back.

Seriously, you can have 'em for nowt.

NASA told to get act together on commercial crew vendors as chance of US-free ISS rises

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Devil

Re: You keep using those words "fixed price"

It's in the sense of the whole contract being a proper fix up.

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Re: Modest proposal time

And could be said to be ongoing to this day, but certainly up until at least the middle of the 20th century when Britain gave back most of it's colonies.

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Re: as opposed to

It's said that this was part of the reason for the Soviet copy of the Shuttle (Buran) being so similar to the US version.

Soviet rocket scientists looked at the design, and just couldn't work out why the Americans would make such strange decisions, like adding the enormous wings when much smaller ones (like on the X-37B, or the HL-20) would have worked as well, and allowed it to carry more payload with less risk.

The Soviet leadership over-ruled them, and said that the Americans must have some secret reason for using this design, and so the Soviet Union must have an identical Shuttle! The idea that it was the end result of an awkward botched compromise was clearly capitalist misinformation and should be ignored.

Buran was still bloody cool though, and it's a shame it only made one (unmanned) test flight.

Bloodhound gang hits 1,010kph, retreats to lab to work on smashing the land speed record

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Re: Think smarter

Only if you were ok with this happening:

"Analysis of the final run found airflow underneath the car went supersonic and removed the paint from an area three metres behind the front wheels."

And that's on a vehicle which has been extensively designed to go that fast, and that low. As a massive over-simplification, jets can go fast, or they can go low, but they're not really designed for going fast this low.

Physicists are rather giddy after creating a rare type of laser using laughing gas

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Re: Laughing gas

I suppose the acronym for one of these would be TASER (Terahertz Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation), but that's already taken, so they've just gone with 'terahertz laser'.

This seems to be different from existing masers because it's tunable across a relatively wide range of frequencies/wavelengths.

Tonight on Tales from the Crypto: It lives! GPU flinger Nvidia bouncing back after miner affair

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Re: nvidia underwhelming

After spending the better part of an hour wrestling with trying to (re)install nVidia drivers on my friend's computer last night, I think that currently AMD have the better drivers.

At least you don't need to create an account and log into the AMD drivers just to update them.

What a load of bollards! Object of bloke's street furniture romp run over

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In a future independent Scotland, the elite parliamentary guard will wear traffic cones instead of bearskins. This makes it easier if statues are built of them.

Labour: Free British broadband for country if we win general election

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Re: Loony

Agreed, nationalising OpenReach would make some sense, especially when you look at how much money the government throws at them already to try and get better-than-wet-string connectivity outside the M25. If it's already a national priority, why not cut out the middleman and just have part of the government do it instead?

Not sure about "British Broadband" though, why not just go back to calling it the GPO?

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Re: Paranoid, moi?

(pssst, go look up Markov chain chatbots and you'll understand more about our alien friend)

The silence of the racks is deafening, production gear has gone dark – so which wire do we cut?

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Re: Site services

I don't know which manufacturer first thought of those ID lights that most servers have these days, the ones that when pushed, start flashing a light at the front and back of the machine, but they're a genius idea and have surely saved me from many an otherwise embarrassing screw up.

Boffins show the 2017 Nork nuke can move, move, move any mountain (by a meter)

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Re: Nice headline

For some reason I thought "Move Any Mountain" was by the KLF, thanks for putting me straight.

NASA spanks $34bn on a disposable rocket – likely to top $50bn by 2024 moon landing

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Re: And remeber Boeing is the *safe* pair of hands on Commercial Crew.

Such a safe pair of hands that they (allegedly) threatened to pull out unless NASA gave them more money.

Somehow those newbies at SpaceX seem to be able to provide the exact same service for much less money. Clearly they're not spending enough on bribing lobbying.