* Posts by phuzz

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The Nokia 3.2 is a phone your nan will love: One camera's more than enough, darling

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Alas, there's no factory method to unlock the bootloader, so there's no (easy) way of moving to a custom ROM after the two years of support have ended.

Ring of fired: Amazon axes multiple workers who secretly snooped on netizens' surveillance camera footage

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I read the phrase "once Ring was made aware of the alleged conduct" (emph mine) to imply that it was an outside complaint, that Ring was 'made aware' of.

There's also the thought experiment "what would the scummy company likely do?".

Would they fire someone if it was an internal audit and they could otherwise cover the whole matter up?

If it was an external complaint, would they fire someone so that they could show they were "taking complaints seriously"?

Hash snag: Security shamans shame SHA-1 standard, confirm crucial collisions citing circa $45k chip cost

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Re: Linus Torvalds dismissed concerns about attacks on Git SHA-1 hashes

It was in 2017, as linked in TFA.

I'll link it again here for you because you missed it the first time.

AMD rips covers off 64-core Threadripper desktop monster, plus laptop chips, leaving Intel gesturing vaguely at 2021

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Re: AMD must be more broad in software support

Short answer; because there's a lot more desktops and laptops out there, running Windows in people's homes, than there is large animation studios.

Sure, AMD probably make more margin (which is a polite way of saying "overcharge") on their server chips, but the low end market outpaces that in volume, by spades.

Financial success comes from the end user market, not government and enterprise.

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Re: A bit much

I've just upgraded form a quad core, to a 8core/16 thread monster...and most of the time all 16 threads are ticking along at <5% usage.

Still, transcoding video using Handbrake does use all the cores at full speed, and lets you find out if your cooling system is up to the job.

my computer goes a bit like this >>>>>

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"2TB should keep most desktop workstations happy."

It'll certainly keep your memory seller happy, 256GB DIMMs do seem to be available, if you have £3000 per DIMM to throw around.

Still, that's only £24,000 worth of RAM. Totally makes sense to pair it with a £3000 CPU.

GSMA report: Sorry, handset makers, 5G is not going to save the smartphone market

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Re: "palatable $520"?

I earn a pretty good wage, and probably could afford to spend £500 on a phone every year, but I've yet to find a tangible difference between a £100 phone and one five times that price (except that the cheaper ones are more likely to have things like a headphone port, and an SD card slot).

So I'll be sticking to my £100 phone with LTE. If I need more speed I'll just jump on the nearest wifi network, because in a big city (ie the only places getting 5G for the foreseeable future), there's a free wifi network within range most of the time.

5G signals won't make men infertile, sighs UK ad watchdog as it bans bonkers scary poster

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In Soviet Russia, oven microwaves YOU!

I'm not going to tell you not to try that at home, but I am going to tell you not to try it anywhere near my home.

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Well, most of us have burnt our fingers touching a 100W bulb for just a brief moment, so I fully agree.

My problem with the original article was that they said there was no danger from non-ionising radiation.

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"As for their capacity to do harm, millimetre waves, like all radio waves, are not ionising radiation, and thus don't have the capacity to break molecular bonds or damage biological tissue. This is all a simple matter of basic chemistry."

Go rig the microwave in your kitchen to run with the door open, microwave your hand a for a few minutes, and then come back and tell us that non-ionising radiation can't "damage biological tissue". (Or just use a sausage or something I suppose).

A sufficiently high power level of non-ionising radiation is quite capable of dumping heat into biological tissue (and much else), and that will damage that tissue.

The important thing to note here is that this effect is relatively easy to predict (eg), and that maximum power levels are limited specifically so this isn't a problem.

Blackout Bug: Boeing 737 cockpit screens go blank if pilots land on specific runways

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Re: No no no

Yes. They should have been landing from the cockpit of an Airbus instead.

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Re: Why is the company still alive?

The military can definitely force someone to fly Boeing if that person is in the military.

Fortunately most of the aircraft with a Boeing logo on in the US military these days was actually built by other companies which have since been bought out, and the ones they've supplied recently (eg the KC-46) are mostly grounded due to Boeing-related issues (debris in the fuel tanks, cargo locks unlocking in flight, etc).

The Six Million Dollar Scam: London cops probe Travelex cyber-ransacking amid reports of £m ransomware demand, wide-open VPN server holes

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Re: into the public domain unless the company pays up

And they can keep Uncle Bill, he's a racist old prick.

I won't accept less than twice the ransom to take him back!

Microsoft engineer caught up in sudden spate of entirely coincidental grilling of Iranian-Americans at US borders

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Re: silly parents

Wasn't searched as a kid, in a car or otherwise. Didn't die in a car bomb (despite the ongoing campaign of bombings in the country where I grew up at that time).

It's almost like your logic is faulty or something.

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Re: And the consequenques fo failing to act?

"Their security services and revolutionary guard are hyper-paranoid"

Can't imagine why that might be...

Having trouble finding a job in your 40s? Study shows some bosses like job applicants... up until they see dates of birth

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I've heard the name " The Oragon Trail generation", which would fit, except that as a Brit I never played that game. Perhaps the "Grannies Garden Generation" for us Brits of a certain age?.

It just exposes the limitations of trying to separate people by arbitrary generations. I have far more in common with someone born a few years earlier than me, who is technically 'Generation X', than I would with someone born almost twenty years later in the late 90's.

Perhaps it's slightly better than just dividing everyone into "young whippersnappers" and "old farts".

To quote Douglas Adams:

“I've come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies:

1. Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.

2. Anything that's invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.

3. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.”

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Re: HR is the problem

I've never worked anywhere where HR had any influence into the hiring process until after the job offer is made.

Why you you let a separate department dictate who you're interviewing?

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I'm a millennial and I'm forty this year. Boomers are sixty years old and upwards.

Age discrimination against both older and younger people? That shit is timeless.

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Re: HR is the problem

"NEVER, *NEVER*, develop more than one skillset type"

Counterpoint: Develop as many skills as possible, but when you're applying for a job, tailor your CV to that job, only listing the relevant skills.

Boast about the other ones when you get to interview.

That Pulse Secure VPN you're using to protect your data? Better get it patched – or it's going to be ransomware time

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Re: Yeah but...

Well, Microsoft take the approach of forcing end users to patch, and look how popular that is.

I'm the queen of Gibraltar and will never get a traffic ticket... just two of the things anyone could have written into country's laws thanks to unsanitised SQL input vuln

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"this section of the website will, in any event, be relocated to an entirely new website."

Someone finally got the budget for the new site that they've been asking for for years. And all it took was a publicly embarrassing vulnerability.

(I hope you kept copies of the emails where you told your manager that this would happen, oh unnamed Gibraltarian bofh).

Cyber-warnings, cyber-speculation over cyber-Iran's cyber-retaliation cyber-plans post-Soleimani assassination

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Re: Pro BoFH Tip: Make the most of a crisis

Step 1a) Make sure you use as many buzzwords like, "cyber", "AI, and "cloud", as possible in the powerpoint.

GCHQ: A cyber-what-now? Rumours of our probe into London Stock Exchange 'cyberattack' have been greatly exaggerated

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"[GCHQ was] examining if the software code may have played a role in the outage. Officials are looking at timestamps affiliated with the code's production, which could offer clues to its origin."

Translates as:

"We're going to work out which of the feckless devs committed the new code that fscked everything up without testing it first."

My guess is that this was just an own goal caused by poor coding practises.

NASA's monster rocket inches towards testing while India plots return to the Moon

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Re: We're still catching up to the NASA of the 1960s in many ways

It can be viewed here by the way, and quite the sight.

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Re: in a step backwards, ...

It's worth noting that technology and science has moved on quite a lot in the fifty years since the RS-25 was first designed, and it's quite possible that Rocketdyne can make a new version that is both cheaper and safer than the original.

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Re: We're still catching up to the NASA of the 1960s in many ways

Huh, I missed that, I'll have to go back and watch right to the end.

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Re: We're still catching up to the NASA of the 1960s in many ways

During Apollo, NASA was given funding with few strings attached, as long as it was going towards the moon.

These days NASA gets much less funding, and it's tightly constrained in what it's allowed to spend it on. In order to make sure that all that money goes to the home states of the politicians directing that funding.

Intel teases NUC-leheads with new desktop-class graphics systems and a fast i9 CPU

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Re: OK, but how much?

The current generation ones are a little on the pricey side for the hardware you get (you're paying for the smallness of the unit and the perceived level of quality of buying Intel), so estimate how much an i9 powered machine would be, and add 10-20%.

Or to look at it another way, find a laptop with equivalent specs, and assume the NUC will be about a half of the price of that (plus you'll have to provide RAM and an SSD, and a screen and keyboard etc).

EA boots Linux gamers out of multiplayer Battlefield V, Penguinistas respond by demanding crippling boycott

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Re: Now I feel like a Luddite...

I still use a desktop, and probably a lot of people reading this do too, but we're not normal (sorry if I'm breaking this news to you for the first time), and most people don't have a desktop at home, or even a laptop.

Those same people probably wouldn't think of their smartphone as being an actual computer either.

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Re: 2 sides of the story

A thief? No. Because theft is a criminal charge in the UK.

A pirate? Maybe, depends where you got that ROM from.

I don't see anything wrong with what you're (hypothetically) doing, but that doesn't mean it's legal.

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You've never heard of the FIFA games? It turns out that football games are quitemassively popular.

(and I hasten to add, I don't think I've ever played a FIFA game, but I have at least heard of them)

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Linux

If you accept that Android is Linux based (and I know that's contentious), then you could say that Linux bypassed the desktop and jumped straight to being the primary OS in peoples' pockets, instead.

After all, practically no one uses desktop computers these days, but pretty much everyone has a smartphone in their pocket, and worldwide most of those are running Android.

A Notepad nightmare leaves sysadmin with something totally unprintable

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Re: three decades

A decade is any run of ten years, so you could start a decade on April 1st 2016 and finish it on 31/3/2026 if you wanted. There is no rule saying when they should start or finish.

So, if you'd like your decade called "the twenties" to finish in twenty-thirty then by all means do so, but everyone else is talking about a decade which started a few days ago.

IT exec sets up fake biz, uses it to bill his bosses $6m for phantom gear, gets caught by Microsoft Word metadata

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Re: idiot

"If _I_ were running this scheme, I'd write the invoices up using LibreOffice in a encrypted VM."

The VM could use Office, but it should be a copy bought by your shell company, and registered to the name of someone who "works" there.

Basically he should have made his alibi more in depth. Invent a persona for the 'person' that will be sending out the fake invoices, make sure it's nothing like yours, bonus points for using software that everyone "knows" you hate (ie if you're a linux person, use Windows) etc.

Train-knackering software design blunder discovered after lightning sparked Thameslink megadelay

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Re: and basically impossible to test for.

OP just needs something that implements RFC 6238, (on whatever hardware they can bring themselves to carry around without complaining the whole time.)

SanDisk's iXpand Wireless Charger is the unholy lovechild of a Qi mat and a flash drive

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Re: Dead

"The cloud does not exist, it's just someone else's computer"

There's nothing wrong with renting someone else's computer. Let them worry about the power bills and the maintenance, while you just use it like an appliance. If it fits the task you're trying to do then it's a valid option.

(Of course, if you're not paying for the product, then you are the product.)

Or to put it another way, it's just the needle swinging back towards the "mainframe" side, in the endless oscillation of the IT industry between "do everything on the mainframe" and "do everything on the client".

It's always DNS, especially when you're on holiday with nothing but a phone on GPRS

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Re: No Service

I know spots in the Cotswolds, not half an hour from Cheltenham (and GCHQ), with no signal. No need to leave the UK

Or you could just turn your phone off. Many people these days don't seem to realise that that is an option.

TikTok boom: US Army bans squaddies from using trendy app on govt-issued phones

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It turns out that actual squaddies on battlefields like to be able to talk to their friends and families back home, so they find ways of getting mobile coverage if at all possible.

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Re: social media data hoovering is an obvious security risk

"he reminds you a lot of [...] Nixon right?"

I dunno, did Nixon start a war to distract from him being impeached?

Latitude 9510 lappy has a speakerphone so you can tell the conference call all about your 30-hour battery

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Re: 30-hour battery

At least being a Latitude, it'll be easy to replace any parts that do break.

It used to be about five screws to replace a track-pad on the old models (looks like it's more effort on the newer ones, but there's no glue, just screws).

Today's budget for application improvements is brought to you by the letters "Y", "K" and the number "2"

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Re: Y2...um... okay?

We had the barcode-reader remote control jobber, and no, it never worked for us either. Hence why I learnt to program schedules in.

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Re: Generally true of Ye Olde Versions

I hear amfm is actually Year 3000 compliant.

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Re: Y2...um... okay?

I was a kid in the 80's so I knew how to program a video recorder, and I did sometimes schedule recordings days in advance.

Of course, most of the time someone else in my family would mess up the scheduling, but some of us did use the feature.

Behold Schrödinger's Y2K, when software went all quantum

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Re: But did they know what older version were vulnerable or not?

I suspect the problem was, that although they could send an notice to their customer's last registered addresses, and probably fax it to them as well, if the customer doesn't respond you're left in the dark.

Maybe they never got the letter/fax. Maybe they received it but it was ignored, or went to the wrong people. Maybe it was read but not understood. Maybe they actually did the upgrade, maybe they didn't.

Without ringing up each customer (assuming you still have a working contact number, email wasn't very universal in those days), you had no way of knowing if they'd acted upon the warning notice.

The only solution would be to sit by the phone on the 1st (and 2nd etc.) and wait for the panicked phone call, as an oblivious customer found out their widget processing software wasn't 2k compliant.

Remembering Y2K call-outs and the joy of the hourly contractor rate

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Money

I think I was on double time that year. However, I was still a young 'un then, working at my local pub, so double time was about six quid an hour.

Getting booze down thirsty throats counts as a Y2k problem right?

Still, fifty quid (ish) for a night's work wasn't bad.

Beware the Y2K task done too well, it might leave you lost in Milan

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So are you a pen-tester then?

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Re: knocked back the expresso

E's Goode! E's Goode! He's Ebeneezer Goode!

Beware the three-finger-salute, or 'How I Got The Keys To The Kingdom'

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Re: "The Boss handed over his key to the server room"

"there has never been any windows in this business"

What do you do if someone farts?

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Re: "The Boss handed over his key to the server room"

And once you know that you're the only person with a key to the server room, you can use it as an impromptu nap-space when you're feeling a little bit hungover.

Ahem, I mean "running some manual backups in the server room".

A user's magnetic charm makes for a special call-out for our hapless hero

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Re: Stray magnetic fields...

"the wastefulness of leaving the mri magnet on all the time"

The waste would be in the liquid helium and nitrogen required to keep the superconductor cold enough to super-conduct. (The He keeps the superconductor around 4K, and the liquid nitrogen surrounds that to act as an insulator).

And that brings us to another design consideration for installing an MRI. You want windows that blow out easily, because if the liquid gasses ever do boil off, they might do it very suddenly (a "quench"), so you want a nice easy way for that extra pressure to dissipate without blowing the roof off.