* Posts by phuzz

6732 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Feb 2010

Please install that patch – but don't you dare actually run it

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Devil

Re: I only see 2 options: (though this is only a quick look)

3) Just reboot them anyway.

Developer's default setting created turbulence in the flight simulator

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Re: sort of on topic...

There's also many stories of pilots training on such simulators, and being surprised by 'giant' spiders on the runway.

ICANN proposes creating .INTERNAL domain to do the same job as 192.168.x.x

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You know how every bit of Microsoft documentation about setting up AD has always said to use a specific domain which is not your web address?

Well whoever set up the AD at my last job never read it. Nope, they'd set it up as companyname.co.uk, which was already causing problems when I started there, let alone during my job :(

One person's shortcut was another's long road to panic

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Re: Oops!

How many times per day do you run backups on your systems?

At my last job I was creating a new snapshot every hour during business hours on the file server, keeping (I think) the last 12 hourly snapshots. (And then daily/weekly/monthly rotations, backing up to tape etc.). That was for normal user files (spreadsheets and the like) and worked well, and give me very quick restores for the "oops I just overwrote a file I need in five minutes" type requests.

The literal Rolls-Royce of EVs is recalled over fire risk

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Re: Glue?

Or added too much and it's squeezed out somewhere it shouldn't be

Microsoft Edge ignores user wishes, slurps tabs from Chrome without permission

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Re: GDPR breach here we come

Unless the URL/names of your tabs contain data covered by GDPR , this isn't really an issue.

And I'm not sure that using Google Chrome would be much better in any case.

BOFH: Looks like you're writing an email. Fancy telling your colleague to #$%^ off?

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"Ah yes, the try-before-you-get-addicted strategy – as used by Class-A drug pushers everywhere. Nice."

I've never been offered free drugs by a dealer, I must be doing something wrong :(

Users now keep cellphones for 40+ months and it's hurting the secondhand market

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Re: No real surprise

And if you find a better deal from another company, chances are your current provider will match it

YouTube video lag wrongly blamed on its ad-blocking animus

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Why does Firefox need to rethink it's UI, when it's already basically the same as Chrome?

Both have tabs along the top, under that you have Back, Forward, and Reload, then an address bar (that's also a search bar). Then the icons for whatever addons you have installed.

There some differences when you go into the menus, but that's 99% of most people's interactions with their browser.

WTF? Potty-mouthed intern's obscene error message mostly amused manager

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Re: "speach"

Bristolian?

The 'nothing-happened' Y2K bug – how the IT industry worked overtime to save world's computers

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Re: 2038?

We'll find out before 2038, when (eg) a poorly programmed system in 2028 tries to schedule an event in ten years time and runs out of bits.

Need to make some 3D models but lack the skill and talent? Say, have you tried... AI?

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I guess this make a good training tool, because it's often easier to learn from someone else's mistakes, and I'm sure the AI will make plenty of those.

NASA's Artemis Moon missions take a rain check until 2025 and beyond

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Re: You don't have a clue

The number of refuels required depends on the efficiency of the Raptor engines, not how much thrust they produce. I'm sure the efficiency has been increasing, but probably not linearly in-line with the thrust produced. And it doesn't just depend on the engines. If the design of Starship has to change to add (eg) one kilo of extra self-destruct equipment, that's a kilo of fuel they won't be able to carry (on every single trip). Currently the design of Starship is very much in flux, let alone the currently non-existent lunar variant.

It's just too early to say how many refuelling trips will be necessary right now.

Former Post Office boss returns CBE to sender over computer system scandal

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Re: A scandal of epic proportions

el Reg have been following the story for over a decade now, which is how I first heard about it.

America's first private lunar lander suffers 'critical' fuel leak en route to Moon

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Re: They may have to lower their goal

Not even the first private lunar 'impactor', just the first US one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beresheet

UK PM promises faster justice for Post Office Horizon victims

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Re: Hot air

I don't want to defend the shower of bastards, but police budgets have only faired slightly better than other public services in the last decade

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Re: No Justice

It's worth noting that some MPs did their job and tried to intervene on behalf of their constituents, and the PO just lied to them and told them everything was fine.

Windows boss takes on taskbar turmoil, pledges to 'make Start menu great again'

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Re: Too late ..... much too late !!!!

I suspect they meant it unthinkingly as 'those damn kids', but now that most millennials are in their late 30's/early 40's, chances are that it's managers around that age who are in charge of pushing new 'features' at Microsoft, so it might not be that far off.

Crypto-crook Sam Bankman-Fried spared a second trial

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I think if he'd donated as much to republicans, and they were in power, he probably wouldn't have been prosecuted for any of the charges.

Although I suppose once they realised he was broke and they weren't going to get any more donations off of him, they might have gone ahead. Not with the campaign 'contributions' charge of course, that might make people look at who he made 'contributions' to.

(Most US 'lobbying' would be considered straight up bribery under UK laws. To me the whole system seems rife with corruption on all sides)

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I asked for info, you provided it, thanks. I don't feel that you deserve those downvotes.

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Out of interest, which politicians/parties is he alleged to have supported?

UK government lays out plan to divert people's broken gizmos from landfill

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Re: disposable vapes

I feel like OP missed out the word lit cigarette butts, which would make a better analogy.

And while it is possible to reuse the batteries, that's not much practical use if the majority of them are thrown in with general rubbish (or just chucked on the street). At least specific 'electronics' collections might hopefully make it easier to find reusable components without digging through a mound of mixed rubbish, and also reduce the fire risk somewhat.

CEO arranged his own cybersecurity, with predictable results

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Re: Customers are the security liability

In the 90's it wouldn't have been much harder than, download the attachment and double-click.

‘I needed antihistamine tablets every time I opened the computers’

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Re: PC-Board Dust Blankets

Important tip: take the PC outside before you try to remove the dust. And make sure you're up-wind.

Philips recalls 340 MRI machines because they may explode in an emergency

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Re: If you aren't full of shrapnel you will probably suffocate

If the the magnets quench and the vents are blocked and something ruptures the room is going to be full of He gas. Apart from the Donald Duck screams you might also be a little short of oxygen.

Well yes, but a bigger problem is that the room now contains all the air it contained before, plus probably several rooms worth of additional helium and nitrogen, which tends to make the room go bang. Think something like the blast effect of a (fuel) gas explosion, but without the heat.

Hopefully this will just blow the windows out (and possibly the roof), but anyone in the room is going to have very painful ears at least.

Superuser mostly helped IT, until a BSOD saw him invent a farcical fix

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Re: Our data keeps going missing - we want a hostage

Especially because he should've checked the test system and would've seen nothing was being purged.

From TFA; the purge job was copied from the test environment. So presumably it was working as intended in test.

I, of course, have never copied anything from my test environment into prod. Erm, except for that one time when I ended up changing a name to "test" across everything. Oops, at least it was a quick fix.

BOFH: Just because we've had record revenues doesn't mean you get a Xmas bonus

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Re: Wow!

In their defence, it's the sort of lesson that they only get to learn once, and the curriculum is somewhat terminal.

Sysadmin's favorite collection of infallible utilities failed … foully

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Perhaps 'Duke' ran it with /NOPROMPT?

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Re: Defragging isn't a big deal anymore

It's a disk, but it's not a disc

Steam client drops support on macOS, but adds it on Linux

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Windows dropped 16 bit support with their 64 bit OSs, but you could still install a 32 bit version up to Win 10 which would still allow compatibility.

Bank boss hated IT, loved the beach, was clueless about ports and politeness

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Re: Every single time

Name doesn't ring a bell, but it's been a while. I worked on the production line, and they kept us separate from the office workers ;)

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A USB A plug will fit quite snugly in an RJ45 socket. It was the Marketing Director who managed that one, I was quite impressed, I'd never seen that particular fuckup before.

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Re: Every single time

I used to work for Evesham, and sometimes I was building laptops, so I'd just like to apologise.

Hubble science instruments still out after going down 3 times in a week

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Re: No budget, however...

At some point, probably next year (they're aiming for 'early 2024' ), there's a privately funded Dragon mission which aims to reach a 700km orbit, and perform an EVA. After that I guess we'll be able to see how suitable it is.

Nostalgia for XP sells out Microsoft's 2023 'Windows Ugly Sweater'

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Re: Of course sold out

Why let reality get in the way of a good story eh? Still, you have to admit, it's pretty forward thinking of Microsoft, doing all that for a photo taken in 1996, before they'd even released Win98, let alone XP.

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If this year's was from XP, surely next year will be Vista?

I'll leave what the image should be up to your imaginations...

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Re: Of course sold out

It's a real photograph of a hill covered in grass, which had grown since vineyards had been removed. It's that shade of green because of the weather at the time, and possibly because of the film used, but it's not been touched up or photoshopped.

These days the vines have been replanted.

That time a JPL engineer almost killed a Mars Rover before it left Earth

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Better than HP. In their gen8 (or maybe 9) servers, the disk caddies had a large red light on them, which if you looked closely had a big exclamation mark on it. This light indicates "Do Not Remove", however, if you don't know this, and are sent to swap the failed disk in a server with a mirror of two drives, you might well assume that the big red light is on the failed drive.

I think in the end I only caused about half an hour of downtime, but I still blame HP.

UK government rings the death knell for SIM farms

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Re: "It will also not apply to the Crown"

That's hardly a new phenomenon, since there have been governments, there have been laws which don't apply to those governments.

That's practically the definition of what a government is!

Wayland takes the wheel as Red Hat bids farewell to X.org

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Apparently Weyland doesn't support screensavers.

(elReg writers should ask JWZ for quotes more often; he's got the CV, worked at Mozilla, main dev for XScreenSaver etc. and he always has an opinion that would spice up an otherwise boring article)

Logitech's Wave Keys tries to bend ergonomics without breaking tradition

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Re: Tat

To be fair to OP, they're complaining that recent Logitech products have got worse.

Not something us owners of older Logitech gear would notice (I think my G5 is getting close to twenty years old)

Data-destroying defect found after OpenZFS 2.2.0 release

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Re: ZFS here we go again

And your choice of totally safe file system is?

Backups. Ideally multiple backups on different media/filesystems/OSs.

Oh, and check your restores work too.

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The older I get, the less happy I feel about using a distro (or any software really) that is 'bleeding edge'. The last release is fine for me thanks, I'll let the rest of you check for bugs in the most recent version ;)

OpenCart owner turns air blue after researcher discloses serious vuln

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Re: Is this Kerr a Reg commentard?

I can think of a few commentators with a similar writing style, but my guess is that if he had an account there's no way he could stop himself from posting here.

FFmpeg 6.1 drops a Heaviside dose of codec magic

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Re: Heaviside

You made me check, and yep, his picture on Wikipedia looks like one of his students just tried "the dog ate it" as an excuse.

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Heaviside)

How to give Windows Hello the finger and login as someone on their stolen laptop

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Re: So just to clarify...

could this be used, for example, a Chromebook with the same chips, or say Mac if it used the same readers

The issue here is that while Windows does require that devices should follow their SDCP specification, apparently there's no checks that a manufacturer actually is following the spec. (The Microsoft Surface using absolutely no encryption at all must have been particularly embarrassing for the Windows Hello team who sponsored the research). With the information from this research, Microsoft could crackdown on shoddy manufacturer's implementations, but if they're strict then that would result in fingerprint recognition being disabled for many people, just because the manufacturer couldn't/didn't fix their flaws.

I don't know enough about Chromebooks to say about them, but I'm pretty sure that as Apple control all of the hardware and software they use, they should be more secure. You'd hope so at least.

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Re: fingerprint works <25% of time

Often it's not so much the fingerprint reader, but your actual fingerprint. I find that my fingerprints fail to scan (across multiple devices) more often when my fingers are very cold and dry.

If I breathe on them to make them slightly more warm and damp, they scan fine.

I suspect the solution is to add one or two fingerprints whilst your hands are cold and dry, and then perhaps add some from the other hand when your hand is hot and sweaty.

BOFH: Groundbreaking discovery or patently obvious trolling?

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Passive SSH server private key compromise is real ... for some vulnerable gear

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"SSH-2.0-SSHD" is also said to be vulnerable, and this may be in use by some enterprise-grade Java applications

How can you tell something is "enterprise-grade"? When the price tag is ten times higher and the functionality is ten times worse.

Bright spark techie knew the drill and used it to install a power line, but couldn't outsmart an odd electrician

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Re: Other folks' DIY

I'm just in the process of buying my first house, so thanks to all the commenters here who are starting to put me off the whole idea...