* Posts by phuzz

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It's always DNS, especially when a sysadmin makes a hash of their semicolons

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case-sensitive is the only true way

But why?

Sure, I can see why you might want Captialised_Filenames, but why would you want to have File and file to exist as separate files in the same directory? Surely that's just asking for confusion?

And even if you did*, why not use the Amiga way, of allowing file/program names to be case insensitive unless you have ambiguous options (eg the f/F from above)?

(I bet I get more downvotes than sensible answers)

* and if so, I hope I never need to look for a particular file on one of your systems.

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson pledges £12bn green economy package

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Re: How exactly?

I've thought about it. I might even save money, and it would almost certainly cover all my needs, but like I said, it's not a wholly rational thought.

I like the feeling that I can go out of my house now, walk up the road to where it's parked, get in and go, as far, and for as long as I like, without needing to arrange it with anyone else. I fully admit that that's a petty reason to own a car, but it's the reason why I do.

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How exactly?

People who live in cities (including me) are an obvious market for electric cars. Short journeys and stop start traffic (and congestion charging) play to an electric car's strengths.

However, like most people who live in cities (at least European ones), I have to park my car on the street. And not 'on the street outside', but more 'on the street, somewhere near' my house. Even if I could regularly park right outside where I live, I'd have to somehow run a charging cable across the pavement to reach my car.

So, the only solution for cities is to have some kind public charging infrastructure, but what would that look like? I've heard suggestions that charging points be added to street lights, which is fine on the face of it, but on my road there's about ten cars for every street light, and probably double that further up the road.

So you'd need to add more charging stations, and to get past the aforementioned 'charging cables across the pavement' problem, they'd have to be by the kerb. However, not all cars are the same size, so depending on who'd parked where, you might have to stretch a cable quite a way to reach your car, and if you're unlucky, the charging post will block one of your doors.

Honestly, I've no idea what the solution is. I guess it will have to involve a (gradual) shift in attitudes towards car ownership, with less people owning their own cars. I could live without mine, but I've owned a car for more than half my life now, and I don't want to have to deal with the loss of the feeling of freedom that it gives me.

How Apple's M1 uses high-bandwidth memory to run like the clappers

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Re: Long term, I think we will see expansion options

This is that massive (and much needed) boot up Intel's arse.

Especially with AMD firmly taking the high end performance crown from them with Zen3, this is probably not a fun time for Intel.

As you say competition is good. Last time Intel were getting clobbered by AMD (Athlon 64 vs Pentium IV), Intel went back to the drawing board and came back with the Core architecture, so hopefully they'll take this opportunity to do the same.

Microsoft brings Trusted Platform Module functionality directly to CPUs under securo-silicon architecture Pluton

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Re: What Choice Do You Have?

It sounds more like SecureBoot to me.

Mind you, that was hailed as the end of being able to install Linux when it was announced too.

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TPM and Bitlocker

The thing I never quite understood about Bitlocker (MS's full drive encryption) working with a TPM is this:

If you don't have a hardware TPM chip (which most non-OEM motherboards don't have), then Bitlocker will prompt you for a password on boot, without which you can't access the harddrive. Like most other full-drive encryption methods.

However, with a TPM, Bootlocker knows that the harddrive is in the correct PC, and will unlock it automatically as part of the boot process.

So as far as I can tell, if you have the 'extra security' of a TPM, it makes it less secure.

Maybe I'm missing something.

With less than two months left, let's check in on Brexit: All IT systems are up and running and ready to go, says no one

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Re: "Check an HGV is Ready to Cross the Border"

Except of course, when you're talking about an 'orse.

A cautionary tale of virtual floppies and all too real credentials

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You need to pipe the output:

gci -Directory | where { $_.GetFileSystemInfos().Count -eq 0 }

You might want to chuck a -recurse in there depending on what you need.

(I amuses me how many downvotes you can get just by reminding people that Powershell exists :)

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Voyager 2 is back online after eight months of radio silence

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Joke

Re: You know you need coffee when..

Ah, and there was me thinking they'd changed to using Calibri.

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Re: DSN Now

If you mean the wibbly lines above them, I think that indicates that they're currently transmitting/receiving.

Former antivirus baron John McAfee collared, faces extradition to America on tax evasion, securities allegations

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Re: Parallels

When people talk about the US having a shit healthcare system, they're talking about the average healthcare. They're not saying that it's impossible to get top quality healthcare in the US (if you have enough money), they're pointing out that almost 10% of the US population have absolutely no healthcare at all.

I guess this highlights the different ways of thinking about healthcare. In Europe, when we talk about it, we generally referring to the whole system, covering the whole country. Whereas, an America talking about healthcare usually seems to only be talking about their individual health.

(To answer your question, my best guess is that someone who went to the US to get an operation did it because they wanted a holiday. If you're willing to pay US prices you can get equivalent treatment in the UK straight away. We still have private healthcare, it's just not necessary for most people).

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Re: Parallels

Ah, this would be that American Exceptionalism again right?

Even though many countries around the world are able to provide healthcare for all their citizens, for less money, and to a higher standard, apparently the US is special and can't do that.

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Re: is he still a US citizen ?

The IRS says: "Your worldwide income is subject to U.S. income tax, regardless of where you reside." which seems pretty unequivocal to me.

Although there are exemptions, as you mention, they still expect you to file a tax return (which as someone who has PAYE, seems incredibly old fashioned).

I wonder how much tax the US collects from it's overseas citizens, and it it's worth it?

Everybody's going to the Moon (and Mars): The Reg chats to ESA about 10-year plans and sending Tim back to space

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Re: because it is there

"because it is there"

Although in JFK's accent, it sounds more like "because it is they-ah"

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UK govt advert encouraging re-skilling for cyber jobs implodes spectacularly

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Re: Those raising issue at the outrage.

You sound outraged...

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Re: Yeah

Well, it's well known that Ballerinas are strong as fuck, so they'd probably be pretty handy at getting heavy servers into the top of a rack.

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Re: You can be whatever you want

Charlie Stross (quoted in the article) used to work in IT (for SCO no less), so he's fully aware of what an actual career in IT is like.

Mark Zuckerberg, 36, decides that having people on his website deny the deaths of six million Jews is a bad thing

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Re: I met one the other day

I mean, there's an argument to be made that sometimes people forget, that in addition to the millions of Jewish people, the Nazis also tried to exterminate millions of Russians, Poles, Roma, handicapped people etc. But pretending that ~6M Jews weren't killed is not that.

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IT Angle

Re: So it only took this long?

Maybe they're just slightly bad at spelling (I can sympathise, I'm dyslexic), and they just really want their username to represent their deep love for the central passage in a church?

Excel is for amateurs. To properly screw things up, those same amateurs need a copy of Access

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Meh

I mean, assuming the stock taking system was only ever going to be used by a small handful of people, Access isn't a terrible choice.

It's just in ten years time, when 100 people are trying to use it for things it was never supposed to do, and the person that originally wrote it has long since moved on. That's when it's terrible.

UK, French, Belgian blanket spying systems ruled illegal by Europe’s top court

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Re: Can I say it now ?

"Do what you want to the others."

Well, you can try, but those fuckers can be pretty vicious.

A decades-old lesson on not inserting Excel where it doesn't belong

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Devil

Excel is ubiquitous

I doubt there's a single business that doesn't have somewhere an Excel worksheet which is essential to the whole company.

(Of course, usually, the only time the IT department finds out about it is when it's failed, but trust me, it's there, like an unexploded bomb.)

This is because the average person can use Excel, so when they come across a problem that you or I might consider a good case for a database, they figure they can probably do it in Excel. (Accounts departments are very prone to this in my experience). And of course, over the years that spreadsheet becomes more essential, and filled with well intentioned fixes and tweaks, and less and less well understood.

At my last job, the Finance Director used a spreadsheet to keep track of the cash flows for the entire company (worse still, it relied on Access importing data from a SQL database). He was the only person that understood what it was doing, and he used it to make all the big decisions about the companies finances. I made sure it was well backed up, but I lived in dread of that spreadsheet (or possibly the FD) dropping dead, and the entire company going down the pan with it.

What's that? You think your organisation definitely doesn't have something like that? Too late, that just means they're hiding it from you, possibly on a personal laptop.

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Re: Thingies cat

You hire people expecting them to be able to do the job you hired them for

Or in a totally fictitious and totally unrelated to the current government, honest, manner, you hire a company owned by one of your mates.

Was he sent on a spool's errand or something? Library staffer accused of stealing, reselling $1.3m of printer toner

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Re: If you’re going to steal over 1 million dollars

But if you steal 1 billion dollars you're already home free.

All at sea: SAP was barely out of the port when it sank its 'social responsibility' voyage

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Re: Sailing round the UK

"toppers - 9 ft plastic boats for kids,"

Still loads of fun for adults too! Nothing better to learn in than something that's basically unsinkable.

(You can fit at least eight people on a Topper. Admittedly the deck was half a meter underwater, but it still sailed. Just.)

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Re: Congratulations, Bellman!

With rising sea levels that might become literally true.

UEFI malware rears ugly head again: Kaspersky uncovers campaign with whiff of China

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Re: Checksum? Hash?

"why doesn't a regular scan detect these attacks"

Most virus scanners start off by just comparing the hash of a file to a list of known viruses/malware, which means that all it takes is some padding, and a virus won't be detected.

More modern antivirus software can do some more in depth analysis, as well as monitoring for activity which might indicate a virus (eg, trying to modify which programs are launched at startup), but at the end of the day, most antivirus is helpless against a targeted attack.

There ain't no problem that can't be solved with the help of American horsepower – even yanking on a coax cable

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Devil

Re: Never work with children or animals?

I remember hearing from some civil servants from Cheltenham, that the cables at one of the NSA's bases in Britain (probably Menwith Hill, but I can't remember exactly) had been chewed through by "British bunnies".

They seemed to think it was hilarious.

Xen Project officially ports its hypervisor to Raspberry Pi 4

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Re: ARM or x86?

Thanks for you concer, but I'm used to it. Pretty much any comment that gets more than a couple of upvotes seems to attract downvotes as well. I don't think there's anything you could say that wouldn't attract downvotes form someone.

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ARM or x86?

So would you only be able to run ARM VMs, or could you run x86 ones on a Pi as well?

Apple and Microsoft have both cracked it I suppose.

Airbus drone broke up in-flight because it couldn’t handle Australian weather

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Isn't that like saying that smartphones never became popular in the 90's and so people should have given up then and never revisited the idea?

Some ideas become feasible, once technology has reached a point to support them.

Not the Southern Rail of the stars: Rocket Lab plans frequent, regular trips to Venus from 2023

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Boffin

Re: Exciting times.

One of NASA's plans for Venus involves what will be effectively a clockwork rover. Basically because Venus is inhospitable to any other form of technology we have, so something that's mostly mechanical and runs off wind power is a better choice.

They're looking at more passive methods to send data up to an orbiter, eg by using metal "flags" akin to semaphore, which could be read by a radar on an orbiter.

Inflated figures and customers who were never there. Just another data migration then

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Re: I bet inflated numbers happen everywhere

"it is the auditor's fault for not bringing our wrongdoing to our attention"

But if they did that, they'd lose a customer...

Help! My printer won't print no matter how much I shout at it!

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Re: HP

Unfortunately LaserJet Pros from the last five-ten years aren't up to the quality of earlier ones (at least the cheaper ones).

Although at least you can still get a disassembly manual from HP for them.

Brexit travel permits designed to avoid 7,000-lorry jams come January depend on software that won't be finished till April

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Re: Plan B

"we'll just invade France (never much of much of a problem)"

We spent a hundred years trying and ultimately ended up with less than we'd started with.

Now Nvidia's monster GeForce RTX 3090 cards snaffled up by bots, scalpers – if only there had been a warning

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Re: Don't Buy Them Until The New Year

Plus AMD's latest cards will be out by then. They may or may not have something to compete with the 3090, but lower down the range they'll be applying some competition.

Oh, and by the new year more of the bugs in the drivers (and potentially games) will be fixed too.

Ancient telly borked broadband for entire Welsh village

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Re: Need a rubber hammer

My brother bought a TV off a (dodgy) friend back when we were teens. It needed a slap in one spot (top, slightly left of centre) to re-align the red part of the picture when you turned it on, and a slap in the side to fix the right speaker, periodically.

Microsoft submits Linux kernel patches for a 'complete virtualization stack' with Linux and Hyper-V

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Most non-hosted software has the benefit of being a one-time charge that is always available, and can continue running for decades at no extra charge.

Not had the 'pleasure' of having to deal with Oracle then? Or SAP. Or Sage, or any one of the many bits of enterprise software that insist on annual license fees (which never seem to get cheaper).

Also, these days "Your whole business stops when your internet goes down" is a problem that doesn't happen if you're using cloudy stuff (because everyone is at home), but is a problem with on-prem. We just keep shifting out single point of failure around.

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Re: The way forward?

Maybe we can all soon run Linux, with Windows in a VM for Office

Nothing stopping you doing that right now (although legally you'll need a valid Windows license for that VM). Several of the people I work with do that, others have a Windows VM on OSX. I'm the odd one out because I have Linux VMs on Windows.

0ops. 1,OOO-plus parking fine refunds ordered after drivers typed 'O' instead of '0'

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Re: And this ladies and gentlemen...

When it comes to custom number plates, do the DVLA still sell plates which could possibly be confuse?

(eg OO7 and 007?)

Howdy, er, neighbor – mind if we join you? Potential sign of life spotted in Venus's atmosphere

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Sky at Night

For those in the UK, may I recommend the Sky at Night special about this discovery that was on BBC 4 last night.

Just a whole bunch of incredibly excited scientists, being geeky. Wonderful stuff :)

Wow, you guys have so much in common: Oracle hotly tipped to power TikTok’s operations as Microsoft deal rejected

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Re: Technology providers

"and thus will claim this solves all the imaginary problems"

This. He'll claim to have 'won'...and that's it, that's all he needs to do to excite his supporters, just to say that he 'did the thing', even if he did the exact opposite.

He'd claim he was responsible for the sun coming up if he thought it would make him a buck.

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Re: What will the dancers do....

"Cell phone manufacturers baffled as young people opt for single core phones over multi-core"

Microsoft releases kernel for unique (but critically panned) Surface Duo phone

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My guess would be that it's taken them so long to develop that they actually started off five years ago with cutting-edge specs.

NASA is sending two small hand-luggage suitcase-sized spacecraft into the void to study binary asteroids

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NASA has given CU Boulder the thumbs up to start the final stage of designing the hardware for the spacecraft.

Appropriate.

Typical '80s IT: Good idea leads to additional duties, without extra training or pay, and a nuked payroll system

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Re: whoops - wrong disk

New HP removable disk caddies (gen9 and 10) have a big red light on the eject button, which is clearly an error light of some sort. So when I had to go swap a disk (well, SSD) in a RAID1 array, I assumed that the red light indicated the failed disk.

It turns out that the red light actually means "Do NOT remove this disk".

Oops.

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Re: Wotsits' law

I was thinking of the one that goes something like "it's not a real backup until you've tested a restore at least once."

If you think you've got problems, pal, spare a thought for these boffins baffled by 'oddball' meteorites

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Re: POE

Yes.