* Posts by phuzz

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One-size-fits-all chargers? What a great idea! Of course Apple would hate it

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Re: Virtue signalling

Then there's the difference between the ideal of Communism, and actually-existing Communism in countries such as the Soviet Union or China, which afaik all kept money as part of their system.

Check your bits: What to do when Unix decides to make a hash of your bill printouts

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Re: I don’t think printers will ever work…

At least they're becoming steadily less ubiquitous. I think we might be close to the 'paperless office' we were promised in the 80's.

UK Ministry of Defence tries again to procure £1.7bn tri-service recruitment system

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Re: Savings?

It's not the soldiers in barracks they're worried about, it's traditionally to stop the armed forces from deciding they'd do a better job or running the country than the government/monarch/etc.

Although, given the current shower in Westminster...

BOFH: You'll find there's a company asset tag right here, underneath the monstrously heavy arcade machine

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Re: A little power

I've always had to work with cheapy ones that would fall off it they were (eg) on the lid of a laptop. I usually try and position them next to the factory serial number.

Navigating without GPS is one thing – so let's jam it and see what happens to our warship

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Re: I guess I'm too much of a navigation geek...

2 acres is small enough that you can usually see clear across (1 acre is ~64x64m), and if it's not too overgrown would take about one minute to walk across. I think OP was making a joke ;)

China's taikonauts return from heavenly palace after 92-day mission

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Re: why aren't they going to the ISS?

The US government forbids NASA from working with the Chinese space agency. Pretty much ever other space agency is happy to work with them.

I would drive 100 miles and I would drive 100 more just to be the man that drove 200 miles to... hit the enter key

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Re: N Yorks to Edinburgh

I saw that story going differently when you said "decided to 'have a go' himself".

Phew!

When ERP migrations go bad: Games Workshop says project issues are delaying refresh of 'dated' online store

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Re: Has anyone ever heard of an ERP migration...

Or indeed an ERP migration that was actually cheaper than just buying a new system, and hiring people to type the old data into it by hand.

The Register speaks to one of the designers behind the latest Lego Ideas marvel: A clockwork solar system

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Re: Brisbane, Australia

close examination [...] will reveal that they are all upsidedown

That's SNOT!

(A Lego building technique for hiding the studs, abbreviated from Studs Not On Top).

Not too bright, are you? Your laptop, I mean... Not you

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Re: Floppy solution

I've met a lot of people who use CAPS LOCK instead of Shift. It's painful to me to watch them type.

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Re: me too

Battery saving I assume, or maybe aeroplane mode. Even my relatively new work HP laptop has a button for it just under the screen.

(And it's put there by the laptop manufacturer, nothing to do with microsoft.)

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Re: Floppy solution

Is this how fsck got it's name?

Guntrader breach perp: I don't think it's a crime to dump 111k people's details online in Google Earth format

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Re: Stupid is as stupid does.

I grew up in the country, and my folks still live there, and foxes were never a problem (unsupervised dogs have killed a number of our chickens however). The closest you'd ever see one was the other side of field, and they'd bolt if you got any closer.

Now I live in a city, and the foxes are happy to sit there until you get closer than about 1 metre.

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Re: Law of Unintended Consequences

as those in power tend to agree with the motivations

Er, I think you might have missed a Conservative government being in power for the last twenty years.

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Re: Stupid is as stupid does.

Where I grew up there was a lot of pheasant shooting, and fox hunting. Most people I knew of usually only participated in one sport. ie some people preferred shooting and only did that, other people preferred hunting and stuck to horses. Makes sense, both guns and horses are expensive and most people can't afford to have both hobbies.

There is however, a lot of overlap socially and politically.

Italian stuntman flies aeroplane through two motorway tunnels

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Re: Toll

If they charge based on axles, how much would a tank cost?

Report details how Airbus pilots saved the day when all three flight computers failed on landing

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Re: "Seems the pilots did a good job,"

Don't forget that Boeing insisted to the FAA (and every other agency worldwide), that the 737 MAX was similar enough to the original 737 that pilots did not need to retrain.

Chinese developers protested insanely long work hours. Now the nation's courts agree

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Re: That kind of thing is common

Don't forget that the IRS will chase US citizens for income tax, even if they live and work in a different country and never plan on returning to the US.

More cracks found in Russian annex of the International Space Station

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the hardware components on the aged Zvezda section [...] will be past their manufacturers' warranty period

Zvezda was originally going to be the core of the follow up to MIR, and was built by the Soviet Union in the 1980's, so yes, I think making a warranty claim might be tricky ;)

Imagine how much it would cost to post it back?

Logitech Bolt devices support secure Bluetooth Low Energy – but forget the 'Unifying Receiver'

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They used to make good stuff, but I've not heard good reviews for quite a few years now.

Leaked Guntrader firearms data file shared. Worst case scenario? Criminals plot UK gun owners' home addresses in Google Earth

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Re: No surprises here

"You forgot to compare anyone to Hitler."

The classic "Hitler was a veterinarian" line is right there too.

Fix five days of server failure with this one weird trick

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Re: The "inspector"

I had a machine that I'd built myself, and often tinkered with. One day, I decided to fire up the new Unreal Tournament, but as soon as the game reached the menu screen the whole computer would crash. I tried with a few other games, and they all had the same problem; as soon as they started the game, the PC would reset.

Eventually, I realised that this sounded a lot like a thermal problem, so I opened the case to see what was going on. Turned out, in my last exploration I'd accidentally left a wire loose, and it had somehow got sucked into the CPU fan, jamming it. The heatsink (a fancy Zalman one) was big enough to passively cool the CPU when it was idling in Windows, but as soon as a game forced it to run at 100%, it would overheat, and thermal shutdown.

I'm always careful to check that all the fans spin freely before I close a case up these days.

After quietly switching to slower NAND in an NVMe SSD, Western Digital promises to be a bit louder next time

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My old Peugeot 206 was built in 2001, and managed to combine some parts from the 2000 model, and some from the 2001 facelifted model. I'd have to just cross my fingers and and hope that I'd bought the right part, because there was no way of knowing which model it belonged to.

Bumble fumble: Dude divines definitive location of dating app users despite disguised distances

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Re: Optional ize

if you use a dating app keep your GPS and WiFi off?

Why not just deny access to location data, for that particular app?

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That's a good explanation, thanks.

Samsung: We will remotely brick smart TVs looted from our warehouse

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Just unplug the antenna from the wifi card. The TV will only know that it's not receiving a wifi signal, and if they bricked every TV that was in a wifi blackspot they'd catch too many legitimate owners.

Scalpel! Superglue! This mouse won't fix its own ball

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Re: Ball crud

I spotted an OG Microsoft Intellimouse (their first optical one) on one of our developers desks the other day. As far as I know they've never even used Windows (they use a macbook).

Those things just never die.

Tired: What3Words. Wired: A clone location-tracking service based on FOUR words – and they are all extremely rude

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Re: WHat Three Words - commercial algorithim that cant be shared without license payment

Well, the public service is in desperate need to monetize common day activities a bit more to pay for all those services. Therefore, a 1p fee will be owed in taxes for each and every use of a street name, name of village, city or other areal named location

Ah, I see you've had to deal with postcode databases before.

Engineers work to open Boeing Starliner's valves as schedule pressures mount

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Re: "assumed Boeing knew what it was doing."

It would have a cutting edge autopilot which only occasionally gets confused and flies into mountains.

Oh, and anyone who flew on one would become unbearably smug about it and insist on telling you that it was the future of aviation, and how Musk is amazing.

Microsoft suspends free trials for Windows 365 after a day due to 'significant demand'

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Re: Botnet

I mean, if it costs $150/month, and you can mine $160 worth of crypto then it's a good* idea.

* for certain values of 'good'

International Space Station stabilizes after just-docked Russian module suddenly fires thrusters

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Re: I knew it

Kerbal Space Program veterans would be even more apposite.

What is your greatest weakness? The definitive list of the many kinds of interviewer you will meet in Hell

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Re: That Meme

I should have been more clear, I meant that I ask as a candidate, and I want to know what sort of role they are actually hiring me for. Part of that is asking what the job entails, eg "what does an average day look like here?". I'm looking for more information on things which never make it into the job description, like, am I usually going to be going home on time? Am I expected to socialise with my co-workers? How flexible is the dress code? Quality of life details basically.

There was one job I interviewed for, where according to the job description (and salary) I was a good fit, but through talking to them I realised what they actually wanted was an IT Manager, rather than someone hands on. We had a bit of a chat and I told them some changes they could make to the job advert to better fit the role they actually need filling. I think we both parted happy, I avoided a job I wouldn't have enjoyed, and they understood better who they were actually looking for. (And a week or so later I got my current job, which is a good fit).

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Re: That Meme

That's the sort of question I ask at interviews (although, more politely), after all, I'd like to know what I might be letting myself in for.

Plus, if you keep mentioning things in the vein of "if I worked here", it's gets them into the right mindset of imagining you working there, which is one step loser to them giving you the job.

For a true display of wealth, dab printer ink behind your ears instead of Chanel No. 5

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It's not that inkjet ink has to be expensive either. Ink for commercial sign-making printers are in the region of £60 for a single colour, but that's 220ml of ink. In bigger quantities it's £125 for a one litre cartridge (although you'll need six per machine; cyan, yellow, magenta, black, and also light magenta and light cyan and white for better colour accuracy).

These printers print on all sorts of materials, much of which is destined to be used outside on signs, so it has to be as UV proof as possible, so it's at least as specialised as ink for a desktop printer.

Russia's Pirs ISS module scheduled to fall away, much like Moscow's interest in the space station

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Re: Anyway

The short answer is, a lot. The slightly longer answer is, a full day* of running experiments, and keeping up with maintenance and chores.

So much so that they have dedicated scheduling tools to keep track, as you can see here.

* The ISS runs on UTC/GMT 'days', although they get a sunrise and sunset every 90 minutes.

Windows 11 comes bearing THAAS, Trojan Horse as a service

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Re: Forgive me for saying this...

Don't forget all the 'fun' of trying to communicate with someone in a different organisation.

Maybe I can start an audio/video call with them, maybe the button is missing today for no good reason. Maybe they'll show up as a 3rd party contact, or maybe you'll have to click over to their organisation to see the chat, or be notified about it. Who knows?

Still, I suppose it gives a handy excuse for why you didn't respond to someone, "sorry, I didn't see that message until later, must be Teams being weird". Not that I'd do that of course...

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Re: "and in a few short years we were liberated."

"what Facebook achieved with WhatsApp"

Facebook bought Whatsapp when it already had a pretty big market share, and I can't think of anything they've done to increase that growth that couldn't have happened under other owners.

That's the thing, messaging systems are heavily reliant on the network effect. Microsoft do seem to have captured a big chunk of the business market, but personally I'm not sure that will translate over to the consumer side. Most people seem to use Zoom instead (or Whatsapp on phones), and I'm not sure what MS can do to change that.

Russia's ISS Multipurpose Laboratory Module launches after years sitting on a shelf, immediately runs into issues

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Re: No problem!

Additionally, KSP veterans are used to problems like "whoops I forgot to add RCS to both ends of my vessel, so now it's unbalanced", which wasn't a problem in Elite.

Be careful what you inline: Defunct video-hosting domain used to inject smut flicks into news articles, more

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Re: You think that's bad...

"Orange man f**ks entire country"

BOFH: But soft! What light through yonder filing cabinet breaks?

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Re: Hilarious!

"CAT5 only needs 1,2,3 and 6 connected to "work"."

At 10 or 100MB speeds, GB and upwards requires all the wires.

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Re: Hilarious!

Great, now I feel old :(

Exsparko-destructus! What happens when wand waving meets extremely poor wiring

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Unless it was a really crappy drill (which is still possible), if it wasn't just arcing between the two cables they drilled, it would have down the drill's power cord rather into the sparky.

Humans don't conduct electricity very well, stray electricity will earth via metal or wires before it tries your arm.

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Meh

The only wrinkle with that set up is that it's very difficult to get an accurate UPS run-time in this way. The UPS knows how much power it's supplying, but depending on how the PSUs in the servers are set up, that might only be half the total draw when the external power goes off.

Mind you, unless you have two equally sized UPSs, and manage to perfectly halve the power draw between them, you're probably going to run into the same issue. At work we have one large UPS, and three smaller ones and devices have just been plugged into whatever was closest, so our actual runtime is pretty hypothetical. That said, the longest the power has actually been out for, in the last ten years, is just thirty seconds, and I'm pretty sure our UPSs can last at least ten minutes. Probably.

You're right though. Best practice means nothing without the budget to match.

In a complete non-surprise, Mozilla hammers final nail in FTP's coffin by removing it from Firefox

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Re: Winscp is your friend

Doesn't Powershell have SCP built in already?

I checked, and yup, OpenSSH (including SCP) has been part of PowerShell since the Autumn 2018 update.

No diss to WinSCP though, I use it all the time, it's great.

I was fired for telling ICO of Serco track and trace data breach, claims sacked worker

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Re: Whistleblower protection

As far as I can tell, the argument here is that she exposed wrongdoing by Serco, but she was actually employed by 'Jackpostcomics' and contracted to Serco.

So, when Jackpotcomics failed to renew her contract it was for 'completely unrelated' reasons, and not because she'd embarrassed Serco.

I'm guessing a good lawyer would be able to rip that to shreds, but I doubt she can afford said lawyer.

Mars race: China dreams of nuclear rockets, manned bases, and space elevators

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Re: Here's the plan

"Until the woke mobs infested, it was a success."

I'm guessing your definition of "woke mobs", would include all the people who objected at the time, or are they the wrong part of history?

I also doubt the aborigines considered it much of a success either, but I guess they're just another woke mob right?

Still, I'm sure the "enlightened Georgians" who congratulated themselves on how considerate and humane they were being would be glad to know that someone still believes their propaganda.

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Re: Cosmic Dodgeball

And in KSR's trilogy, he names the "shaking the tether", the "Clarke Oscillation", in honour of Clarke.

BOFH: When the Sun rises in the West and sets in the East, only then will the UPS cease to supply uninterrupted voltage

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We had a server that belonged to a customer which had a bad fan for years. It was so loud you could hear it from the other side of the room, but this wasn't a small server room. This was a medium size hall in a colo center, filled with other people's kit, and yet, as soon as you opened the door, the loudest noise was the tiny abused HP fan in a rack on the far side of the room, buzzing away at a frequency that ground into your ear drums.

I can only imagine how happy the other customers at that colo centre were when we finally managed to decommission that machine.

China's latest online crackdown targets mean girl online fan clubs that turn toxic

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Well, it was sometimes funny to watch from this side of the Atlantic, when I wasn't terrified that half the US thought that an idiot and conman was the perfect person to be in control of nuclear weapons, but "love" is a putting it a bit strong.

I was just making the point that China's political system is very different to the west, and saying it's draconian is, well, from the point of view of the CCP, that's a feature, not a bug.

What Microsoft's Windows 11 will probably look like

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It's ok, the Load Font dialogue from Win 3.1 (or 95?) is still there.